The BEST episodes written by Susan Beavers

Fathers of Fathers & Sons
star
9.78
32 votes

#1 - Fathers of Fathers & Sons

Wendell & Vinnie - Season 1 - Episode 9

Wendell befriends some snobby kids, prompting Vinnie's dad to critique his son's parenting skills. Wilma assists Taryn in discarding items her ex left behind.

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Wendell & The Sleepover
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9.56
34 votes

#2 - Wendell & The Sleepover

Wendell & Vinnie - Season 1 - Episode 7

Vinnie upstages Wendell at a sleepover, which Wendell is hosting in an attempt to make new friends.

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A Flaw is Born
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9.00
6 votes

#3 - A Flaw is Born

Empty Nest - Season 3 - Episode 1

Harry is uncomfortable dating a more successful woman, a world-famous brain surgeon; Carol and Barbara plot revenge on an inconsiderate man who met Carol on a plane and promised to phone but never did.

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The Girl Who Cried Baby
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8.67
3 votes

#4 - The Girl Who Cried Baby

Empty Nest - Season 6 - Episode 10

Maxine and Harry compete to sell opera tickets. After a series of false alarms, Carol gives birth to son Scotty while at the opera.

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The Man That Got Away
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8.33
6 votes

#5 - The Man That Got Away

Empty Nest - Season 3 - Episode 15

Barbara tries to get a man she likes to ask her out. Laverne must cast the deciding vote on an important Hickory issue.

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The Truth Will Out
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8.30
385 votes

#6 - The Truth Will Out

The Golden Girls - Season 1 - Episode 16

Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

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Change of Heart
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8.29
7 votes

#7 - Change of Heart

Empty Nest - Season 2 - Episode 12

An overworked Harry has an angina attack but refuses to slow down and rest.

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Settling
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8.27
11 votes

#8 - Settling

Empty Nest - Season 2 - Episode 1

Carol's new boyfriend is all for marriage, but not consummation.

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You Are 16 Going on 17 and I'm Not
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8.25
8 votes

#9 - You Are 16 Going on 17 and I'm Not

Empty Nest - Season 2 - Episode 7

Carol objects when Harry asks her to tutor a boy she used to baby-sit, until she sees how handsome he has become. Carol feels guilty after the two end up sleeping together. Laverne misses best friend, Lurlene's birthday party because of a double work load at the office.

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For Pete's Sake
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8.15
79 votes

#10 - For Pete's Sake

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 18

In an effort to boost Pete's confidence, Dharma makes the naïve mistake of convincing Greg to leave the practice in Pete's very incapable hands.

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A Family Affair
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8.13
8 votes

#11 - A Family Affair

Empty Nest - Season 3 - Episode 9

Harry suspects that Barbara's new boyfriend is married, and when he voices his concerns Barbara gets mad. Worried that Dreyfuss is getting too fat, the Westons put him on a diet, but then end up secretly giving him junk food.

Dumped
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8.10
10 votes

#12 - Dumped

Empty Nest - Season 1 - Episode 17

Barbara falls in love with neighbor, Dorothy's nephew, but is surprisingly not phased when he dumps her. Dorothy and Harry have an argument when Dorothy blames Barbara for the breakup.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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8.01
2752 votes

#13 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 23

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

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Harry's Vacation
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7.91
11 votes

#14 - Harry's Vacation

Empty Nest - Season 1 - Episode 6

Harry thinks he has become a burden on Carol and Barbara when they send him away on a vacation, despite his objections.

The Mooch at the Boo
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7.90
2774 votes

#15 - The Mooch at the Boo

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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Mother and Daughter Reunion
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7.85
115 votes

#16 - Mother and Daughter Reunion

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 1

In the fourth-season opener, Abby's plans for the new baby rattle Dharma, because Abby's admission that she and Larry made mistakes raising Dharma – like letting Timothy Leary babysit – threatens Dharma's memories of her childhood as idyllic. When Abby's pregnancy is threatened by complications, Dharma feels obscurely responsible, until a visit from the spirit of her dead friend George sets her straight. Meanwhile, Greg's advice helps Pete and Jane make a move to repair their crumbling marriage: they announce they are getting divorced.

