The Best Episodes Directed by Gerry Cohen

Mother of All Grandfathers

#1 - Mother of All Grandfathers

Freddie Season 1 - Episode 22

Season Finale: After finding out that Chris used his share of Freddie’s restaurant as collateral for his own failed restaurant venture, Freddie insists that Chris ask his wealthy grandfather, Carl (played by Burt Reynolds), for money to pay off the debt. Carl is displeased with Chris’ slacker lifestyle and impressed with Freddie’s work ethic, so he makes Chris work as his chauffeur to teach him a lesson about money and responsibility. When Chris feels humiliated, he pushes back, and the result is that grandfather pays off the loan but takes Chris’s trust fund and condo in return. So Chris ends up homeless at Freddie’s already crowded apartment.

star 8.75
4 votes
Girl Fight

#2 - Girl Fight

George Lopez Season 2 - Episode 15

After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong-prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense.

star 8.50
39 votes
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No Free Launch

#3 - No Free Launch

George Lopez Season 2 - Episode 6

Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may continue, courtesy of George. As the new PTA secretary, Amy is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when one of the kids fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between the adults. Debbie: Connie Ray.

star 8.40
50 votes
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Love Bites

#4 - Love Bites

George Lopez Season 2 - Episode 8

After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.

star 8.28
50 votes
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England Show (1)

#5 - England Show (1)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 24

The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.

star 8.24
258 votes
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The Simple Life

#6 - The Simple Life

George Lopez Season 4 - Episode 7

When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.

star 8.24
32 votes
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The Proposition

#7 - The Proposition

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 26

Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

star 8.19
344 votes
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Trouble in Paradise

#8 - Trouble in Paradise

George Lopez Season 4 - Episode 8

A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till the place for them.

star 8.16
36 votes
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Teacher Pets

#9 - Teacher Pets

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 21

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

star 8.13
298 votes
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I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

#10 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 13

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

star 8.10
355 votes
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Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

#11 - Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

George Lopez Season 4 - Episode 12

George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.

star 8.07
26 votes
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Porn Addiction

#12 - Porn Addiction

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 12

Cynthia is shocked her family watches porn. Are they heathens or just sexually healthy?

star 8.05
254 votes
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Cynthia's Birthday

#13 - Cynthia's Birthday

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 5

Cynthia reacts negatively to a birthday gift she receives from Jerrod and Maxine. As a result, Jerrod sets out to force his family members to broaden their horizons as he addresses what is and isn't acceptable when it comes to race.

star 8.04
279 votes
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Three Year Anniversary

#14 - Three Year Anniversary

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 12

When the family discovers the unique way in which Jerrod and Maxine celebrated their dating anniversary, their disapproval forces Jerrod and Maxine to explore their potential inabilities to meet each other's expectations.

star 8.03
269 votes
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Let's Meet Mike and Euan

#15 - Let's Meet Mike and Euan

Off Centre Season 1 - Episode 1

Neurotic Everyman Mike is baffled by the amazing success enjoyed by hyperconfident womanizer Euan. In the opener, the polar-opposite pals move into a posh New York City apartment building complete with celebrities, including rather uptight rapper Status Quo and supermodel Vee, whose bodily functions eclipse her beauty. All is well in the new digs until Euan invites Mike's girlfriend, Liz, to move in with them.

star 8.01
69 votes
All About Jennie

#16 - All About Jennie

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 18

Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

star 8.00
9 votes
Two Times a Lady (2)

#17 - Two Times a Lady (2)

Freddie Season 1 - Episode 15

Freddie is torn between two women he finds irresistible and just can't choose one, try though he might. Chris suggests dating each girl to find out who is right for him. Freddie is excited about Rose, who is fun and impulsive like him, but he's also charmed by Denise's caring heart and sensitivity. However, when these women learn that he's dating both of them, will either want to stay?

star 8.00
2 votes
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The Search for Grandpa Four

#18 - The Search for Grandpa Four

Freddie Season 1 - Episode 17

Freddie and the gang feel that something is bothering Grandma and assume it's because all of her friends have found mates. So Freddie and Chris decide to help her find a man's man, while Sofia and Allison search for their version of the perfect man for Grandma. They try to fix her up with someone but are surprised to find she may not need their help at all.

star 8.00
2 votes
Open and Shut

#19 - Open and Shut

Freddie Season 1 - Episode 21

Chris' new restaurant is about to open, and he wants to make all the decisions himself. He refuses to let Freddie see it in advance, which drives his friend crazy. Freddie, Sophia and Allison sneak in one night and discover a rather chic and technologically advanced restaurant. Freddie's concerns are eased until he gets a panicky call from Chris when his chef quits at the last minute. Chris relents and asks his friend to cook for opening night, but can Freddie help Chris' restaurant become a success, or will everything fall apart and even put Freddie's own restaurant in jeopardy?

star 8.00
2 votes
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Facebook Friends

#20 - Facebook Friends

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 9

Joe joins Facebook, but Cynthia is upset when he receives a friend request from his high-school girlfriend. All this leads the family to explore social media and its impact on relationships.

star 8.00
248 votes
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The Egg and I

#21 - The Egg and I

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 17

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.

star 7.98
358 votes
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And Baby Makes Money

#22 - And Baby Makes Money

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 11

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

star 7.98
355 votes
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Support The Troops

#23 - Support The Troops

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 2

When Jerrod gets into a fight with a soldier in front of Joe and Bobby, Joe's desire to make it up to the soldier causes problems that test the limits of what it means to truly support the troops.

star 7.98
276 votes
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James & the Annoying Peach

#24 - James & the Annoying Peach

According to Jim Season 5 - Episode 8

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.

star 7.97
287 votes
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Protest

#25 - Protest

The Carmichael Show Season 1 - Episode 2

A protest breaks out in the community, causing divisions in the family over social activism and complicating Jerrod's birthday celebration.

star 7.96
378 votes
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Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

#26 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 17

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

star 7.95
368 votes
Ship Happens (1)

#27 - Ship Happens (1)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 18

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

star 7.95
290 votes
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The Unnatural

#28 - The Unnatural

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 4

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

star 7.94
368 votes
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Prescription For Trouble

#29 - Prescription For Trouble

George Lopez Season 4 - Episode 11

When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.

star 7.94
31 votes
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I Dishonestly Love You

#30 - I Dishonestly Love You

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 17

Kate feels extremely threatened when Drew receives a call from Wendy, his recently divorced college girlfriend. Drew assures her that she has no reason to worry, and agrees to have lunch with Wendy. She tells him that she returned to town in the hopes of escaping an obsessive ex-boyfriend. She hasn't worked for years, but hopes that Drew can give her a job at the store to help her get back on her feet. He hires Wendy as his assistant, and tries unsuccessfully to hide the truth from Kate. Kate gets jealous and storms off. While at the Warsaw, Drew receives a call from a panicked Wendy, who fears that her ex-boyfriend has tracked her down. Mimi overhears and suspects that the whole thing is a ploy to get Drew into bed. Drew begins to agree with her after he arrives at Wendy's apartment to find her in her underwear. She claims that her radiator is broken. Even after Wendy's ex-boyfriend shows up, Drew still believes it is a scam. He changes his mind after the guy punches him.

star 7.94
65 votes
The Blues

#31 - The Blues

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 8

Maxine discovers Cynthia crying in the kitchen and fears she may be in need of counseling due to depression.

star 7.94
242 votes
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Gold Diggers

#32 - Gold Diggers

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 13

When Bobby brings home his new girlfriend, a debate about the effects of money ensues that uncovers something about Maxine’s financial situation that Jerrod never knew and doesn’t know if he can handle.

star 7.93
263 votes
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Maxine's Sister

#33 - Maxine's Sister

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 10

When Maxine brings her sister to meet the Carmichaels, Bobby reveals that they've previously met under unexpected circumstances forcing an exploration on judgment, hypocrisy and what it means to be family.

star 7.93
243 votes
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'Til Death Do Us Part

#34 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 22

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

star 7.92
311 votes
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It's a Bundyful Life (2)

#35 - It's a Bundyful Life (2)

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 12

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

star 7.92
492 votes
Driving Mr. Boondy

#36 - Driving Mr. Boondy

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 2

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

star 7.92
303 votes
Maxine's Dad

#37 - Maxine's Dad

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 11

Maxine's dad is in town for her graduation. When he offers her a lucrative job she doesn't want to take, her and Jerrod's integrity is put to the test.

star 7.90
241 votes
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Man's World

#38 - Man's World

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 10

Maxine challenges Jerrod's attitude about gender roles, leading the Carmichael men to prove their masculinity by fixing the roof. Meanwhile, Maxine sets out to show that a woman can change a tire without a man's help.

star 7.89
257 votes
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Morris

#39 - Morris

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 7

When Bobby shares news with Jerrod about a mysterious Facebook message he received, a decades old family secret is revealed.

star 7.89
237 votes
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Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

#40 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 4

Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.

star 7.89
308 votes
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Shoot-Up-Able

#41 - Shoot-Up-Able

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 6

When Jerrod survives a tragedy, he fights against being coddled by his family and being labeled a victim, but things are made harder when he's forced to tell a police officer exactly what he saw.

star 7.89
247 votes
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Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)

#42 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 15

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

star 7.88
301 votes
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The Computer Show

#43 - The Computer Show

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 19

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

star 7.88
428 votes
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My Dinner with Anthrax

#44 - My Dinner with Anthrax

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 18

Bud wins a "Dinner with Anthrax" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

star 7.88
352 votes
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The Dance Show

#45 - The Dance Show

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 5

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

star 7.87
477 votes
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Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life

#46 - Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 31

Charlie gets jealous of Jennifer's much younger boyfriend. Patrick helps Lacey look sexy for her first modelling gig.

star 7.87
1209 votes
It's a Bundyful Life (1)

#47 - It's a Bundyful Life (1)

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 11

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

star 7.86
458 votes
Fair Exchange

#48 - Fair Exchange

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 6

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the French girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.

star 7.86
582 votes
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Get the Dodge Outta Hell

#49 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 16

On their way to Wanker County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

star 7.86
271 votes
Movie Show

#50 - Movie Show

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 21

The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

star 7.86
295 votes
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What's Wrong with This Episode?

#51 - What's Wrong with This Episode?

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 22

In another of his cruel firing methods, Wick gives an employee a crossbow and says that he will not let him go if he can shoot an apple off of Wick's head. When the man tries to fire, a sign comes down that says "You're fired." However, the crossbow winds up going off, and Wick gets shot in the crotch with an arrow. He puts Drew in charge of the store until Mrs. Louder's return the following week. Drew declares that he will not fire any employee for any reason, as he wants to believe that people are good. The workers initially love him, but Larry soon takes advantage of Drew's policy. Everyone stops working, and the store falls apart. Drew tries to teach the employees a lesson by emulating their laziness and refusing to fill out their paperwork. He warns that the store will go under if they don't return to work, but no one seems to care. Mrs. Louder returns early, and Larry laughs that the employees can simply blame Drew's policy for the store's collapse. Drew is forced to re

star 7.86
41 votes
Golden Boy

#52 - Golden Boy

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 3

Drew lets Darcy dye his hair blonde and grows a goatee so that he will look more like a musician. Larry discovers that someone has been doing cocaine in the men's room at Winfred-Louder. Wick orders Drew and Mimi to collect specimens from every employee for drug testing. Drew does not like invading everyone's privacy. After the men accuse him of being a narc, he throws out all the samples. Wick orders him to give his own sample. Drew refuses and brings in a drug-sniffing dog. Wick becomes furious and fires him. Drew goes into Wick's office and discovers that Wick is the one who is on drugs. He helps him get into rehab. Oswald and Lewis become jealous of Drew's musical success and try to talk him into letting them back into the band. Mimi ends her relationship with Ron after she receives an unpleasant visit from his wife.

star 7.86
48 votes
Shampoo

#53 - Shampoo

Unhappily Ever After Season 3 - Episode 20

Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.

star 7.86
7 votes
How to Marry a Moron (2)

#54 - How to Marry a Moron (2)

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 23

With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.

star 7.84
261 votes
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Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

#55 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 9

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

star 7.84
500 votes
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Perfect Storm

#56 - Perfect Storm

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 4

A pregnancy scare hits Maxine and Jerrod, who rush out to purchase a morning-after pill. Complications ensue when a menacing storm approaches and the couple are forced to seek shelter at Joe and Cynthia’s residence.

star 7.84
232 votes
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From the Earth to the Moon

#57 - From the Earth to the Moon

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 26

As Drew's carpool arrives at Winfred-Louder, Mrs. Louder calls and tells him that he has been chosen to coordinate hiring for the corporation's new stores in Europe. He must make it to the boardroom quickly to hold onto the promotion. Drew falls in an oil slick in the parking garage and has to buy a new shirt. The replacement shirt gets torn as he intervenes in a dispute between Kate and an irate customer. The clerk charges him several thousand dollars for the shirt, and panics when Drew asks him to correct the mistake. Mrs. Louder repeatedly admonishes Drew over the loudspeaker for not showing up in the boardroom. Larry and Drew get stuck in the elevator at a time when both badly need to use the bathroom. Lewis and Oswald then detain Drew and make him listen to a ridiculous story about a "recovered memory" of Lewis's. Mrs. Louder warns Drew that he will lose the promotion unless he shows up in ten minutes. A bunch of workers block the stairs with a giant toy castle and go on

star 7.83
72 votes
I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

#58 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 12

Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

star 7.83
360 votes
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The Chick Whisperer

#59 - The Chick Whisperer

According to Jim Season 5 - Episode 7

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

star 7.83
290 votes
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Intervention

#60 - Intervention

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 8

A fight between Bobby and Nekeisha about how much she's been drinking lately spurs the family to throw an intervention that turns into a debate about how to best handle life stress.

star 7.83
220 votes
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Torch Song Duet

#61 - Torch Song Duet

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 25

Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.

star 7.82
307 votes
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Everybody Cheats

#62 - Everybody Cheats

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 1

Cynthia catches her Reverend cheating on his wife and becomes a discussion with the family which leads Maxine revealing her past affairs.

star 7.82
315 votes
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Al on the Rocks

#63 - Al on the Rocks

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 4

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

star 7.82
321 votes
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Guns

#64 - Guns

The Carmichael Show Season 1 - Episode 6

Maxine finds a gun that belongs to Jerrod, triggering a family debate about gun control and power dynamics in relationships.

star 7.82
273 votes
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The Godfather

#65 - The Godfather

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 13

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

star 7.81
373 votes
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The Rebound

#66 - The Rebound

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 23

An attractive handywoman named Sharon comes to the house after the gang breaks several appliances during a drunken celebration honoring Drew's last payment on the engagement ring. She seems to get along well with Drew, so Oswald and Lewis push him to ask her out. Kate feels that Drew is on the rebound and will only get hurt. Drew makes up an excuse to see Sharon again. He asks her out, but insists that he only wants to be friends. He tries to cheer her up after a date stands her up, only to have her leave when the guy gets out of his work commitment. A lonely Drew interrupts Sharon's date by calling her for help with a plumbing problem, then intentionally breaks a pipe. He accidentally floods the entire basement. Drew tries to get Sharon's attention by riding through the flood waters in a raft and playing his accordion for her. She says that she is just not interested in dating him. Kate cheers up Drew by telling him how sweet and romantic he is.

star 7.81
73 votes
Mr. Empty Pants

#67 - Mr. Empty Pants

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 16

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

star 7.81
284 votes
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Drew and the Activist II

#68 - Drew and the Activist II

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 25

Drew and Rachel decide to see each other exclusively. Mimi suggests holding a barbecue for bar and restaurant owners as a promotion for Buzz Beer. Rachel tries to convince Drew to change his lifestyle to be more conscious of the environment. She is horrified to hear about the barbecue, and he agrees to serve veggie burgers. Lewis, Oswald and Mimi are angry at Drew for making decisions for the business without consulting them, and point out that they already had the meat. They secretly serve the meat without telling Drew. Mimi doesn't tell Rachel until she has had three burgers. She becomes addicted to meat-eating, and begins to lose all passion for her causes because she feels like a hypocrite. Drew helps her find her way by renting a live cow from a slaughterhouse and telling her that they are going to kill it and make it dinner. He realizes that they are too different to be together, and tells her to continue her activism. She liberates the cow, costing Drew his thousand-do

star 7.81
62 votes
Naughty but Niece

#69 - Naughty but Niece

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 4

Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

star 7.81
352 votes
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Who'll Stop the Rain?

