The BEST episodes written by Tom Hertz

Mother of All Grandfathers
star
8.33
3 votes

#1 - Mother of All Grandfathers

Freddie - Season 1 - Episode 22

Season Finale: After finding out that Chris used his share of Freddie’s restaurant as collateral for his own failed restaurant venture, Freddie insists that Chris ask his wealthy grandfather, Carl (played by Burt Reynolds), for money to pay off the debt. Carl is displeased with Chris’ slacker lifestyle and impressed with Freddie’s work ethic, so he makes Chris work as his chauffeur to teach him a lesson about money and responsibility. When Chris feels humiliated, he pushes back, and the result is that grandfather pays off the loan but takes Chris’s trust fund and condo in return. So Chris ends up homeless at Freddie’s already crowded apartment.

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Freddie the Himbo
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8.00
1 votes

#2 - Freddie the Himbo

Freddie - Season 1 - Episode 11

Sofia tries to kiss up to her med school's Dean by suggesting that Freddie's restaurant be the location for a fundraiser, which leads to Freddie and the beautiful Dean having a fling. Meanwhile, Chris has a good idea for once.

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Don't Tread on Pete
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7.91
11 votes

#3 - Don't Tread on Pete

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1 - Episode 6

While younger Pete has a hard time in gym class, older Pete finds out that he forgot about a test on the Revolutionary War.

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FeMellor
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7.77
117 votes

#4 - FeMellor

Schooled - Season 2 - Episode 12

Principal Glascott and Lainey struggle to agree on what is an appropriate dress code. Coach Mellor struggles with his relationship with Julie because she doesn't enjoy sports like he does.

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Van Go
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7.76
716 votes

#5 - Van Go

The King of Queens - Season 7 - Episode 18

While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to go shopping with her, only so that she can use her van.

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Titanic Love
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7.74
124 votes

#6 - Titanic Love

Schooled - Season 2 - Episode 13

The hit film has love on everyone's brain, and Lainey has a realization about CB. Meanwhile, Principal Glascott uses the season's bad football team to teach Coach Mellor how to be both a good winner and a good loser.

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Flirting
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7.63
824 votes

#7 - Flirting

Rules of Engagement - Season 4 - Episode 1

Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

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Lost Vegas
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7.61
780 votes

#8 - Lost Vegas

The King of Queens - Season 7 - Episode 1

In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about Las Vegas, Arthur trains Spence on how to count cards, before visiting a small casino, being held for orphans.

They Do?
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7.60
774 votes

#9 - They Do?

Rules of Engagement - Season 4 - Episode 13

Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an intervention for Jeff.

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Gobble the Wonder Turkey Saves the Day
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7.57
388 votes

#10 - Gobble the Wonder Turkey Saves the Day

Spin City - Season 3 - Episode 10

The Mayor is disturbed by a campaign commercial by his opponent, starring his ex-wife. Mike plans the City Hall Thanksgiving, scheduled to be televised live throughout New York City, with the Mayor's father scheduled to attend. At the dinner, the Mayor blows up at his father on live TV. Meanwhile, Stacy mistakes Stuart for her boyfriend in the dark and lays a big wet one on him, making her think twice about her feelings for him.

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Old Timer's Day
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7.57
657 votes

#11 - Old Timer's Day

Rules of Engagement - Season 3 - Episode 7

After being harassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

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A Friend in Need
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7.57
181 votes

#12 - A Friend in Need

Spin City - Season 6 - Episode 22

Charlie and Caitlin are caught having sex on a surveillance camera in the Mayor's office and their secret affair is blown. Carter is finally granted a foster child, but is frustrated when he sees that Paul is better with the baby than he is - until the Mayor helps him tap into his paternal instincts.

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Catcher in the Bronx
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7.56
396 votes

#13 - Catcher in the Bronx

Spin City - Season 4 - Episode 1

When Mike says: "Let's not get so dramatic, okay? This is not some cheesy soap opera." he refers to Heather Locklear's long-time role as Amanda Woodward in the soap "Melrose Place".

