The BEST episodes of George Lopez season 3

Every episode of George Lopez season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of George Lopez season 3!

George Lopez is a guy who has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became the plant manager at an L.A. airplane parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job including mergers, vandals and even a Presidential visit -- with his sense of humor intact. Though his affable and loyal friend and leader, Ernie (Valente Rodriguez), and former compadres on the floor consider him a buddy, they continue to rib him and have their fun with his new found position of power. Dealing with his tough and acerbic but loving mother, Benny (Belita Moreno), while sifting through her vast assortment of lies about his childhood, and maintaining a civil relationship presents a constant challenge, both at work and at home. Fortunately George's devoted wife, Angie (Constance Marie), possesses the patience of a saint and copes surprisingly well with Benny's questionable behavior and insensitive wisecracks, and with George's freewheeling approach to parenthood. Her recent suc

Last Updated: 11/5/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
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Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
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8.72
18 votes

#1 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 5/21/2004

George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Why You Crying?
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8.37
46 votes

#2 - Why You Crying?

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/9/2004

George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Jim Hope
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Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
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8.28
43 votes

#3 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/21/2003

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Fishing Cubans
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8.24
41 votes

#4 - Fishing Cubans

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/14/2003

This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

Directors: John Pasquin
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What George Doesn't Noah (1)
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8.22
27 votes

#5 - What George Doesn't Noah (1)

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 5/21/2004

When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Bachelor Party
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8.21
33 votes

#6 - Bachelor Party

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/7/2004

Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Rick Nyholm
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She Drives Me Crazy
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8.21
34 votes

#7 - She Drives Me Crazy

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/16/2004

After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
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8.15
26 votes

#8 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2003

In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Rick Nyholm
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The Cuban Missus Crisis
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8.15
47 votes

#9 - The Cuban Missus Crisis

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2003

Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Mementos
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8.14
36 votes

#10 - Mementos

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/28/2003

George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

Directors: John Pasquin
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George Goes to Disneyland
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8.03
36 votes

#11 - George Goes to Disneyland

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 4/30/2004

When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: George Lopez
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The Trouble with Ricky
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7.97
37 votes

#12 - The Trouble with Ricky

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/23/2004

When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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No One Gets Out Alive
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7.85
48 votes

#13 - No One Gets Out Alive

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/2003

The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Wrecking Ball
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7.83
30 votes

#14 - Wrecking Ball

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/14/2004

Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

Directors: Don Scardino
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The Art of Boxing
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7.80
35 votes

#15 - The Art of Boxing

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/26/2004

Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Jim Hope
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Carmen's Dating
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7.80
40 votes

#16 - Carmen's Dating

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2003

Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Rachel Sweet
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Christmas Punch
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7.80
44 votes

#17 - Christmas Punch

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/2003

At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Jim Hope
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George's House of Cards
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7.79
34 votes

#18 - George's House of Cards

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/2/2004

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
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7.78
50 votes

#19 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2003

George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

Directors: John Pasquin
Writer: Rick Nyholm
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Feel the Burn
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7.78
36 votes

#20 - Feel the Burn

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2003

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Split Decision
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7.70
46 votes

#21 - Split Decision

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2003

Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Dance Fever
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7.68
31 votes

#22 - Dance Fever

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/9/2004

After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Bringing Home the Bacon
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7.63
41 votes

#23 - Bringing Home the Bacon

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/2003

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

Directors: John Pasquin
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Benny and Randy
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7.57
37 votes

#24 - Benny and Randy

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2004

George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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God Needles George
star
7.55
33 votes

#25 - God Needles George

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2004

George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

Directors: John Pasquin
Watch Now:Apple TV