#70 - Who'll Stop the Rain?

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 13

Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

star 7.80
420 votes
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How Green was My Apple

#71 - How Green was My Apple

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 16

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

star 7.80
381 votes
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Lesbian Wedding

#72 - Lesbian Wedding

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 4

When Maxine offers to set Bobby up with a friend who the family deems unattractive, a debate about beauty and superficiality ensues that spurs Maxine to try to prove that the world is not that shallow.

star 7.80
272 votes
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Married... with Aliens

#73 - Married... with Aliens

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 7

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

star 7.80
419 votes
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Evelyn and Vernon

#74 - Evelyn and Vernon

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 9

When Cynthia discovers her parents are having marriage problems, it forces her to confront problems in her own marriage.

star 7.80
229 votes
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A Man's Castle

#75 - A Man's Castle

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 15

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

star 7.80
382 votes
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What Goes Around Came Around

#76 - What Goes Around Came Around

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 18

Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.

star 7.80
444 votes
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Heels on Wheels

#77 - Heels on Wheels

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 15

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

star 7.79
237 votes
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Fallen Heroes

#78 - Fallen Heroes

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 2

When Maxine rejects Jerrod’s invitation to a Bill Cosby concert, Jerrod offers the tickets to his parents as an anniversary gift, and the family is divided on whether or not you can appreciate entertainment free from scandal surrounding the entertainer.

star 7.78
246 votes
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The Juggs Have Left the Building

#79 - The Juggs Have Left the Building

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 7

Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

star 7.78
317 votes
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Spring Break (1)

#80 - Spring Break (1)

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 18

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

star 7.78
216 votes
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My Best Friend's Wedding

#81 - My Best Friend's Wedding

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 28

Lewis brings Drew and Oswald together and gets them to patch things up. Kate tries to come up with a way to tell Oswald that she isn't in love with him and wants to call off the wedding. Drew insists that she must talk with Oswald face-to-face. Drew accompanies Kate to the couple's apartment to give her moral support and make sure she shares her feelings with Oswald. Just as she is about to break the news to him, Oswald's mother arrives. Kate decides to sneak out and stay with Drew for the time being. They arrive at his house to discover that Oswald has organized a surprise wedding. Kate is so afraid of humiliating Oswald that she decides to just go through with the marriage. Drew cannot change her mind. Lewis picks up on her doubts and tries to help break up the ceremony. When Lewis and Drew play catch with the ring, Oswald finally realizes that they are trying to protect him from bad news. Kate tells him that she doesn't want to get married. Oswald puts on a brave front,

star 7.78
40 votes
God's Shoes

#82 - God's Shoes

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 8

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

star 7.77
376 votes
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Shoeway to Heaven

#83 - Shoeway to Heaven

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 1

After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

star 7.77
393 votes
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Charlie and the Devil

#84 - Charlie and the Devil

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 40

Charlie gets a new patient in his therapy group who believes he's the devil.

star 7.77
961 votes
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Grandma Francis

#85 - Grandma Francis

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 3

Joe and his sons take a boys trip to visit Joe's mother that takes a serious turn when she presents them with an impossible dilemma.

star 7.77
269 votes
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Field of Screams

#86 - Field of Screams

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 19

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

star 7.76
251 votes
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We'll Follow the Sun

#87 - We'll Follow the Sun

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 1

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

star 7.76
612 votes
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Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

#88 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 16

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

star 7.76
298 votes
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Married... with Who?

#89 - Married... with Who?

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 12

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

star 7.75
512 votes
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Kelly Does Hollywood (1)

#90 - Kelly Does Hollywood (1)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 9

Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.

star 7.75
295 votes
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Low Expectations

#91 - Low Expectations

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 11

When Bobby suffers an on-the-job injury that spurs him to want to go to college, Maxine defends his decision to the disapproving Carmichaels but struggles herself once he declares what career he'd like to pursue.

star 7.75
232 votes
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Oldies but Young 'Uns

#92 - Oldies but Young 'Uns

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 17

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

star 7.75
352 votes
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Wedding Show

#93 - Wedding Show

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 13

Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

star 7.75
314 votes
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Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

#94 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 21

When all the women in the neighborhood get peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

star 7.74
446 votes
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Yard Sale

#95 - Yard Sale

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 23

After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

star 7.74
374 votes
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Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

#96 - Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 11

Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.

star 7.74
284 votes
Yes Means Yes

#97 - Yes Means Yes

The Carmichael Show Season 3 - Episode 1

When Maxine's friend posts about her sexual assault on social media, Jerrod and Maxine end up on opposite sides of the issue. This opens the family up to a debate about consent that sends Bobby into a spiral.

star 7.74
318 votes
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Ship Happens (2)

#98 - Ship Happens (2)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 19

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

star 7.73
294 votes
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Pump Fiction

#99 - Pump Fiction

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 23

Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

star 7.73
231 votes
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The Joke's on Al

#100 - The Joke's on Al

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 26

An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

star 7.73
275 votes
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Thanks for Nothing

#101 - Thanks for Nothing

Superior Donuts Season 2 - Episode 4

When Franco decides to host an orphans' Thanksgiving at the donut shop, he encourages Arthur to invite his daughter, Lucy, but Arthur will only agree if Franco invites his own estranged family member, his father, Reggie.

star 7.73
322 votes
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And Bingo was Her Game-O

#102 - And Bingo was Her Game-O

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 21

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

star 7.73
315 votes
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A Three Job, No Income Family

#103 - A Three Job, No Income Family

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 13

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

star 7.73
471 votes
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Charlie Helps Lacey Stay Rich

#104 - Charlie Helps Lacey Stay Rich

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 42

Charlie suggests that Lacey and Patrick pretend to date in order for her to get her inheritance.

star 7.73
1029 votes
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The Pride of the Injuns

#105 - The Pride of the Injuns

Unhappily Ever After Season 3 - Episode 9

When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

star 7.73
11 votes
Rites of Passage

#106 - Rites of Passage

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 16

In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

star 7.72
300 votes
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Valentine's Day Massacre

#107 - Valentine's Day Massacre

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 17

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

star 7.72
237 votes
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You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

#108 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 17

Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

star 7.72
465 votes
Gentrifying Bobby

#109 - Gentrifying Bobby

The Carmichael Show Season 2 - Episode 5

With sudden rent hikes threatening to drive Nekeisha out of her neighborhood, the family is forced to consider the effects of gentrification and the fact that Jerrod and Bobby are on opposite sides of the issue.

star 7.72
229 votes
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The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

#110 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 4

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

star 7.71
586 votes
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The Gas Station Show

#111 - The Gas Station Show

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 23

Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.

star 7.71
283 votes
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Vacation

#112 - Vacation

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 12

Winfred-Louder holds a contest, offering two tickets to the Bahamas for the employee with the best desk decorations. Mimi tries to impress Wick by re-creating the abbey of his youth and having a children's choir sing insulting songs about Drew. Wick points out that he was regularly beaten by choir boys as a child, and tells her that she lost. Drew creates an entirely edible cubicle, while Kate just dances on the cosmetics counter. Wick names them co-winners and gives them each a ticket. Drew confesses to Lewis that he is worried about being alone with Kate, as he has always dreamed of being stranded with her on a deserted island and doesn't know if he can control himself. He offers the ticket to Oswald, but he has to work. Drew tries to get Kate to give her ticket to Nicki; but she also must work, and thinks that she is too fat to wear a swimsuit because she is now eating all of the time. Lewis accidentally spills the beans about Drew's feelings for Kate to Oswald. An enraged

star 7.71
76 votes
Charlie Gets the Party Started

#113 - Charlie Gets the Party Started

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 35

Charlie recruits Sean to help him throw the epic party of the century. Lacey inadvertently gets Ed hooked on drugs.

star 7.71
1088 votes
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The D'Arcy Files

#114 - The D'Arcy Files

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 20

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

star 7.70
319 votes
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Dud Bowl

#115 - Dud Bowl

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 10

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

star 7.70
328 votes
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Lez Be Friends

#116 - Lez Be Friends

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 21

Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

star 7.70
270 votes
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Charlie and the Sting

#117 - Charlie and the Sting

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 34

Charlie tries to stop Kate from having sex with the executive in charge of funding their study. Charlie's dad tries to stop Lacey from throwing herself at a sleazy yoga instructor.

star 7.70
1093 votes
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All Night Security Dude

#118 - All Night Security Dude

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 16

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

star 7.70
467 votes
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Route 666 (2)

#119 - Route 666 (2)

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 24

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

star 7.70
284 votes
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No Pot to Pease In

#120 - No Pot to Pease In

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 9

Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

star 7.70
365 votes
Oh, What a Feeling

#121 - Oh, What a Feeling

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 9

Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

star 7.70
425 votes
Charlie and the Ex-Patient

#122 - Charlie and the Ex-Patient

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 3

Charlie begins a questionable romantic relationship with an ex-patient.

star 7.70
1558 votes
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The Gypsy Cried

#123 - The Gypsy Cried

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 8

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

star 7.70
515 votes
Go for the Old

#124 - Go for the Old

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 19

Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

star 7.69
287 votes
The House That Peg Lost

#125 - The House That Peg Lost

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 15

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

star 7.69
441 votes
Boxing Mr. Floppy

#126 - Boxing Mr. Floppy

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 8

Jennifer wants to get into the Betty Ford Clinic so that she can meet a rich drunk, and tells Jack he'll have to take the kids when she is away for the week. He'll have to pay for her visit or he'll have the kids forever. Jack takes the kids for the night and Ross cuts off Mr. Floppy's foot so that he can have a good luck charm to break his string of bad luck. Ryan steals the foot from Ross, and uses it get a date with Cindy Stalling (whom he dreams of every night). Moments later Tiffany steals it from him, and he promptly loses Cindy, but Tiffany finds a diamond ring in her sandwich. Jennifer gets tips from Maureen on how to fit in at the Clinic. Jennifer takes the foot from the kids and won't give it to Jack because it got her into Betty Ford. Jack unsuccessfully tries to offer Mr. Floppy a new foot from a different stuffed animal, then breaks into Jennifer's house and gets noticed by everyone. Never the less, he steals the foot from Jennifer, and she promptly gets bumped from the Cl

star 7.69
39 votes
England Show (3)

#127 - England Show (3)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 26

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

star 7.69
225 votes
Charlie and the Hot Nerd

#128 - Charlie and the Hot Nerd

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 26

Charlie steals a hot woman from an angry nerd. Lacey takes drugs in order to sell drugs.

star 7.69
465 votes
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Charlie and the Hit and Run

#129 - Charlie and the Hit and Run

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 29

Charlie has to deal with the aftermath when his dad moves in with his patient and they hit someone with their car. Lacey takes Nolan out for a night of clubbing.

star 7.69
1016 votes
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Tooth or Consequences

#130 - Tooth or Consequences

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 4

Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.

star 7.68
495 votes
England Show (2)

#131 - England Show (2)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 25

The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.

star 7.67
225 votes
The Wedding Repercussions

#132 - The Wedding Repercussions

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 25

Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

star 7.67
308 votes
Christmas

#133 - Christmas

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 12

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

star 7.67
318 votes
A Very, Very, Very Fine House

#134 - A Very, Very, Very Fine House

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 5

Drew's lawyer gets all charges dropped by threatening a lawsuit for wrongful arrest. However, the government seizes the house as evidence because Larry used drug money to pay the mortgage. They plan to sell it at auction. Drew stays with Lewis and Oswald in their new apartment above the Warsaw. After Nicki mentions that the price will probably end up far less than the real value of the house, Drew gets an idea. He decides to declare bankruptcy to get out of debt, and have Lewis bid on the house on his behalf. Mimi shows up and begins bidding, hoping to make Drew miserable and get herself a cheap house. Drew's new neighbors outbid her, as they want to expand their property. Drew gets Greg to back off by talking about the importance of his childhood home--and convincing him that their other neighbor will probably die soon. Drew ignores Kate after learning of her relationship with Oswald. He unconvincingly insists that he is happy for her, but snaps at her for laughing after Osw

star 7.67
114 votes
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Charlie and the Break-Up Coach

#135 - Charlie and the Break-Up Coach

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 18

Charlie's ex causes him problems with his group when she becomes one of his patient's life coach.

star 7.67
1400 votes
Prayer

#136 - Prayer

The Carmichael Show Season 1 - Episode 5

The family's reverend comes over for dinner, igniting passionate family discourse about religion and spirituality. In addition, Jerrod and Maxine must face deeper aspects of their relationship.

star 7.67
271 votes
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Cheese, Cues and Blood

#137 - Cheese, Cues and Blood

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 4

In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.

star 7.67
342 votes
Every Bundy Has a Birthday

#138 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 3

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

star 7.66
340 votes
You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)

#139 - You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 16

Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.

star 7.66
486 votes
Life's a Beach

#140 - Life's a Beach

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 20

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

star 7.66
448 votes
So This is How Sinatra Felt

#141 - So This is How Sinatra Felt

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 12

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

star 7.66
310 votes
Leave It To Lopez

#142 - Leave It To Lopez

George Lopez Season 4 - Episode 5

When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.

star 7.66
36 votes
Rock of Ages

#143 - Rock of Ages

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 9

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

star 7.66
352 votes
Still Single

#144 - Still Single

Still Standing Season 3 - Episode 15

Bill and Judy come to Fitz's rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him pick up women at a bar by pretending that they are all swinging singles. Meanwhile, Linda agrees to watch their kids until she figures out that Bill and Judy's efforts to help Fitz may not be as altruistic as they appear.

star 7.65
79 votes
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The Old Insurance Dodge

#145 - The Old Insurance Dodge

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 24

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

star 7.65
313 votes
Still Saying I Love You

#146 - Still Saying I Love You

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 16

Louise winning a car during a taping of Oprah puts a rift between her and Judy. Meanwhile, Brian and his meteorology club friends decide how to spend a club surplus.

star 7.65
108 votes
Spring Break (2)

#147 - Spring Break (2)

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 19

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $10,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

star 7.65
240 votes
Magnificent Seven

#148 - Magnificent Seven

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 1

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

star 7.65
446 votes
The High Road to China

#149 - The High Road to China

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 9

Drew pulls off an elaborate practical joke against Mimi and boasts that she will never be able to top it. A few days later, he wakes up to find himself on the Great Wall of China with no money or passport. Mimi has left a tape recording in his pocket in which she taunts him. Drew gets a ride into a small town, where a young woman who speaks English offers him shelter. She gets him a job helping her family sell chickens so that he can eventually afford bus fare to Beijing and go to the U.S. embassy. Kate, Lewis and Oswald grow concerned after they discover that Drew never made his scheduled business trip to Winnipeg. Mimi brags about sending Drew to China. She explains that she had her father's secretary drug Drew and put him on a courier flight. The gang has no idea what to do to help him. Ming finally agrees to drive Drew to Beijing, but the embassy is closed for Thanksgiving. He tries to make enough money to get himself a hotel room by putting on a sock puppet show, but onl

star 7.65
47 votes
Charlie and Cee Lo

#150 - Charlie and Cee Lo

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 8

Charlie takes on Cee Lo Green as a therapy patient.

star 7.65
1374 votes
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The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)

#151 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 14

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

star 7.64
349 votes
Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study

#152 - Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 22

Charlie and Kate try to control their sexual urges as they begin work together on their sex study. Lacey gets a new job.

star 7.64
1252 votes
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Charlie and the Airport Sext

#153 - Charlie and the Airport Sext

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 25

Charlie's trip with the group is interrupted when he gets some interesting news from Kate. Charlie's house is used for an adult-film shoot.

star 7.64
1238 votes
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976-SHOE

#154 - 976-SHOE

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 8

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

star 7.64
670 votes
I'll See You in Court

#155 - I'll See You in Court

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 22

The Bundys and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex. **Conflict erupted between the show's producers and the airing network over the episode's content, which prevented the episode from being aired for well over a decade, far past Married ... with Children's initial television run. Even when first shown on American television in 2002, four lines were removed from the broadcast, despite it having already run uncut in other countries.**

star 7.64
493 votes
Wabbit Season

#156 - Wabbit Season

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 8

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

star 7.64
391 votes
The Dateless Amigo

#157 - The Dateless Amigo

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 18

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

star 7.64
449 votes
Twisted

#158 - Twisted

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 1

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

star 7.63
336 votes
My Mom, the Mom

#159 - My Mom, the Mom

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 11

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

star 7.63
443 votes
Charlie's Patients Hook Up

#160 - Charlie's Patients Hook Up

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 15

Charlie inadvertently puts two patients together in a romantic relationship.

star 7.63
1456 votes
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Charlie and the Prison Riot

#161 - Charlie and the Prison Riot

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 32

Charlie is held hostage by his prison group during a riot. Charlie’s therapy group tries to hide it from his daughter by throwing a birthday party.

star 7.63
1103 votes
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He Thought He Could

#162 - He Thought He Could

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 1

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

star 7.63
614 votes
Peggy Made a Little Lamb

#163 - Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 20

Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.

star 7.61
352 votes
Route 666 (1)

#164 - Route 666 (1)

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 23

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

star 7.61
353 votes
The Mystery of Skull Island

#165 - The Mystery of Skull Island

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 14

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

star 7.61
311 votes
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

#166 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 12

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

star 7.60
505 votes
Kelly Bounces Back

#167 - Kelly Bounces Back

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 6

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

star 7.59
433 votes
Hi, I.Q.

