The WORST episodes of Unhappily Ever After
Every episode of Unhappily Ever After ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Unhappily Ever After!
Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.
#1 - Sorority Girl
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1997
To join a sorority, Tiffany and Amber have to be slaves to Ryan. Ryan doesn't notice that his sorority is gay. Seeing Ryan and Tiffany enjoying college, Jack puts down that he is a college graduate on his resume and he becomes a doctor and an accountant.
#2 - Triple Play
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/22/1998
After making an unassisted triple play in baseball, Ryan starts starring in many commercials and making some money and fame along the way.
#3 - Let's Get Ready to Rum Ball
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/1998
When Tiffany goes on a weekend ski trip and wakes up in bed and tied up with her skies, she decides to think back to what happen, while Ryan says that he beated up the Abominal Snowman and while Ross witnesses Jack and Jeannie having a high old time while Tiffany and Ryan were away.
#4 - Teacher's Pet
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1998
Ryan's career aptitude test reveals that he should be a teacher, so he becomes the student teacher in Ross's class. Ryan accidentally kills Ross's teacher, Mr. Moss, by stabbing him with scissors so he takes over the class. Ross's girlfriend, a twelve-year-old named Kitty, has a crush on Ryan so Ryan has Tiffany pretend to be his girlfriend.
#5 - Chaste Makes Waste
Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/1998
Tiffany plans on losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, but she finds he is saving himself for marriage.
#6 - Undercover Cheerleader
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/18/1998
After writing a report on Ryan cheating on a test, Tiffany decides to go under cover as a cheerleader in order to expose them for her paper.
#7 - Ryan's Labour Lost
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/11/1998
Ryan must work as the night janitor to pay off a school computer he destroyed. He finds the answers to an exam in the trash can and starts selling them to other students.
#8 - Teacher of the Year
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1997
Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.
#9 - The One Kevin's Directing
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/23/1997
Barbara, the attractive new girl at Northridge Junior Colege who is a network executive, flirts with Jack. Jennie and Tiffany tell Jack to flirt back so that they can get a network meeting.
#10 - Little Miss Perfect
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1997
Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.
#11 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1997
When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.
#12 - Cyber-Tiffany
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/1997
Tiffany is arrested when Ryan uses her name and picture for his cyber sex internet scam.
#13 - Ryan, Vampire Slayer
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/1997
After being denied by Bunny Mufflewits for a date, Ryan gets the mark to be a vampire slayer and uses Tiffany and Ross for bait.
#14 - Tiffany's Birthday
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/26/1998
When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.
#15 - We Got Next
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1997
Mindy, a girl on the basketball team with a crush on Ryan, beats him in basketball. Ryan is embarassed when Mindy tells the whole school, so he challenges her to a rematch with his school watching.
#16 - Exorcising Jennie
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1997
When Jennie's ghost continues to pester the family, they call Father Guido Sarducci to perform and excorcism.
#17 - The Ghost and Mr. Malloy
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1997
Guy Macaroon tells the family that Jennie has died by falling asleep on a tanning machine. So the family must give her a good funeral to stop her ghost from pestering them.
#18 - Experimenting in College
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1997
For a project, the class must find what the opposite sex wants. For her project, Tiffany pretends to be stupid around a guy. Ryan begis acting like a girl for his.
#19 - Hot Off the Presses
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1997
When Tiffany gets to be the gossip writer for the school newspaper, she writes a story about Mr. Monteleone loving sheep.
#20 - The Joy of Meat
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/1997
Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.
#21 - College!
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/1997
Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
#22 - Shampoo
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1997
Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
#23 - Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/1997
Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.
#24 - From Russia with Love
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/1997
Ryan gets a mail order bride.
#25 - B-Minus Blues
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/1997
Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.