The BEST Episodes of Two Guys and a Girl

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 12, 2019

Network: ABC (US)

The "two guys" are Berg and Pete who share an apartment and support themselves by delivering pizza from Beacon Street Pizza run by Bill. In the first years of medical school, Berg had a cavalier approach to life and women but now finds himself with Ashley, a fellow med student. Berg is generally happy about this relationship, but it has its ups and downs - that's what makes it so much fun. Pete has abandoned his plans to become an architect and is searching for a career Sharon is "the girl" - the upstairs neighbor who hates being a chemical saleswoman although she can't complain about the benefits, including a hefty salary and a shining "Beemer." Sharon's boyfriend Johnny adores her, but she's not sure what she wants... maybe it's because she's already met the ideal man but doesn't know it. For now, she enjoys being part of a special threesome enjoying life no matter how unbelievable it can really be.

Foul Play

#1 - Foul Play

Season 3 - Episode 8

Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon and Johnny to the Kama Sutra.

star 8.18
39 votes
Directors: Michael Lembeck
Writers: Jennifer Colotta
Out With the Old

#2 - Out With the Old

Season 3 - Episode 12

Ashley has a New Year's Eve party, and Berg manages to get Robert Goulet to sing at her party after treating him for an ear infection. When Goulet learns that he cannot fly to the destination where he is doing a gig, Berg siezes the opportunity. But he has to work that night, so he swaps with another doctor who Ashley has a crush on, and she thinks he did it intentionally. Johnny tries to get out of a romantic evening with Sharon to hear Robert sing, he says that his dead grandfather used to sit him on his lap when he was a kid and play some of Goulet's songs. Pete invites Irene to the party and she surprises him by acting normal. He even starts to fancy her, but Goulet moves in on his gal before he can get anywhere with her. To be a nice guy, Berg goes back to the hospital and swaps back his shift with the English doctor that Ashley likes. Ashley goes to the hospital to thank him and they end up having sex on a hospital bed.

star 8.08
38 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Mike Larsen
Love Shack

#3 - Love Shack

Season 3 - Episode 21

The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Berg's invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that she's running a prostitution ring.

star 8.06
34 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Barry Wernick
Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship

#4 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship

Season 2 - Episode 7

Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when he's caught having sex with the boss' daughter, Ashley's sister.

star 8.00
44 votes
Writers: Vince Calandra
Another Moving Script

#5 - Another Moving Script

Season 3 - Episode 22

Sharon gets jealous when Johnny helps his friend Shawn with her Lamaze class, Pete is mad at Berg when he goes out with Marti because Pete wanted to go out with her and Germ suspects Ashley of stealing hospital supplies.

star 8.00
37 votes
Directors: Ted Wass
Writers: Pat Bullard
Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

#6 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

Season 2 - Episode 11

Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. She doesn't take very well and breaks down and cries. And for Sharon and Johnny because Sharon is jealous of Johnny's friend Sean when she finds that Sean is a woman.

star 8.00
38 votes
Writers: Barry Wernick
The Wedding Dress

#7 - The Wedding Dress

Season 3 - Episode 15

Pete searches for a woman he slept with only to find out she's getting married and he was her last one night stand. Ashley gets her arm stuck in the garbage disposal while trying to fix it herself and Sharon goes shopping for wedding dress on sale.

star 7.97
33 votes
Writers: Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz
Teacher's Pet Peeve

#8 - Teacher's Pet Peeve

Season 3 - Episode 3

Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is riding him too hard.

star 7.95
44 votes
Directors: Michael Lembeck
Writers: Mike Larsen
Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford

#9 - Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford

Season 2 - Episode 9

When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It turns out it is Oxford, Mississippi. Ashley's boyfriend says he'll move to Boston so they can stay together. Pete and Johnny get jobs as limo drivers. Berg and Ashley finally kiss.

star 7.94
45 votes
Writers: Vince Calandra, Barry Wernick
Feast or Fireman

#10 - Feast or Fireman

Season 3 - Episode 17

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. He's suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

star 7.92
38 votes
Directors: Ted Wass
Writers: Paige Bernhardt, Liz Sagal
Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad

#11 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad

Season 1 - Episode 12

Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Berg's dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg and that Berg is no longer in law school from Berg's father.

star 7.91
53 votes
The Bear

#12 - The Bear

Season 4 - Episode 1

A bear mauls Pete and he thinks Marti doesn't care for him when she doesn't rush to go see him. Berg and Irene try to keep what they did after the wedding a secret but they end up sleeping together again. Johnny shows Sharon the house he bought for them and it's in serious need of repair. Nomar breaks up with Ashley because of something Pete told him.

star 7.91
43 votes
Writers: Donald Beck, Vince Calandra
Disco Nights

#13 - Disco Nights

Season 4 - Episode 7

Pete, Berg and Johnny try to get into a club but end up drinking beer outside a convenience store, after Jonny complains about the price of the beer in there. When they return later to the club with Germ none of them are allowed in, except for Germ. They then go back to to the convenience store but end up getting arrested for drinking in the street. Sharon finds out that Johnny doesn't wear his wedding ring and goes out with Ashley to the club to try and help Ashley find a man, and for Sharon to find Jonny so she can kill him. But they end up having a great time and get piles of phone numbers from single guys.