#168 - Hi, I.Q.

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 20

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

star 7.59
299 votes
Her Cups Runneth Over

#169 - Her Cups Runneth Over

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 6

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

star 7.58
660 votes
The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)

#170 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 15

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

star 7.58
329 votes
Birthday Boy Toy

#171 - Birthday Boy Toy

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 19

Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

star 7.58
193 votes
The Salon

#172 - The Salon

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 16

Kate hopes to receive a promotion to wardrobe buyer, but Mrs. Louder doesn't feel she has enough class for the job. Drew tries to help Kate come up with a plan to change Mrs. Louder's mind. They decide to organize a salon at Drew's house and discuss social and political issues. Drew suggests focusing on a few pre-selected topics so that Kate has time to study. Lewis also invites his boss from DrugCo to the event in the hopes of impressing him. Kate and Mrs. Louder get into a heated argument over the issue of Internet censorship. They begin insulting each other, and Mrs. Louder fires her. Kate takes a temporary job with Global Parcel, but Oswald has to fire her the first day after she endangers him and the cargo by getting into an altercation with other drivers. Drew meets Mrs. Louder's idol, Rush Limbaugh, and convinces him to come to the store. He tells Mrs. Louder that he agrees with Kate's opinion that the Internet should allow free speech. Mrs. Louder lets Kate come back

star 7.58
43 votes
Eatin' Out

#173 - Eatin' Out

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 10

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

star 7.58
505 votes
The Goodbye Girl

#174 - The Goodbye Girl

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 22

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.

star 7.58
238 votes
Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

#175 - Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Married... with Children Season 2 - Episode 17

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.

star 7.58
527 votes
The Desperate Half-Hour (1)

#176 - The Desperate Half-Hour (1)

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 22

Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

star 7.58
283 votes
Drew and the Conspiracy

#177 - Drew and the Conspiracy

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 1

Drew suffers a constant series of mishaps at work and begins to suspect that someone is out to get him.

star 7.58
72 votes
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'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

#178 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 23

Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

star 7.57
255 votes
Buck Has a Belly Ache

#179 - Buck Has a Belly Ache

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 6

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to Wanker County.

star 7.57
284 votes
Buck the Stud

#180 - Buck the Stud

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 25

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

star 7.57
317 votes
The Tell-Tale Lipstick

#181 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick

Unhappily Ever After Season 3 - Episode 12

When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

star 7.57
7 votes
The President

#182 - The President

Unhappily Ever After Season 3 - Episode 14

After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

star 7.57
7 votes
Al... with Kelly

#183 - Al... with Kelly

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 2

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

star 7.57
531 votes
Charlie and His New Therapist

#184 - Charlie and His New Therapist

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 21

After their breakup Charlie sees a new therapist to deal with his anger towards Kate, and the group plays a trick on Ed that backfires.

star 7.57
928 votes
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One Down, Two to Go

#185 - One Down, Two to Go

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 10

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

star 7.56
419 votes
Still Negotiating

#186 - Still Negotiating

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 1

After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies and the conflict between Lauren and her parents increases exponentially. Judy and Bill then try to solve the problem using the art of negotiation.

star 7.56
93 votes
A Dump of My Own

#187 - A Dump of My Own

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 5

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

star 7.56
683 votes
Charlie Is an Expert Witness

#188 - Charlie Is an Expert Witness

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 9

Charlie and Kate face off as expert witnesses in the same trial.

star 7.56
1485 votes
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Sue Casa, His Casa

#189 - Sue Casa, His Casa

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 3

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

star 7.55
448 votes
Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

#190 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 2

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

star 7.55
430 votes
O Brother, Who Art Thou?

#191 - O Brother, Who Art Thou?

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 22

Drew is perplexed when Steve attacks one of the other fathers at Gus's kiddie gym with little provocation. Drew theorizes that Steve is just frustrated at being cooped up with the baby all the time and having no adult conversation. He hires him to fill an opening in the cosmetics department, despite Wick's objections. Drew visits Steve on the job and points out some matters that he needs to handle. Steve suddenly begins pounding a customer who tries to return a bottle of perfume without a receipt. Kate figures out that Steve's behavior is the result of jealousy over Drew's professional success. Drew looks at some old home movies and gets Steve to admit that he has always resented him because he liked having their parents to himself. Steve takes a job as a prison guard to deal with his hostility. Lewis and Oswald help DrugCo administer an experimental drug that causes empathy in prison inmates. Lewis takes the drug himself after Oswald points out his lack of sensitivity. Howev

star 7.55
31 votes
Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge

#192 - Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 17

Charlie lets his father help him coach a high school baseball team with bad results.

star 7.54
1365 votes
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Charlie and the Secret Gigolo

#193 - Charlie and the Secret Gigolo

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 23

Sean is sentenced to anger therapy after decking someone, who reveals to Charlie that he used to be an escort, he tries to figure out a way to tell Jennifer without breaking confidentiality. Ed continues his stay in Patrick's home, but has issues when he gets rid of his TV set.

star 7.54
885 votes
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The Sex Drug

#194 - The Sex Drug

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 21

Lewis confiscates a sex drug being tested at DrugCo after fighting off an attack by the monkeys who had used it. He nearly dumps it into the green dye that Oswald has prepared for Buzz Beer's St. Patrick's Day batch. Lewis throws the bag into Drew's trash, but Speedy retrieves it. A raven then snatches the drug, and spills it into the dye as Oswald carries it to the garage. Drew prepares to testify on Mr. Wick's behalf in Mimi's sexual harassment case. He is the only witness. Mrs. Louder warns him that he will be fired if he screws up. Everyone at the Warsaw inadvertently drinks beer tainted with the sex drug. Drew has a bottle before going to court, and cannot concentrate because he is hitting on every woman in sight (including the judge). The judge has him removed from the courtroom and dismisses the suit because there are no witnesses. Wick apologizes to Mimi and asks her to return to work as his secretary.

star 7.53
46 votes
Just Shoe It

#195 - Just Shoe It

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 15

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

star 7.52
273 votes
Married... with Prom Queen (1)

#196 - Married... with Prom Queen (1)

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 16

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

star 7.52
444 votes
Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)

#197 - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 3

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

star 7.52
546 votes
Still Selling Out

#198 - Still Selling Out

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 3

When an heir to a beer company moves into the neighborhood, Bill has found a new best friend, but when Judy gets fed up she makes Bill choose between them. Meanwhile, Tina confounds Lauren by copying her outfits every day.

star 7.51
84 votes
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A Babe in Toyland

#199 - A Babe in Toyland

Married... with Children Season 11 - Episode 18

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

star 7.51
227 votes
The Old College Try

#200 - The Old College Try

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 11

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

star 7.51
342 votes
Sexual Perversity in Cleveland

#201 - Sexual Perversity in Cleveland

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 5

Darcy breaks up with Drew after he admits that he is not a full-time musician. He starts spending a lot of time at his computer, and begins a steamy on-line affair with an anonymous woman. He becomes concerned after learning that his chat room girlfriend works at a department store and has a large collection of troll dolls. When he confirms that it is Mimi, Drew begins showering compulsively. He feels extremely awkward when he and Mimi run into each other while visiting Wick in rehab. Mimi does not realize that she was involved with Drew, and is angry that she hasn't heard from her online man for a while. Drew gets really drunk and writes her a kiss-off note in which he claims to be Bill Clinton. Meanwhile, Oswald grows concerned about his mother's financial status after her birthday check to him bounces. He learns that her business partner deserted her, and that she may lose her beauty salon and house. Oswald follows Lewis's advice and agrees to test breast implants for DrugC

star 7.51
69 votes
The Harder They Fall

#202 - The Harder They Fall

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 14

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

star 7.51
402 votes
Death of a Shoe Salesman

#203 - Death of a Shoe Salesman

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 10

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

star 7.51
378 votes
Drew vs. Billboard

#204 - Drew vs. Billboard

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 1

Drew worries that his lack of physical fitness is holding him back after Wick chooses a fit young man named Smith to represent the store at a conference in Hawaii. A man at the Warsaw overhears Drew lamenting his situation. He claims to have lost a lot of weight through a pill that is ingested with beer. He offers to give Drew a free bottle of the pills if he poses for some photos for a "before and after" campaign. A few days later, Drew is horrified to see a shirtless photo of himself on a billboard. He becomes the laughingstock of the city, and cannot force Morgan to remove the billboard because he signed a contract. Wick warns that he is embarrassing the store and may be moved to a position that does not require contact with the public. Drew and the gang climb on the billboard at night to tear it down. Morgan shows up to stop them, thanks to a warning from Mimi, but they staple him to the billboard and pull his pants down. Morgan warns that Drew has a suspicious mole. Drew

star 7.50
120 votes
Oldfinger

#205 - Oldfinger

Dads (2013) Season 1 - Episode 5

Warner and Eli take their dads to get physicals; when Warner's doctor dies, he starts to consider his mortality.

star 7.50
506 votes
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Business Still Sucks (2)

#206 - Business Still Sucks (2)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 6

Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

star 7.50
355 votes
Mr. Laffoon's Wild Ride

#207 - Mr. Laffoon's Wild Ride

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 11

Drew begins to feel emasculated when Christine repeatedly bosses him around and has him do all of her errands. Mimi prepares to buy a minivan. She is heartbroken when Dee Snider of Twisted Sister shows up at the office and tells her that she can no longer be president of the group's fan club, as she has been neglecting her duties because of motherhood. She grows dissatisfied with her life and longs for the excitement of her past. She decides to buy a convertible sports car instead of the minivan. She runs into Drew, who is driving Christine's sports car, and they decide to have a race. They are both thrilled by the experience, and begin sneaking out and taking part in drag races every night. Steve finds out and shows up with Gus to convince Mimi to stop racing. Christine learns why Drew has been racing, and agrees to be less demanding. After the racegoers make fun of him for being a wuss, she lets him race one last time.

star 7.50
28 votes
Drew Answers the Belle

#208 - Drew Answers the Belle

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 23

Oswald and Lewis put Drew's picture and phone number on Buzz Beer bottles in the hopes of landing him a wife. Much to everyone's surprise, a southern belle responds to the campaign and expresses an interest in Drew. Drew travels down south to meet the woman, Lily. They hit it off, and Drew believes he may have finally found a wife. He then discovers that she suffers from night terrors.

star 7.50
24 votes
Desperately Seeking Miss October

#209 - Desperately Seeking Miss October

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 7

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.

star 7.50
548 votes
Peggy and the Pirates

#210 - Peggy and the Pirates

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 18

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

star 7.49
269 votes
Flight of the Bumblebee

#211 - Flight of the Bumblebee

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 7

To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

star 7.49
349 votes
Frat Chance

#212 - Frat Chance

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 6

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

star 7.49
312 votes
The Dating Consultant

#213 - The Dating Consultant

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 24

Drew meets a woman at the Warsaw who recommends that he sign up for her dating advice service (for $250). He is reluctant, but finally agrees. She embarrasses him by taking hidden video of his date and using it as a "teaching aid" for the class. Drew becomes the laughingstock of the class, despite the fact that most of the students are dorks and losers who have never had sex. Drew seeks the help of the Better Business Bureau to have the service shut down. However, he ends up enlisting tips from the class to get a date with the Better Business Bureau employee. He quickly scares her off with his overeager behavior, and ends up back in the class. Lewis interviews potential new roommates, but Oswald keeps driving them all away. Lewis enjoys the freedom of having the place to himself. Mr. Wick bribes Lewis into letting him use the extra bedroom for a one-night stand. Mimi messes with Oswald's head by trying to convince him that Kate really loves Drew.

star 7.48
71 votes
Rain Girl

#214 - Rain Girl

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 21

Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.

star 7.48
364 votes
Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

#215 - Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 18

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

star 7.48
372 votes
Still Neighbors

#216 - Still Neighbors

Still Standing Season 3 - Episode 2

When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail to make nice with the couple, they decide to use Lauren to score points and convince her to go out with the neighbors' nerdy son, Chris. However, their plan backfires when Lauren actually falls for Chris, but his mothers think that Lauren's a bad influence.

star 7.47
55 votes
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Charlie & Jen Together Again

#217 - Charlie & Jen Together Again

Anger Management Season 2 - Episode 5

Jennifer moves in with Charlie temporarily and Kate gets jealous.

star 7.47
1545 votes
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Kelly Breaks Out

#218 - Kelly Breaks Out

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 3

Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

star 7.47
345 votes
Drew's Cousin

#219 - Drew's Cousin

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 25

Drew hosts the family barbecue for all of the Carey cousins. Kristen, his 18-year-old cousin, comes to the event while looking at colleges. She plans to attend Cleveland State, and asks to stay with Drew until she can get a place at the dorm. He also gets her a temporary job at the store. Drew is horrified to discover that Kristen and Mr. Wick are secretly dating. He worries that the relationship will cause him problems with his family and at work. Kristen and Wick point out that they are both adults and are free to date whomever they choose. Wick confesses that he is in love with Kristen. Drew reluctantly agrees not to stand in their way, but is more than a little disgusted to find a pantsless Wick in his house the next morning. Wick overreacts when Kristen makes plans with two guys from Cleveland State. She becomes freaked out by his possessive behavior and dumps him. He tries to win her back by standing on Drew's pool table and playing Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love

star 7.47
66 votes
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I Who Have Nothing

#220 - I Who Have Nothing

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 13

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

star 7.47
312 votes
Blonde and Blonder

#221 - Blonde and Blonder

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 8

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a "Guns for Toys" drive.

star 7.46
334 votes
Buck Saves the Day

#222 - Buck Saves the Day

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 3

Kelly and Bud try to raise money to go to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.

star 7.46
558 votes
Still Scamming

#223 - Still Scamming

Still Standing Season 3 - Episode 1

When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, the teenager sees a golden opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Brian is desperate to figure out a way to stop his parents from going on college tours with him just to check out the local bars.

