The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 5

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 5!

Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.

Last Updated: 11/27/2024Network: The WBStatus: Ended
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7.75
8 votes

#1 - Le Morte D'Floppy

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/1999

In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.

Writer: Matt Leavitt
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7.50
8 votes

#2 - I Never Dunked for My Father

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1999

Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

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7.43
7 votes

#3 - Tiffany's Big Break

Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/24/1999

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7.38
8 votes

#4 - Tiffany Burger

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/1999

Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.33
9 votes

#5 - Sex & Violins

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1999

While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.

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7.33
9 votes

#6 - The Perfect Guy

Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1999

While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.

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7.22
9 votes

#7 - Tiffany Tutors the Teachers

Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/16/1999

When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.

Writer: Paul Diamond
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7.13
8 votes

#8 - Ross' IQ

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/1998

Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.

Directors: Wendy Neckels
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7.13
8 votes

#9 - Smart and Stupid

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1998

To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
Writer: Anne Parker
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7.00
8 votes

#10 - Royal Flush

Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/1999

Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.

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7.00
9 votes

#11 - Date to Win

Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/2/1999

Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
Writer: Anne Parker
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7.00
8 votes

#12 - Taffy's Boy

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/17/1999

A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.

Directors: Linda Day
Writer: Nancy Cohen
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7.00
8 votes

#13 - Love Letters

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/1998

Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.

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7.00
10 votes

#14 - Feline Alright

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/20/1998

Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
Writer: Anne Parker
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6.89
9 votes

#15 - Basketball ... Again?

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/1998

After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.

Directors: Andrew Susskind
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6.89
9 votes

#16 - I Know What You Did in the Closet

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/1998

After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

Directors: Scott Baio
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6.78
9 votes

#17 - A Movie Show

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/1998

Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.

Directors: Linda Day
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6.67
9 votes

#18 - The Fencing Show

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/1998

Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.

Directors: Geoff Pierson
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6.57
7 votes

#19 - The Artist and the Con Artist

Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/9/1999

Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.

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6.50
10 votes

#20 - X-Happily Ever After

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/1998

Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.

Directors: Linda Day
Writer: Kevin Curran
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6.43
7 votes

#21 - Secrets

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/1998

Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

Directors: Geoff Pierson
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6.14
7 votes

#22 - The Silver Rule

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1998

Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.

Directors: Linda Day
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