The BEST episodes of George Lopez

Every episode of George Lopez ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of George Lopez!

George Lopez is a guy who has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became the plant manager at an L.A. airplane parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job including mergers, vandals and even a Presidential visit -- with his sense of humor intact. Though his affable and loyal friend and leader, Ernie (Valente Rodriguez), and former compadres on the floor consider him a buddy, they continue to rib him and have their fun with his new found position of power. Dealing with his tough and acerbic but loving mother, Benny (Belita Moreno), while sifting through her vast assortment of lies about his childhood, and maintaining a civil relationship presents a constant challenge, both at work and at home. Fortunately George's devoted wife, Angie (Constance Marie), possesses the patience of a saint and copes surprisingly well with Benny's questionable behavior and insensitive wisecracks, and with George's freewheeling approach to parenthood. Her recent suc

Last Updated: 11/18/2022Network:ABC (US)
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Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
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9.15
13 votes

#1 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 5/21/2004

George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
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9.09
23 votes

#2 - George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2006

George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.

Directors: Sheldon Epps
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George's Dog Days of Bummer
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8.89
27 votes

#3 - George's Dog Days of Bummer

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2005

George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
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8.85
26 votes

#4 - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2006

George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.

Directors: Bob Koherr
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Long Time No See
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8.79
34 votes

#5 - Long Time No See

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/2003

After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Why You Crying?
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8.73
37 votes

#6 - Why You Crying?

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/9/2004

George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Jim Hope
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George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
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8.73
22 votes

#7 - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2005

George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
Writer: Rick Nyholm
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George Watcha's Out For Jason
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8.72
25 votes

#8 - George Watcha's Out For Jason

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/1/2005

When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
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George to the Third Power
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8.70
20 votes

#9 - George to the Third Power

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/25/2005

When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Writer: George Lopez
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George Stare-oids Down Jason
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8.69
26 votes

#10 - George Stare-oids Down Jason

Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/10/2005

When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
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8.65
23 votes

#11 - George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/22/2006

George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.

Directors: Katy Garretson
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
You Dropped a Mom on Me
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8.65
20 votes

#12 - You Dropped a Mom on Me

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2005

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
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8.64
22 votes

#13 - George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/3/2005

George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.

Watch Now:iTunes
George Testi-Lies for Benny
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8.62
29 votes

#14 - George Testi-Lies for Benny

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/14/2007

Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.

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George Gets Assisterance
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8.60
25 votes

#15 - George Gets Assisterance

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/1/2005

When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
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8.60
35 votes

#16 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/21/2003

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Directors: John Pasquin
Watch Now:Amazon
George Drives the Batmobile
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8.59
29 votes

#17 - George Drives the Batmobile

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2005

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.

Directors: Bob Koherr
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George Needs Anchor Management
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8.58
24 votes

#18 - George Needs Anchor Management

Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2005

When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Rick Nyholm
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
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8.56
27 votes

#19 - George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2005

A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.

Directors: Victor Gonzalez
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George's Relatively Bad Idea
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8.52
21 votes

#20 - George's Relatively Bad Idea

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/12/2005

George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes
star
8.52
27 votes

#21 - George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/14/2007

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

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George vs. George
star
8.52
33 votes

#22 - George vs. George

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/26/2003

George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number and father. It is George's half brother. He says he came from a poor family and has no money, and dropped out of high school. But the bank calls and syas Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money. He understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George gets up, picks the phone up, and hangs it up.

Directors: John Pasquin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
star
8.50
20 votes

#23 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2003

In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Rick Nyholm
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Mementos
star
8.48
27 votes

#24 - Mementos

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/28/2003

George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

Directors: John Pasquin
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
star
8.48
48 votes

#25 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/27/2002

After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. But George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.

Directors: Barnet Kellman
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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