star 7.46
150 votes
Bearly Men

#224 - Bearly Men

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 11

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he will get back together with her mother.

star 7.45
260 votes
Mr. Wick Returns

#225 - Mr. Wick Returns

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 22

Mr. Wick returns from his retraining and begins duty in the mail room. He again vows revenge against Drew. On the morning of a major sale, a cowboy ambushes Drew in his back yard and ties him up. Drew fails to open the store on time, marking the first time in history that Winfred-Louder did not open on schedule. Soulard tells Drew that he is demoting him to his old job. Mimi pleads for a chance at the manager position. Soulard agrees to give her one day to prove that she can run the store. Mimi taunts Drew and reveals that she was the one who sent the cowboy--not Wick. Wick and Drew agree to join forces to keep Mimi from becoming permanent store manager. Wick suggests dipping the pickle she eats for lunch in grain alcohol to get her drunk. Their plan fails when the cowboy again jumps Drew. He arrives very late, and Mimi seems to be on the verge of winning the job. Steve brings by some remote-controlled vibrating panties that may help her get pregnant. She puts them on to w

star 7.45
64 votes
Requiem for a Dead Briard

#226 - Requiem for a Dead Briard

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 3

Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.

star 7.45
380 votes
He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

#227 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 5

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

star 7.45
523 votes
T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

#228 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 2

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

star 7.44
357 votes
Kelly Does Hollywood (2)

#229 - Kelly Does Hollywood (2)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 10

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

star 7.43
270 votes
The Chicago Wine Party

#230 - The Chicago Wine Party

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 7

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

star 7.43
369 votes
Drew vs. Mimi, Part II

#231 - Drew vs. Mimi, Part II

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 22

Mr. Bradbury, the employee representative to the board of directors, is forced to retire after forty years on the job. Drew, Mimi and Larry are desperate to replace him, as the position comes with a substantial raise and lots of benefits and requires little actual work. Drew consults a book for tips on how to gain an edge in business, and manages to impress Wick and several other board members. Mimi finds Drew's book at the Warsaw and decides to use it to her advantage. The finalists meet with the board in the company dining room. Larry shows up late and acts completely disrespectful to everyone. Mimi and Drew seem to impress Mrs. Louder and the others, but soon slip up. A waiter picks a fight with Drew, and they get into a brawl. Drew tries to make up for his gaffe by learning magic tricks so that he will seem more likable. The board is delighted by his act, but Mrs. Louder announces that Larry has won the job. When Drew and Mimi confront him, he admits that he is sleeping w

star 7.42
76 votes
She's Having My Baby (2)

#232 - She's Having My Baby (2)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 2

Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.

star 7.42
331 votes
Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail

#233 - Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail

Anger Management Season 1 - Episode 7

One of Charlie's patients from his prison anger therapy group shows up on his doorstep. Jennifer gets back at Charlie by dating an ex-con.

star 7.41
2182 votes
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Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

#234 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 1

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

star 7.41
326 votes
She's Having My Baby (1)

#235 - She's Having My Baby (1)

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 1

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

star 7.40
436 votes
Reverend Al

#236 - Reverend Al

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 4

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

star 7.40
395 votes
The Agony of De Feet

#237 - The Agony of De Feet

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 22

Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store and has nightmares about feet. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.

star 7.40
459 votes
The Agony of Victory

#238 - The Agony of Victory

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 17

Jack uses his height to beat Ryan at basketball for the 2001st time.

star 7.40
10 votes
That Thing You Don't

#239 - That Thing You Don't

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 10

The guys decide to get their band back together and enter a battle of the bands contest at the Warsaw. Kate wants to be lead vocalist, but no one thinks that this is a very good idea because she is terrible. She forces Oswald to stand up for her, and he begs Drew and Lewis to change their minds. At a meeting about the contest, the gang runs into Herb, a rival from high school. He is certain that his band will win, as they have played together at the Holiday Inn for twenty years. The guys are determined to best him, but know that they cannot win if they let Kate "sing." Oswald refuses to ask her to leave, so Drew tells her that she sucks. She quits, and Oswald follows. Drew and Lewis bring in a guy from high school to play keyboards, and make the finals. Kate pries the truth about her singing from Oswald. She feels they should always be honest with each other, but he disagrees. Mimi tries to knock Drew out of the contest by hitting him with a bathroom door, but mistakenly hur

star 7.40
83 votes
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Look Who's Barking

#240 - Look Who's Barking

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 14

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

star 7.39
306 votes
What I Did for Love

#241 - What I Did for Love

Married... with Children Season 7 - Episode 5

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

star 7.38
352 votes
Bully Gene

#242 - Bully Gene

Dads (2013) Season 1 - Episode 14

Eli gets bullied by the son of the woman he is dating; Gene steals a game prototype; Warner picks fights with Camila so he can sleep on the couch.

star 7.38
458 votes
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Still Driving

#243 - Still Driving

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 2

Bill finds out that Brian has been taking driving lessons and decides to teach how to drive before his 16th birthday. Although Brian has pretty good skill behind the wheel, Bill keeps insisting that he should behave more manlike. Judy secretly steps in and takes over teaching Brian, which Bill finds out after Brian does courtesy waves and hold him back on a sudden break after he buys him a 1981 ""Mystery Machine""-like van.

star 7.38
90 votes
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Revenge of the Doormat (1)

#244 - Revenge of the Doormat (1)

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 1

Drew finds himself out of work again when Winfred-Louder goes bankrupt. The new owners convert the site to a dot com. Mimi turns to Drew for financial help after Steve loses his job at the prison. Nicki continues to live at Drew's house, where she wreaks havoc with his love life. The guys take Drew to a strip club to cheer him up. He recognizes one of the dancers as Kellie, a girl who supposedly went to high school with them. She is recently divorced and down on her luck. Drew decides that there is room for one more damsel in distress in his house and offers her a place to stay. Nicki doesn't take too kindly to this. Drew helps Kellie get a job at the Warsaw. Kate, who is vacationing in New York, repeatedly tries to call Drew. She finally comes home and says that she is getting married in two days.

star 7.38
29 votes
Drew's New Assistant

#245 - Drew's New Assistant

The Drew Carey Show Season 1 - Episode 16

Drew is thrilled when Mr. Bell tells him that he can have a personal secretary. However, Bell is just dumping Mimi off on Drew so that he can hire Suzie as his own assistant. Drew and Mimi continue to bicker constantly, especially after she belittles him in front of an interviewee. Mimi throws a stapler at Drew and ends up breaking the window of Bell's office door. Bell suspends Drew and Mimi and threatens to fire them unless they get their act together. Oswald and Lewis fill in on Jay's moving crew. Drew tags along when they make a delivery to Mimi's apartment and tries to talk with her. He finds a cabinet filled with photographs of him, and fears that Mimi is secretly in love with him. Drew gives Suzie a job in jewelry so that Bell will re-hire Mimi as his assistant. Mimi explains that she took the photographs of Drew to send to male prison inmates, but never went through with the prank.

star 7.38
124 votes
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At the Zoo

#246 - At the Zoo

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 10

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

star 7.38
437 votes
What Screams May Come

#247 - What Screams May Come

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 24

Drew is left bruised and battered as Lily continues to suffer from night terrors. He grows tired of the beatings, but is afraid to talk to her about her problem because he believes she would leave him.

star 7.38
24 votes
Cain and Mabel

#248 - Cain and Mabel

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 6

Steve comes to the Warsaw while dressed in drag. A man mistakes him for a woman and tries to buy him a drink. He gets angry when he learns the truth about Steve, and insults him. Drew stands up for his brother. Steve's transvestite friends begin frequenting the Warsaw as a show of solidarity. They dance and play loud music all of the time. Drew, Lewis and Kate become annoyed when other customers begin staying away, as this makes it even harder for any of them to find a date. Drew suggests that the bar get the female customers back by holding a ladies' night with half-price drinks. Steve is outraged when the bartender only gives the discount to actual women, not the cross-dressers. Drew refuses to take his side. Steve accuses Drew of trying to force him out of the Warsaw because he is ashamed of him. Drew insists that he is actually upset because Steve is trying to take away his bar. He says that Steve has been stealing things that Drew liked since they were children. Steve

star 7.37
71 votes
Still Eighteen

#249 - Still Eighteen

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 15

Bill takes Brian out to a gentlemen's club for his 18th birthday, but worries when Brian starts spending all his time there. Meanwhile, Linda regrets giving Lauren a poem for her homework when it may end up winning an award.

star 7.37
142 votes
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Drew and Kate Boink

#250 - Drew and Kate Boink

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 25

With Drew having finally healed, he and Kate prepare for their first night together. She goes to the Warsaw and stumbles across a support group of her ex-boyfriends, including Oswald and Jay (who actually left her, not the other way around). After discovering how miserable she has made the guys, she worries that the same thing could happen to Drew. She decides not to sleep with him. Meanwhile, Mimi and Steve decide to consult a fertility clinic, as it is the only way for them to have a child. The clinic suffers refrigeration problems, and Mimi learns she must have the zygote implanted immediately. Steve is out of town, so she begs Drew to drive her to the clinic. She notes all of the problems she and Steve have had conceiving and sees it as a sign that she shouldn't have children. Drew assures her that she will be a "fierce, protective mother." He convinces her to go to the appointment. Kate calls Drew and tells him that she needs some time alone. Drew concludes that she neve

star 7.36
96 votes
Norm, Crusading Social Worker

#251 - Norm, Crusading Social Worker

Norm Season 1 - Episode 9

Norm, embarrassed about being the new "Agony of Defeat" on ABC's Wide World of Sports, asks to be reinstated into hockey so he can play in a charity game and regain his somewhat good name. They choose against it so he takes on a high profile case in hopes that they'll change their minds.

star 7.36
14 votes
Eat Drink Drew Woman

#252 - Eat Drink Drew Woman

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 10

Winfred-Louder hires an efficiency expert, Christine, to look after the store while Mr. Wick is away. She is a very demanding taskmaster, but goes easy on Drew because she has a crush on him. Mimi and Nora try to convince him to date Christine so that she will ease up on the employees. Mimi gives him a check for $500 in exchange for sleeping with Christine. He refuses, but she leaves him the check and asks him to think about it. Drew agrees to a date with Christine. She explains that she is tough on the staff because she wants to increase productivity so that she won't have to lay off as many people. Drew and Christine discover that they have a lot in common, and end up sleeping together. She finds the check and believes that Drew only slept with her for the money. He tries to explain, but she threatens to fire him if he brings up the subject. He finally goes to her apartment on Thanksgiving, and leaves a message when she won't see him. He repeatedly talks about the fact tha

star 7.33
27 votes
Dud Bowl II

#253 - Dud Bowl II

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 10

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

star 7.32
318 votes
Nooner or Later

#254 - Nooner or Later

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 21

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a "nooner" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

star 7.32
281 votes
In Ramada Da Vida

#255 - In Ramada Da Vida

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 2

Drew entertains a group of investors from Vietnam who are considering opening a store in Hanoi. They have drinks at the Airport Ramada Inn. When the house band goes on break, Drew and the guys fulfill the investors' request for music by taking the stage for a song. The manager feels that they are better than the regular band and asks them to play for a week. Drew fears that this would be too much of a distraction and wants to focus on his new job. He changes his mind after a groupie hits on him in the parking lot. The guys audition guitar players, and hire a free-spirited guy named Ed. Kate becomes dissatisfied with her job and tries to get fired. Drew agrees to let her go, but promises to re-hire her if she can't find a better job in a week. She doesn't have any luck, but Drew backs out of the deal because he wants her to find the kind of happiness he now has with his band. Drew blows off a party at Mrs. Louder's house, and later skips work to fool around with Darcy. The ho

star 7.32
44 votes
Nicki's Wedding

#256 - Nicki's Wedding

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 7

Mimi runs into Nicki at the store's bridal registry. Nicki has to race upstairs to try to keep Mimi from telling Drew about her wedding plans; she had wanted to share the news herself. He claims that he is happy for her. Drew is surprised when Nicki sends him a wedding invitation. Kate, Lewis and Oswald insist that it is only a courtesy invitation and try to discourage him from attending. They plan to stay away as well, but Drew urges them to go to the wedding. Oswald is really excited because the wedding is on a boat. Drew goes on a date with a video store clerk, but suddenly decides to take her to the wedding. Nicki's parents cannot believe that he had the nerve to show up. Drew makes a complete fool of himself while trying to prove how mature he is. He actually manages to give a toast that isn't totally humilating, but throws out his back while trying to show up the groom on the dance floor. As Drew waits for the helicopter to lift him off the boat to take him to the hosp

star 7.31
70 votes
Still Interfering

#257 - Still Interfering

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 8

Eager to relive their glory days, chaperones Bill and Judy are excited about a teen dance with an '80s theme. The same can't be said of Brian, who's dateless after following his mom's relationship advice. Meanwhile, Bill gives a few pointers on the birds and bees to a football player, who then makes a move on Lauren.

star 7.30
90 votes
Still Helping Out

#258 - Still Helping Out

Still Standing Season 3 - Episode 17

Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that ""old"" Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When Judy catches Brian and Bill staring at the beautiful Mrs. Grundy, Judy demands that Bill have a serious talk with Brian about not leering at women. Bill teaches his son a lesson, but it is not exactly the lesson Judy had in mind. Meanwhile, Linda contemplates Perry's request to spice up their sex life outside of the bedroom.

star 7.29
78 votes
Mimi's Day Parade

#259 - Mimi's Day Parade

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 9

Drew finishes his holiday hirings early and plans to spend Thanksgiving alone with his date. However, Mr. Wick decides to throw together a Winfred-Louder Thanksgiving Day parade at the last minute. He places Drew in charge, and warns him that many people will be fired unless the parade helps boost holiday sales. With just two weeks to go until Thanksgiving, Drew has a very difficult time locating balloons, and cannot obtain permits from the city to block off traffic. Mimi tells him that her father owns a trucking company and can loan the store flat bed trucks to use for floats. He can also arrange for the permits, so long as Mimi is allowed to sit on the lead float and serve as "snow queen." Drew agrees. Mr. Wick kidnaps actor David Lander from the airport and forces him to serve as grand marshal. A furious Mimi steals the keys to all of the floats and goes home. Drew goes after her, and warns that Mr. Wick has given him permission to fire her unless she returns the keys. Dre

star 7.28
142 votes
If Al Had a Hammer

#260 - If Al Had a Hammer

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 3

Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.

star 7.28
453 votes
Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

#261 - Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Married... with Children Season 6 - Episode 5

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

star 7.28
318 votes
Strange Bedfellows

#262 - Strange Bedfellows

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 3

Nicki Fifer, a real-estate agent working with Drew's new neighbors, asks him to allow them to store a dumpster in his yard during construction. He agrees, even though she refuses his request that they not work too early in the morning. Drew realizes that he is a total pushover, and vows to become more assertive. Drew taps into the boardroom with his computer so that he can review footage of his meeting and hear the board's comments about him. Mimi discovers Kate watching the video, but Kate buys her off. Drew and Mimi see Larry and Mrs. Louder having sex in the boardroom. Wick continues to convalesce at Mimi's house, and she convinces him that the store is in ruins. She asks him what to do about Larry, but he has mellowed and doesn't seem upset by the tryst. Mrs. Louder fires Larry, telling him that Wick sent a memo threatening to expose the video of them together. Larry's wife finds out about the affair and throws him out. Drew is promoted to Larry's old job. The guilt-ridd

star 7.28
123 votes
Buzz Beer

#263 - Buzz Beer

The Drew Carey Show Season 1 - Episode 22

When an angry Mr. Bell throws a bunch of wadded-up papers at Drew and Mimi, they discover a secret memo announcing that a Dutch group plans to buy the store. Winfred-Louder has been struggling, so they assume that the Dutch want to fire everyone and build something else on the property. The gang goes to a small business expo and meets a man who sells equipment for home breweries. Everyone agrees to invest money in the venture, and Drew decides to take a chance and use his house to acquire a loan. He fears that he is doomed when they cannot come up with an idea. Lewis stays awake by drinking coffee between each beer tasting, and comments favorably on the taste. They decide to brew a coffee-flavored beer, which Oswald names Buzz Beer. A representative of the Dutch, Mr. Van Houten, visits the store and says that they are not firing anyone below management. They will decide who to keep from management on a case-by-case basis. He is impressed with Drew and asks him to stay. Mr. Be

star 7.28
145 votes
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Business Sucks (1)

