The Best Episodes Directed by Gerry Cohen
#1 - Drew's Cousin
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 25
Drew hosts the family barbecue for all of the Carey cousins. Kristen, his 18-year-old cousin, comes to the event while looking at colleges. She plans to attend Cleveland State, and asks to stay with Drew until she can get a place at the dorm. He also gets her a temporary job at the store. Drew is horrified to discover that Kristen and Mr. Wick are secretly dating. He worries that the relationship will cause him problems with his family and at work. Kristen and Wick point out that they are both adults and are free to date whomever they choose. Wick confesses that he is in love with Kristen. Drew reluctantly agrees not to stand in their way, but is more than a little disgusted to find a pantsless Wick in his house the next morning. Wick overreacts when Kristen makes plans with two guys from Cleveland State. She becomes freaked out by his possessive behavior and dumps him. He tries to win her back by standing on Drew's pool table and playing Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love
#2 - Still Scamming
Still Standing - Season 3 - Episode 1
When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, the teenager sees a golden opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Brian is desperate to figure out a way to stop his parents from going on college tours with him just to check out the local bars.
#3 - The Rebound
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 23
An attractive handywoman named Sharon comes to the house after the gang breaks several appliances during a drunken celebration honoring Drew's last payment on the engagement ring. She seems to get along well with Drew, so Oswald and Lewis push him to ask her out. Kate feels that Drew is on the rebound and will only get hurt. Drew makes up an excuse to see Sharon again. He asks her out, but insists that he only wants to be friends. He tries to cheer her up after a date stands her up, only to have her leave when the guy gets out of his work commitment. A lonely Drew interrupts Sharon's date by calling her for help with a plumbing problem, then intentionally breaks a pipe. He accidentally floods the entire basement. Drew tries to get Sharon's attention by riding through the flood waters in a raft and playing his accordion for her. She says that she is just not interested in dating him. Kate cheers up Drew by telling him how sweet and romantic he is.
#4 - Sexual Perversity in Cleveland
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 5
Darcy breaks up with Drew after he admits that he is not a full-time musician. He starts spending a lot of time at his computer, and begins a steamy on-line affair with an anonymous woman. He becomes concerned after learning that his chat room girlfriend works at a department store and has a large collection of troll dolls. When he confirms that it is Mimi, Drew begins showering compulsively. He feels extremely awkward when he and Mimi run into each other while visiting Wick in rehab. Mimi does not realize that she was involved with Drew, and is angry that she hasn't heard from her online man for a while. Drew gets really drunk and writes her a kiss-off note in which he claims to be Bill Clinton. Meanwhile, Oswald grows concerned about his mother's financial status after her birthday check to him bounces. He learns that her business partner deserted her, and that she may lose her beauty salon and house. Oswald follows Lewis's advice and agrees to test breast implants for DrugC
#5 - A Very, Very, Very Fine House
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 5
Drew's lawyer gets all charges dropped by threatening a lawsuit for wrongful arrest. However, the government seizes the house as evidence because Larry used drug money to pay the mortgage. They plan to sell it at auction. Drew stays with Lewis and Oswald in their new apartment above the Warsaw. After Nicki mentions that the price will probably end up far less than the real value of the house, Drew gets an idea. He decides to declare bankruptcy to get out of debt, and have Lewis bid on the house on his behalf. Mimi shows up and begins bidding, hoping to make Drew miserable and get herself a cheap house. Drew's new neighbors outbid her, as they want to expand their property. Drew gets Greg to back off by talking about the importance of his childhood home--and convincing him that their other neighbor will probably die soon. Drew ignores Kate after learning of her relationship with Oswald. He unconvincingly insists that he is happy for her, but snaps at her for laughing after Osw
#6 - Ship Happens (1)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 18
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
#7 - Mr. Wick Returns
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 22
Mr. Wick returns from his retraining and begins duty in the mail room. He again vows revenge against Drew. On the morning of a major sale, a cowboy ambushes Drew in his back yard and ties him up. Drew fails to open the store on time, marking the first time in history that Winfred-Louder did not open on schedule. Soulard tells Drew that he is demoting him to his old job. Mimi pleads for a chance at the manager position. Soulard agrees to give her one day to prove that she can run the store. Mimi taunts Drew and reveals that she was the one who sent the cowboy--not Wick. Wick and Drew agree to join forces to keep Mimi from becoming permanent store manager. Wick suggests dipping the pickle she eats for lunch in grain alcohol to get her drunk. Their plan fails when the cowboy again jumps Drew. He arrives very late, and Mimi seems to be on the verge of winning the job. Steve brings by some remote-controlled vibrating panties that may help her get pregnant. She puts them on to w
#8 - The Dating Consultant
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 24
Drew meets a woman at the Warsaw who recommends that he sign up for her dating advice service (for $250). He is reluctant, but finally agrees. She embarrasses him by taking hidden video of his date and using it as a "teaching aid" for the class. Drew becomes the laughingstock of the class, despite the fact that most of the students are dorks and losers who have never had sex. Drew seeks the help of the Better Business Bureau to have the service shut down. However, he ends up enlisting tips from the class to get a date with the Better Business Bureau employee. He quickly scares her off with his overeager behavior, and ends up back in the class. Lewis interviews potential new roommates, but Oswald keeps driving them all away. Lewis enjoys the freedom of having the place to himself. Mr. Wick bribes Lewis into letting him use the extra bedroom for a one-night stand. Mimi messes with Oswald's head by trying to convince him that Kate really loves Drew.
#9 - I Dishonestly Love You
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 17
Kate feels extremely threatened when Drew receives a call from Wendy, his recently divorced college girlfriend. Drew assures her that she has no reason to worry, and agrees to have lunch with Wendy. She tells him that she returned to town in the hopes of escaping an obsessive ex-boyfriend. She hasn't worked for years, but hopes that Drew can give her a job at the store to help her get back on her feet. He hires Wendy as his assistant, and tries unsuccessfully to hide the truth from Kate. Kate gets jealous and storms off. While at the Warsaw, Drew receives a call from a panicked Wendy, who fears that her ex-boyfriend has tracked her down. Mimi overhears and suspects that the whole thing is a ploy to get Drew into bed. Drew begins to agree with her after he arrives at Wendy's apartment to find her in her underwear. She claims that her radiator is broken. Even after Wendy's ex-boyfriend shows up, Drew still believes it is a scam. He changes his mind after the guy punches him.
#10 - From the Earth to the Moon
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 26
As Drew's carpool arrives at Winfred-Louder, Mrs. Louder calls and tells him that he has been chosen to coordinate hiring for the corporation's new stores in Europe. He must make it to the boardroom quickly to hold onto the promotion. Drew falls in an oil slick in the parking garage and has to buy a new shirt. The replacement shirt gets torn as he intervenes in a dispute between Kate and an irate customer. The clerk charges him several thousand dollars for the shirt, and panics when Drew asks him to correct the mistake. Mrs. Louder repeatedly admonishes Drew over the loudspeaker for not showing up in the boardroom. Larry and Drew get stuck in the elevator at a time when both badly need to use the bathroom. Lewis and Oswald then detain Drew and make him listen to a ridiculous story about a "recovered memory" of Lewis's. Mrs. Louder warns Drew that he will lose the promotion unless he shows up in ten minutes. A bunch of workers block the stairs with a giant toy castle and go on
#11 - Drew and the Trail Scouts
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 7
Drew agrees to marry Wick and help him get his green card if Wick lets him have his old job. They head for Vermont to get married, and Oswald and Lewis come along to cheer the depressed Drew. During the ceremony, Drew nearly backs out because he realizes that the whole thing is really, really stupid and that he should still be with Kate. He finally agrees to go through with it. While moping in a nearby park, he encounters a scout troop. They prompt him to recall his old scouting days, and encourage him to volunteer to help with a troop. Drew is soon named a scoutmaster, and learns that his predecessor was forced out because the scouts do not allow gays. Drew tries to hide the truth about his marriage to Wick. An INS agent shows up to investigate Drew and Wick while the scout troop is at Drew's house. Drew must either tell the agent the truth and get Wick deported, or give up his scoutmaster duties. He protects Wick, who responds by promoting him to head of personnel.
#12 - Drew and the Conspiracy
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 1
Drew suffers a constant series of mishaps at work, from dumpsters blocking his parking space to broken chairs and a seemingly endless supply of faulty pencil points. He begins to suspect that someone is out to get him, but his friends feel that he is just paranoid. However, Chuck shows Drew a videotape in which three men sit around discussing how much they hate Drew, and all the things they have done to make him miserable for the last decade. The men indicate that they will pull their ultimate prank the next day. When they cannot be found at work, Drew evacuates the store. The men then show up, and Drew demands to know why they dislike him. One of them says that Drew caused him to lose his fiancÃ©e by getting jelly on his collar; she mistook it for lipstick and dumped him. Drew got the second man in trouble by repeating his insults about the boss when he was in earshot, and the third guy didn't like being reported for drinking at work. The guys decide that they are tired of hara
#13 - Teacher Pets
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 21
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
#14 - Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 31
Charlie gets jealous of Jennifer's much younger boyfriend. Patrick helps Lacey look sexy for her first modelling gig.
