The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 2

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 2!

Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.

Last Updated: 3/11/2024Network: The WBStatus: Ended
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Leaving Van Nuys
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7.83
12 votes

#1 - Leaving Van Nuys

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/1996

It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.

All About Jennie
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7.54
13 votes

#2 - All About Jennie

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1996

Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
In the Stars
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7.50
14 votes

#3 - In the Stars

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1996

When the family becomes obsessed with horoscopes, Ryan looks for a girl and Jennie tries to be nice.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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A Touch of Glass
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7.40
15 votes

#4 - A Touch of Glass

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/25/1995

Jennie gets a glass table on Ross's ninth birthday and throws everyone out of the house for getting the table dirty.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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The Agony of Victory
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7.21
14 votes

#5 - The Agony of Victory

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/1996

Jack uses his height to beat Ryan at basketball for the 2001st time.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Getting More Than Some
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7.17
12 votes

#6 - Getting More Than Some

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/22/1996

After taking Jack's advice, Ryan becomes engaged to Crystal, a thirty year old woman with two kids.

Directors: Linda Day
Hot Wheels
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7.08
12 votes

#7 - Hot Wheels

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1995

After Tiffany and Ryan take Jack's car to a party without his permission, Jack and Jennie pretend the car is stolen, until it actually is.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Meter Maid
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7.08
12 votes

#8 - Meter Maid

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/31/1996

Jack is thrown in jail when Jennie punches a meter maid. Jennie won't bail Jack out and things are terrible around the house without him.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
Jack Writes Good
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7.00
14 votes

#9 - Jack Writes Good

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/1/1996

Jack starts writing stories that are really Floppy's and gets a big break, but later tries doing his own writing.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Matt Leavitt
Girls Who Wear Glasses
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7.00
14 votes

#10 - Girls Who Wear Glasses

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/8/1996

Tiffany isn't the smartest girl in the class anymore when she is put into a smarter class.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Picnic of Pain and Peril
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7.00
13 votes

#11 - Picnic of Pain and Peril

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1996

After seeing a movie, Jennie takes the family to a picnic to bond. But the picnic trip is soon ruined by gophers, poison ivy, and pesticide.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Making the Grade
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7.00
14 votes

#12 - Making the Grade

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1995

When Ryan gets all D's and F's on his report card, Jennie says he can't have the car keys until he gets a B, so he makes a deal with Miss Taylor, his Civics teacher. Meanwhile, Jack tries to figure out why Ryan is so dumba nd Tiffany begins to suspect that the mailman is her father.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Driving Me Crazy
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7.00
13 votes

#13 - Driving Me Crazy

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/11/1995

Disasters occur when Jack teaches Ryan and Tiffany how to drive.

Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life
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6.90
10 votes

#14 - Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1995

Tiffany thinks Jack doesn't trust her when he doesn't let Tiffany go in her room with Mike, her boyfriend.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
A Line in the Sand
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6.87
15 votes

#15 - A Line in the Sand

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/1995

When the family earns 40,000 frequent flyer miles, Jack wants to go to Las Vegas and Jennie wants to go to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Tiffany gets in a fight with Patty, a cheap girl who Ryan is in love with.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Jack Moves Back
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6.83
12 votes

#16 - Jack Moves Back

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/1995

Jack moves back in to the house for the sake of the kids, but must live in the basement until he can win Jennie back.

The Whiz Kid
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6.64
11 votes

#17 - The Whiz Kid

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/29/1995

When Ryan starts taking urine tests for football players, he gets a lettered jersey and the respect of a football player. Meanwhile, no one notices Tiffany, because of Ryan being on the football team, when she gets the highest SAT scores in the school and becomes a national merrit scholar.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Zit Could Happen to You
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6.36
44 votes

#18 - Zit Could Happen to You

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1995

When Tiffany gets a zit and Ryan sets the scale to ten pounds more than normal, Tiffany tries to develop a personality and Jennie starts jogging. Jennie becomes Vicky Vixen on the Internet, and Ryan finds that Vicki Vixen has the hots for him.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Rocky VI
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6.36
42 votes

#19 - Rocky VI

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1995

When Jennie gets in a fight with Susan, a neighbor, she has Jack fight Vic, Susan's husband.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
Mr. No
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6.36
42 votes

#20 - Mr. No

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1996

Tiffany is disturbed when Danny, a boy, doesn't want to go to the Valentine's Dance with her. Ryan plans on taking Ms. O'Hara, his chemistry teacher, but she blows herself up. Mr. Floppy sends obscene mail to Pamela Anderson.

Directors: Linda Day
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Rock Star
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6.30
43 votes

#21 - Rock Star

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/1995

When Jennie gets a date with Ray Paul Jones, her teen crush, she gives Jack the right to fantasize about a celebrity. Jack picks Cindy Crawford and gets arrested for stalking her.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Rat
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6.23
39 votes

#22 - The Rat

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/1995

Jack leaves Jennie's room for the basement because she won't let him have his ways, but he finds a giant rat in the basement and makes the kids get rid of it.