star 7.90
32 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein
Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving

#14 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving

Season 2 - Episode 10

Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes down unannounced and Berg invites Ashley and her boyfriend Justin. Berg and Pete both hate Justin. Berg and Justin both compete for Ashley's love but she apparently dumps both of them. While trying to break Ashley and Justin up Berg almost ends up breaking up Sharon and Johnny.

star 7.90
41 votes
Writers: Mark Ganzel, Rick Wiener
An Eye for a Finger

#15 - An Eye for a Finger

Season 4 - Episode 15

Pete accidentally cuts the tip of his finger whilst making a salad and trying to apologise to Berg for sleeping with his mother. Berg takes him to hospital via taxi, as he says it will be quicker than ambulance or bus. But when they get out of the taxi, Berg leaves the finger behind and spends most of the day trying to find it. But it turns out that Pete is playing a trick on him, as he wants Berg to accept his apology. Berg accepts the apology thinking that Pete's finger is long gone but Pete had it the whole time. Ashley gives a reluctant Johnny a psychlogical test for a project, and ends up getting some very intresting insights. Meanwhile, Sharon gets a job as the assistant of a crooked lawyer, and only realises when they claim $30,000 for a man who ""lost the use of his legs"". But she keeps the job in attempt to clean his illegal ways

star 7.90
31 votes
Directors: Andrew Susskind
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein
A Rookie Script

#16 - A Rookie Script

Season 3 - Episode 16

Pete gets angry with Johnny for selling him a broken toaster. Berg gets jealous when Ashley starts dating baseball superstar Nomar Garciaparra so he enters a bachelor auction to compete with him.

star 7.90
39 votes
Directors: Michael Lembeck
Writers: Casey Johnson, David E. Windsor
A Few Good Firemen

#17 - A Few Good Firemen

Season 4 - Episode 16

Johhny wants to become a fireman.

star 7.89
28 votes
Directors: Wil Shriner
Writers: Liz Sagal
The Satanic Curses

#18 - The Satanic Curses

Season 4 - Episode 4

When Pete, Berg and Sharon won't let Irene watch scary movies with them she puts a curse on them. The next day Pete has Ashley's head grow out of his shoulder, Berg becomes ugly and Sharon wakes up with up with a penis.

star 7.88
41 votes
Rescue Me

#19 - Rescue Me

Season 4 - Episode 10

Sharon is caught on tape saving a man's life, so Berg and Pete try to save someone's life.

star 7.88
33 votes
Directors: Robby Benson
Writers: Mike Larsen
The Monitor Story

#20 - The Monitor Story

Season 3 - Episode 14

Sharon and Johnny discover a hidden room in their apartment, which contains a TV monitor that is hooked up to every apartment in the building. Berg and Ashley get back in the dating swing. Pete discovers that Irene has been taking his stuff and making a dummy of Pete.

star 7.88
41 votes
Writers: Donald Beck, Vince Calandra
Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation

#21 - Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation

Season 2 - Episode 15

When Sharon is up for a new job she learns she never graduated college. When she goes to verify she learns that she hadn't paid her $210 of parking tickets. She had given the money to Pete and Berg so they could go and pay them for her but they had to bail her father out of jail. So she pays the tickets but finds out that the requirements have changed and she needs to retake freshman English. When she puts two and two together she thinks that instead of paying her tickets they had bought a $200 bottle of champagne but later learns the truth, which is that the money she had given them to pay the fines was actually used to bail her father out of jail, after he caused a drunken ruckus due to his recent bankrupcy and the fact that he had just lost his job. The champagne that Pete and berg had was actually a gift from a girl they had never met before

star 7.86
37 votes
Directors: Amanda Bearse
Writers: Rick Wiener
A New Hope (2)

#22 - A New Hope (2)

Season 3 - Episode 1

Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with ""Yes, in theory"" as it's obvious she's not sure about marrying him but doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she can't speak a word of English.

star 7.86
44 votes
Directors: Michael Lembeck
Writers: Kevin Abbott
I've Got a Secret

#23 - I've Got a Secret

Season 4 - Episode 13

Pete finds out about Berg and Irene; Berg finds out about Pete and his mother and Sharon find out the money that Johnny made in stock market.

star 7.86
29 votes
Directors: Kim Kozenfeld
Writers: Donald Beck
The Love Boat

#24 - The Love Boat

Season 4 - Episode 19

Berg tries to woo Irene so she'll take him back, Pete agrees to be Ashley's date at a hospital mixer where she wins a residency at Stanford in California, Sharon and Johnny spend their anniversary at the fire house when Johnny has to work.

star 7.86
28 votes
Directors: Robby Benson
Writers: Casey Johnson, David E. Windsor
Once Again From the Beginning

#25 - Once Again From the Beginning

Season 3 - Episode 18

Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg is afraid he might screw up at the hospital again when he's called in to replace a sick doctor and Irene's dad visits.

star 7.85
35 votes
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Rick Wiener