The BEST episodes written by Kevin Curran

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
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7.84
509 votes

#1 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 9

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

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Who'll Stop the Rain?
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7.75
439 votes

#2 - Who'll Stop the Rain?

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 13

Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

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You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
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7.69
477 votes

#3 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 17

Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

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England Show (3)
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7.66
234 votes

#4 - England Show (3)

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 26

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

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Don't Fear the Roofer
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7.55
1024 votes

#5 - Don't Fear the Roofer

The Simpsons - Season 16 - Episode 16

Homer meets a new friend, Ray the Roofer, but gets confined to a mental institution when his friends and family believe he made him up.

Treehouse of Horror XIII
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7.53
1657 votes

#6 - Treehouse of Horror XIII

The Simpsons - Season 14 - Episode 1

In "Send in the Clones," Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones. In "The Right to Keep and Scare Harms," zombie cowboys come back from the dead after Springfield bans guns. In "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," the Simpsons take a vacation on an island where Dr. Hibbert can turn people into animals.

The Mystery of Skull Island
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7.53
320 votes

#7 - The Mystery of Skull Island

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 14

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

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'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
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7.52
268 votes

#8 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Married... with Children - Season 7 - Episode 23

Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

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Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers
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7.48
380 votes

#9 - Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 18

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

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Rain Girl
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7.46
379 votes

#10 - Rain Girl

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 21

Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.

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She's Having My Baby (2)
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7.39
327 votes

#11 - She's Having My Baby (2)

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 2

Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.

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My Big Fat Geek Wedding
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7.38
1056 votes

#12 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding

The Simpsons - Season 15 - Episode 17

Principal Seymour Skinner and Ms. Edna Krabappel are finally getting married. Edna has a great bachelorette party at the Simpson house, featuring Duffman and a top-less Chief Wiggum; meanwhile at Seymour's bachelor party at Moe's, he confesses to Homer the fact that he is getting cold feet. When the actual event is about to occur, Edna has second thoughts; feeling that Seymour has never been on board with this whole idea all along. Edna runs from the ceremony. Unknowingly both Homer and Marge are each with the pair in an attempt to get them back together. The attempt fails when the state of Homer and Marge's own marriage gets in the way. Edna returns a gift to the Comic Book Guy. She becomes charmed by his banter and agrees to accompany him to lunch. Homer tries having Seymour serenade Edna, but they discover she's seeing Comic Book Guy. The family goes to Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con to try to keep Edna from making a big mistake. After seeing Futurama creator Matt Groening, they find Edna being proposed to by a Klingon clad Comic Book Guy. Seymour enters wearing a Catwoman outfit and begins battling Comic Book Guy. Edna stops the fight, and tells the pair that neither man is for her. Now Homer must make some amends to Marge to keep his marriage together.

If Al Had a Hammer
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7.28
452 votes

#13 - If Al Had a Hammer

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 3

Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.

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We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
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7.27
1300 votes

#14 - We're on the Road to D'ohwhere

The Simpsons - Season 17 - Episode 11

Bart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves they find in the valve room the chain reaction causes chaos throughout the school. Bart is caught and Skinner wants to send him to a discipline camp in Oregon. When Bart can’t fly there alone, Homer has to drive him there himself and that is going to cause him to miss the trip to Las Vegas that Moe is sponsoring for all his regular customers. While the boys are gone, Marge and Lisa take some of the boys' old stuff and hold a yard sale, but the only things that sell well are their old medications and that gets her into bit of trouble.

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The Wife Aquatic
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7.18
1076 votes

#15 - The Wife Aquatic

The Simpsons - Season 18 - Episode 10

Homer surprises Marge with a visit to her favorite childhood vacation spot: an island called Barnacle Bay. But when the family arrives, they are shocked to discover Barnacle Bay’s tourism and economy has been decimated by the disappearance of the local delicacy, the “Yum-Yum” fish. After causing some major damage to the boardwalk, Homer is forced to join a fishing crew to work off his debt and a parody of The Perfect Storm ensues.

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I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
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7.18
1175 votes

#16 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can

The Simpsons - Season 14 - Episode 12

Lisa participates in the Spellympics, but Homer is busy traveling cross-country as Krusty Burger test-markets a new sandwich. Lisa is confident that she will win until she learns that the contest is rigged against her.

Rednecks and Broomsticks
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7.17
2293 votes

#17 - Rednecks and Broomsticks

The Simpsons - Season 21 - Episode 7

After getting lost in a game of hide-and-seek, Lisa wanders into the field and discovers three teenage girls who are practising Wiccans. Though she is sceptical of their spells, the girls assure Lisa that they never hurt anyone and ask her to join their coven. Just before Lisa is inducted into their pact, Chief Wiggum arrives and arrests the three girls for witchcraft and Lisa becomes the star witness in the trial.

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How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?
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7.12
3198 votes

#18 - How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?

The Simpsons - Season 22 - Episode 7

Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santa's Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss. Worried that Bart needs some help getting over the loss, Marge and Homer take him to a therapy session with Dr. Thurston, who advises that the only cure for Bart’s blues is to give away the family dog, but when the Simpsons visit the pup’s new home, a shock causes them to rethink their decision.

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't
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7.11
1012 votes

#19 - Homer Is Where the Art Isn't

The Simpsons - Season 29 - Episode 12

When Homer is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting, only a detective from the 1970s can clear his name, or send him to jail. It's a classic impossible mystery.

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
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7.07
3301 votes

#20 - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes

The Simpsons - Season 20 - Episode 1

Bounty hunter Ned is forced to scrap his partnership with Homer when the hapless layabout skips bail, and Marge mistakenly takes a job at an erotic bakery.

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
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7.02
2805 votes

#21 - The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

The Simpsons - Season 21 - Episode 16

When Homer is playing noisily in the yard, it disrupts Flanders' bible-study group. Coaxed by the reverend, a frustrated Flanders takes it upon himself to redeem Homer by inviting the Simpson family on his church retreat to Jerusalem. Unappreciative of the history and culture, Homer would rather hang out at the hotel's breakfast buffet rather than tour the city. But when an eccentric tour guide takes the group to famous monuments, including the Dome of the Rock and the Wailing Wall, Homer finally proves he is not beyond salvation.

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X-Happily Ever After
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6.50
10 votes

#22 - X-Happily Ever After

Unhappily Ever After - Season 5 - Episode 1

Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.