The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.26

Season 2 - Episode 23

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

Directors: J.D. Lobue
Ergo, the Booty Call

#2 - Ergo, the Booty Call 8.19

Season 3 - Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Camel Filters + Pheromones

#3 - Camel Filters + Pheromones 8.16

Season 1 - Episode 12

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

Directors: Robert Berlinger, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

#4 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 8.15

Season 9 - Episode 16

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

Directors: James Widdoes
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

#5 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 8.15

Season 2 - Episode 16

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

Directors: Pamela Fryman
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

#6 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 8.11

Season 10 - Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Directors: James Widdoes
Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

#7 - Lotta Delis In Little Armenia 8.10

Season 11 - Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

The Two Finger Rule

#8 - The Two Finger Rule 8.08

Season 6 - Episode 19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

Directors: James Widdoes
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

#9 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 8.07

Season 3 - Episode 24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Directors: James Widdoes
An Old Flame With a New Wick

#10 - An Old Flame With a New Wick 8.07

Season 1 - Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
The Mooch at the Boo

#11 - The Mooch at the Boo 8.06

Season 6 - Episode 9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Fish in a Drawer

#12 - Fish in a Drawer 8.06

Season 5 - Episode 17

CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

#13 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 8.05

Season 11 - Episode 19

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Directors: James Widdoes
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

#14 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 8.04

Season 3 - Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Baseball Was Better With Steroids

#15 - Baseball Was Better With Steroids 8.04

Season 6 - Episode 24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

Directors: Lee Aronsohn
Does This Smell Funny to You?

#16 - Does This Smell Funny to You? 8.04

Season 2 - Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Directors: Pamela Fryman
Frodo's Headshots

#17 - Frodo's Headshots 8.03

Season 9 - Episode 9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Directors: James Widdoes
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

#18 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 8.03

Season 8 - Episode 15

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

Directors: James Widdoes
Smooth as a Ken Doll

#19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll 8.02

Season 4 - Episode 19

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

#20 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 8.02

Season 1 - Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Directors: Gail Mancuso, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Just Like Buffalo

#21 - Just Like Buffalo 8.01

Season 1 - Episode 23

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Directors: Rob Schiller, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
Walnuts and Demerol

#22 - Walnuts and Demerol 8.01

Season 4 - Episode 11

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

#23 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 8.00

Season 9 - Episode 21

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Directors: James Widdoes
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

#24 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 8.00

Season 3 - Episode 19

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

Directors: Gary Halvorson
Santa's Village of the Damned

#25 - Santa's Village of the Damned 8.00

Season 3 - Episode 11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Directors: Rob Schiller