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Ergo, the Booty Call
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7.84
2613 votes

#17 - Ergo, the Booty Call

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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Camel Filters + Pheromones
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7.81
3008 votes

#18 - Camel Filters + Pheromones

Two and a Half Men - Season 1 - Episode 12

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

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Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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7.80
2641 votes

#19 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 16

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
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7.79
2820 votes

#20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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7.75
2502 votes

#21 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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Baseball Was Better With Steroids
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7.74
2808 votes

#22 - Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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Some Enchanted Evening
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7.71
14 votes

#23 - Some Enchanted Evening

Growing Pains - Season 2 - Episode 13

The winter formal causes opposite problems for Carol and Mike.

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Write to Privacy
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7.71
49 votes

#24 - Write to Privacy

Newhart - Season 4 - Episode 9

Joanna and Steph are furious with Michael after they peek at his diary and find out what he really thinks of them.

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Pie Hole, Herb
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7.71
2923 votes

#25 - Pie Hole, Herb

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 2

After Charlie borrows $38 from Alan, a massive dispute erupts over repayment. Meanwhile Jake is trying his hand at the job market.

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Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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7.69
3674 votes

#26 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 14

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

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A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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7.69
4227 votes

#27 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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Educating Dharma (1)
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7.68
110 votes

#28 - Educating Dharma (1)

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 13

When Dharma decides to go to college, she meets a professor who stirs some feelings that could disrupt her marriage. (Part 1 of 2)

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Does This Smell Funny to You?
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7.68
2387 votes

#29 - Does This Smell Funny to You?

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

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Santa's Village of the Damned
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7.67
2612 votes

#30 - Santa's Village of the Damned

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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Full Nest
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7.64
14 votes

#31 - Full Nest

Empty Nest - Season 1 - Episode 12

Financial trouble forces Barbara to move back in with Harry but it's not all fun and games. A lonely Carol soon decides to move in as well.

Kinda Like Necrophilia
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7.64
2692 votes

#32 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 10

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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7.63
2546 votes

#33 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Two and a Half Men - Season 9 - Episode 21

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

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Educating Dharma (2)
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7.63
112 votes

#34 - Educating Dharma (2)

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 14

Dharma must come to terms with her own guilt about Charlie, and resolve which direction the relationship will take. (Part 2 of 2)

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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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7.62
2420 votes

#35 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 5

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

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Previously on Dharma & Greg
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7.62
79 votes

#36 - Previously on Dharma & Greg

Dharma & Greg - Season 5 - Episode 12

Greg proposing to another woman? Dharma bringing another man home to meet the folks? This landmark flashback episode takes place six months prior to the series pilot and shows Dharma and Greg's lives before they met and married on their first date. Share in Kitty's chagrin as Greg breaks up with his debutante fiancée, and join Larry as he watches Dharma leave a great guy who ""refuses to get a job.""

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The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
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7.62
2916 votes

#37 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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We Called It Mr. Pinky
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7.62
2660 votes

#38 - We Called It Mr. Pinky

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 5

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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7.61
3181 votes

#39 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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7.60
2261 votes

#40 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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7.60
4252 votes

#41 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 10

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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7.59
3057 votes

#42 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 2

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

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Smell the Umbrella Stand
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7.59
2486 votes

#43 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 15

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

Lessons
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7.57
7 votes

#44 - Lessons

Empty Nest - Season 2 - Episode 21

A student has a crush on Barbara, who is working undercover at a high school. Meanwhile, Charley takes up golf, Harry teaches Dreyfuss to fetch the paper, and Laverne is convinced she'll become fat after looking at a family album.

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The Box
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7.56
111 votes

#45 - The Box

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 11

Dharma begins to come unglued when she can't figure out what Greg has locked away in his box of mementos; and Larry makes a big deal out of finding a little something for Abby.

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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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7.55
2527 votes

#46 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..

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I'd Like to Start with the Cat
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7.55
2558 votes

#47 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 15

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

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Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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7.55
2628 votes

#48 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 16

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

Sleepless in San Francisco
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7.54
90 votes

#49 - Sleepless in San Francisco

Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 6

Abby turns a blind eye when Dharma goes the extra mile to help care for the new baby in the Finklestein family.

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City of Great Racks
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7.54
2742 votes

#50 - City of Great Racks

Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 4

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.