#264 - Business Sucks (1)

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 5

NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

star 7.27
337 votes
Check Out Drew's Old Flame

#265 - Check Out Drew's Old Flame

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 16

Drew buys a new car, but learns that the check for the down payment has bounced. A woman wrote a bad check at Drew's garage sale. Drew meets with her at the Warsaw to get his money. He finds that she is Kyra, his old girlfriend from junior high school. She apologizes and claims that her roommate wrote bad checks from her account. After she reports that her roommate's gambling debtors might be after her, Drew invites her to stay at his house. He later asks her on a date. Drew's car is repossessed after Kyra's second check also bounces. When Drew confronts her, her roommate shows up and threatens them. He gives Drew the money that Kyra owes him. Drew feels bad about doubting Kyra, and sleeps with her. He awakens in the morning to discover that she has stolen all of his furniture. She was scamming him all along, and is not even the girl he knew from junior high. Drew looks forward to receiving a substantial insurance payment, but Kyra and her brother crash their car and get c

star 7.27
113 votes
It's a Dog Eat Drew World

#266 - It's a Dog Eat Drew World

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 18

Drew is upset when Lewis, Oswald and Kate begin neglecting him to devote more time to their jobs. Steve also cannot spend time with him because of plans with Mimi. A vicious stray dog shows up in the yard and tries to steal a sandwich from Drew and Speedy. A depressed Drew has lunch with Mr. Wick after his friends stand him up. They find that they have common interests, but Wick quickly scares him off by making plans to spend every minute of the day together. Drew tricks Lewis, Oswald, Kate and Steve into coming over by claiming an emergency. They are upset to learn that he just wants to play a game of Risk, and try to leave. The wild dog returns as part of a pack. The dogs surround the house, even cutting off the phone lines. They fake an attack on a small dog, who lets them into the house after the gang brings him inside to help him. Everyone must flee to the basement, where they pass the time by reading Drew's old journal and singing songs. Mimi comes by in the morning lo

star 7.25
60 votes
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Hot Wheels

#267 - Hot Wheels

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 12

After Tiffany and Ryan take Jack's car to a party without his permission, Jack and Jennie pretend the car is stolen, until it actually is.

star 7.25
8 votes
Charlie and the Slumpbuster

#268 - Charlie and the Slumpbuster

Anger Management Season 1 - Episode 2

The new Charlie deals with a ghost from his baseball-playing days when an unattractive woman he slept with shows up as a new patient.

star 7.25
2985 votes
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A Shoe Room with a View

#269 - A Shoe Room with a View

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 2

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

star 7.25
370 votes
It's Your Party and I'll Crash If I Want To

#270 - It's Your Party and I'll Crash If I Want To

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 10

An employee is killed by a speeding car while trying to cross a busy intersection in front of the store. Dexter K. Roberts, a popular salesman famous for his great parties, is brought in to take over her job. Drew feels left out when everyone leaves to have lunch with Dexter while Drew is in the copy room. Dexter then embarrasses Drew in front of the staff by using him as the guinea pig for his magic tricks. Dexter throws a big party for his co-workers, and even invites Lewis and Oswald. Drew and Mimi are the only ones who do not have invitations. They run into each other at the Warsaw that night and discuss the pain of being outcasts. They become furious and decide to crash the party and ruin everyone's good time. Dexter reveals that he had actually left invitations for Drew in his pockets during the magic trick. However, Mimi was not invited because of her attitude. She wants to trash his house, but Dexter says that he has called the cops and orders her to leave. He pleads

star 7.24
143 votes
The Enabler

#271 - The Enabler

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 15

On Drew's first day as co-manager, he and Wick learn that the store is going out of business. However, a potential new buyer has stepped forward and may agree to save Winfred-Louder. The group's main representative, Lord Mercer, doesn't like Drew; but gets along well with Wick, as they are graduates of the same college. Wick promises to handle the deal himself. Drew does not realize that Wick has resumed drinking until he falls down the stairs at the Warsaw. The buyers are bored with Drew's presentation, and insist on hearing from Wick. He refuses to help unless Drew lets him drink. He charms the buyers and helps win them over. A guilt-ridden Drew wants to take Wick to rehab, but decides that he must let him keep drinking until the deal has been finalized at a cocktail party the next day. Wick gets totally wasted and ends up punching out one of the investors. The deal is called off, until an apologetic Drew confesses to letting the alcoholic Wick drink. Lord Mercer is impres

star 7.22
58 votes
Drew's in a Coma (2)

#272 - Drew's in a Coma (2)

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 15

Drew is left comatose after a car accident. He enjoys a fantasy world where he is surrounded by scantily clad models, dines from pizza trees, and has a makeup-free Mimi as his slave. Meanwhile, his friends hold a bedside vigil. Mimi even kisses him in the hopes that the shock to his system would wake him. The doctor gives him an injection to help him come around, but it doesn't work. Drew insists that he would rather stay in the coma, as it seems much better than his real life. As a last resort, the doctor suggests that they remove him from the respirator. The shock will cause him to either come out of the coma or die. Steve (who has power of attorney) hopes to avoid this option. The gang tries surrounding Drew with familiar things, but there is no change in his condition. After Drew is removed from the respirator, he takes a test to see if he can get into heaven. He learns that he has been accepted. Mimi goes into labor in Drew's room.

star 7.21
91 votes
The Bully You Know

#273 - The Bully You Know

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 4

Wick orders Mimi to begin wearing less make-up and more conservative clothing, as he doesn't want her representing him with her current appearance. When she refuses, Wick banishes her to the archives in the sub-basement. She tries to get revenge by wreaking havoc throughout the store. When Drew accidentally spills beer on a large man at the Warsaw, another man saves him from a fight. He turns out to be Simon, a bully who tormented the gang throughout high school. He apologizes for his actions and seems to have changed his ways. Simon is out of work, so Drew hires him as Wick's new assistant. Simon soon begins pushing everyone around, and even Wick becomes terrified of him. Wick decides to bring back Mimi, regardless of her appearance. He is too afraid to fire Simon, and leaves the task to Drew. Lewis, Oswald and Kate encourage Drew to stand up to Simon, claiming that bullies are really cowards at heart. Although Simon beats him up, Drew manages to fire him. Mimi doesn't wan

star 7.20
123 votes
Kate's Wedding (2)

#274 - Kate's Wedding (2)

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 2

Kate plans to marry Kirk, a fighter pilot whom she has only known for two weeks. They will move to Guam, where he is stationed. He has already been divorced once, and seems to have a predisposition toward cheating on his girlfriends. Drew suddenly decides that he cares about Kate again, and tries to do whatever is necessary to keep her from making a huge mistake. He locks Kate in the basement, but Nicki lets her out. Kate insists that she knows what she is doing. Drew doesn't want to attend her wedding, but shows up to give her away.

star 7.20
30 votes
A Taxing Problem

#275 - A Taxing Problem

Married... with Children Season 4 - Episode 14

After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.

star 7.19
414 votes
Norm vs. Christmas

#276 - Norm vs. Christmas

Norm Season 2 - Episode 12

Norm tries to instill some Christmas cheer into Laurie. Danny shows Taylor how much he likes her by giving her a 5000$ bracelet for Christmas. Laurie accidentally shoots Artie.

star 7.18
38 votes
Still Out of the Loop

#277 - Still Out of the Loop

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 14

Bill tries to become more involved in Lauren's life, but his constant digging into her life only serves to drive her further away.

star 7.17
79 votes
The Man in the Iron Chair

#278 - The Man in the Iron Chair

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 12

Drew tries to keep Kellie away from Daryl, who is confined to a wheelchair after an auto accident and seems to regret the mistakes he made during their marriage. However, Drew ends up looking as though as he is trying to hurt Daryl, and pushes the two closer together. He decides that it isn't the right time to confess his feelings.

star 7.17
24 votes
Still Christmas

#279 - Still Christmas

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 11

Judy is excited to host Christmas in the Miller house for the first time, but her plans are scrapped when Bill's mom insists on having Christmas dinner for the entire family in her tiny apartment. Meanwhile, Linda's good deed for Christmas – making over her helpless co-worker – goes better than planned when her ""patient"" turns out gorgeous and lands a date with a rich lawyer Linda had her eye on.

star 7.17
52 votes
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The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall

#280 - The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 4

In order to become more successful at attracting a new man, Jennifer wants Jack to buy her new breasts. When he refuses, she tries to sell her engagement ring and finds out it is glass and 14 karat goldette, and becomes upset. Jack, against the wishes of Mr. Floppy, decides to sell his autographed baseball in order to buy her a new ring. Jennifer tells him that the ball was really autographed by her mother. Jack and Jennifer have sex at the end of the episode.

star 7.15
47 votes
Drew Live III

#281 - Drew Live III

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 9

Drew awakens to find himself handcuffed to former Cheers star John Ratzenberger in a Tennessee dog pound. John says that he saved Drew from jumping off a bridge in a drunken stupor as he ranted about some terrible thing that he had done. Drew tries to re-trace his steps and figure out what happened. He headed to Nashville for a convention, and Oswald and Lewis tagged along to visit Dollywood. Mimi and Steve used the absent Wick's ticket to take the trip, and decided to have sex on the train. Drew became ill after drinking a beer and stumbled into the wrong cabin. He remembers that Mimi entered the cabin as the train went through the tunnel. Drew finds blue paint all over himself and fears that he had sex with Mimi. Oswald and Lewis tell him that Mimi discovered that it was Drew and left him alone. The Blue Man Group then covered him in paint as part of one of their experiments. Drew discovers that John Ratzenberger drugged his beer and led him to the wrong cabin. He and the

star 7.15
61 votes
Who's the Parent

#282 - Who's the Parent

Living with Fran Season 1 - Episode 6

Allison's new boyfriend Kurt makes alarm bells to go off for both Josh and Riley. So that causes Fran to re-think her trust in Allison's ability to make smart choices when it comes to dating.

star 7.15
34 votes
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Still a Team

#283 - Still a Team

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 10

Bill and Judy search for a pair of tickets to a Rolling Stones concert, but getting them proves to be more difficult than they'd hoped. Meanwhile, they have to put up with Marion expounding on how wonderful she and Fitz's marriage is.

star 7.14
76 votes
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Drew Tries Hot Salsa

#284 - Drew Tries Hot Salsa

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 11

Drew takes salsa lessons in the hopes of learning to dance for his wedding. Kellie gets jealous when he becomes attracted to his instructor. She confesses her feelings to Mimi, who tells her to keep quiet. Drew practices dancing with Kellie and decides that he has a thing for her. He wants to tell her how he feels; but "unfortunately," he doesn't get a chance because her ex-husband, Daryl, barges in on them.

star 7.13
24 votes
The Great Depression

#285 - The Great Depression

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 12

Jennifer is chaperoning Tiffany's spring dance. Tiffany is in charge of planning the dance, and has invested the funds into war-oriented stocks. Unfortunately, peace breaks out and her investments go bad. Jack has to return his new J. Bean wardrobe (that Mr. Floppy says makes him look like a gay-boy) in order to help fund the dance. Jennifer makes Jack help her with and take her to the dance. Ryan ends up with 10 dates because the girlfriends of the football team want to get even with the team for getting a stripper the week before. The theme of the dance is ""The O.J. Trial Under the Stars,"" and Barry wins Queen of the Prom.

star 7.13
8 votes
Two Days of the Condo

#286 - Two Days of the Condo

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 19

Drew cannot afford to get a birthday present for Kellie because he has spent all of his money on an engagement ring. He learns of a condo that is available for free use for the weekend, but only for married couples. Drew mock-proposes to Kellie and asks her to pose as his wife for the weekend. Trouble arises when a man starts hitting on Kellie, leaving Drew jealous.

star 7.12
26 votes
Doubles Trouble

#287 - Doubles Trouble

Dads (2013) Season 1 - Episode 8

When Warner lets Camila be his partner for the Virtual Tennis Tournament, Eli starts to question their friendship.

star 7.11
383 votes
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Picnic of Pain and Peril

#288 - Picnic of Pain and Peril

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 13

After seeing a movie, Jennie takes the family to a picnic to bond. But the picnic trip is soon ruined by gophers, poison ivy, and pesticide.

star 7.11
9 votes
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

#289 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Married... with Children Season 8 - Episode 23

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to "No Ma'am" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

star 7.10
275 votes
Jack Writes Good

#290 - Jack Writes Good

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 19

Jack starts writing stories that are really Floppy's and gets a big break, but later tries doing his own writing.

star 7.10
10 votes
Hoop Dreams

#291 - Hoop Dreams

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 13

After winning $200,000 playing Monopoly, Ryan thinks he might have a future as a business tycoon and starts to act and dress the part. After Amber's father is mauled by a dog, Jennie is chosen to be the speaker for ""Face the Future"" day at Ryan and Tiffany's high school. She guilts the kids into going, and tells Jack that he has to go as well. Unfortunately, it conflicts with his weekly basketball game. Jack leaves notes all over his apartment to remind himself to go, but ends up forgetting anyway.

star 7.09
11 votes
Making the Grade

#292 - Making the Grade

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 9

When Ryan gets all D's and F's on his report card, Jennie says he can't have the car keys until he gets a B, so he makes a deal with Miss Taylor, his Civics teacher. Meanwhile, Jack tries to figure out why Ryan is so dumba nd Tiffany begins to suspect that the mailman is her father.

star 7.09
11 votes
Drew's Dance Party Special

#293 - Drew's Dance Party Special

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 10

The gang learns that its favorite local radio station is going off the air. They decide to have a slumber party at Drew's house and request a bunch of songs. The station has so many requests that the lines are busy for hours. Oswald goes out for beer, but instead goes to the station and pays the D.J. to let him take over. He plays all of his friends' favorite songs.

star 7.09
34 votes
Still Bill Vol. 1

#294 - Still Bill Vol. 1

Still Standing Season 4 - Episode 7

Bill's dad has a new fiance, Joy, with a nine-year-old son, and it's the youngster who starts receiving all of Bill's dad's attention. Meanwhile, Joy irks Judy and Linda with her hyper-optimistic personality.

star 7.08
111 votes
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Drew Takes a Guilt Trip

#295 - Drew Takes a Guilt Trip

The Drew Carey Show Season 8 - Episode 13

After Oswald fails his nursing school exam, Drew feels bad and helps him get a job at the web site. Oswald finds a way to nearly destroy the entire business. He ends up being reassigned to a job that he (sort of) knows how to do--delivering packages. Mimi repeatedly sucks up to Traylor in an attempt to get on her good side after trying to kill her.

star 7.08
26 votes
Mistress Jennie

#296 - Mistress Jennie

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 10

Jennifer goes out with Gavin Drake, ""Picture Framer of the Stars,"" and falls for him because it's the best date she has had so far. Tiffany and Ryan learn that he is a married man at school lunch because he is the father of Chelsea, one of their friends. They tell Jack, and he gets excited because he'll get to crush Jennie by telling her, and it'll be the best thing that has happened to him all year. Mr. Floppy wants him to wait telling her so that he can get gossip about Shannon Doherty out of Gavin. Jack doesn't get to tell her because Gavin asks her to be his mistress. Jeannie seriously considers it, but breaks up with him because it would be too much for her conscience.