#15 - Charlie and the Devil
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 40
Charlie gets a new patient in his therapy group who believes he's the devil.
#16 - Charlie and the Prison Riot
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 32
Charlie is held hostage by his prison group during a riot. Charlie’s therapy group tries to hide it from his daughter by throwing a birthday party.
#17 - Oldies but Young 'Uns
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 17
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
#18 - Charlie's Patients Hook Up
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 15
Charlie inadvertently puts two patients together in a romantic relationship.
#19 - Charlie and the Airport Sext
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 25
Charlie's trip with the group is interrupted when he gets some interesting news from Kate. Charlie's house is used for an adult-film shoot.
#20 - Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 22
Charlie and Kate try to control their sexual urges as they begin work together on their sex study. Lacey gets a new job.
#21 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 16
On their way to Wanker County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
#22 - And Baby Makes Money
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 11
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
#23 - Mimi's Day Parade
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 9
Drew finishes his holiday hirings early and plans to spend Thanksgiving alone with his date. However, Mr. Wick decides to throw together a Winfred-Louder Thanksgiving Day parade at the last minute. He places Drew in charge, and warns him that many people will be fired unless the parade helps boost holiday sales. With just two weeks to go until Thanksgiving, Drew has a very difficult time locating balloons, and cannot obtain permits from the city to block off traffic. Mimi tells him that her father owns a trucking company and can loan the store flat bed trucks to use for floats. He can also arrange for the permits, so long as Mimi is allowed to sit on the lead float and serve as "snow queen." Drew agrees. Mr. Wick kidnaps actor David Lander from the airport and forces him to serve as grand marshal. A furious Mimi steals the keys to all of the floats and goes home. Drew goes after her, and warns that Mr. Wick has given him permission to fire her unless she returns the keys. Dre
#24 - Charlie Helps Lacey Stay Rich
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 42
Charlie suggests that Lacey and Patrick pretend to date in order for her to get her inheritance.
#25 - Cain and Mabel
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 6
Steve comes to the Warsaw while dressed in drag. A man mistakes him for a woman and tries to buy him a drink. He gets angry when he learns the truth about Steve, and insults him. Drew stands up for his brother. Steve's transvestite friends begin frequenting the Warsaw as a show of solidarity. They dance and play loud music all of the time. Drew, Lewis and Kate become annoyed when other customers begin staying away, as this makes it even harder for any of them to find a date. Drew suggests that the bar get the female customers back by holding a ladies' night with half-price drinks. Steve is outraged when the bartender only gives the discount to actual women, not the cross-dressers. Drew refuses to take his side. Steve accuses Drew of trying to force him out of the Warsaw because he is ashamed of him. Drew insists that he is actually upset because Steve is trying to take away his bar. He says that Steve has been stealing things that Drew liked since they were children. Steve
#26 - The Egg and I
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 17
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
#27 - Drew and Kate's First Date
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 12
For their first date, Drew takes Kate to the planetarium where they first met on a third grade class trip. They compare stories about wild experiences, and Kate recalls picking up a guy at the airport in nothing but a trenchcoat. Drew fears that Kate finds him boring after she falls asleep on the couch with her head on his shoulder during their date. He fears that she will dump him unless he does something exciting on their next date. Drew shows up wearing only a trenchcoat, but Kate doesn't realize that he isn't wearing anything else. She takes him somewhere as a surprise, and Drew thinks that she has something crazy in mind. She instead brings him to a Greek restaurant to dine with her visiting grandparents. Drew manages to hide the fact that he isn't wearing pants, until the restaurant staff carries him around on its shoulders as part of a traditional dance. Kate tells Drew that she fell asleep because she feels comfortable with him. She does not want to rush their relation
#28 - Charlie and the Secret Gigolo
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 23
Sean is sentenced to anger therapy after decking someone, who reveals to Charlie that he used to be an escort, he tries to figure out a way to tell Jennifer without breaking confidentiality. Ed continues his stay in Patrick's home, but has issues when he gets rid of his TV set.
#29 - What Goes Around Came Around
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 18
Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.
#30 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 22
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
#31 - It's a Dog Eat Drew World
The Drew Carey Show - Season 7 - Episode 18
Drew is upset when Lewis, Oswald and Kate begin neglecting him to devote more time to their jobs. Steve also cannot spend time with him because of plans with Mimi. A vicious stray dog shows up in the yard and tries to steal a sandwich from Drew and Speedy. A depressed Drew has lunch with Mr. Wick after his friends stand him up. They find that they have common interests, but Wick quickly scares him off by making plans to spend every minute of the day together. Drew tricks Lewis, Oswald, Kate and Steve into coming over by claiming an emergency. They are upset to learn that he just wants to play a game of Risk, and try to leave. The wild dog returns as part of a pack. The dogs surround the house, even cutting off the phone lines. They fake an attack on a small dog, who lets them into the house after the gang brings him inside to help him. Everyone must flee to the basement, where they pass the time by reading Drew's old journal and singing songs. Mimi comes by in the morning lo
#32 - Hi, I.Q.
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 20
Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.
#33 - The Dateless Amigo
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 19
Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
#34 - No Pot to Pease In
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 9
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
#35 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 15
Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.
#36 - Charlie Gets the Party Started
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 35
Charlie recruits Sean to help him throw the epic party of the century. Lacey inadvertently gets Ed hooked on drugs.
#37 - Kate Works for Drew
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 14
Mr. Soulard tells Drew that his workload is too heavy, and allows him to hire an assistant. At the same time, Kate loses her job as Mrs. Louder's assistant. Drew claims that he doesn't know of any openings in the store, but Mimi mentions the assistant position so that Drew is forced to hire her. He realizes that it will be a disaster because of Kate's employment record. Kate's draconian methods prove very effective and force employees who had been ignoring Drew's paperwork requests to shape up. However, she quickly goes on a power trip and has the entire store at her mercy. Mr. Wick orders Drew to fire her. After Lewis totals Oswald's car, he tries to make it up to him by entering a contest at a local dealership. The group that stays inside a car the longest will win the vehicle. Lewis convinces Drew to put off firing Kate until after the weekend so that they can all take part in the contest. They develop a rivalry with a group of college kids in the next car. Kate learns sh
#38 - Oldfinger
Dads (2013) - Season 1 - Episode 5
Warner and Eli take their dads to get physicals; when Warner's doctor dies, he starts to consider his mortality.
#39 - It's a Bundyful Life (2)
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 12
Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.
#40 - That Thing You Don't
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 10
The guys decide to get their band back together and enter a battle of the bands contest at the Warsaw. Kate wants to be lead vocalist, but no one thinks that this is a very good idea because she is terrible. She forces Oswald to stand up for her, and he begs Drew and Lewis to change their minds. At a meeting about the contest, the gang runs into Herb, a rival from high school. He is certain that his band will win, as they have played together at the Holiday Inn for twenty years. The guys are determined to best him, but know that they cannot win if they let Kate "sing." Oswald refuses to ask her to leave, so Drew tells her that she sucks. She quits, and Oswald follows. Drew and Lewis bring in a guy from high school to play keyboards, and make the finals. Kate pries the truth about her singing from Oswald. She feels they should always be honest with each other, but he disagrees. Mimi tries to knock Drew out of the contest by hitting him with a bathroom door, but mistakenly hur
#41 - Spring Break (1)
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 18
During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.
#42 - Spring Break (2)
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 19
When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $10,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.
#43 - Drew and the Activist II
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 25
Drew and Rachel decide to see each other exclusively. Mimi suggests holding a barbecue for bar and restaurant owners as a promotion for Buzz Beer. Rachel tries to convince Drew to change his lifestyle to be more conscious of the environment. She is horrified to hear about the barbecue, and he agrees to serve veggie burgers. Lewis, Oswald and Mimi are angry at Drew for making decisions for the business without consulting them, and point out that they already had the meat. They secretly serve the meat without telling Drew. Mimi doesn't tell Rachel until she has had three burgers. She becomes addicted to meat-eating, and begins to lose all passion for her causes because she feels like a hypocrite. Drew helps her find her way by renting a live cow from a slaughterhouse and telling her that they are going to kill it and make it dinner. He realizes that they are too different to be together, and tells her to continue her activism. She liberates the cow, costing Drew his thousand-do
#44 - The Godfather
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 13
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
#45 - How Green was My Apple
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 16
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
#46 - Rites of Passage
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 16
In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.
#47 - 976-SHOE
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 8
Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.
#48 - England Show (1)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 24
The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.
