The BEST Episodes of Rules of Engagement
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 14, 2019
Network: CBS
Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of an engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer; a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey; a single guy on the prowl, Russell; and his office assistant, Timmy. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster: people can describe them to you, but to really know what it's like, you have to take a ride for yourself.
#1 - 100th
Season 7 - Episode 13
Brenda goes into labour on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.
8.04 
#2 - Mannequin Head Ball
Season 5 - Episode 7
When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.
7.96 
#3 - A Big Bust
Season 6 - Episode 9
When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbours to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.
7.86 
#4 - Pimp My Bride
Season 2 - Episode 15
Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.
7.84 
#5 - Indian Giver
Season 4 - Episode 7
Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favourite reality show until she discovers the reason. Meanwhile, to Russell's delight, Timmy has second thoughts about his impending arranged marriage.
7.84 
#6 - The Challenge
Season 3 - Episode 9
Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
7.84 
#7 - Old Timer's Day
Season 3 - Episode 7
After being harassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
7.83 
#8 - The Set Up
Season 5 - Episode 19
Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbour Liz.
7.83 
#9 - Catering
Season 7 - Episode 8
Brenda gets Jeff and Audrey to help cater an event at Columbia University. Audrey tries to impress the attendees, but it's Jeff's bartending skills that wow the crowd. Meanwhile, Russell enthusiastically embraces Timmy's Bollywood culture.
7.83 
#10 - Poaching Timmy
Season 3 - Episode 6
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's superstition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
7.83 
#11 - Dirty Talk
Season 6 - Episode 1
As Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) enthusiastically tries to make her marriage to Russell work, he tries to end their relationship.
7.81 
#12 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
Season 4 - Episode 2
When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.
7.79 
#13 - Shy Dial
Season 6 - Episode 5
Jeff has found a way to talk to his wife without having to physically talking to his wife through an app on his phone by telling her what ever he wants by having his voicemail go straight to her voicemail. Adam has a salesman come to his defence after his friends pick on him for some bad choice in picking his clothes.
7.78 
#14 - Play Ball
Season 5 - Episode 5
When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.
7.77 
#15 - Flirting with Disaster
Season 2 - Episode 1
Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.
7.77 
#16 - Cooking Class
Season 7 - Episode 9
Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.
7.76 
#17 - Meat Wars
Season 6 - Episode 13
When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.
7.76 
#18 - The Score
Season 4 - Episode 9
Jeff really can't stand not knowing the score of the NY Rangers game and has to try hard to get the game off his mind while at a party for Audrey's boss. Russell is mad at Timmy because he doesn't root for the home team.
7.76 
#19 - Mr. Fix-It
Season 2 - Episode 3
Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours.
7.75 
#20 - Lyin' King
Season 3 - Episode 5
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
7.75 
#21 - A Visit from Fay
Season 2 - Episode 9
Can Jennifer survive the visit from Fay and how will Jeff & Audrey deal with no TV?
7.75 
#22 - Fun Run
Season 5 - Episode 10
Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fund raisers anymore.
7.75 
#23 - Dad's Visit
Season 3 - Episode 4
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he re cooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
7.74 
#24 - The Four Pillars
Season 4 - Episode 5
To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiance.
7.74 
#25 - Audrey's Shower
Season 6 - Episode 15
Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.
7.73