star 7.08
13 votes
Norm vs. Jenny

#297 - Norm vs. Jenny

Norm Season 2 - Episode 15

Laurie sets Norm up with a friend of hers who just broke up with a millionaire.

star 7.08
40 votes
Still Our Kids

#298 - Still Our Kids

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 4

Brian and Lauren take jobs at different areas (book store and babysitting) and soon their bond with their bosses provokes jealousy among their parents. Bill and Judy feel overlooked when they realize their children are doing all sort of things with their bosses that they normally wouldn't do – or ever did – with them. Brian learns to like Led Zeppelin and baseball, while Lauren bakes brownies for her boss. All's well for the kids until their dream parents fall through and they realize there are no parents like Bill and Judy.

star 7.07
117 votes
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The Day the Music Died

#299 - The Day the Music Died

The Drew Carey Show Season 2 - Episode 6

Drew, Lewis and Oswald learn that their high school band teacher, Ms. Blankenship, has died. Drew seems to take the news especially hard. He organizes the band to put together one last performance for her, and becomes furious whenever anyone insults Ms. Blankenship. His friends ask for an explanation, and Drew reveals that he lost his virginity to her. He considers the experience to be special. However, he soon learns that the teacher regularly seduced her male pupils. Drew receives another shock when Kate and Oswald confess that they slept together once in high school. Drew feels like a fool because he was unaware of these secrets. Kate tries to cheer him up by proposing a secret of their own. She declares that they should get married if they are both still single by a certain age (which Drew keeps trying to lower).

star 7.05
151 votes
I'm Going to Sweatland

#300 - I'm Going to Sweatland

Married... with Children Season 3 - Episode 2

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

star 7.03
620 votes
Holly's First Job

#301 - Holly's First Job

What I Like About You Season 1 - Episode 16

When Holly sets her sites on buying an expensive sweater, Jeff agrees to hire Holly as a waitress but ultimately regrets his decision when Holly turns the restaurant upside down and even causes the chef to walk out.

star 7.00
98 votes
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Daddy's Little Girl

#302 - Daddy's Little Girl

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 11

Tiffany wants to spend the night at the lake with her friends, including her date Beau. Jack forbids her because he still sees her as a little girl, and does not want her to be taken advantage of. Ryan keeps trying to talk to Jack about his own date, whom he describes as older, an occultist, and criminally insane, but both Jack and Jennifer ignore him. Later, Jack feels about forbidding Tiffany to go, but both Mr. Floppy and Jennifer agree that he made the right decision. Tiffinay then sweet-talks Jack into allowing her to spend the night at the lake. Jennifer gets mad, and they go out in an attempt to retrieve Tiffany

star 7.00
11 votes
A Line in the Sand

#303 - A Line in the Sand

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 8

When the family earns 40,000 frequent flyer miles, Jack wants to go to Las Vegas and Jennie wants to go to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Tiffany gets in a fight with Patty, a cheap girl who Ryan is in love with.

star 7.00
12 votes
Girls Who Wear Glasses

#304 - Girls Who Wear Glasses

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 20

Tiffany isn't the smartest girl in the class anymore when she is put into a smarter class.

star 7.00
11 votes
Norm vs. The Wedding

#305 - Norm vs. The Wedding

Norm Season 2 - Episode 17

Norm crashes Jenny's wedding because he doesn't want her to marry Fitz. He tells her he wants to marry her but he wants to wait until her mother dies. Her mother drugged Norm and locked him in a closet so he couldn't ruin the wedding but Norm kicked a hole through the door to free himself. Jenny told Fitz she didn't love him and she went back to Norm.

star 7.00
39 votes
Drew and the Trail Scouts

#306 - Drew and the Trail Scouts

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 7

Drew agrees to marry Wick and help him get his green card if Wick lets him have his old job. They head for Vermont to get married, and Oswald and Lewis come along to cheer the depressed Drew. During the ceremony, Drew nearly backs out because he realizes that the whole thing is really, really stupid and that he should still be with Kate. He finally agrees to go through with it. While moping in a nearby park, he encounters a scout troop. They prompt him to recall his old scouting days, and encourage him to volunteer to help with a troop. Drew is soon named a scoutmaster, and learns that his predecessor was forced out because the scouts do not allow gays. Drew tries to hide the truth about his marriage to Wick. An INS agent shows up to investigate Drew and Wick while the scout troop is at Drew's house. Drew must either tell the agent the truth and get Wick deported, or give up his scoutmaster duties. He protects Wick, who responds by promoting him to head of personnel.

star 7.00
65 votes
Three Guys, a Girl and a B-Story

#307 - Three Guys, a Girl and a B-Story

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 17

Lewis meets a woman at a Babylon 5 convention and gets a date with her. Oswald gets a date with the same woman, Tracy, when he delivers a package to her house. It is an ice cream maker from Lewis, but Oswald doesn't know this because Lewis wrote his name and address in an alien language from Babylon 5. Drew meets Tracy when she complains to him about the store's reluctance to exchange the broken ice cream maker. He also gets a date with her. The guys are excited to have found possible girlfriends, and have no idea that they are dating the same woman. They seek advice from Kate on how to make a first date special. They follow her suggestions a little too literally and freak out Tracy by each following the same routine (paying everyone at the Warsaw to yell out his name when he enters, pulling out a pocket watch, and singing the Commodores' "Three Times a Lady"). The guys finally run into each other during Drew's date and realize what has happened. Tracy is mortified. Drew late

star 7.00
103 votes
Kate Works for Drew

#308 - Kate Works for Drew

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 14

Mr. Soulard tells Drew that his workload is too heavy, and allows him to hire an assistant. At the same time, Kate loses her job as Mrs. Louder's assistant. Drew claims that he doesn't know of any openings in the store, but Mimi mentions the assistant position so that Drew is forced to hire her. He realizes that it will be a disaster because of Kate's employment record. Kate's draconian methods prove very effective and force employees who had been ignoring Drew's paperwork requests to shape up. However, she quickly goes on a power trip and has the entire store at her mercy. Mr. Wick orders Drew to fire her. After Lewis totals Oswald's car, he tries to make it up to him by entering a contest at a local dealership. The group that stays inside a car the longest will win the vehicle. Lewis convinces Drew to put off firing Kate until after the weekend so that they can all take part in the contest. They develop a rivalry with a group of college kids in the next car. Kate learns sh

star 6.99
100 votes
The Gang Stops Drinking

#309 - The Gang Stops Drinking

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 20

Kate wears an ear piece so that Drew can talk her through an interview with a catering company. She gets the job, and serves the guys some leftovers from her first assignment. They become violently ill, and blame Kate's cooking. However, Steve forces Mimi to confess to lacing a cookie (which Drew believed was a gift from his bosses) with a drug that causes vomiting when ingested with alcohol. The gang cannot drink for two weeks until the drug passes through their systems. Drew and Kate cannot spend any time together because of their busy schedules. He asks her to move in with him, but she believes they are moving too fast. He eventually agrees, and blames his temporary lapse in judgment on the sobriety. Lewis and Oswald begin seeing a pair of recovering alcoholics. After the drug wears off, they must choose between their new girlfriends and alcohol.

star 6.99
97 votes
Bananas (2)

#310 - Bananas (2)

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 27

Kate, Lewis and Oswald search for Drew. Mimi fails to share his whereabouts with Mr. Wick, and gets him to appoint her the new manager of the women's store. Lewis and Oswald learn that Drew is in the institution. Only family is allowed to visit, so they check themselves in as patients so that they can talk to him. Drew plots to escape and reclaim his job. He leaves a message on his machine telling Kate what has happened to the guys and asking her to show up with a van the next day. Although they have stolen the master keys, Oswald and Lewis insist on breaking out by building a bomb and blowing a hole in the wall. Most of the other patients escape with them, but a large patient restrains Drew and keeps him from leaving. Kate doesn't think that he has made it to the van, but Oswald insists otherwise. Drew finally makes it to the store opening in his hospital gown. When he learns that Mimi has taken his job, he loses it and starts seeing everyone as Mimi. He attacks Wick and ha

star 6.99
83 votes
Drew and Kate's First Date

#311 - Drew and Kate's First Date

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 12

For their first date, Drew takes Kate to the planetarium where they first met on a third grade class trip. They compare stories about wild experiences, and Kate recalls picking up a guy at the airport in nothing but a trenchcoat. Drew fears that Kate finds him boring after she falls asleep on the couch with her head on his shoulder during their date. He fears that she will dump him unless he does something exciting on their next date. Drew shows up wearing only a trenchcoat, but Kate doesn't realize that he isn't wearing anything else. She takes him somewhere as a surprise, and Drew thinks that she has something crazy in mind. She instead brings him to a Greek restaurant to dine with her visiting grandparents. Drew manages to hide the fact that he isn't wearing pants, until the restaurant staff carries him around on its shoulders as part of a traditional dance. Kate tells Drew that she fell asleep because she feels comfortable with him. She does not want to rush their relation

star 6.98
65 votes
Drew's Reunion

#312 - Drew's Reunion

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 4

The gang prepares for its high school reunion. Kate plans to spend all of her time with Patrick, a geeky classmate who is now a wealthy computer software magnate. Lewis poses as Bo Derek's driver at the airport and somehow manages to convince her to be his date at the reunion (as long as he doesn't touch her). Oswald hooks up with his old barber shop quartet. The speaker humiliates Drew by pointing out that he is single, still has the same job, and lives in his parents' house. Drew is confused when Kelly, the former head cheerleader, suddenly expresses an interest in him. Bo Derek explains that he is attractive to women because he is a nice, stable guy. Patrick shows up late, so Drew invites everyone back to the house for beer so that Kate can spend more time with him. An attractive woman gets revenge on Oswald for calling her names in high school (when she was fat) and ignoring her after they made out in his basement. Drew discovers that Kelly leads an extremely dysfunctional

star 6.98
105 votes
Retribution

#313 - Retribution

Norm Season 2 - Episode 19

Fitz tries to get even with Norm for stealing Jenny from him by trying to ruin his and Jenny's lives.

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39 votes
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Norm vs. Shelly's Old Flame

#314 - Norm vs. Shelly's Old Flame

Norm Season 3 - Episode 24

After being shocked Norm gains the ability to hear other men's thoughts and he uses it to his advantage when he finds out that an old boyfriend of Shelley's is trying to steal her away from him.

star 6.97
35 votes
Drew's Holiday Punch

#315 - Drew's Holiday Punch

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 13

Drew's parents arrive unexpectedly for Christmas. They assume that Celia is his maid, and he is reluctant to reveal the true nature of their relationship. Celia's son, Chip, shows up at her house in the middle of the night. He has come to visit for the holidays. When Drew comes downstairs in Celia's bathrobe and tries to make conversation, Chip punches him in the face. Drew's parents are horrified when he finally tells them that he and Celia are dating. Celia and Chip come over to Drew's house to have dinner with Drew's parents and Steve. It proves to be a disaster. Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald agree to help Mimi with door-to-door Christmas tree sales after she fires an associate. Kate comes along to help supervise the guys. They make very few sales (aside from Wick buying two trees to get them to go away), and accumulate several fines.

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104 votes
DrugCo

#316 - DrugCo

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 20

Lewis is a finalist for a promotion to head of the janitorial department at DrugCo. Oswald insists on keeping a tanning bed that Kate's uncle in Ireland recently sent them as a belated wedding present. Drew discovers that Speedy is losing his vision because of cataracts. Lewis gets him into an experimental treatment program at DrugCo, but he must stay on the premises for at least a week. Lewis gets the promotion. When he tries to ask his boss about Speedy's status, Mr. Hathaway denies ever seeing Speedy and warns Lewis not to ask questions. Lewis uses his new security clearance to sneak the gang into the building. While searching for Speedy, they encounter many strange things, such as an insect man using the bathroom and a a combination monkey/hippo. Drew finds a silver globe that causes epiphanies when touched, and theorizes that Oswald kept the tanning bed because he still harbors resentment toward Kate. Oswald holds the globe and realizes that he has a fear of abandonment.

star 6.96
73 votes
Be Drew to Your School

#317 - Be Drew to Your School

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 2

Drew is embarrassed after several people who knew him from the Future Leaders of America in high school come to school for Career Day and see him working in the cafeteria. He wonders when his life got off-track. He recalls being ignored by Kate and pantsed by jocks on his first day of high school. Kate blames herself for his misfortune. She reveals that during their sophomore year, she answered a question when she wasn't really listening and inadvertently advised Drew to get black glasses instead of contacts. Drew was then seen as a nerd and received regular beatings. Lewis argues that he is at fault because he introduced Drew to beer during their junior year. Oswald confesses to spilling chocolate milk all over Drew's application to MIT, then replacing the essay with moronic babbling. He didn't tell Drew, who sent in the application. Drew insists that he could have made better decisions, but liked getting attention from the attractive school nurse after each crisis. He comes

star 6.96
67 votes
Drew Goes to the Browns' Game

#318 - Drew Goes to the Browns' Game

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 2

Drew is disappointed when Sharon cannot spend much time with him because of her busy work schedule. Drew's screw-up prevents the gang from getting tickets to the first game by the new Cleveland Browns. Steve wins tickets from a radio station, but elects to take Mimi instead of Drew. Sharon tries to cheer him up by getting him a big screen TV for the game. However, she says that she cannot watch with him because she has to go out of town. Mimi feels that Sharon's gift smacks of guilt, and suggests that she is cheating on Drew. Sharon has left her purse behind, and Drew uncovers evidence that seems to prove Mimi right. Drew confronts Sharon, who seems to have a logical explanation. Lewis convinces the gang to hide out in portable restrooms and sneak into the stadium. They end up spending the night in porta-potties that are left outside the gates. Kate disracts the VIP gate guard, an old classmate who has the hots for her, so that everyone can sneak in. Drew is having a good ti

star 6.95
73 votes
Drew and the Gang Law

#319 - Drew and the Gang Law

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 3

Lewis and Oswald start a web site for Buzz Beer, buybuzzbeer.com. The site helps the business tremendously. Lewis and Oswald hand beer over to minors and are arrested in a sting operation. Drew and Kate are infuriated by their stupidity, as they all get hauled into court. The judge agrees that their gaffe was a simple mistake, and decides to let them go because they are first-time offenders. Unfortunately, Drew backs his car into a police car outside the courthouse. The trunk pops open to reveal all of the Y2K supplies--including a loaded gun. The judge rules that the foursome causes too much trouble together, and uses the provisions of a new anti-gang law to order them to stay apart forever. Oswald has to move back in with his mother, and gets his head stuck in the banister. Everyone becomes extremely bored and lonely. Drew decides to go ahead with plans to hold Kate's birthday party at the Warsaw. All the guests are supposed to be in costume (so that the gang can remain in

star 6.94
77 votes
Drew and the Motorcycle

#320 - Drew and the Motorcycle

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 19

Kate warns the guys to return the life insurance money, but they insist they are only spending the profit and cannot get in trouble. Lewis and Oswald begin to panic when an insurance agent shows up at Drew's house, but she just asks them to sign some forms. She sees Drew on his motorcycle and finds him attractive. He claims to be Kyle, Drew's estranged brother. Drew and Julie begin dating, and he pretends to be a bad boy to impress her. They go to a biker bar, where Drew exchanges insults with the owner, Smelly Mary. She offers her approval, thus winning him the respect of everyone in the bar. Drew receives notice that his death certificate has been revoked, but decides that he wants to leave Drew dead and continue living as Kyle. Lewis and Oswald cut into the original insurance settlement to record an album. They turn to Drew for help, and he must sell his motorcycle. He returns to the biker bar and encounters Mimi. She explains that she heard about Drew's exploits from Sme