#49 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 9
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
#50 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 12
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
#51 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 13
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
#52 - The Dance Show
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 5
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
#53 - Who'll Stop the Rain?
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 13
Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.
#54 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 22
When all the women in the neighborhood get peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.
#55 - Pump Fiction
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 23
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
#56 - Vacation
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 12
Winfred-Louder holds a contest, offering two tickets to the Bahamas for the employee with the best desk decorations. Mimi tries to impress Wick by re-creating the abbey of his youth and having a children's choir sing insulting songs about Drew. Wick points out that he was regularly beaten by choir boys as a child, and tells her that she lost. Drew creates an entirely edible cubicle, while Kate just dances on the cosmetics counter. Wick names them co-winners and gives them each a ticket. Drew confesses to Lewis that he is worried about being alone with Kate, as he has always dreamed of being stranded with her on a deserted island and doesn't know if he can control himself. He offers the ticket to Oswald, but he has to work. Drew tries to get Kate to give her ticket to Nicki; but she also must work, and thinks that she is too fat to wear a swimsuit because she is now eating all of the time. Lewis accidentally spills the beans about Drew's feelings for Kate to Oswald. An enraged
#57 - Life's a Beach
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 21
When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
#58 - Still Negotiating
Still Standing - Season 2 - Episode 1
After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies and the conflict between Lauren and her parents increases exponentially. Judy and Bill then try to solve the problem using the art of negotiation.
#59 - The Computer Show
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 20
Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
#60 - Drew Goes to Hell
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 18
Mr. Soulard and the board ask Drew to help them hire a regional store manager for Winfred-Louder. Drew inquires about getting a promotion to director of personnel, which has been vacant for years. Mr. Wick asks Drew to recommend him for regional manager (even though he is not qualified), and promises to return the favor by helping him get Wick's old job. Drew is adamantly opposed to the idea, but Kate and Lewis suggest that he show some initiative for a change. Soulard lays off Drew's incredibly efficient new assistant, Malcolm; and tells Drew that he cannot be promoted because they have completely eliminated the position of director of personnel. Drew decides to go along with Wick's plan. Wick plays a dirty trick to take care of Johnson, Drew's main competition for store manager. Drew and the gang celebrate at Wick's hangout, a bar called Hell. After Johnson shows up and makes a scene, an indignant Kate, Lewis and Oswald criticize Drew's actions and storm out. Drew goes to wo
#61 - Drew's Stomachache
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 10
Kate and Drew prepare to go on their first date. He begins to experience severe stomach pains, which he assumes are the result of stress over Steve and Mimi's upcoming wedding. The pains grow so severe that he has to go to the hospital, and the doctor agrees that the cause is psychological. Kate discovers that Drew feels fine when the wedding is discussed, but cannot handle any mention of their date. She is crushed, and suggests that they back off for a while because she doesn't want to see him in pain. Lewis gives Drew some extra-strong pain pills from DrugCo. He dreams that he has a conversation with his stomach, who tells him that he is subconsciously making himself sick to avoid dating Kate because he is afraid of screwing up the relationship. He advises Drew to just relax. Drew goes to Kate's apartment the next morning. He kisses her and jubilantly announces that he doesn't feel like throwing up. Meanwhile, Mimi and Steve have an interview with her priest as one of the f
#62 - My Dinner with Anthrax
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 18
Bud wins a "Dinner with Anthrax" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.
#63 - Still Out of the Loop
Still Standing - Season 4 - Episode 14
Bill tries to become more involved in Lauren's life, but his constant digging into her life only serves to drive her further away.
#64 - Drew Pops Something on Kate
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 1
Drew decides to ask Kate to marry him, and buys a $6000 engagement ring. Mr. Wick screws up the budget and tells Drew that he must fire one employee before the board meeting, which starts in five minutes. Wick cannot do it himself because he is under investigation for several harassment claims. Drew is poised to fulfill his dream of firing Mimi when she feels the baby kicking. He suffers pangs of guilt and cannot bring himself to let her go. He searches desperately for someone to fire, but everyone has suddenly developed impeccable work habits. When Drew cannot make up his mind, Wick forces all of the employees except Drew to do push-ups. They become testy and demand Drew's firing. He sees his dismissal as opportunity for advancement, and encourages Kate to go after her dream job at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Mimi prevents Drew from getting another job by telling lies whenever a potential employer calls the store. He is afraid to propose to Kate because he doesn't think
#65 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 4
Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.
#66 - Lez Be Friends
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 21
Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.
#67 - DrugCo
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 20
Lewis is a finalist for a promotion to head of the janitorial department at DrugCo. Oswald insists on keeping a tanning bed that Kate's uncle in Ireland recently sent them as a belated wedding present. Drew discovers that Speedy is losing his vision because of cataracts. Lewis gets him into an experimental treatment program at DrugCo, but he must stay on the premises for at least a week. Lewis gets the promotion. When he tries to ask his boss about Speedy's status, Mr. Hathaway denies ever seeing Speedy and warns Lewis not to ask questions. Lewis uses his new security clearance to sneak the gang into the building. While searching for Speedy, they encounter many strange things, such as an insect man using the bathroom and a a combination monkey/hippo. Drew finds a silver globe that causes epiphanies when touched, and theorizes that Oswald kept the tanning bed because he still harbors resentment toward Kate. Oswald holds the globe and realizes that he has a fear of abandonment.
#68 - Valentine's Day Massacre
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 17
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
#69 - Birthday Boy Toy
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 19
Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.
#70 - The Desperate Half-Hour (1)
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 22
Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.
#71 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 14
Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.
#72 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 2
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
#73 - It's Your Party and I'll Crash If I Want To
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 10
An employee is killed by a speeding car while trying to cross a busy intersection in front of the store. Dexter K. Roberts, a popular salesman famous for his great parties, is brought in to take over her job. Drew feels left out when everyone leaves to have lunch with Dexter while Drew is in the copy room. Dexter then embarrasses Drew in front of the staff by using him as the guinea pig for his magic tricks. Dexter throws a big party for his co-workers, and even invites Lewis and Oswald. Drew and Mimi are the only ones who do not have invitations. They run into each other at the Warsaw that night and discuss the pain of being outcasts. They become furious and decide to crash the party and ruin everyone's good time. Dexter reveals that he had actually left invitations for Drew in his pockets during the magic trick. However, Mimi was not invited because of her attitude. She wants to trash his house, but Dexter says that he has called the cops and orders her to leave. He pleads
#74 - England Show (3)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 26
Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.
#75 - Ship Happens (2)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 19
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
#76 - Married... with Aliens
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 7
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
#77 - The Gang Stops Drinking
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 20
Kate wears an ear piece so that Drew can talk her through an interview with a catering company. She gets the job, and serves the guys some leftovers from her first assignment. They become violently ill, and blame Kate's cooking. However, Steve forces Mimi to confess to lacing a cookie (which Drew believed was a gift from his bosses) with a drug that causes vomiting when ingested with alcohol. The gang cannot drink for two weeks until the drug passes through their systems. Drew and Kate cannot spend any time together because of their busy schedules. He asks her to move in with him, but she believes they are moving too fast. He eventually agrees, and blames his temporary lapse in judgment on the sobriety. Lewis and Oswald begin seeing a pair of recovering alcoholics. After the drug wears off, they must choose between their new girlfriends and alcohol.
#78 - Naughty but Niece
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 4
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
#79 - He Thought He Could
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 1
In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
#80 - The Proposition
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 26
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.
#81 - Bully Gene
Dads (2013) - Season 1 - Episode 14
Eli gets bullied by the son of the woman he is dating; Gene steals a game prototype; Warner picks fights with Camila so he can sleep on the couch.
#82 - A Three Job, No Income Family
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 14
Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
#83 - Drew vs. Mimi, Part II
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 22
Mr. Bradbury, the employee representative to the board of directors, is forced to retire after forty years on the job. Drew, Mimi and Larry are desperate to replace him, as the position comes with a substantial raise and lots of benefits and requires little actual work. Drew consults a book for tips on how to gain an edge in business, and manages to impress Wick and several other board members. Mimi finds Drew's book at the Warsaw and decides to use it to her advantage. The finalists meet with the board in the company dining room. Larry shows up late and acts completely disrespectful to everyone. Mimi and Drew seem to impress Mrs. Louder and the others, but soon slip up. A waiter picks a fight with Drew, and they get into a brawl. Drew tries to make up for his gaffe by learning magic tricks so that he will seem more likable. The board is delighted by his act, but Mrs. Louder announces that Larry has won the job. When Drew and Mimi confront him, he admits that he is sleeping w
#84 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 18
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
#85 - It's a Bundyful Life (1)
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 11
Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.
#86 - All Night Security Dude
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 16
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
#87 - The Joke's on Al
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 26
An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.
