The BEST episodes written by Barry Wernick
#1 - Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 9
Berg follows Ashley to Oxford; Pete gets a job chauffeuring a rich elderly lady.
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#2 - Bridesmaid Revisited
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 13
Sharon and Ashley get drunk and in her drunken stupor Sharon asks Ashley to be one of her bridesmaid's, but regrets it when sober. Pete, Johnny and Berg go to a laundromat/bar and Pete tries to meet a woman but blows it by Johnny's slugs (fake quarters), Johnny uses fake quarters and gets caught and Berg gets his clothes stolen.
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#3 - Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (2)
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 18
Ashley pursues Berg, who is now in love with someone else; Sharon will not take Johnny back.
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#4 - Love Shack
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 21
The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Berg's invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that she's running a prostitution ring.
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#5 - The Icewoman Cometh
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 20
Pete has a near death experience and he believes that he and Ashley are meant to be together. Ashley has a dream about Pete so she goes to talk to him and they end up sleeping together. Berg wants to see if there can be anything between him and Katie and he discovers that she's been stalking him for eight years. Irene won't take Berg back because now she's seeing her mailman.
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#6 - House Money
Rules of Engagement - Season 3 - Episode 12
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
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#7 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 11
Pete consults a television love guru for Berg; Sharon is jealous of her boyfriend's female fishing buddy.
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#8 - Pimp My Bride
Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 15
Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.
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#9 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'
Rules of Engagement - Season 4 - Episode 2
When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.
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#10 - Jeff Day
Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 16
Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.
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#11 - Fix-Ups & Downs
Rules of Engagement - Season 2 - Episode 8
Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making and will be surprised at who is helped by it.
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#12 - Rug-of-War
Rules of Engagement - Season 5 - Episode 3
Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.
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#13 - Jeff's Wooby
Rules of Engagement - Season 1 - Episode 7
Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.
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#14 - Drip
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 9
There's water coming into Berg and Pete's apartment because of a broken valve in Ashley's bathroom so Berg goes to sleep at Sharon and Johnny's and Johnny realizes he's not ready to be a father. Pete asks Irene if he can stay at her place but she takes that as meaning that he's obsessed with her.
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#15 - The Satanic Curses
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 4
When Pete, Berg and Sharon won't let Irene watch scary movies with them she puts a curse on them. The next day Pete has Ashley's head grow out of his shoulder, Berg becomes ugly and Sharon wakes up with up with a penis.
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