The WORST episodes of Rules of Engagement
Every episode of Rules of Engagement ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rules of Engagement!
Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of an engaged couple, Adam and Jennifer; a long-time married pair, Jeff and Audrey; a single guy on the prowl, Russell; and his office assistant, Timmy. As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster: people can describe them to you, but to really know what it's like, you have to take a ride for yourself.
#1 - A Wee Problem
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/6/2013
Jeff is determined to make Brenda laugh when he discovers that she has a “wee” problem due to her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Timmy is surprised by the professionalism of his new boss while Russell is frustrated with his new assistant.
#2 - Engagement Party
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2007
Barbara returns to town with news that could have Russell very happy.
#3 - Timmy Quits
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/29/2013
Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him; his plan goes awry, however, when she hits on him during a visit. Meanwhile, Timmy quits when he discovers Russell has embedded a pet tracking device in him.
#4 - Role Play
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/18/2013
Jeff plots to get into a popular restaurant that he promised to take Audrey to, after he fails to make a reservation. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a meeting for sex addicts.
#5 - Audrey's Sister
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2007
With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.
#6 - Hard Day's Night
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/12/2007
Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him after he helped her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.
#7 - Taking Names
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2013
Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to list the women he has slept with so they can avoid giving one of those names to their baby. Meanwhile, Adam is humiliated when he spends a lot of money on a new bicycle and gear.
#8 - Game On
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/26/2007
Jeff puts Audrey in a bad mood after he fails to respond to the news of her big promotion at work because he is watching his basketball game. Jeff tries to make it up by inviting her to floor seats at a Knicks game. But she can't decide what to wear, which it makes Jeff wonder if she cares more about how she looks than about him. Now that Jennifer and Adam are living together, they have an argument over money.
#9 - Fountain of Youth
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/4/2013
After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.
#11 - Bag Ladies
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2007
Jeff suddenly feels he has nothing to talk about with the guys so he feels the only way to connect with the guys is to talk about sex. Jeff and Audrey need to come up with a different topic and leave the discussion of sex for the bedroom.
#12 - Liz Moves In
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2013
Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.
#13 - Catering
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/25/2013
Brenda gets Jeff and Audrey to help cater an event at Columbia University. Audrey tries to impress the attendees, but it's Jeff's bartending skills that wow the crowd. Meanwhile, Russell enthusiastically embraces Timmy's Bollywood culture.
#14 - May Divorce Be with You
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/13/2009
Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part, is doing something bad when he hugs people.
#16 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/5/2007
Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbour, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.
#17 - Audrey is Dumb
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/3/2011
Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone.
#18 - Young and the Restless
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/19/2007
While Russell has a hot new date, Audrey bets Jeff that he can't score a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try.
#19 - Optimal Male
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/28/2008
Jeff becomes obsessed to lose a few pounds so he can qualify for a better rate on his life insurance. Adam happens to see an ex-girlfriend, Jennifer becomes very jealous.
#20 - Jen at Work
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/21/2008
Adam wants Russell to agree to hire Jen to design an ad campaign for one of their clients. He will not listen to Russell and Jeff when they tell him that this is not a good idea. When Audrey shares the fertility issues with Jen, she gives them a gift to help bring them luck.
#21 - Jeff's Wooby
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/19/2007
Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.
#23 - Mr. Fix-It
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/2007
Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours.
#24 - Flirting with Disaster
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2007
Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.
#25 - The Five Things
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/26/2012
Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.