The BEST episodes written by Don Foster

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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8.02
2652 votes

#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 23

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

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Peggy Goes to Branson
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7.98
721 votes

#2 - Peggy Goes to Branson

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 18

Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children.

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Vince Takes a Bath
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7.89
709 votes

#3 - Vince Takes a Bath

Mike & Molly - Season 3 - Episode 2

Joyce conveniently disappears after a back injury renders Vince practically immobile, and that leaves Mike and Molly to take care of him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds are still laboring over personalized thank-you notes for their wedding presents.

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The Honeymoon Is Over
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7.87
739 votes

#4 - The Honeymoon Is Over

Mike & Molly - Season 3 - Episode 1

Mike is inspired by their honeymoon trip to Paris to change his life and travel the world, while Molly worries how their family and friends fared at home without them.

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Bachelor/Bachelorette
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7.85
704 votes

#5 - Bachelor/Bachelorette

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 21

Mike's dad comes to town early to attend Mike's bachelor party, which prompts Peggy to attend Molly's bachelorette event.

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Tie-Dying the Knot
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7.85
105 votes

#6 - Tie-Dying the Knot

Dharma & Greg - Season 3 - Episode 8

Abby and Larry decide to make it official after thirty years of unwedded bliss, provided they can get Kenny Loggins to sing at the ceremony. Meanwhile, Greg comes full circle on his search for tranquility a part-time resident of the local park comes to him with a legal problem.

Just Like Buffalo
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7.84
2404 votes

#7 - Just Like Buffalo

Two and a Half Men - Season 1 - Episode 23

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

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Ergo, the Booty Call
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7.84
2510 votes

#8 - Ergo, the Booty Call

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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How This Happened
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7.82
73 votes

#9 - How This Happened

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 22

A simple garden on Montgomery-owned land triggers a war of the roses (and ladybugs) between Kitty and Dharma's hippie friends. Meanwhile, Dharma gets her hands dirty helping one of Ed's wrongfully terminated employees put his life back together, whether he likes it or not.

Mike Likes Lasagna
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7.82
813 votes

#10 - Mike Likes Lasagna

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 17

When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal - lasagna.

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Bird is the Word
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7.82
181 votes

#11 - Bird is the Word

Roseanne - Season 3 - Episode 9

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

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Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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7.80
2816 votes

#12 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

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This Is Not Gonna End Well
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7.80
3334 votes

#13 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 22

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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7.79
2539 votes

#14 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 16

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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The Dress
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7.79
802 votes

#15 - The Dress

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 20

Molly's dieting goes into overdrive when her wedding dress doesn't zip during her final fitting.

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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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7.78
4375 votes

#16 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 1

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

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The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
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7.78
152 votes

#17 - The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Roseanne - Season 3 - Episode 13

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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7.75
2408 votes

#18 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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The Wedding
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7.75
777 votes

#19 - The Wedding

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 23

Mike and Molly have to deal with several problems as they make their way to the altar.

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The Rehearsal
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7.75
800 votes

#20 - The Rehearsal

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 22

Two days before their wedding, Mike and Molly arrange their wedding rehearsal which turns into a disaster.

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Untainted By Filth
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7.72
3260 votes

#21 - Untainted By Filth

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 7

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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Molly In the Middle
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7.71
779 votes

#22 - Molly In the Middle

Mike & Molly - Season 3 - Episode 4

Mike and Molly decide the time is right for them to start trying for a baby. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns that Molly is still spending time with Christina after their breakup.

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Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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7.71
3315 votes

#23 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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Educating Dharma (1)
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7.70
104 votes

#24 - Educating Dharma (1)

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 13

When Dharma decides to go to college, she meets a professor who stirs some feelings that could disrupt her marriage. (Part 1 of 2)

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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7.70
4018 votes

#25 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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7.70
4131 votes

#26 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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7.69
4084 votes

#27 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

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Mike Likes Cake
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7.68
743 votes

#28 - Mike Likes Cake

Mike & Molly - Season 3 - Episode 3

Molly gets upset when she reviews her wedding photos because in every picture Mike's mouth is open or his eyes are closed. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina's ex-husband comes back into her life.

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Santa's Village of the Damned
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7.68
2503 votes

#29 - Santa's Village of the Damned

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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7.67
2492 votes

#30 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Two and a Half Men - Season 1 - Episode 19

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

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Vegas (1)
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7.67
231 votes

#31 - Vegas (1)

Roseanne - Season 4 - Episode 7

Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.

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Educating Dharma (2)
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7.66
105 votes

#32 - Educating Dharma (2)

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 14

Dharma must come to terms with her own guilt about Charlie, and resolve which direction the relationship will take. (Part 2 of 2)

Tight's Good
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7.64
2455 votes

#33 - Tight's Good

Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 9

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

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Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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7.64
2860 votes

#34 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 7

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.

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Old Yeller
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7.64
233 votes

#35 - Old Yeller

Dharma & Greg - Season 1 - Episode 14

Transportation becomes an issue for the young couple when Greg insists Dharma can use his car any time she wants but makes compulsive demands on her treatment of the vehicle. (Dharma: ""Honey, I love you, but bite me!"") So Dharma goes to a city auction with Jane and Pete and becomes the proud owner of a 1968 yellow schoolbus. Meanwhile, Abby invites the Montgomerys over for a meat dinner, and reveals that she was once romantically involved with Salazar, the featured artist at Kitty's charity exhibition. An amused Edward challenges the Finkelsteins to attend the function, which is threatened by a freak rainstorm and flood—it's 'Old Yeller' to the rescue!

It's Always Nazi Week
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7.64
2833 votes

#36 - It's Always Nazi Week

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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7.64
2707 votes

#37 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 3

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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7.63
2575 votes

#38 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 22

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

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Kansas City, Here We Come
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7.63
202 votes

#39 - Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne - Season 4 - Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

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A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?
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7.63
110 votes

#40 - A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?

Dharma & Greg - Season 2 - Episode 23

Greg discovers he should pay more attention to his wife's intuition when Dharma has a nightmare and begs him not to go away on a business trip.

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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7.63
2835 votes

#41 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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7.63
3151 votes

#42 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 12

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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7.62
3094 votes

#43 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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7.62
2323 votes

#44 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 5

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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7.61
4257 votes

#45 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 2

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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7.60
2180 votes

#46 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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Molly Can't Lie
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7.60
809 votes

#47 - Molly Can't Lie

Mike & Molly - Season 2 - Episode 19

When Mike and Molly meet with the priest at Peggy's church, Molly's forthright nature winds up costing them their wedding chapel.

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Smell the Umbrella Stand
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7.59
2386 votes

#48 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 15

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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7.58
2520 votes

#49 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

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No Sniffing, No Wowing
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7.57
2351 votes

#50 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

Two and a Half Men - Season 1 - Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

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