The BEST episodes written by Gabrielle Topping

Boxing Mr. Floppy
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7.60
43 votes

#1 - Boxing Mr. Floppy

Unhappily Ever After - Season 1 - Episode 8

Jennifer wants to get into the Betty Ford Clinic so that she can meet a rich drunk, and tells Jack he'll have to take the kids when she is away for the week. He'll have to pay for her visit or he'll have the kids forever. Jack takes the kids for the night and Ross cuts off Mr. Floppy's foot so that he can have a good luck charm to break his string of bad luck. Ryan steals the foot from Ross, and uses it get a date with Cindy Stalling (whom he dreams of every night). Moments later Tiffany steals it from him, and he promptly loses Cindy, but Tiffany finds a diamond ring in her sandwich. Jennifer gets tips from Maureen on how to fit in at the Clinic. Jennifer takes the foot from the kids and won't give it to Jack because it got her into Betty Ford. Jack unsuccessfully tries to offer Mr. Floppy a new foot from a different stuffed animal, then breaks into Jennifer's house and gets noticed by everyone. Never the less, he steals the foot from Jennifer, and she promptly gets bumped from the Cl

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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
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7.60
537 votes

#2 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 12

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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Al... with Kelly
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7.55
564 votes

#3 - Al... with Kelly

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 2

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

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The President
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7.55
11 votes

#4 - The President

Unhappily Ever After - Season 3 - Episode 14

After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

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All About Jennie
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7.50
14 votes

#5 - All About Jennie

Unhappily Ever After - Season 2 - Episode 18

Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

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If I Could See Me Now
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7.44
363 votes

#6 - If I Could See Me Now

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 7

Bud and Kelly convince Al to get glasses after a few minor accidents.

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Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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7.44
299 votes

#7 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 8

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

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Ryan's Labour Lost
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7.25
8 votes

#8 - Ryan's Labour Lost

Unhappily Ever After - Season 4 - Episode 13

Ryan must work as the night janitor to pay off a school computer he destroyed. He finds the answers to an exam in the trash can and starts selling them to other students.

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Secrets
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6.43
7 votes

#9 - Secrets

Unhappily Ever After - Season 5 - Episode 11

Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

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