The BEST episodes written by Susan Beavers
#1 - Fathers of Fathers & Sons
Wendell & Vinnie - Season 1 - Episode 9
Wendell befriends some snobby kids, prompting Vinnie's dad to critique his son's parenting skills. Wilma assists Taryn in discarding items her ex left behind.
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#2 - Wendell & The Sleepover
Wendell & Vinnie - Season 1 - Episode 7
Vinnie upstages Wendell at a sleepover, which Wendell is hosting in an attempt to make new friends.
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#3 - The Truth Will Out
The Golden Girls - Season 1 - Episode 16
Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.
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#4 - For Pete's Sake
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 18
In an effort to boost Pete's confidence, Dharma makes the naïve mistake of convincing Greg to leave the practice in Pete's very incapable hands.
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#5 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 23
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
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#6 - The Mooch at the Boo
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 9
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
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#7 - Mother and Daughter Reunion
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 1
In the fourth-season opener, Abby's plans for the new baby rattle Dharma, because Abby's admission that she and Larry made mistakes raising Dharma – like letting Timothy Leary babysit – threatens Dharma's memories of her childhood as idyllic. When Abby's pregnancy is threatened by complications, Dharma feels obscurely responsible, until a visit from the spirit of her dead friend George sets her straight. Meanwhile, Greg's advice helps Pete and Jane make a move to repair their crumbling marriage: they announce they are getting divorced.
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#8 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 16
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
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#9 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
Two and a Half Men - Season 1 - Episode 12
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
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#10 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 16
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
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#11 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 20
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
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#12 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
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#13 - Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 24
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
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#15 - Pie Hole, Herb
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 2
After Charlie borrows $38 from Alan, a massive dispute erupts over repayment. Meanwhile Jake is trying his hand at the job market.
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#16 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 14
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
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#17 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 3
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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#18 - Educating Dharma (1)
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 13
When Dharma decides to go to college, she meets a professor who stirs some feelings that could disrupt her marriage. (Part 1 of 2)
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#19 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 24
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
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#20 - Some Enchanted Evening
Growing Pains - Season 2 - Episode 13
The winter formal causes opposite problems for Carol and Mike.
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#21 - Santa's Village of the Damned
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 11
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
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#22 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 10
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
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#23 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Two and a Half Men - Season 9 - Episode 21
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
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#24 - Educating Dharma (2)
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 14
Dharma must come to terms with her own guilt about Charlie, and resolve which direction the relationship will take. (Part 2 of 2)
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#25 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 5
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
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#26 - Previously on Dharma & Greg
Dharma & Greg - Season 5 - Episode 12
Greg proposing to another woman? Dharma bringing another man home to meet the folks? This landmark flashback episode takes place six months prior to the series pilot and shows Dharma and Greg's lives before they met and married on their first date. Share in Kitty's chagrin as Greg breaks up with his debutante fiancée, and join Larry as he watches Dharma leave a great guy who ""refuses to get a job.""
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#27 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 5
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
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#28 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 17
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
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#29 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 9
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
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#30 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 24
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
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#31 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 10
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
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#32 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 2
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
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#33 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 15
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
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#34 - The Box
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 11
Dharma begins to come unglued when she can't figure out what Greg has locked away in his box of mementos; and Larry makes a big deal out of finding a little something for Abby.
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#35 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 14
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..
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#36 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Two and a Half Men - Season 6 - Episode 15
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
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#37 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 16
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
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#38 - Sleepless in San Francisco
Dharma & Greg - Season 4 - Episode 6
Abby turns a blind eye when Dharma goes the extra mile to help care for the new baby in the Finklestein family.
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#39 - City of Great Racks
Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 4
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
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#40 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 13
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
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#41 - Gumby with a Pokey
Two and a Half Men - Season 7 - Episode 21
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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#42 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 19
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
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#43 - The Squat and the Hover
Two and a Half Men - Season 9 - Episode 6
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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#44 - That Darn Priest
Two and a Half Men - Season 8 - Episode 16
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
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#45 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Two and a Half Men - Season 5 - Episode 8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
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#46 - A Possum On Chemo
Two and a Half Men - Season 9 - Episode 14
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
#47 - Madame and Her Special Friend
Two and a Half Men - Season 3 - Episode 9
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
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#48 - Prostitutes and Gelato
Two and a Half Men - Season 4 - Episode 24
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
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#49 - Yes, Monsignor
Two and a Half Men - Season 2 - Episode 9
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
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#50 - Frodo's Headshots
Two and a Half Men - Season 9 - Episode 9
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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