#88 - Buzz Beer
The Drew Carey Show - Season 1 - Episode 22
When an angry Mr. Bell throws a bunch of wadded-up papers at Drew and Mimi, they discover a secret memo announcing that a Dutch group plans to buy the store. Winfred-Louder has been struggling, so they assume that the Dutch want to fire everyone and build something else on the property. The gang goes to a small business expo and meets a man who sells equipment for home breweries. Everyone agrees to invest money in the venture, and Drew decides to take a chance and use his house to acquire a loan. He fears that he is doomed when they cannot come up with an idea. Lewis stays awake by drinking coffee between each beer tasting, and comments favorably on the taste. They decide to brew a coffee-flavored beer, which Oswald names Buzz Beer. A representative of the Dutch, Mr. Van Houten, visits the store and says that they are not firing anyone below management. They will decide who to keep from management on a case-by-case basis. He is impressed with Drew and asks him to stay. Mr. Be
#89 - Heels on Wheels
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 15
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
#90 - We'll Follow the Sun
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 1
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
#91 - Drew Goes to the Browns' Game
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 2
Drew is disappointed when Sharon cannot spend much time with him because of her busy work schedule. Drew's screw-up prevents the gang from getting tickets to the first game by the new Cleveland Browns. Steve wins tickets from a radio station, but elects to take Mimi instead of Drew. Sharon tries to cheer him up by getting him a big screen TV for the game. However, she says that she cannot watch with him because she has to go out of town. Mimi feels that Sharon's gift smacks of guilt, and suggests that she is cheating on Drew. Sharon has left her purse behind, and Drew uncovers evidence that seems to prove Mimi right. Drew confronts Sharon, who seems to have a logical explanation. Lewis convinces the gang to hide out in portable restrooms and sneak into the stadium. They end up spending the night in porta-potties that are left outside the gates. Kate disracts the VIP gate guard, an old classmate who has the hots for her, so that everyone can sneak in. Drew is having a good ti
#92 - The Wedding Repercussions
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 25
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
#93 - Mr. Empty Pants
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 16
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
#94 - Cheese, Cues and Blood
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 4
In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.
#95 - Rock of Ages
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 9
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
#96 - Be Drew to Your School
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 2
Drew is embarrassed after several people who knew him from the Future Leaders of America in high school come to school for Career Day and see him working in the cafeteria. He wonders when his life got off-track. He recalls being ignored by Kate and pantsed by jocks on his first day of high school. Kate blames herself for his misfortune. She reveals that during their sophomore year, she answered a question when she wasn't really listening and inadvertently advised Drew to get black glasses instead of contacts. Drew was then seen as a nerd and received regular beatings. Lewis argues that he is at fault because he introduced Drew to beer during their junior year. Oswald confesses to spilling chocolate milk all over Drew's application to MIT, then replacing the essay with moronic babbling. He didn't tell Drew, who sent in the application. Drew insists that he could have made better decisions, but liked getting attention from the attractive school nurse after each crisis. He comes
#97 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 17
Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.
#98 - The Juggs Have Left the Building
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 7
Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.
#99 - The Unnatural
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 4
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
#100 - Fair Exchange
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 6
The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the French girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.
#101 - You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 16
Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.
#102 - Drew and the Gang Law
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 3
Lewis and Oswald start a web site for Buzz Beer, buybuzzbeer.com. The site helps the business tremendously. Lewis and Oswald hand beer over to minors and are arrested in a sting operation. Drew and Kate are infuriated by their stupidity, as they all get hauled into court. The judge agrees that their gaffe was a simple mistake, and decides to let them go because they are first-time offenders. Unfortunately, Drew backs his car into a police car outside the courthouse. The trunk pops open to reveal all of the Y2K supplies--including a loaded gun. The judge rules that the foursome causes too much trouble together, and uses the provisions of a new anti-gang law to order them to stay apart forever. Oswald has to move back in with his mother, and gets his head stuck in the banister. Everyone becomes extremely bored and lonely. Drew decides to go ahead with plans to hold Kate's birthday party at the Warsaw. All the guests are supposed to be in costume (so that the gang can remain in
#103 - How to Marry a Moron (2)
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 23
With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.
#104 - And Bingo was Her Game-O
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 21
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
#105 - Movie Show
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 21
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
#106 - Kelly Bounces Back
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 6
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
#107 - Still Selling Out
Still Standing - Season 4 - Episode 3
When an heir to a beer company moves into the neighborhood, Bill has found a new best friend, but when Judy gets fed up she makes Bill choose between them. Meanwhile, Tina confounds Lauren by copying her outfits every day.
#108 - The Mystery of Skull Island
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 14
Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.
#109 - Married... with Who?
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 12
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
#110 - Field of Screams
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 19
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
#111 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 4
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
#112 - Strange Bedfellows
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 3
Nicki Fifer, a real-estate agent working with Drew's new neighbors, asks him to allow them to store a dumpster in his yard during construction. He agrees, even though she refuses his request that they not work too early in the morning. Drew realizes that he is a total pushover, and vows to become more assertive. Drew taps into the boardroom with his computer so that he can review footage of his meeting and hear the board's comments about him. Mimi discovers Kate watching the video, but Kate buys her off. Drew and Mimi see Larry and Mrs. Louder having sex in the boardroom. Wick continues to convalesce at Mimi's house, and she convinces him that the store is in ruins. She asks him what to do about Larry, but he has mellowed and doesn't seem upset by the tryst. Mrs. Louder fires Larry, telling him that Wick sent a memo threatening to expose the video of them together. Larry's wife finds out about the affair and throws him out. Drew is promoted to Larry's old job. The guilt-ridd
#113 - Wedding Show
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 13
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
#114 - Drew's Reunion
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 4
The gang prepares for its high school reunion. Kate plans to spend all of her time with Patrick, a geeky classmate who is now a wealthy computer software magnate. Lewis poses as Bo Derek's driver at the airport and somehow manages to convince her to be his date at the reunion (as long as he doesn't touch her). Oswald hooks up with his old barber shop quartet. The speaker humiliates Drew by pointing out that he is single, still has the same job, and lives in his parents' house. Drew is confused when Kelly, the former head cheerleader, suddenly expresses an interest in him. Bo Derek explains that he is attractive to women because he is a nice, stable guy. Patrick shows up late, so Drew invites everyone back to the house for beer so that Kate can spend more time with him. An attractive woman gets revenge on Oswald for calling her names in high school (when she was fat) and ignoring her after they made out in his basement. Drew discovers that Kelly leads an extremely dysfunctional
#115 - Christmas
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 12
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
#116 - Requiem for a Dead Briard
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 3
Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.
#117 - A Dump of My Own
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 5
Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
#118 - The Gypsy Cried
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 8
When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
#119 - Three Guys, a Girl and a B-Story
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 17
Lewis meets a woman at a Babylon 5 convention and gets a date with her. Oswald gets a date with the same woman, Tracy, when he delivers a package to her house. It is an ice cream maker from Lewis, but Oswald doesn't know this because Lewis wrote his name and address in an alien language from Babylon 5. Drew meets Tracy when she complains to him about the store's reluctance to exchange the broken ice cream maker. He also gets a date with her. The guys are excited to have found possible girlfriends, and have no idea that they are dating the same woman. They seek advice from Kate on how to make a first date special. They follow her suggestions a little too literally and freak out Tracy by each following the same routine (paying everyone at the Warsaw to yell out his name when he enters, pulling out a pocket watch, and singing the Commodores' "Three Times a Lady"). The guys finally run into each other during Drew's date and realize what has happened. Tracy is mortified. Drew late
#120 - Still Driving
Still Standing - Season 2 - Episode 2
Bill finds out that Brian has been taking driving lessons and decides to teach how to drive before his 16th birthday. Although Brian has pretty good skill behind the wheel, Bill keeps insisting that he should behave more manlike. Judy secretly steps in and takes over teaching Brian, which Bill finds out after Brian does courtesy waves and hold him back on a sudden break after he buys him a 1981 ""Mystery Machine""-like van.
#121 - The Goodbye Girl
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 22
Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.
#122 - Charlie and the Ex-Patient
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 3
Charlie begins a questionable romantic relationship with an ex-patient.
#123 - Drew's in a Coma (2)
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 15
Drew is left comatose after a car accident. He enjoys a fantasy world where he is surrounded by scantily clad models, dines from pizza trees, and has a makeup-free Mimi as his slave. Meanwhile, his friends hold a bedside vigil. Mimi even kisses him in the hopes that the shock to his system would wake him. The doctor gives him an injection to help him come around, but it doesn't work. Drew insists that he would rather stay in the coma, as it seems much better than his real life. As a last resort, the doctor suggests that they remove him from the respirator. The shock will cause him to either come out of the coma or die. Steve (who has power of attorney) hopes to avoid this option. The gang tries surrounding Drew with familiar things, but there is no change in his condition. After Drew is removed from the respirator, he takes a test to see if he can get into heaven. He learns that he has been accepted. Mimi goes into labor in Drew's room.
