The BEST episodes of George Lopez
Every episode of George Lopez ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of George Lopez!
George Lopez is a guy who has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became the plant manager at an L.A. airplane parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job including mergers, vandals and even a Presidential visit -- with his sense of humor intact. Though his affable and loyal friend and leader, Ernie (Valente Rodriguez), and former compadres on the floor consider him a buddy, they continue to rib him and have their fun with his new found position of power. Dealing with his tough and acerbic but loving mother, Benny (Belita Moreno), while sifting through her vast assortment of lies about his childhood, and maintaining a civil relationship presents a constant challenge, both at work and at home. Fortunately George's devoted wife, Angie (Constance Marie), possesses the patience of a saint and copes surprisingly well with Benny's questionable behavior and insensitive wisecracks, and with George's freewheeling approach to parenthood. Her recent suc
#1 - George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2006
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
#2 - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2006
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
#3 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 5/21/2004
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.
#4 - George's Dog Days of Bummer
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2005
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
#5 - George Watcha's Out For Jason
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/1/2005
When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.
#6 - Long Time No See
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/2003
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.
#7 - George Stare-oids Down Jason
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/10/2005
When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.
#8 - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2005
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
#9 - George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2005
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
#10 - George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/22/2006
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
#11 - George Drives the Batmobile
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2005
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
#13 - George to the Third Power
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/25/2005
When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
#14 - George Gets Assisterance
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/1/2005
When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.
#15 - George's Relatively Bad Idea
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/12/2005
George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.
#16 - You Dropped a Mom on Me
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
#17 - George Needs Anchor Management
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2005
When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.
#18 - George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/3/2005
George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
#19 - George vs. George
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/26/2003
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number and father. It is George's half brother. He says he came from a poor family and has no money, and dropped out of high school. But the bank calls and syas Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money. He understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George gets up, picks the phone up, and hangs it up.
#20 - George Negoti-ate It
Season 4 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/2005
George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma maters and a minor league baseball recruiter approaches him for a contract. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
#21 - Why You Crying?
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/9/2004
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
#22 - George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
#24 - Girl Fight
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/2003
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong-prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense.
#25 - The Simple Life
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/16/2004
When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.