The BEST episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Two and a Half Men!
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/16/2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
#2 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Season 10 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/4/2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
#3 - The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
#5 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2012
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
#6 - One Nut Johnson
Season 10 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2012
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
#7 - The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/30/2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
#9 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
#10 - Just Like Buffalo
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/17/2004
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
#11 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
#13 - On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Season 11 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
#14 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/5/2004
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
#16 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
#17 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
#18 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2008
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
#19 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/24/2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
#20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/13/2009
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
#21 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2013
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
#22 - Springtime on a Stick
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2010
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
#23 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2010
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
#25 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Season 10 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2012
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.