#124 - Desperately Seeking Miss October
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 7
A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.
#125 - Twisted
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 1
The neighbors take refuge from a twister.
#126 - My Mom, the Mom
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 12
Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
#127 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 10
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
#128 - Nicki's Wedding
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 7
Mimi runs into Nicki at the store's bridal registry. Nicki has to race upstairs to try to keep Mimi from telling Drew about her wedding plans; she had wanted to share the news herself. He claims that he is happy for her. Drew is surprised when Nicki sends him a wedding invitation. Kate, Lewis and Oswald insist that it is only a courtesy invitation and try to discourage him from attending. They plan to stay away as well, but Drew urges them to go to the wedding. Oswald is really excited because the wedding is on a boat. Drew goes on a date with a video store clerk, but suddenly decides to take her to the wedding. Nicki's parents cannot believe that he had the nerve to show up. Drew makes a complete fool of himself while trying to prove how mature he is. He actually manages to give a toast that isn't totally humilating, but throws out his back while trying to show up the groom on the dance floor. As Drew waits for the helicopter to lift him off the boat to take him to the hosp
#129 - Route 666 (2)
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 24
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
#130 - Yard Sale
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 23
After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.
#131 - Charlie and Jen Together Again
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 5
Jennifer moves in with Charlie temporarily and Kate gets jealous.
#132 - Eatin' Out
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 11
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
#133 - The D'Arcy Files
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 20
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
#134 - Route 666 (1)
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 23
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
#135 - Frat Chance
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 6
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
#136 - One Down, Two to Go
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 10
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
#137 - I'll See You in Court
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 10
The Bundys and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex. **Conflict erupted between the show's producers and the airing network over the episode's content, which prevented the episode from being aired for well over a decade, far past Married ... with Children's initial television run. Even when first shown on American television in 2002, four lines were removed from the broadcast, despite it having already run uncut in other countries.**
#138 - Business Sucks (1)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 5
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
#139 - Dud Bowl
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 10
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
#140 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 13
Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
#141 - Married... with Prom Queen (1)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 17
Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
#142 - The Old Insurance Dodge
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 24
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
#143 - Go for the Old
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 19
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
#144 - Peggy Made a Little Lamb
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 20
Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.
#145 - The Harder They Fall
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 15
Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
#146 - A Babe in Toyland
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 18
Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.
#147 - Torch Song Duet
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 25
Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.
#148 - Drew Can't Carey a Tune
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 9
Drew immediately gets off on the wrong foot with Mr. Nichols, his demanding new boss. He tries to suck up to get himself off of Nichols' "crap list." Nichols receives a call asking him to head up fundraising for a new roof for his church. Drew contributes $100 and offers to begin attending services. He volunteers to sing at a church benefit. Although Nichols and the minister are skeptical, Drew insists that he is talented. Oswald, Lewis and Kate lie and vouch for his singing abilities. Drew's performance (with an accordion and knee cymbals) is so embarrassing that Oswald has to pull the fire alarm to save him from being booed off the stage. Drew is hurt when he receives a scathing review in the church newsletter, but thinks that the crowd would have liked him if he had gotten to finish his song. His friends still do not tell him the truth about his singing. Drew goes to the church to confront the reviewer, only to find that it is Nichols' teenage son. Nichols and his son tel
#149 - Steve and Mimi
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 21
Drew is forced to lay off a slew of workers as Winfred-Louder suffers a financial decline. Drew agrees to let Steve stay at his place after he becomes a victim of the cutbacks. As the gang is helping Steve move in, Mimi comes over with another list of people for Drew to fire. She is impressed with the way Steve looks out of drag, and they flirt. They set up a date, but Steve suggests that they keep it a secret from Drew. Mimi is disappointed when she arrives to find that Steve is wearing a dress, as she assumed that he dressed as a man on dates. They decide to just hang out and be friends. They get along very well, and a shocked Drew comes home to spy them kissing. He keeps his discovery to himself as he tries to deal with it, but later accidentally sees Steve and Mimi having sex in the kitchen. Drew and Mimi bicker and put Steve in the middle of their argument. Mimi ends up storming out. Steve and Mimi both grow extremely depressed. Drew feels bad for Steve and realizes th
#150 - Drew's Holiday Punch
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 13
Drew's parents arrive unexpectedly for Christmas. They assume that Celia is his maid, and he is reluctant to reveal the true nature of their relationship. Celia's son, Chip, shows up at her house in the middle of the night. He has come to visit for the holidays. When Drew comes downstairs in Celia's bathrobe and tries to make conversation, Chip punches him in the face. Drew's parents are horrified when he finally tells them that he and Celia are dating. Celia and Chip come over to Drew's house to have dinner with Drew's parents and Steve. It proves to be a disaster. Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald agree to help Mimi with door-to-door Christmas tree sales after she fires an associate. Kate comes along to help supervise the guys. They make very few sales (aside from Wick buying two trees to get them to go away), and accumulate several fines.
#151 - Check Out Drew's Old Flame
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 16
Drew buys a new car, but learns that the check for the down payment has bounced. A woman wrote a bad check at Drew's garage sale. Drew meets with her at the Warsaw to get his money. He finds that she is Kyra, his old girlfriend from junior high school. She apologizes and claims that her roommate wrote bad checks from her account. After she reports that her roommate's gambling debtors might be after her, Drew invites her to stay at his house. He later asks her on a date. Drew's car is repossessed after Kyra's second check also bounces. When Drew confronts her, her roommate shows up and threatens them. He gives Drew the money that Kyra owes him. Drew feels bad about doubting Kyra, and sleeps with her. He awakens in the morning to discover that she has stolen all of his furniture. She was scamming him all along, and is not even the girl he knew from junior high. Drew looks forward to receiving a substantial insurance payment, but Kyra and her brother crash their car and get c
#152 - Oh, What a Feeling
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 9
Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.
#153 - Rain Girl
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 21
Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.
#154 - The Agony of De Feet
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 22
Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store and has nightmares about feet. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.
#155 - All Work and No Play (1)
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 14
Mr. Wick begins spending more time around Drew's house. He claims that he needs to keep up appearances in case the INS makes a surprise visit. Wick has to sleep over after he injures his ankle while exercising. He borrows a pair of underwear from Drew, and suddenly becomes a really nice guy. He treats employees with kindness and takes Lewis, Kate and Oswald to lunch. Drew is hurt when his friends accept Wick's lunch invitation instead of staying with him. They later join Wick at a British pub, ignoring plans to meet Drew at the Warsaw. Drew accuses Wick of stealing his friends. He throws him out of the house and says that he will end their fake gay marriage. Wick becomes a bigger tyrant than ever at the office, and says that he will not change his ways unless Drew lets him hang out at the house. Wick comes over to pick up his belongings, and pleads for a chance to be friends. Drew is put off by his overbearing personality and wants nothing to do with him. Wick hires a woman
#156 - Business Still Sucks (2)
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 6
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
#157 - Dud Bowl II
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 10
Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.
#158 - England Show (2)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 25
The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.
#159 - Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 11
Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.
#160 - Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge
Anger Management - Season 2 - Episode 17
Charlie lets his father help him coach a high school baseball team with bad results.
#161 - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 3
A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
#162 - Shoeway to Heaven
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 1
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
#163 - Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 17
On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.
#164 - Al... with Kelly
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 2
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
#165 - Kelly Breaks Out
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 3
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
#166 - So This is How Sinatra Felt
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 12
Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.
#167 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 23
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to "No Ma'am" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
#168 - Wabbit Season
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 8
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
#169 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 23
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
#170 - Peggy and the Pirates
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 18
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
#171 - Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 10
Buzz Beer decides to get a booth at an alcohol expo in the hopes of being chosen for a Beer-of-the-Month club. Oswald forgets to send in the application, so they end up at the lone remaining table--next to an anti-alcohol group that displays giant photographs of diseased livers. Drew and Mimi lecture Lewis and Oswald about their constant screw-ups. Kate suggests that they get some business by giving away free peanuts to customers. Drew and Mimi go with her to borrow a peanut cart, leaving Oswald and Lewis behind to think about their mistakes. They decide to prove themselves by signing out a former circus bear now at DrugCo, who knows how to drink beer. They believe that the novelty will attract customers. Oswald hides the bear in the beer truck when Drew returns home. Lewis and Oswald are distracted for a moment, and the bear steals the truck and starts driving around the neighborhood. Drew and Mimi run out of beer (thereby losing a lot of business) and head out to search for
#172 - Drew and Kate Become Friends
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 8
Drew is still devastated by his break-up with Kate. Steve encourages him to move on with his life, and Oswald and Lewis suggest that sleeping with another woman would allow him to get over Kate and go back to just thinking of her as a friend. Mr. Wick moves in with Drew temporarily to keep up appearances for the INS. Oswald and Lewis run into a heartbroken Kate at the Warsaw and tell her about their advice to Drew. She cannot stand the thought of Drew with another woman, especially so soon after the completely implausible demise of their relationship. She races to the house to stop him, only to learn from Wick that Steve has taken Drew out to meet someone. Drew is less than pleased to find that his beautiful date, Jenny, is Mimi's cousin. Mimi forbids Jenny from dating Drew, but she ignores him. Jenny wants to sleep with Drew right away, so they head back to the house. Meanwhile, Kate gets plastered and decides to sleep with Wick. She eventually realizes that this is wrong an
#173 - Al on the Rocks
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 4
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
#174 - A Man's Castle
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 15
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
#175 - James & the Annoying Peach
According to Jim - Season 5 - Episode 8
To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.