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Time Share
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7.56
779 votes

#14 - Time Share

Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 10

Jennifer and Adam decide to go on a trip with Jeff and Audrey but may have wished they had stayed home when they find out the reason they took the trip.

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Dead Dog Talking
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7.51
358 votes

#15 - Dead Dog Talking

Spin City - Season 3 - Episode 1

The staff prepares for the mayor's bid for re-election announcement. Mike becomes a hero when he saves a runaway baby carriage, but the reality of the situation isn't what it seems. Carter adopts his family's 19-year-old dog. And, Paul teaches Stacy how to get a sick day without being sick.

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My Life is a Soap Opera
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7.49
416 votes

#16 - My Life is a Soap Opera

Spin City - Season 2 - Episode 8

When Mike begins dating Lisa, a writer from the soap opera "All My Children," he starts to see their dating life echoed on episodes of the popular serial: A new hunk named Mick Flannery joins "All My Children" and woos the resident vixen, Gillian--until she reveals their bedroom secrets to Edmund. Meanwhile, Stuart plays gay in order to get dates with beautiful women.

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Dick Clark's Rockin' Make-Out Party '99
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7.49
387 votes

#17 - Dick Clark's Rockin' Make-Out Party '99

Spin City - Season 3 - Episode 17

Mike and Nikki decide to keep their relationship a secret. Stacy's Aunt Marie visits. Deidre files sexual harassment charges against Stuart after he dumps her. Carter is talking about himself in the third person. Marie tries to seduce James. Stuart is close to being fired. Deidre offers to drop the charges for sex, immediately, with Mike. Thanks to the building's new security cameras, Deidre is exposed. The mayor finds himself growing attracted to Janelle, and the two kiss while discussing the sexual harassment case.

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Amongst the Waves
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7.48
308 votes

#18 - Amongst the Waves

Crowded - Season 1 - Episode 5

Mike and Martina set their friend John up with a new girl in order to "Frankenstein" the perfect friend-couple, but when John's ex finds out about it, the whole thing blows up in their faces. Shea, Stella and Ethan take over Bob's bar.

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The Mayor May Not
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7.46
384 votes

#19 - The Mayor May Not

Spin City - Season 4 - Episode 6

The mayor considers quitting the senatorial race, teaming Mike and Caitlin to stop him. Carter becomes a kept man, and Paul and James scheme to play a good practical joke on Stuart.

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100th
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7.42
531 votes

#20 - 100th

Rules of Engagement - Season 7 - Episode 13

Brenda goes into labour on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

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Suffragette City
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7.41
292 votes

#21 - Suffragette City

Spin City - Season 4 - Episode 16

To quell a protest by senior citizens, Mike plans to get the city's first woman voter to vote for the mayor. When Mike finds out that Trevor isn't really British, he must decide whether to tell Caitlin or not. Carter protests anti-gay discrimination in an apartment building. James and Paul fight over a "hey guy."

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Surro-gate
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7.41
992 votes

#22 - Surro-gate

Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 1

Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.

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The Birthday Deal
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7.40
1075 votes

#23 - The Birthday Deal

Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 2

When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.

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Clueless
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7.40
106 votes

#24 - Clueless

Schooled - Season 2 - Episode 21

Lainey has a difficult choice regarding her relationship with Barry and her friendship with CB. Coach Mellor and Julie are put in a tough parenting position when Toby is invited to prom as a freshman by a senior.

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Fun Run
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7.37
935 votes

#25 - Fun Run

Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 10

Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fund raisers anymore.

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Hello Charlie
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7.37
293 votes

#26 - Hello Charlie

Spin City - Season 5 - Episode 1

Charlie Crawford is late for his first press conference as the new deputy mayor. He later runs into trouble trying to settle a tollbooth workers strike when their lawyer is an ex-flame of his.

