The BEST Episodes of George Lopez
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 25, 2020
Network: ABC (US)
George Lopez is a guy who has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became the plant manager at an L.A. airplane parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job including mergers, vandals and even a Presidential visit -- with his sense of humor intact. Though his affable and loyal friend and leader, Ernie (Valente Rodriguez), and former compadres on the floor consider him a buddy, they continue to rib him and have their fun with his new found position of power. Dealing with his tough and acerbic but loving mother, Benny (Belita Moreno), while sifting through her vast assortment of lies about his childhood, and maintaining a civil relationship presents a constant challenge, both at work and at home. Fortunately George's devoted wife, Angie (Constance Marie), possesses the patience of a saint and copes surprisingly well with Benny's questionable behavior and insensitive wisecracks, and with George's freewheeling approach to parenthood. Her recent suc
#1 - George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired Mar 15, 2006
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
#2 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired May 21, 2004
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.
#3 - George Keeps Truant to Himself
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired Feb 1, 2006
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
#4 - George's Dog Days of Bummer
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 12, 2005
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
#5 - Long Time No See
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired May 14, 2003
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.
#6 - George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 9, 2005
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
#7 - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 15, 2006
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
#8 - I Only Have Eyes for You
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired Apr 23, 2003
Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to bebeaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.
#9 - George Negoti-ate It
Season 4 - Episode 24 - Aired May 17, 2005
George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma maters and a minor league baseball recruiter approaches him for a contract. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
#10 - George Drives the Batmobile
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 19, 2005
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
#11 - Profiles in Courage
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired Mar 12, 2003
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker. George must decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical.
#12 - George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired May 3, 2005
George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
#13 - George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired Mar 22, 2006
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
#14 - George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 11, 2007
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
#15 - George's Grand Slam
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired Mar 8, 2005
With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.
#16 - The Valentine's Day Massacre
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Feb 5, 2003
When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the entire family to look at the mural - only to find out it will soon be torn down - the truth comes out about the origins of the mural.
#17 - George to the Third Power
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired Jan 25, 2005
When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
#18 - George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 5, 2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
#19 - George Watcha's Out For Jason
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired Mar 1, 2005
When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.
#20 - What George Doesn't Noah (1)
Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired May 21, 2004
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
#21 - George Testi-Lies for Benny
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 14, 2007
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
#22 - George vs. George
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Feb 26, 2003
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number and father. It is George's half brother. He says he came from a poor family and has no money, and dropped out of high school. But the bank calls and syas Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money. He understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George gets up, picks the phone up, and hangs it up.
#23 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 27, 2002
After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. But George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.
#24 - Girl Fight
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 12, 2003
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong-prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense.
#25 - George Needs Anchor Management
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired Mar 29, 2005
When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.