The BEST episodes written by Matt Ross

Merry Christmas (Wherever You Are)
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8.11
572 votes

#1 - Merry Christmas (Wherever You Are)

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 20

Colt realizes what he wants for his future, Beau and Maggie find some closure, and the gang celebrates Christmas at the bar.

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Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!
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7.98
81 votes

#2 - Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 16

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she’s forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt. Also, Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

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Knife Feelings
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7.97
89 votes

#3 - Knife Feelings

Lady Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 10

Maria braves a romantic hurdle by inviting Scott to her tell-all stand-up show. But she doesn't count on him having some dark secrets of his own.

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Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
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7.91
2332 votes

#4 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

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On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
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7.85
1976 votes

#5 - On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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Every Character is the Villain
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7.84
88 votes

#6 - Every Character is the Villain

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 15

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo’s ongoing spat. Also, Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she’s been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

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If Tomorrow Never Comes
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7.84
337 votes

#7 - If Tomorrow Never Comes

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 20

Beau leaves the boys hanging about the Peterson ranch. Rooster takes Jen on a date. Colt and Abby fight about their future.

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My Successful Lawyer Son
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7.83
81 votes

#8 - My Successful Lawyer Son

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 12

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family. Also, Abishola gets a taste of Kemi’s new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

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Jack and Diane
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7.82
115 votes

#9 - Jack and Diane

Lady Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 4

When Maria slips into a sultry voice at a party, a handsome stranger falls under her spell -- and brings out her worst people-pleaser instincts.

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I Can't Go There
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7.80
781 votes

#10 - I Can't Go There

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 7

Colt tries to figure out what he wants from Heather, almost breaking up with her. As Beau deals with a sick calf, Colt learns that there is more to Heather than he thought.

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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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7.79
2010 votes

#11 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

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Welcome to Lagos
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7.79
136 votes

#12 - Welcome to Lagos

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 3 - Episode 1

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad’s place and are a bit surprised at what they find once reunited. Also, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

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Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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7.78
2080 votes

#13 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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Down the Road
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7.76
778 votes

#14 - Down the Road

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 10

It's time to market the cows, but Beau has second thoughts due to rock bottom cattle prices. Colt and Rooster navigate the complexities of their dating situations. Abby has a revelation for Colt.

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An Afro and a Peugeot
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7.75
89 votes

#15 - An Afro and a Peugeot

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 10

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands. Also, Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

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Let's Fall to Pieces Together
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7.74
608 votes

#16 - Let's Fall to Pieces Together

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 14

While Rooster tries to broker peace between Beau and Maggie, Colt apologizes to Heather -- but his timing couldn't be worse.

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It Ain't Fair that It Ain't Right
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7.72
292 votes

#17 - It Ain't Fair that It Ain't Right

The Ranch - Season 3 - Episode 9

Beau's at the end of his rope and decides to teach Colt and Rooster a lesson. Mary realizes she needs to choose between Rooster and Nick.

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Fresh Out of Forgiveness
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7.70
296 votes

#18 - Fresh Out of Forgiveness

The Ranch - Season 3 - Episode 8

When Colt lands in trouble covering for Rooster, he tries to cash in a favor. Beau invites Joanne to stay at the ranch. Colt plans a surprise for Abby.

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Big Money
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7.69
324 votes

#19 - Big Money

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 18

Maggie takes a stand that lands her in hot water. Colt and Rooster come up with a plan to buy the Peterson ranch, but they need Beau's buy-in.

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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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7.67
2149 votes

#20 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 7

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

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Til It's Gone
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7.66
738 votes

#21 - Til It's Gone

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 8

The dwindling finances cause the boys and Beau to go get a bank loan. Colt learns that he has an old disagreement with the loan manager. Beau decides to turn off the power at the ranch.