The Jeff Photo
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7.37
805 votes

#27 - The Jeff Photo

Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 21

When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

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The Arrival (1)
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7.35
195 votes

#28 - The Arrival (1)

Spin City - Season 6 - Episode 1

Mike shows up at Caitlin's to announce that he's met someone. Meanwhile, the mayor is dating a judge who's not yet divorced. Charlie suggests that the mayor break it off, but after getting some advice from Mike, he decides to let the mayor do what makes him happy. Charlie impresses Caitlin but Mike interrupts again to announce his engagement.

After the Lovin'
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7.34
621 votes

#29 - After the Lovin'

Rules of Engagement - Season 6 - Episode 10

Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon.

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Jeff's New Friend
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7.33
705 votes

#30 - Jeff's New Friend

Rules of Engagement - Season 3 - Episode 3

Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

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Mr. Fix-It
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7.26
992 votes

#31 - Mr. Fix-It

Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 3

Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours.

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Kids
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7.25
796 votes

#32 - Kids

Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 5

Russell accidentally enters into a collision with the older woman from his past, Constance. He then decides that he wants to show her his physical prowess.

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Valentine's Day
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7.24
37 votes

#33 - Valentine's Day

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 15

Will overhears Claude's steamy phone call with Charlie.

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One Wedding and a Funeral (2)
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7.24
385 votes

#34 - One Wedding and a Funeral (2)

Spin City - Season 2 - Episode 18

When Laurie accepts Mike's proposal, he begins to worry that they are too different. Meanwhile, Paul struggles to get the courage to propose to Claudia, and various staff members fantasize about what their life would be like if they married Mike.

The New Guy
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7.24
38 votes

#35 - The New Guy

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 18

Claude leads a plan to thwart a rival for Will's anchor job.

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Audrey is Dumb
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7.23
730 votes

#36 - Audrey is Dumb

Rules of Engagement - Season 6 - Episode 3

Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone.

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Pilot
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7.22
1174 votes

#37 - Pilot

Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 1

Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbour, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.

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The Vacation
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7.16
67 votes

#38 - The Vacation

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 5

Claude is afraid she will be replaced if she takes time off from work.

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Hard Day's Night
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7.15
832 votes

#39 - Hard Day's Night

Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 6

Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him after he helped her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.

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Family Affair (2)
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7.14
418 votes

#40 - Family Affair (2)

Spin City - Season 2 - Episode 10

Mike must choose between protecting his mom, Macy, and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal--His Honor's alibi would reveal that he spent the night with Macy instead of a prostitute. Meanwhile, Paul is sued and goes to The People's Court to defend his case.

Oh Papa
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7.13
62 votes

#41 - Oh Papa

Less Than Perfect - Season 1 - Episode 19

Claude attempts to unite Owen with his father.

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The Odd Couples
star
7.08
478 votes

#42 - The Odd Couples

The Odd Couple (2015) - Season 3 - Episode 7

Oscar and Felix seek the advice of a counselor in their apartment building to help overcome their issues. Also, Oscar's opinions on relationships, combined with Felix's meddling, complicates matters for all of their friends.

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Engagement Party
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7.04
708 votes

#43 - Engagement Party

Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 7

Barbara returns to town with news that could have Russell very happy.

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The War of the Rose
star
7.00
2 votes

#44 - The War of the Rose

Freddie - Season 1 - Episode 6

Freddie finds himself falling for the beautiful woman who opens a bakery down the street--and who is putting a serious dent into his dessert business. There's only one problem: Chris asks her out first, and seems to be really falling for her too. Meanwhile, Allison decides to send her resume around to drum up job offers.

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Felix Navidad
star
6.92
469 votes

#45 - Felix Navidad

The Odd Couple (2015) - Season 3 - Episode 8

Felix goes into a frenzy when the responsibility of hosting the Unger family Christmas falls onto his plate after his perfectionist mother bows out. Meanwhile, Oscar tries to convince his roomie's mom to give her son a break.

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