The BEST Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jul 11, 2020
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired May 16, 2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
#2 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Season 10 - Episode 20 - Aired Apr 4, 2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
#3 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired Feb 13, 2012
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
#4 - Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Season 11 - Episode 20 - Aired Apr 24, 2014
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
#5 - The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 24, 2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
#6 - On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Season 11 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 12, 2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
#7 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 - Episode 19 - Aired Apr 10, 2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
#8 - One Nut Johnson
Season 10 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 6, 2012
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
#9 - Welcome Home, Jake
Season 11 - Episode 17 - Aired Mar 13, 2014
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
#10 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Season 11 - Episode 16 - Aired Mar 6, 2014
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
#11 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired Mar 6, 2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
#12 - The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 - Episode 19 - Aired Mar 30, 2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
#14 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 - Episode 22 - Aired May 8, 2014
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
#15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 - Episode 15 - Aired Feb 7, 2013
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
#16 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Season 10 - Episode 11 - Aired Dec 13, 2012
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
#17 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Season 10 - Episode 19 - Aired Mar 14, 2013
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
#18 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Jan 5, 2004
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
#19 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Season 11 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 17, 2013
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
#20 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired Dec 7, 2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
#21 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 6, 2008
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
#22 - West Side Story
Season 11 - Episode 18 - Aired Apr 3, 2014
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
#23 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 - Episode 20 - Aired Apr 13, 2009
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
#24 - Cows, Prepare to be Tipped
Season 10 - Episode 23 - Aired May 9, 2013
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
#25 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired May 24, 2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.