The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 3

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After season 3!

Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.

Last Updated: 8/28/2024Network: The WBStatus: Ended
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7.73
11 votes

#1 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/15/1996

When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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7.67
9 votes

#2 - Tiffany on the Wild Side

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1997

Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.

Directors: Howard Murray
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7.67
9 votes

#3 - Shampoo

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1997

Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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7.55
11 votes

#4 - The President

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1997

After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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7.54
13 votes

#5 - Lightning Boy

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/6/1996

After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.

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7.53
15 votes

#6 - The Pride of the Injuns

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/10/1996

When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Matt Leavitt
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7.50
8 votes

#7 - B-Minus Blues

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/1997

Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.50
10 votes

#8 - From Russia with Love

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/1997

Ryan gets a mail order bride.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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7.40
10 votes

#9 - Sternberg [aka Steinfeld]

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/1997

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7.31
13 votes

#10 - Beach Party

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/1996

On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.

Directors: Howard Murray
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7.31
13 votes

#11 - High and Dry

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/24/1996

Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.27
15 votes

#12 - Tiffany's Rival

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1996

At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.25
12 votes

#13 - Angel Gone Bad

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/22/1996

When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.

Directors: Howard Murray
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7.22
9 votes

#14 - The Joy of Meat

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/1997

Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.

Directors: Howard Murray
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7.09
11 votes

#15 - Rock 'n' Roll

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/3/1996

Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.00
12 votes

#16 - The Temptation of Jack

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/29/1996

After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.00
14 votes

#17 - Halloween XXVII [aka Hair Stalker]

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/1996

The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.00
11 votes

#18 - Eating Hollywood

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/17/1996

When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.

Directors: Linda Day
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7.00
9 votes

#19 - College!

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/1997

Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.

Directors: Linda Day
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6.93
14 votes

#20 - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/1996

Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.

Directors: Linda Day
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6.80
10 votes

#21 - The Potato Rebellion

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/16/1997

Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Sandy Sprung
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6.80
10 votes

#22 - Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/1997

Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.

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