star 6.92
119 votes
Steve and Mimi

#321 - Steve and Mimi

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 21

Drew is forced to lay off a slew of workers as Winfred-Louder suffers a financial decline. Drew agrees to let Steve stay at his place after he becomes a victim of the cutbacks. As the gang is helping Steve move in, Mimi comes over with another list of people for Drew to fire. She is impressed with the way Steve looks out of drag, and they flirt. They set up a date, but Steve suggests that they keep it a secret from Drew. Mimi is disappointed when she arrives to find that Steve is wearing a dress, as she assumed that he dressed as a man on dates. They decide to just hang out and be friends. They get along very well, and a shocked Drew comes home to spy them kissing. He keeps his discovery to himself as he tries to deal with it, but later accidentally sees Steve and Mimi having sex in the kitchen. Drew and Mimi bicker and put Steve in the middle of their argument. Mimi ends up storming out. Steve and Mimi both grow extremely depressed. Drew feels bad for Steve and realizes th

star 6.92
71 votes
Drew Pops Something on Kate

#322 - Drew Pops Something on Kate

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 1

Drew decides to ask Kate to marry him, and buys a $6000 engagement ring. Mr. Wick screws up the budget and tells Drew that he must fire one employee before the board meeting, which starts in five minutes. Wick cannot do it himself because he is under investigation for several harassment claims. Drew is poised to fulfill his dream of firing Mimi when she feels the baby kicking. He suffers pangs of guilt and cannot bring himself to let her go. He searches desperately for someone to fire, but everyone has suddenly developed impeccable work habits. When Drew cannot make up his mind, Wick forces all of the employees except Drew to do push-ups. They become testy and demand Drew's firing. He sees his dismissal as opportunity for advancement, and encourages Kate to go after her dream job at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Mimi prevents Drew from getting another job by telling lies whenever a potential employer calls the store. He is afraid to propose to Kate because he doesn't think

star 6.89
99 votes
Drew Goes to Hell

#323 - Drew Goes to Hell

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 18

Mr. Soulard and the board ask Drew to help them hire a regional store manager for Winfred-Louder. Drew inquires about getting a promotion to director of personnel, which has been vacant for years. Mr. Wick asks Drew to recommend him for regional manager (even though he is not qualified), and promises to return the favor by helping him get Wick's old job. Drew is adamantly opposed to the idea, but Kate and Lewis suggest that he show some initiative for a change. Soulard lays off Drew's incredibly efficient new assistant, Malcolm; and tells Drew that he cannot be promoted because they have completely eliminated the position of director of personnel. Drew decides to go along with Wick's plan. Wick plays a dirty trick to take care of Johnson, Drew's main competition for store manager. Drew and the gang celebrate at Wick's hangout, a bar called Hell. After Johnson shows up and makes a scene, an indignant Kate, Lewis and Oswald criticize Drew's actions and storm out. Drew goes to wo

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62 votes
Drew Can't Carey a Tune

#324 - Drew Can't Carey a Tune

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 9

Drew immediately gets off on the wrong foot with Mr. Nichols, his demanding new boss. He tries to suck up to get himself off of Nichols' "crap list." Nichols receives a call asking him to head up fundraising for a new roof for his church. Drew contributes $100 and offers to begin attending services. He volunteers to sing at a church benefit. Although Nichols and the minister are skeptical, Drew insists that he is talented. Oswald, Lewis and Kate lie and vouch for his singing abilities. Drew's performance (with an accordion and knee cymbals) is so embarrassing that Oswald has to pull the fire alarm to save him from being booed off the stage. Drew is hurt when he receives a scathing review in the church newsletter, but thinks that the crowd would have liked him if he had gotten to finish his song. His friends still do not tell him the truth about his singing. Drew goes to the church to confront the reviewer, only to find that it is Nichols' teenage son. Nichols and his son tel

star 6.88
99 votes
Drew and Kate Become Friends

#325 - Drew and Kate Become Friends

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 8

Drew is still devastated by his break-up with Kate. Steve encourages him to move on with his life, and Oswald and Lewis suggest that sleeping with another woman would allow him to get over Kate and go back to just thinking of her as a friend. Mr. Wick moves in with Drew temporarily to keep up appearances for the INS. Oswald and Lewis run into a heartbroken Kate at the Warsaw and tell her about their advice to Drew. She cannot stand the thought of Drew with another woman, especially so soon after the completely implausible demise of their relationship. She races to the house to stop him, only to learn from Wick that Steve has taken Drew out to meet someone. Drew is less than pleased to find that his beautiful date, Jenny, is Mimi's cousin. Mimi forbids Jenny from dating Drew, but she ignores him. Jenny wants to sleep with Drew right away, so they head back to the house. Meanwhile, Kate gets plastered and decides to sleep with Wick. She eventually realizes that this is wrong an

star 6.88
97 votes
Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer

#326 - Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 10

Buzz Beer decides to get a booth at an alcohol expo in the hopes of being chosen for a Beer-of-the-Month club. Oswald forgets to send in the application, so they end up at the lone remaining table--next to an anti-alcohol group that displays giant photographs of diseased livers. Drew and Mimi lecture Lewis and Oswald about their constant screw-ups. Kate suggests that they get some business by giving away free peanuts to customers. Drew and Mimi go with her to borrow a peanut cart, leaving Oswald and Lewis behind to think about their mistakes. They decide to prove themselves by signing out a former circus bear now at DrugCo, who knows how to drink beer. They believe that the novelty will attract customers. Oswald hides the bear in the beer truck when Drew returns home. Lewis and Oswald are distracted for a moment, and the bear steals the truck and starts driving around the neighborhood. Drew and Mimi run out of beer (thereby losing a lot of business) and head out to search for

star 6.88
97 votes
Drew Dates a Senior

#327 - Drew Dates a Senior

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 12

Drew decides to take night school classes to pursue a master's degree after a young man he was mentoring suddenly receives an executive position at Winfred-Louder. When his statistics professor recommends that the students find study partners, Drew pairs with Celia, a 62-year-old woman who is the only other "old person" in the class. They have a good time hanging out at Drew's house after a study session, and soon realize that they are attracted to each other. Celia stays the night, although they do not have sex. Drew's friends mock him after learning of the age difference, but he insists that he really likes Celia. He is puzzled when Celia ignores him in class and says that she doesn't want to see him anymore. Drew shows up at her favorite bingo parlor, and Celia explains that she dumped him because she thought he would eventually become embarrassed by her. Drew proves himself by taking over for the bingo caller and publicly announcing his feelings. Celia agrees to date him.

star 6.87
98 votes
All Work and No Play (1)

#328 - All Work and No Play (1)

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 14

Mr. Wick begins spending more time around Drew's house. He claims that he needs to keep up appearances in case the INS makes a surprise visit. Wick has to sleep over after he injures his ankle while exercising. He borrows a pair of underwear from Drew, and suddenly becomes a really nice guy. He treats employees with kindness and takes Lewis, Kate and Oswald to lunch. Drew is hurt when his friends accept Wick's lunch invitation instead of staying with him. They later join Wick at a British pub, ignoring plans to meet Drew at the Warsaw. Drew accuses Wick of stealing his friends. He throws him out of the house and says that he will end their fake gay marriage. Wick becomes a bigger tyrant than ever at the office, and says that he will not change his ways unless Drew lets him hang out at the house. Wick comes over to pick up his belongings, and pleads for a chance to be friends. Drew is put off by his overbearing personality and wants nothing to do with him. Wick hires a woman

star 6.86
94 votes
Drew and the Singles Union

#329 - Drew and the Singles Union

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 2

A major storm approaches Cleveland. Winfred-Louder employees with families are allowed to leave work early to spend time with their children, but Wick forces the single workers to stay. Drew, Kate, Mimi and other single employees complain about their fate. Drew proposes that they start a union for singles. Mimi agrees, but feels that she should be named president. A tornado approaches, and the group seeks refuge in the store's basement. Wick gets caught in the store when the twister hits. Mimi finds him curled up in a ball on the floor the next day, and takes him to her house. Drew's friends accuse him of starting a singles' union as an excuse to meet women. Larry shows up at Drew's house and warns that the married employees will hurt him if the new union affects their benefits package. Drew appears to be on the verge of winning the union presidency when Mimi suddenly claims that she can get Wick to sign off on new benefits. With their demands now met, the other singles deci

star 6.86
119 votes
Christening

#330 - Christening

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 23

Mimi's cousin Vanessa comes for a visit. Mimi has always hated Vanessa, but now sucks up to her because she is rich. Vanessa and Drew are named the baby's godparents. However, Mimi declares that Vanessa will be the one to actually raise Gus if anything happens to Mimi and Steve. Steve objects, noting Drew's close bond with his nephew. Lewis and Oswald decide to use the store's new portrait studio to get pictures of themselves as astronauts in the hopes of impressing women. They are angry to find that families get a cheaper rate, as they can't afford the individual prices. Steve asks Drew to babysit Gus while he and Mimi are at the church preparing for the christening. Oswald spills tacos on Gus, so Kate and Drew have to take the outfit to the dry cleaners. Lewis and Oswald borrow the baby so that they can get family portrait prices. Drew and Kate go to the church and try to stall. Drew's parents wrap Oswald's rabbit, Commander Bun-Bun, in a blanket and try to pass him off as

star 6.85
120 votes
Red, White and Drew

#331 - Red, White and Drew

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 7

Drew becomes obsessed with getting the city to repair a pothole in front of his house. He supports a ballot measure allocating money for street repairs. When the nearest polling place suffers a fire just before the election, Drew volunteers his house as a replacement. Lewis and Oswald give people beer in exchange for a vote for the measure. Drew arrives home from work to find everyone partying. Aware that he could get in hot water for serving alcohol at a polling place, he tries to break up the gathering. A college student puts out his cigarette in the ballot box and causes the ballots to catch on fire. Oswald and Lewis distract the polling inspector to keep him out while Drew and Kate have everyone re-vote to replace the damaged ballots. The measure is handily defeated in spite of the gang's efforts. Drew ends up trying to repair the pothole himself in the middle of a rainstorm. He eventually agrees with his friends' contention that he is trying to distract himself because h

star 6.83
69 votes
Norm and Shelly

#332 - Norm and Shelly

Norm Season 2 - Episode 7

Norm accidentally tells Shelly he loves her. Laurie's campaign video is inappropriately shown right after the news of Councilman Krantz's death.

star 6.83
40 votes
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Enemies

#333 - Enemies

Married... with Children Season 10 - Episode 22

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

star 6.82
261 votes
Married to a Mob

#334 - Married to a Mob

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 4

Oswald, Lewis and Steve are shocked to learn that Drew is married to both Nicki and Kate. Drew intends to clear up the situation immediately, but puts it off for two weeks. He alternates between wives, telling each woman that he is away in Toledo on business when he isn't with her. Unfortunately for Drew, Mimi finds out what is going on. Drew begs her not to rat on him. He tells her that he loves both women and is abstaining from sex until he can narrow it down to just one wife. Mimi still feels that his behavior is sleazy, and tries to set him up for a fall. Kate calls while Drew is with Nicki, and he ends up having to agree to a dinner with both of them. He tells Nicki that Kate has gone crazy and thinks that she is married to him. He then tells Kate that Nicki has gotten hooked on anti-depressants. He manages to keep them at bay until Kate finds wedding cake in the freezer that says "Drew and Nicki." Oswald and Lewis decide to look for a house because women are turned off

star 6.81
97 votes
Laurie Runs For Office

#335 - Laurie Runs For Office

Norm Season 2 - Episode 6

Laurie runs for public office and Norm tries to help her destroy the opposition.

star 6.81
42 votes
Brotherhood of Man

#336 - Brotherhood of Man

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 27

The leader of the Dutch ownership group announces that he is giving everyone a one-month paid vacation while the store is remodeled – except for Drew.

star 6.80
99 votes
Drew's Stomachache

#337 - Drew's Stomachache

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 10

Kate and Drew prepare to go on their first date. He begins to experience severe stomach pains, which he assumes are the result of stress over Steve and Mimi's upcoming wedding. The pains grow so severe that he has to go to the hospital, and the doctor agrees that the cause is psychological. Kate discovers that Drew feels fine when the wedding is discussed, but cannot handle any mention of their date. She is crushed, and suggests that they back off for a while because she doesn't want to see him in pain. Lewis gives Drew some extra-strong pain pills from DrugCo. He dreams that he has a conversation with his stomach, who tells him that he is subconsciously making himself sick to avoid dating Kate because he is afraid of screwing up the relationship. He advises Drew to just relax. Drew goes to Kate's apartment the next morning. He kisses her and jubilantly announces that he doesn't feel like throwing up. Meanwhile, Mimi and Steve have an interview with her priest as one of the f

star 6.80
64 votes
Bananas (1)

#338 - Bananas (1)

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 26

Drew suggests that Winfred-Louder open a women's store. The board agrees, and Mr. Wick appoints Drew as manager of the new store. Mimi objects, but Wick appeases her by giving her Drew's old job and letting her abuse her power for personal gain. Drew is overwhelmed by the work required to get the store ready for opening, and cannot find any time to sleep. His behavior becomes increasingly erratic. He runs out of the new store site in a panic after the mannequins stage a revolt. Kate suggests that Mimi might be responsible for Drew's problems, but Drew points out that Mimi always brags about her pranks. Drew hears some parrots taunting him from the trees outside his house and throws firecrackers at them. He is apprehended by the police and placed in a sanitarium. The doctor agrees that Drew is not crazy, and that his behavior was the result of stress and sleep deprivation. However, he must be observed for 72 hours and will miss the opening. Mimi visits Drew and admits that sh

star 6.77
96 votes
Drew Carey's Back-to-School Rock 'n' Roll Comedy Hour (1)

#339 - Drew Carey's Back-to-School Rock 'n' Roll Comedy Hour (1)

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 1

The cast and special guests perform comedy sketches with a "back to school" theme. Teenage Drew visits a doctor and learns about his "changing body." A wood shop teacher conducts class, despite the fact that he is just a decapitated head. A sketch parodies the accelerated aging process seen in commercials for milk. Oswald and Lewis try to convince SHeDAISY to hire them as backup singers. Two girls at a slumber party decide to practice kissing on each other. Christa Miller and Jenny McCarthy question the purpose of the sketch after noticing that Drew, John Carroll Lynch and a bunch of pervert crew members are gawking at them. They retaliate by making a sketch in which a buff Abraham Lincoln becomes a stripper and dances for Drew. Oswald tries to impress Jenny with a story about a painful football injury, but the flashback reveals that he was actually a cheerleader. Mimi warns musical guest Smash Mouth not to steal her idea for a speed metal version of Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wr

star 6.77
26 votes
Run

#340 - Run

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 6

Jennie, Ross, and Ryan are sick in bed with colds, and Tiffany has two days until the Alphi Pi Psi party at the local university, where she plans to mingle with the geeks since ""today's big dufus is tomorrow's Bill Gates."" Jennifer calls Jack over so that he can pick up food and tampons, and get the car from the mechanic. Mr. Floppy makes Jack to take him along so that he won't be bored in the apartment, and then convinces Jack to escape to Mexico. Jack turns back home after a ""conscious attack,"" gets yelled at for buying the wrong flavor lollipops, and is stopped from running to Mexico again because he ran out of gas in the driveway. Jack and Jennifer have sex in the front seat of the car at the end.

star 6.77
13 votes
Pilot

#341 - Pilot

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 1

It's been two weeks since Jennifer kicked Jack out of the house, and Ryan only just notices. He's just rented an apartment for himself and Jennifer gives him his pillow, blue quilt, a fork, a knife, and his orange juice glass to take with him. Ross gives him his stuffed bunny, Mr. Floppy. He takes Mr. Floppy to his apartment, and he's so screwed up that Mr. Floppy starts to talk to him. Ryan and Tiffany learn to take advantage of being products of a broken home at school. Jack steals back his high school leather jacket from Jennifer while she is out on a date. She comes over to his apartment because she can't sleep with out him next to her, and they end up having sex.

star 6.76
100 votes
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Still Not the One

#342 - Still Not the One

Still Standing Season 3 - Episode 16

Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill's mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials are put in jeopardy when Louise's ex-husband, Al, wants to stop the wedding and win Louise back. Meanwhile, Linda is disheartened when Perry continues to postpone their wedding due to his music career.