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I'll Never Play Banjo Again
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7.65
84 votes

#22 - I'll Never Play Banjo Again

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 17

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele. Also, Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

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My Bodacious Vidalia
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7.65
2178 votes

#23 - My Bodacious Vidalia

Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

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American Kids
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7.64
858 votes

#24 - American Kids

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 5

Hunting season causes Colt and Rooster to argue. However Beau and Maggie spend time together as the brothers fight.

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Kicked Outta the Dele Club
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7.64
108 votes

#25 - Kicked Outta the Dele Club

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 5

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele. Also, Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

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When You Come Back to Me Again
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7.64
328 votes

#26 - When You Come Back to Me Again

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 16

Back in town, Maggie frets about how Rooster's been running the bar. Abby considers a career change.

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Starting Over Again
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7.63
356 votes

#27 - Starting Over Again

The Ranch - Season 3 - Episode 1

In the wake of his heart attack, Beau vows to stop sweating the small stuff -- but Colt and Rooster's latest blunder makes him lose his cool.

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One of Those Nights
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7.62
524 votes

#28 - One of Those Nights

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 7

During a snowstorm, Colt and Abby head out of town, Beau and Joanne get cozy at the ranch, and Maggie meets a charming stranger.

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Baseball.  Boobs.  Boobs.  Baseball.
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7.60
2118 votes

#29 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 12

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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Living and Living Well
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7.60
649 votes

#30 - Living and Living Well

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 12

Colt struggles to keep his relationship with Abby under wraps. The boys make a big purchase and try to sell Beau on a business opportunity.

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Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)
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7.59
340 votes

#31 - Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 14

Colt and Abby start planning their wedding, but they don't see eye to eye. Joanne confesses she still has feelings for Beau.

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Travelin' Prayer
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7.58
302 votes

#32 - Travelin' Prayer

The Ranch - Season 3 - Episode 5

Fires force the town to evacuate. While Maggie takes charge, Beau feels hopeless. Colt runs into Heather, and Rooster meets Mary's boyfriend, Nick.

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She'll Have You Back
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7.58
534 votes

#33 - She'll Have You Back

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 4

Abby agrees to give Colt a chance, but her father isn't as forgiving. Beau and Rooster go to a cattle auction. Maggie thinks about selling the bar.

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My Next Thirty Years
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7.58
598 votes

#34 - My Next Thirty Years

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 1

After Heather drops a bombshell, a visit from Abby's parents is the last thing Colt needs -- and they all end up at church together on Christmas Eve.

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Wrapped Up in You
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7.57
348 votes

#35 - Wrapped Up in You

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 12

Wondering if he's ready to marry Abby, Colt seeks romantic advice from an unlikely source: Beau. Rooster hires a flaky new waitress.

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Last Dollar (Fly Away)
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7.52
524 votes

#36 - Last Dollar (Fly Away)

The Ranch - Season 2 - Episode 9

As Heather's medical bills roll in, Colt realizes how expensive it is having a baby. A surprise visitor at the bar sweeps Maggie off her feet.

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Easy Come, Easy Go
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7.51
558 votes

#37 - Easy Come, Easy Go

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 16

Rooster and Colt try to prove themselves to Beau, but he doesn't have much faith in them. Colt gets jealous when he sees Abby and Kenny together.

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Inner Boss Bitch
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7.51
110 votes

#38 - Inner Boss Bitch

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 4

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she’s fired from Toesey Woesies. Also, Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

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Some People Change
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7.50
1153 votes

#39 - Some People Change

The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 2

Colt's high school sweetheart Abby (Elisha Cuthbert) is dating Kenny (Bret Harrison), much to his annoyance. His father treats him like a servant and won't listen to his ideas. As a result, Colt decides to leave, leaving Rooster to stick around as he had done. Colt drops by his mother's place, where she talks him into sticking around.

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Put That Toe on Ice
star
7.50
88 votes

#40 - Put That Toe on Ice

Bob Hearts Abishola - Season 4 - Episode 14

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules. Also, Goodwin’s leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

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This Unblessed Biscuit
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7.41
2079 votes

#41 - This Unblessed Biscuit

Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 3

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

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