The BEST episodes written by Barry Wernick

Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
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8.33
128 votes

#1 - Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 9

When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It turns out it is Oxford, Mississippi. Ashley's boyfriend says he'll move to Boston so they can stay together. Pete and Johnny get jobs as limo drivers. Berg and Ashley finally kiss.

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Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (2)
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7.77
123 votes

#2 - Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (2)

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 18

Ashley comes back and tells Berg she dumped Justin to be with him. Berg now has quite a dilemma, choose Ashley the woman he's been chasing for months or Vanita a woman he's just met. He wants to choose Vanita because he thinks he has a better chance with her. So he dumps Ashley but she won't let go she follows him to the restaurant where he has a date with Vanita and ends up breaking them up. Johnny and Sharon get back together.

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Bridesmaid Revisited
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7.77
95 votes

#3 - Bridesmaid Revisited

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 13

Sharon and Ashley get drunk and in her drunken stupor Sharon asks Ashley to be one of her bridesmaid's, but regrets it when sober. Pete, Johnny and Berg go to a laundromat/bar and Pete tries to meet a woman but blows it by Johnny's slugs (fake quarters), Johnny uses fake quarters and gets caught and Berg gets his clothes stolen.

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Love Shack
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7.57
90 votes

#4 - Love Shack

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 21

The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Berg's invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that she's running a prostitution ring.

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The Icewoman Cometh
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7.54
89 votes

#5 - The Icewoman Cometh

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 20

Pete has a near death experience and he believes that he and Ashley are meant to be together. Ashley has a dream about Pete so she goes to talk to him and they end up sleeping together. Berg wants to see if there can be anything between him and Katie and he discovers that she's been stalking him for eight years. Irene won't take Berg back because now she's seeing her mailman.

House Money
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7.53
777 votes

#6 - House Money

Rules of Engagement - Season 3 - Episode 12

Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo
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7.44
118 votes

#7 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 11

Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. She doesn't take very well and breaks down and cries. And for Sharon and Johnny because Sharon is jealous of Johnny's friend Sean when she finds that Sean is a woman.

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Pimp My Bride
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7.44
722 votes

#8 - Pimp My Bride

Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 15

Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.

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Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
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7.40
808 votes

#9 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

Rules of Engagement - Season 4 - Episode 2

When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

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Jeff Day
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7.36
831 votes

#10 - Jeff Day

Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 16

Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

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Fix-Ups & Downs
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7.35
642 votes

#11 - Fix-Ups & Downs

Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 8

Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making and will be surprised at who is helped by it.

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Rug-of-War
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7.29
808 votes

#12 - Rug-of-War

Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 3

Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.

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Jeff's Wooby
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7.25
851 votes

#13 - Jeff's Wooby

Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 7

Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.

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Drip
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7.13
92 votes

#14 - Drip

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 9

There's water coming into Berg and Pete's apartment because of a broken valve in Ashley's bathroom so Berg goes to sleep at Sharon and Johnny's and Johnny realizes he's not ready to be a father. Pete asks Irene if he can stay at her place but she takes that as meaning that he's obsessed with her.

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The Satanic Curses
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6.99
124 votes

#15 - The Satanic Curses

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 4

When Pete, Berg and Sharon won't let Irene watch scary movies with them she puts a curse on them. The next day Pete has Ashley's head grow out of his shoulder, Berg becomes ugly and Sharon wakes up with up with a penis.

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