The WORST episodes of George Lopez
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
George Lopez is a guy who has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became the plant manager at an L.A. airplane parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job including mergers, vandals and even a Presidential visit -- with his sense of humor intact. Though his affable and loyal friend and leader, Ernie (Valente Rodriguez), and former compadres on the floor consider him a buddy, they continue to rib him and have their fun with his new found position of power. Dealing with his tough and acerbic but loving mother, Benny (Belita Moreno), while sifting through her vast assortment of lies about his childhood, and maintaining a civil relationship presents a constant challenge, both at work and at home. Fortunately George's devoted wife, Angie (Constance Marie), possesses the patience of a saint and copes surprisingly well with Benny's questionable behavior and insensitive wisecracks, and with George's freewheeling approach to parenthood. Her recent suc
#1 - George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/2006
Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
#2 - George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2006
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
#3 - George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/24/2007
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begins looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
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#4 - George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2006
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
#5 - Jason Tutors Max
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2004
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
#6 - George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/2005
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
#7 - George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/14/2005
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
#8 - George of the Rings
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2004
After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.
#9 - E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/2004
When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job.
#10 - Weekend at Benny's
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/2004
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
#11 - George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/24/2007
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
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#12 - George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2005
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
#13 - George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Season 6 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/1/2007
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
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#14 - Max's Big Adventure
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/17/2002
Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.
#15 - Benny and Randy
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2004
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
#16 - Landlord Almighty
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2004
When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge.
#17 - Bringing Home the Bacon
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/2003
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.
#18 - Happy Birthdays
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/10/2002
Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.
#19 - Leave It To Lopez
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/2004
When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.
#20 - God Needles George
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2004
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
#21 - The Show Dyslexic
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2002
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
#22 - Split Decision
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2003
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.
#23 - Home Sweet Homeschool
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2004
When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.
#24 - Token of Unappreciation
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/9/2002
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
#25 - Curious George
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/3/2002
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George then goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his overprotectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.