The WORST episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Two and a Half Men!
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
#2 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/27/2003
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.
#3 - Working for Caligula
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2006
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
#4 - Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
#7 - Kissing Abe Lincoln
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/2006
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
#8 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/2007
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
#9 - Humiliation is a visual medium
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2006
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
#10 - People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
#11 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2005
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
#12 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/2004
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
#13 - Release the Dogs
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/2006
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
#14 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2012
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
#15 - For the Sake of the Child
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
#16 - Big Flappy Bastards
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2003
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
#17 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
#18 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2004
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
#19 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2006
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
#20 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2008
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
#21 - That Special Tug
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/2006
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
#22 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2006
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
#23 - The Devil's Lube
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2008
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
#24 - Bad News from the Clinic?
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
#25 - Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2006
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.