#176 - Sue Casa, His Casa
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 3
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
#177 - Red, White and Drew
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 7
Drew becomes obsessed with getting the city to repair a pothole in front of his house. He supports a ballot measure allocating money for street repairs. When the nearest polling place suffers a fire just before the election, Drew volunteers his house as a replacement. Lewis and Oswald give people beer in exchange for a vote for the measure. Drew arrives home from work to find everyone partying. Aware that he could get in hot water for serving alcohol at a polling place, he tries to break up the gathering. A college student puts out his cigarette in the ballot box and causes the ballots to catch on fire. Oswald and Lewis distract the polling inspector to keep him out while Drew and Kate have everyone re-vote to replace the damaged ballots. The measure is handily defeated in spite of the gang's efforts. Drew ends up trying to repair the pothole himself in the middle of a rainstorm. He eventually agrees with his friends' contention that he is trying to distract himself because h
#178 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 15
Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
#179 - The Enabler
The Drew Carey Show - Season 7 - Episode 15
On Drew's first day as co-manager, he and Wick learn that the store is going out of business. However, a potential new buyer has stepped forward and may agree to save Winfred-Louder. The group's main representative, Lord Mercer, doesn't like Drew; but gets along well with Wick, as they are graduates of the same college. Wick promises to handle the deal himself. Drew does not realize that Wick has resumed drinking until he falls down the stairs at the Warsaw. The buyers are bored with Drew's presentation, and insist on hearing from Wick. He refuses to help unless Drew lets him drink. He charms the buyers and helps win them over. A guilt-ridden Drew wants to take Wick to rehab, but decides that he must let him keep drinking until the deal has been finalized at a cocktail party the next day. Wick gets totally wasted and ends up punching out one of the investors. The deal is called off, until an apologetic Drew confesses to letting the alcoholic Wick drink. Lord Mercer is impres
#180 - Drew Live II
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 5
Mr. Wick refuses to let Drew collect unemployment, and keeps saying that he quit even though he was actually fired. An employee objects to Wick's treatment of Drew and gets fired. Drew promises to help him land a new job, and the man offers to give him ten percent of his first month's salary. Drew decides to run an employment agency out of his house, and it proves very successful. Oswald and Lewis express dissatisfaction with their jobs and ask Drew to help them. He believes that he can get both of them work at a new restaurant, only to discover that there is only one opening. Oswald and Lewis are furious, as they have already quit their jobs. They keep pushing Drew to choose between them. Kate suggests that they just go to the restaurant for a tryout. They both fail miserably. Fortunately, Oswald realizes that he never really quit at Global (he went into the wrong office and mooned a blind lady instead of his boss). Lewis returns to DrugCo to beg for his job back.
#181 - Just Shoe It
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 15
Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.
#182 - Her Cups Runneth Over
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 6
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
#183 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 2
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
#184 - God's Shoes
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 8
After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.
#185 - Nooner or Later
Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 21
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a "nooner" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
#186 - Drew's New Assistant
The Drew Carey Show - Season 1 - Episode 16
Drew is thrilled when Mr. Bell tells him that he can have a personal secretary. However, Bell is just dumping Mimi off on Drew so that he can hire Suzie as his own assistant. Drew and Mimi continue to bicker constantly, especially after she belittles him in front of an interviewee. Mimi throws a stapler at Drew and ends up breaking the window of Bell's office door. Bell suspends Drew and Mimi and threatens to fire them unless they get their act together. Oswald and Lewis fill in on Jay's moving crew. Drew tags along when they make a delivery to Mimi's apartment and tries to talk with her. He finds a cabinet filled with photographs of him, and fears that Mimi is secretly in love with him. Drew gives Suzie a job in jewelry so that Bell will re-hire Mimi as his assistant. Mimi explains that she took the photographs of Drew to send to male prison inmates, but never went through with the prank.
#187 - What I Did for Love
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 5
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
#188 - Drew vs. Billboard
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 1
Drew worries that his lack of physical fitness is holding him back after Wick chooses a fit young man named Smith to represent the store at a conference in Hawaii. A man at the Warsaw overhears Drew lamenting his situation. He claims to have lost a lot of weight through a pill that is ingested with beer. He offers to give Drew a free bottle of the pills if he poses for some photos for a "before and after" campaign. A few days later, Drew is horrified to see a shirtless photo of himself on a billboard. He becomes the laughingstock of the city, and cannot force Morgan to remove the billboard because he signed a contract. Wick warns that he is embarrassing the store and may be moved to a position that does not require contact with the public. Drew and the gang climb on the billboard at night to tear it down. Morgan shows up to stop them, thanks to a warning from Mimi, but they staple him to the billboard and pull his pants down. Morgan warns that Drew has a suspicious mole. Drew
#189 - The Chicago Wine Party
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 7
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
#190 - Buck the Stud
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 25
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.
#191 - Drew's Inheritance
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 3
Lewis and Oswald get Drew in trouble at the cafeteria by bringing him a beer. Drew grows tired of all the abuse and elects to quit instead of getting fired. He tries to get Mr. Wick to re-hire him, only to find that his cubicle has been replaced by a frozen yogurt machine. Steve tells Drew that their uncle, Cecil, has died. Cecil has left most of his fortune to Bill Gates, but offers smaller amounts to his friends and relatives, provided that they pass certain tests. Steve gets $10,000, but Oswald and Lewis lose out on $5000 each when they are unable to remain silent for 24 hours (they last about five seconds). Cecil had always worried that Drew would end up alone, so he will give him $10,000 if he marries within 72 hours. Drew and Kate try to throw together a ceremony, but realize that it would be making a travesty out of the event. They hire a drunken Santa Claus from the store to pose as a minister and pretend to marry them. They ask Lewis and Oswald to keep quiet about the
#192 - A Taxing Problem
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 14
After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.
#193 - Blonde and Blonder
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 8
At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a "Guns for Toys" drive.
#194 - Kelly Does Hollywood (1)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 9
Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.
#195 - Tooth or Consequences
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 4
Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.
#196 - Flight of the Bumblebee
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 7
To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.
#197 - Drew Live
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 8
Steve objects to Mimi's plans for a wild bachelorette party at a strip club. They decide to hold their bachelor and bachelorette parties simultaneously at Drew's house. After Drew mentions that he might start dating again, Kate tells Lewis that she is going to make her move. Drew overhears her say that she is going to tell someone she loves him during the party, but doesn't know that she is talking about him. Drew plots to keep Kate away from the guy. He ignores her obvious attempts to talk to him (as well as Lewis's hints) and makes a complete fool of himself. They both decide not to confess their feelings yet.
#198 - Doubles Trouble
Dads (2013) - Season 1 - Episode 8
When Warner lets Camila be his partner for the Virtual Tennis Tournament, Eli starts to question their friendship.
#199 - At the Zoo
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 10
Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.
#200 - The Gas Station Show
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 23
Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.
#201 - The House That Peg Lost
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 16
Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
#202 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 5
Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.
#203 - I Who Have Nothing
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 13
Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.
#204 - Buck Saves the Day
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 3
Kelly and Bud try to raise money to go to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.
#205 - Drew Dates a Senior
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 12
Drew decides to take night school classes to pursue a master's degree after a young man he was mentoring suddenly receives an executive position at Winfred-Louder. When his statistics professor recommends that the students find study partners, Drew pairs with Celia, a 62-year-old woman who is the only other "old person" in the class. They have a good time hanging out at Drew's house after a study session, and soon realize that they are attracted to each other. Celia stays the night, although they do not have sex. Drew's friends mock him after learning of the age difference, but he insists that he really likes Celia. He is puzzled when Celia ignores him in class and says that she doesn't want to see him anymore. Drew shows up at her favorite bingo parlor, and Celia explains that she dumped him because she thought he would eventually become embarrassed by her. Drew proves himself by taking over for the bingo caller and publicly announcing his feelings. Celia agrees to date him.
#206 - The Old College Try
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 11
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
#207 - She's Having My Baby (2)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 2
Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.