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77 votes
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Drew's Inheritance

#343 - Drew's Inheritance

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 3

Lewis and Oswald get Drew in trouble at the cafeteria by bringing him a beer. Drew grows tired of all the abuse and elects to quit instead of getting fired. He tries to get Mr. Wick to re-hire him, only to find that his cubicle has been replaced by a frozen yogurt machine. Steve tells Drew that their uncle, Cecil, has died. Cecil has left most of his fortune to Bill Gates, but offers smaller amounts to his friends and relatives, provided that they pass certain tests. Steve gets $10,000, but Oswald and Lewis lose out on $5000 each when they are unable to remain silent for 24 hours (they last about five seconds). Cecil had always worried that Drew would end up alone, so he will give him $10,000 if he marries within 72 hours. Drew and Kate try to throw together a ceremony, but realize that it would be making a travesty out of the event. They hire a drunken Santa Claus from the store to pose as a minister and pretend to marry them. They ask Lewis and Oswald to keep quiet about the

star 6.76
66 votes
Y2K, You're Okay

#344 - Y2K, You're Okay

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 1

Doreen, a "little person" who works at the store, chooses Mimi as her idol and begins emulating her dress and behavior. Mimi is a little freaked out, but soon takes to the idea and has Doreen help her play pranks on Drew. Sharon takes note of the fact that Kate can get Drew to do whatever she wants without having to make much of an effort. The store's computers fail a test for Y2K compliance, and a glitch causes excerpts from Drew's diary to appear on all the computer screens. A panicked Drew seeks the aid of the store's computer expert, Hal. He convinces Drew that there will be a massive computer failure and total chaos on New Year's Eve. Drew and the gang ask Sharon to build them a bomb shelter. Lewis carries his life savings ($37,000) around in a garbage bag. Mimi and Doreen print out copies of Drew's diary and sell them at the Warsaw. Sharon discovers that in the passage where Drew described sleeping with her for the first time, he accidentally wrote Kate's name. She conc

star 6.75
76 votes
The Easter Show

#345 - The Easter Show

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 22

Drew gets his car back from the repair shop, but suffers flashbacks to his accident and refuses to drive. Mr. Wick assigns Drew the task of hiring someone to deliver Easter baskets from the store to area children. Drew ignores Wick's objections and hires Oswald, who will enlist the aid of his fellow Global Parcel drivers. Lewis successfully gets the phone number of a woman delivering water to the store. She writes it on his hand, and it gets smeared before he can copy it onto paper. Oswald decides that he will deliver all of the baskets himself so that he can keep all of the money. He takes the baskets down to the basement, and all of the chocolate bunnies melt after he turns up the heat. Drew must find a solution or face repercussions at work. Oswald tries to make new chocolate bunnies, but there is no time for them to harden. They give the kids "chocolate gravy." Drew continually makes excuses when the gang tries to get him to use his car for some of the deliveries. He fin

star 6.73
93 votes
Drew Live

#346 - Drew Live

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 8

Steve objects to Mimi's plans for a wild bachelorette party at a strip club. They decide to hold their bachelor and bachelorette parties simultaneously at Drew's house. After Drew mentions that he might start dating again, Kate tells Lewis that she is going to make her move. Drew overhears her say that she is going to tell someone she loves him during the party, but doesn't know that she is talking about him. Drew plots to keep Kate away from the guy. He ignores her obvious attempts to talk to him (as well as Lewis's hints) and makes a complete fool of himself. They both decide not to confess their feelings yet.

star 6.73
63 votes
Drew Live II

#347 - Drew Live II

The Drew Carey Show Season 6 - Episode 5

Mr. Wick refuses to let Drew collect unemployment, and keeps saying that he quit even though he was actually fired. An employee objects to Wick's treatment of Drew and gets fired. Drew promises to help him land a new job, and the man offers to give him ten percent of his first month's salary. Drew decides to run an employment agency out of his house, and it proves very successful. Oswald and Lewis express dissatisfaction with their jobs and ask Drew to help them. He believes that he can get both of them work at a new restaurant, only to discover that there is only one opening. Oswald and Lewis are furious, as they have already quit their jobs. They keep pushing Drew to choose between them. Kate suggests that they just go to the restaurant for a tryout. They both fail miserably. Fortunately, Oswald realizes that he never really quit at Global (he went into the wrong office and mooned a blind lady instead of his boss). Lewis returns to DrugCo to beg for his job back.

star 6.73
63 votes
The Whiz Kid

#348 - The Whiz Kid

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 11

When Ryan starts taking urine tests for football players, he gets a lettered jersey and the respect of a football player. Meanwhile, no one notices Tiffany, because of Ryan being on the football team, when she gets the highest SAT scores in the school and becomes a national merrit scholar.

star 6.71
7 votes
The Potato Rebellion

#349 - The Potato Rebellion

Unhappily Ever After Season 3 - Episode 16

Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.

star 6.71
7 votes
Jack The Ripper

#350 - Jack The Ripper

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 5

Since Jack's boss (Jennifer's father) won't give him a car, he decides to buy a moped. Jennifer finally convinces her mother, who came six weeks ago for a two week visit, to go home. As Maureen walks out the door, Jack runs into her with the moped, which of course causes her to continue staying with Jennifer. Jennifer decides that in order to prevent Maureen from suing Jack and getting all of Jennifer's stuff, that Jack should call her ""mom"" (which he has never done). Features a wonderful daydream medley of scenes where Jack imagines killing Maureen at various stages in his life.

star 6.64
14 votes
A Very Special Drew

#351 - A Very Special Drew

The Drew Carey Show Season 5 - Episode 26

The cast laments the show's inability to pick up even a single major Emmy nomination. Hoping to win over Emmy voters, they decide to make a "very special" episode filled with tragedy and controversial issues. Drew and Lewis deliver a homeless woman's baby in the living room. She promptly pulls a gun on them and tries to rob them. Drew responds by buying a gun and making an over-the-top speech about his right to own it. Some latchkey kids move into the neighborhood, and the gang acts irresponsibly around them. Oswald becomes a kleptomaniac. Mimi suffers a recurrence of obsessive-compulsive disorder after losing her clothes in a fire. Wick becomes bulimic. Kate gets a headache, and quickly winds up in the hospital with an incurable illness. Lewis repeatedly makes insensitive comments, and follows each with a spotlit monologue in which he tries to psychoanalyze himself. The doctor gives Drew a medical book and suggests that he might be able to find a cure for Kate...but Drew ca

star 6.64
64 votes
Gift of the Magnovox

#352 - Gift of the Magnovox

Unhappily Ever After Season 1 - Episode 2

After failing to get one of the three VCRs (even the one that requires you to continuously press the ""play"" button) from Jennifer in the divorce, Jack sells his car to an old lady and buys himself a new one. Mr. Floppy gets excited because they can watch porno (Natural Born Hooters). Jennifer gets upset because it's their first marriage anniversary after the break up, and Jack forgets what day it is. Jennifer invites Jack over for dinner and cons him into feeling that they ought to exchange gifts, and he gives her the new VCR, while she gives him the crappy one. Mr. Floppy gets mad at Jack for giving away the new VCR, and Jack makes the mop and pizza box talk to demonstrate that he doesn't need Mr. Floppy.

star 6.61
144 votes
What's Wrong with This Episode II

#353 - What's Wrong with This Episode II

The Drew Carey Show Season 4 - Episode 22

While Steve and Drew are getting their hair cut, their longtime barber suddenly dies of a heart attack. Drew plans to throw a party for his parents' 45th wedding anniversary, but his mother comes to town a week early. The gang is just about to leave for Phil's funeral when she arrives. Beulah is visibly shaken by news of his death, and insists on coming along. She had lunch with Phil whenever she was in town. Oswald, Kate and Lewis notice Beulah giving a kiss to Phil's corpse, and also witness a nasty exchange with the widow. They suspect that Beulah had an affair with Phil. Drew doesn't believe this, but remembers once seeing Beulah and Phil go off to the back room of the barber shop after she came to pick up the boys. Drew accuses his mother of betraying his father, and doesn't want to attend the anniversary party. Steve tells him that George actually had an affair with Phil's wife; Beulah and Phil just became friends while discussing their mutual problems. The Careys thoug

star 6.61
62 votes
Top of the Heap

#354 - Top of the Heap

Married... with Children Season 5 - Episode 20

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

star 6.61
315 votes
Drew's Brother

#355 - Drew's Brother

The Drew Carey Show Season 3 - Episode 9

Drew's older brother Steve makes a surprise visit. He reveals that he has recently lost his job and gone through a broken engagement, and asks to stay with Drew for a while. Lewis dislikes Steve because of a prank he once played on him. Kate convinces Drew to hire Steve for the opening in the store's cosmetics department. He reluctantly agrees after they both promise to stay out of trouble. Drew asks Mr. Wick to pretend to fire Steve on his first day. When they go down to the floor to carry out the joke, Drew discovers that Steve is wearing a wig and women's clothing. He reveals that he is a cross-dresser. Wick orders Drew to fire Steve immediately. Drew is shocked by his brother's news, but decides to stand up for him. He feels that the customers won't even realize that Steve is a man, as Wick initially mistook him for a woman. He dresses up four men on the sales floor as women and challenges Wick to find one of them. If he is correct, he can fire Steve and have Drew's poo

star 6.57
77 votes
Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

#356 - Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

Off Centre Season 1 - Episode 4

On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women in favor of being faithful to Liz, who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Chau gets angry at Euan for constantly stealing prospective dates.

star 6.57
37 votes
Drew Gets Out of the Nuthouse

#357 - Drew Gets Out of the Nuthouse

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 3

Drew is finally released from the mental institution. On the day of his release, he runs into Nicki at the Warsaw. She reveals that she is divorced, and feels she made a mistake in letting Drew go. Kate worries that Nicki is going to hurt Drew again. Kate, Lewis and Oswald try to create a distraction to help Drew get away, but he assures them that he is all right. After his friends leave, Drew suddenly proposes to Nicki. She accepts, and they marry in Pennsylvania. Drew's friends cannot find him for several days. Kate admits to Lewis and Oswald that it made her very jealous to see Drew with Nicki. She realizes that she still loves him. She calls Drew on his cell phone and arranges to meet him at a bar near City Hall. Drew returns home with Nicki and announces their marriage. He leaves to meet Kate before Lewis and Oswald can warn him of her intentions. She proposes to Drew, who immediately accepts. Meanwhile, Steve refuses to forgive Mimi for driving his brother insane.

star 6.50
98 votes
Radio Free Trumaine

#358 - Radio Free Trumaine

Married... with Children Season 9 - Episode 24

In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

star 6.43
332 votes
Zit Could Happen to You

#359 - Zit Could Happen to You

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 2

When Tiffany gets a zit and Ryan sets the scale to ten pounds more than normal, Tiffany tries to develop a personality and Jennie starts jogging. Jennie becomes Vicky Vixen on the Internet, and Ryan finds that Vicki Vixen has the hots for him.

star 6.32
40 votes
Rock Star

#360 - Rock Star

Unhappily Ever After Season 2 - Episode 5

When Jennie gets a date with Ray Paul Jones, her teen crush, she gives Jack the right to fantasize about a celebrity. Jack picks Cindy Crawford and gets arrested for stalking her.

star 6.28
39 votes
Still Our Little Boy

#361 - Still Our Little Boy

Still Standing Season 2 - Episode 7

Brian is stinking pretty bad, so Bill tries to teach him how to live with ""the Millers sweats."" Turns out Brian has been skipping shower after gym because he feels different from the other guys. Afraid Bill might have given him wrong advice, Judy tries to interfere and Brian reveals that he has ""bigger"" problems. He's angry at Bill for telling his secret to everyone so Bill reveals some of his most embarrassing moments to make up for it – only he didn't know all his friends were hidden in the living room for his surprise birthday party.

star 6.25
90 votes
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Drew Carey's Back-to-School Rock 'n' Roll Comedy Hour (2)

#362 - Drew Carey's Back-to-School Rock 'n' Roll Comedy Hour (2)

The Drew Carey Show Season 7 - Episode 2

Drew hosts a film about the dangers of cooties. Another film shows girls how cheerleading can help them later in life. Mimi bothers Uncle Kracker for help with a crossword puzzle. A clueless police officer goes undercover while still wearing his uniform. Peter Frampton recalls his past romance with Mimi. A talking zit gives a young man questionable dating advice. Mimi tries to convince Sugar Ray to stay over at her place after the show. Drew compliments teachers, with the exception of his elementary school teacher, Ms. Freeman. He boasts that math isn't necessary in life, only to miss out on a party because Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray tells him the location in the form of a story problem.

star 5.53
15 votes
Pilot

#363 - Pilot

Rel Season 1 - Episode 1

A newly single father attempts to make a new start in life on the West Side of Chicago with the assistance of his best friend, younger brother and father.

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0 votes
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Laundry Room

#364 - Laundry Room

Rel Season 1 - Episode 2

Rel finds the motivation to get off the couch and invites his Dad, Brittany and Nat to brunch. But his big plans are placed on hold when all of his clothes are held hostage in his laundry room by a local gang.

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One Night Stand

#365 - One Night Stand

Rel Season 1 - Episode 4

Just when Rel thinks he can't possibly move on from his ex-wife, he gets hit with a pleasant surprise. But after getting in way over his head, he ends up taking some good advice from Brittany.

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Halloween

#366 - Halloween

Rel Season 1 - Episode 5

Rel, Nat, Brittany and Dad get together to watch a scary zombie movie around Halloween night. The film, titled "Frederick Douglass: Zombie Slayer," is not what anyone expected and sparks a lot of controversy amongst the group.

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Windy City Politics

#367 - Windy City Politics

Rel Season 1 - Episode 6

Nat lands himself a job and gets the second chance he's been hoping for since doing his time in prison. His excitement comes to a halt when his superior acts inappropriately towards him. Without hesitation, Rel and Brittany try to come to his rescue.

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Blizzard

#368 - Blizzard

Rel Season 1 - Episode 8

Rel meets a new friend when he gets stuck at the hospital in the midst of a blizzard. Across town, Brittany and Nat get snowed in at a bar, along with Brittany's emotional ex-boyfriend.

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Brittany's Mom

#369 - Brittany's Mom

Rel Season 1 - Episode 9

Brittany's estranged mom shows up unexpectedly in hopes of being reunited with her daughter. Rel convinces Brittany to give her a second chance, but Brittany isn't sure her mom is the changed woman she claims to be.

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Hate & Hip Hop

#370 - Hate & Hip Hop

Rel Season 1 - Episode 10

One of Rel's patients is prejudiced and Rel is conflicted on how to behave as his attending nurse. Meanwhile, Brittany, Nat and Dad hang out at Frances', where everyone is obsessing over Brittany's ex-boyfriend's awful new rap song.

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Mom

#371 - Mom

Rel Season 1 - Episode 11

In an attempt to make peace with his mother's death, Rel sees a therapist. Meanwhile, Dad tries to honor her passing by "celebrating," but has a hard time keeping it all together.

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Cleveland

#372 - Cleveland

Rel Season 1 - Episode 12

Rel takes a trip to Cleveland after hearing his daughter got into some trouble at school. Meanwhile in Chicago, Brittany helps Nat with some goal-setting, by making him create a vision board.

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We Can Work It Out

#373 - We Can Work It Out

Rita Rocks Season 1 - Episode 20

Rita gets a promotion at work and makes the tough decision that she will have to quit the band to keep up with her hectic schedule. But when Jay and the girls start noticing that Rita isn't the same without her music, they try to get her to prioritize.

star 0.00
0 votes