The BEST episodes of Rules of Engagement season 3

Every episode of Rules of Engagement season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Rules of Engagement season 3!

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of an engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer; a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey; a single guy on the prowl, Russell; and his office assistant, Timmy. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster: people can describe them to you, but to really know what it's like, you have to take a ride for yourself.

Last Updated: 11/22/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
Poaching Timmy
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7.65
713 votes

#1 - Poaching Timmy

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/2009

When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's superstition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Family Style
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7.58
729 votes

#2 - Family Style

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/11/2009

Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before he does. Now he has to keep quiet about it.

Directors: Ted Wass
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The Challenge
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7.57
595 votes

#3 - The Challenge

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/4/2009

Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

Directors: Gil Junger
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Old Timer's Day
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7.57
657 votes

#4 - Old Timer's Day

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/20/2009

After being harassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tom Hertz
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House Money
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7.53
787 votes

#5 - House Money

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/18/2009

Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Twice
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7.53
739 votes

#6 - Twice

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/27/2009

Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

Directors: Ken Whittingham
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Lyin' King
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7.48
680 votes

#7 - Lyin' King

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/30/2009

Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

Directors: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom
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Russell's Secret
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7.48
819 votes

#8 - Russell's Secret

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2009

Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Sex Toy Story
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7.47
768 votes

#9 - Sex Toy Story

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/18/2009

After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Voluntary Commitment
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7.40
865 votes

#10 - Voluntary Commitment

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/9/2009

Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Dad's Visit
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7.35
750 votes

#11 - Dad's Visit

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/23/2009

Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he re cooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Jeff's New Friend
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7.33
705 votes

#12 - Jeff's New Friend

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/16/2009

Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

Directors: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz
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May Divorce Be with You
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7.20
758 votes

#13 - May Divorce Be with You

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/13/2009

Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part, is doing something bad when he hugs people.

Directors: Ted Wass
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