#208 - If Al Had a Hammer
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 3
Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.
#209 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 2
Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.
#210 - The Day the Music Died
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 6
Drew, Lewis and Oswald learn that their high school band teacher, Ms. Blankenship, has died. Drew seems to take the news especially hard. He organizes the band to put together one last performance for her, and becomes furious whenever anyone insults Ms. Blankenship. His friends ask for an explanation, and Drew reveals that he lost his virginity to her. He considers the experience to be special. However, he soon learns that the teacher regularly seduced her male pupils. Drew receives another shock when Kate and Oswald confess that they slept together once in high school. Drew feels like a fool because he was unaware of these secrets. Kate tries to cheer him up by proposing a secret of their own. She declares that they should get married if they are both still single by a certain age (which Drew keeps trying to lower).
#211 - The Easter Show
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 22
Drew gets his car back from the repair shop, but suffers flashbacks to his accident and refuses to drive. Mr. Wick assigns Drew the task of hiring someone to deliver Easter baskets from the store to area children. Drew ignores Wick's objections and hires Oswald, who will enlist the aid of his fellow Global Parcel drivers. Lewis successfully gets the phone number of a woman delivering water to the store. She writes it on his hand, and it gets smeared before he can copy it onto paper. Oswald decides that he will deliver all of the baskets himself so that he can keep all of the money. He takes the baskets down to the basement, and all of the chocolate bunnies melt after he turns up the heat. Drew must find a solution or face repercussions at work. Oswald tries to make new chocolate bunnies, but there is no time for them to harden. They give the kids "chocolate gravy." Drew continually makes excuses when the gang tries to get him to use his car for some of the deliveries. He fin
#212 - A Shoe Room with a View
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 2
When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.
#213 - The Chick Whisperer
According to Jim - Season 5 - Episode 7
Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.
#214 - The Bully You Know
The Drew Carey Show - Season 2 - Episode 4
Wick orders Mimi to begin wearing less make-up and more conservative clothing, as he doesn't want her representing him with her current appearance. When she refuses, Wick banishes her to the archives in the sub-basement. She tries to get revenge by wreaking havoc throughout the store. When Drew accidentally spills beer on a large man at the Warsaw, another man saves him from a fight. He turns out to be Simon, a bully who tormented the gang throughout high school. He apologizes for his actions and seems to have changed his ways. Simon is out of work, so Drew hires him as Wick's new assistant. Simon soon begins pushing everyone around, and even Wick becomes terrified of him. Wick decides to bring back Mimi, regardless of her appearance. He is too afraid to fire Simon, and leaves the task to Drew. Lewis, Oswald and Kate encourage Drew to stand up to Simon, claiming that bullies are really cowards at heart. Although Simon beats him up, Drew manages to fire him. Mimi doesn't wan
#215 - Drew's Brother
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 9
Drew's older brother Steve makes a surprise visit. He reveals that he has recently lost his job and gone through a broken engagement, and asks to stay with Drew for a while. Lewis dislikes Steve because of a prank he once played on him. Kate convinces Drew to hire Steve for the opening in the store's cosmetics department. He reluctantly agrees after they both promise to stay out of trouble. Drew asks Mr. Wick to pretend to fire Steve on his first day. When they go down to the floor to carry out the joke, Drew discovers that Steve is wearing a wig and women's clothing. He reveals that he is a cross-dresser. Wick orders Drew to fire Steve immediately. Drew is shocked by his brother's news, but decides to stand up for him. He feels that the customers won't even realize that Steve is a man, as Wick initially mistook him for a woman. He dresses up four men on the sales floor as women and challenges Wick to find one of them. If he is correct, he can fire Steve and have Drew's poo
#216 - Drew and the Motorcycle
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 19
Kate warns the guys to return the life insurance money, but they insist they are only spending the profit and cannot get in trouble. Lewis and Oswald begin to panic when an insurance agent shows up at Drew's house, but she just asks them to sign some forms. She sees Drew on his motorcycle and finds him attractive. He claims to be Kyle, Drew's estranged brother. Drew and Julie begin dating, and he pretends to be a bad boy to impress her. They go to a biker bar, where Drew exchanges insults with the owner, Smelly Mary. She offers her approval, thus winning him the respect of everyone in the bar. Drew receives notice that his death certificate has been revoked, but decides that he wants to leave Drew dead and continue living as Kyle. Lewis and Oswald cut into the original insurance settlement to record an album. They turn to Drew for help, and he must sell his motorcycle. He returns to the biker bar and encounters Mimi. She explains that she heard about Drew's exploits from Sme
#217 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)
Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 16
Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.
#218 - Reverend Al
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 4
Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.
#219 - Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 5
Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.
#220 - Charlie and the Slumpbuster
Anger Management - Season 1 - Episode 2
The new Charlie deals with a ghost from his baseball-playing days when an unattractive woman he slept with shows up as a new patient.
#221 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 3
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
#222 - She's Having My Baby (1)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 1
Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.
#223 - Buck Has a Belly Ache
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 6
Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to Wanker County.
#224 - Look Who's Barking
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 14
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
#225 - Radio Free Trumaine
Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 24
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
#226 - Magnificent Seven
Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 1
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
#227 - Christening
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 23
Mimi's cousin Vanessa comes for a visit. Mimi has always hated Vanessa, but now sucks up to her because she is rich. Vanessa and Drew are named the baby's godparents. However, Mimi declares that Vanessa will be the one to actually raise Gus if anything happens to Mimi and Steve. Steve objects, noting Drew's close bond with his nephew. Lewis and Oswald decide to use the store's new portrait studio to get pictures of themselves as astronauts in the hopes of impressing women. They are angry to find that families get a cheaper rate, as they can't afford the individual prices. Steve asks Drew to babysit Gus while he and Mimi are at the church preparing for the christening. Oswald spills tacos on Gus, so Kate and Drew have to take the outfit to the dry cleaners. Lewis and Oswald borrow the baby so that they can get family portrait prices. Drew and Kate go to the church and try to stall. Drew's parents wrap Oswald's rabbit, Commander Bun-Bun, in a blanket and try to pass him off as
#228 - Bearly Men
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 11
Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he will get back together with her mother.
#229 - Brotherhood of Man
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 27
Mr. Van Zandt, the leader of the Dutch ownership group, announces that he is giving everyone a one-month paid vacation while the store is remodeled. Drew must continue to work during that time, spoiling his plans to spend Memorial Day weekend at a bed-and-breakfast with Sharon. He tries to make it up to her by organizing a picnic in the store. Mr. Van Zandt arrives while Drew and Sharon are inside a tent, and they overhear him say that he is going to fire everyone and have the store blown up to make way for a parking lot. Drew confronts Van Zandt, who says that the store is barely making a profit and the employees are lazy. He demonstrates this through a series of videotapes. However, he is impressed by Drew's work ethic and offers him the chance to manage the Toledo store if he keeps quiet about the closing of the Cleveland store. Drew feels that it is wrong to keep the staff in the dark, but Van Zandt points out that they will lose their jobs either way. Drew decides to go al
#230 - Bananas (1)
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 26
Drew suggests that Winfred-Louder open a women's store. The board agrees, and Mr. Wick appoints Drew as manager of the new store. Mimi objects, but Wick appeases her by giving her Drew's old job and letting her abuse her power for personal gain. Drew is overwhelmed by the work required to get the store ready for opening, and cannot find any time to sleep. His behavior becomes increasingly erratic. He runs out of the new store site in a panic after the mannequins stage a revolt. Kate suggests that Mimi might be responsible for Drew's problems, but Drew points out that Mimi always brags about her pranks. Drew hears some parrots taunting him from the trees outside his house and throws firecrackers at them. He is apprehended by the police and placed in a sanitarium. The doctor agrees that Drew is not crazy, and that his behavior was the result of stress and sleep deprivation. However, he must be observed for 72 hours and will miss the opening. Mimi visits Drew and admits that sh
#231 - Kelly Does Hollywood (2)
Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 10
Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.
#232 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 1
Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.
#233 - Drew and the Singles Union
The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 2
A major storm approaches Cleveland. Winfred-Louder employees with families are allowed to leave work early to spend time with their children, but Wick forces the single workers to stay. Drew, Kate, Mimi and other single employees complain about their fate. Drew proposes that they start a union for singles. Mimi agrees, but feels that she should be named president. A tornado approaches, and the group seeks refuge in the store's basement. Wick gets caught in the store when the twister hits. Mimi finds him curled up in a ball on the floor the next day, and takes him to her house. Drew's friends accuse him of starting a singles' union as an excuse to meet women. Larry shows up at Drew's house and warns that the married employees will hurt him if the new union affects their benefits package. Drew appears to be on the verge of winning the union presidency when Mimi suddenly claims that she can get Wick to sign off on new benefits. With their demands now met, the other singles deci
#234 - Y2K, You're Okay
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 1
Doreen, a "little person" who works at the store, chooses Mimi as her idol and begins emulating her dress and behavior. Mimi is a little freaked out, but soon takes to the idea and has Doreen help her play pranks on Drew. Sharon takes note of the fact that Kate can get Drew to do whatever she wants without having to make much of an effort. The store's computers fail a test for Y2K compliance, and a glitch causes excerpts from Drew's diary to appear on all the computer screens. A panicked Drew seeks the aid of the store's computer expert, Hal. He convinces Drew that there will be a massive computer failure and total chaos on New Year's Eve. Drew and the gang ask Sharon to build them a bomb shelter. Lewis carries his life savings ($37,000) around in a garbage bag. Mimi and Doreen print out copies of Drew's diary and sell them at the Warsaw. Sharon discovers that in the passage where Drew described sleeping with her for the first time, he accidentally wrote Kate's name. She conc
#235 - Drew Live III
The Drew Carey Show - Season 7 - Episode 9
Drew awakens to find himself handcuffed to former Cheers star John Ratzenberger in a Tennessee dog pound. John says that he saved Drew from jumping off a bridge in a drunken stupor as he ranted about some terrible thing that he had done. Drew tries to re-trace his steps and figure out what happened. He headed to Nashville for a convention, and Oswald and Lewis tagged along to visit Dollywood. Mimi and Steve used the absent Wick's ticket to take the trip, and decided to have sex on the train. Drew became ill after drinking a beer and stumbled into the wrong cabin. He remembers that Mimi entered the cabin as the train went through the tunnel. Drew finds blue paint all over himself and fears that he had sex with Mimi. Oswald and Lewis tell him that Mimi discovered that it was Drew and left him alone. The Blue Man Group then covered him in paint as part of one of their experiments. Drew discovers that John Ratzenberger drugged his beer and led him to the wrong cabin. He and the
#236 - Married to a Mob
The Drew Carey Show - Season 7 - Episode 4
Oswald, Lewis and Steve are shocked to learn that Drew is married to both Nicki and Kate. Drew intends to clear up the situation immediately, but puts it off for two weeks. He alternates between wives, telling each woman that he is away in Toledo on business when he isn't with her. Unfortunately for Drew, Mimi finds out what is going on. Drew begs her not to rat on him. He tells her that he loves both women and is abstaining from sex until he can narrow it down to just one wife. Mimi still feels that his behavior is sleazy, and tries to set him up for a fall. Kate calls while Drew is with Nicki, and he ends up having to agree to a dinner with both of them. He tells Nicki that Kate has gone crazy and thinks that she is married to him. He then tells Kate that Nicki has gotten hooked on anti-depressants. He manages to keep them at bay until Kate finds wedding cake in the freezer that says "Drew and Nicki." Oswald and Lewis decide to look for a house because women are turned off
#237 - I'm Going to Sweatland
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 2
Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
#238 - Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 18
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
#239 - Drew Gets Out of the Nuthouse
The Drew Carey Show - Season 7 - Episode 3
Drew is finally released from the mental institution. On the day of his release, he runs into Nicki at the Warsaw. She reveals that she is divorced, and feels she made a mistake in letting Drew go. Kate worries that Nicki is going to hurt Drew again. Kate, Lewis and Oswald try to create a distraction to help Drew get away, but he assures them that he is all right. After his friends leave, Drew suddenly proposes to Nicki. She accepts, and they marry in Pennsylvania. Drew's friends cannot find him for several days. Kate admits to Lewis and Oswald that it made her very jealous to see Drew with Nicki. She realizes that she still loves him. She calls Drew on his cell phone and arranges to meet him at a bar near City Hall. Drew returns home with Nicki and announces their marriage. He leaves to meet Kate before Lewis and Oswald can warn him of her intentions. She proposes to Drew, who immediately accepts. Meanwhile, Steve refuses to forgive Mimi for driving his brother insane.
#240 - Bananas (2)
The Drew Carey Show - Season 6 - Episode 27
Kate, Lewis and Oswald search for Drew. Mimi fails to share his whereabouts with Mr. Wick, and gets him to appoint her the new manager of the women's store. Lewis and Oswald learn that Drew is in the institution. Only family is allowed to visit, so they check themselves in as patients so that they can talk to him. Drew plots to escape and reclaim his job. He leaves a message on his machine telling Kate what has happened to the guys and asking her to show up with a van the next day. Although they have stolen the master keys, Oswald and Lewis insist on breaking out by building a bomb and blowing a hole in the wall. Most of the other patients escape with them, but a large patient restrains Drew and keeps him from leaving. Kate doesn't think that he has made it to the van, but Oswald insists otherwise. Drew finally makes it to the store opening in his hospital gown. When he learns that Mimi has taken his job, he loses it and starts seeing everyone as Mimi. He attacks Wick and ha
#241 - Still Single
Still Standing - Season 3 - Episode 15
Bill and Judy come to Fitz's rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him pick up women at a bar by pretending that they are all swinging singles. Meanwhile, Linda agrees to watch their kids until she figures out that Bill and Judy's efforts to help Fitz may not be as altruistic as they appear.
#242 - Enemies
Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 22
In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.
#243 - Drew and Kate Boink
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 25
With Drew having finally healed, he and Kate prepare for their first night together. She goes to the Warsaw and stumbles across a support group of her ex-boyfriends, including Oswald and Jay (who actually left her, not the other way around). After discovering how miserable she has made the guys, she worries that the same thing could happen to Drew. She decides not to sleep with him. Meanwhile, Mimi and Steve decide to consult a fertility clinic, as it is the only way for them to have a child. The clinic suffers refrigeration problems, and Mimi learns she must have the zygote implanted immediately. Steve is out of town, so she begs Drew to drive her to the clinic. She notes all of the problems she and Steve have had conceiving and sees it as a sign that she shouldn't have children. Drew assures her that she will be a "fierce, protective mother." He convinces her to go to the appointment. Kate calls Drew and tells him that she needs some time alone. Drew concludes that she neve
#244 - What's Wrong with This Episode II
The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 22
While Steve and Drew are getting their hair cut, their longtime barber suddenly dies of a heart attack. Drew plans to throw a party for his parents' 45th wedding anniversary, but his mother comes to town a week early. The gang is just about to leave for Phil's funeral when she arrives. Beulah is visibly shaken by news of his death, and insists on coming along. She had lunch with Phil whenever she was in town. Oswald, Kate and Lewis notice Beulah giving a kiss to Phil's corpse, and also witness a nasty exchange with the widow. They suspect that Beulah had an affair with Phil. Drew doesn't believe this, but remembers once seeing Beulah and Phil go off to the back room of the barber shop after she came to pick up the boys. Drew accuses his mother of betraying his father, and doesn't want to attend the anniversary party. Steve tells him that George actually had an affair with Phil's wife; Beulah and Phil just became friends while discussing their mutual problems. The Careys thoug
#245 - Still Christmas
Still Standing - Season 2 - Episode 11
Judy is excited to host Christmas in the Miller house for the first time, but her plans are scrapped when Bill's mom insists on having Christmas dinner for the entire family in her tiny apartment. Meanwhile, Linda's good deed for Christmas â€“ making over her helpless co-worker â€“ goes better than planned when her ""patient"" turns out gorgeous and lands a date with a rich lawyer Linda had her eye on.
#246 - Still Our Kids
Still Standing - Season 2 - Episode 4
Brian and Lauren take jobs at different areas (book store and babysitting) and soon their bond with their bosses provokes jealousy among their parents. Bill and Judy feel overlooked when they realize their children are doing all sort of things with their bosses that they normally wouldn't do â€“ or ever did â€“ with them. Brian learns to like Led Zeppelin and baseball, while Lauren bakes brownies for her boss. All's well for the kids until their dream parents fall through and they realize there are no parents like Bill and Judy.
#247 - A Very Special Drew
The Drew Carey Show - Season 5 - Episode 26
The cast laments the show's inability to pick up even a single major Emmy nomination. Hoping to win over Emmy voters, they decide to make a "very special" episode filled with tragedy and controversial issues. Drew and Lewis deliver a homeless woman's baby in the living room. She promptly pulls a gun on them and tries to rob them. Drew responds by buying a gun and making an over-the-top speech about his right to own it. Some latchkey kids move into the neighborhood, and the gang acts irresponsibly around them. Oswald becomes a kleptomaniac. Mimi suffers a recurrence of obsessive-compulsive disorder after losing her clothes in a fire. Wick becomes bulimic. Kate gets a headache, and quickly winds up in the hospital with an incurable illness. Lewis repeatedly makes insensitive comments, and follows each with a spotlit monologue in which he tries to psychoanalyze himself. The doctor gives Drew a medical book and suggests that he might be able to find a cure for Kate...but Drew ca
#248 - Top of the Heap
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 20
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.