The Best Episodes of Two Guys and a Girl

Last Updated: Oct 11, 2018

The "two guys" are Berg and Pete who share an apartment and support themselves by delivering pizza from Beacon Street Pizza run by Bill. In the first years of medical school, Berg had a cavalier approach to life and women but now finds himself with Ashley, a fellow med student. Berg is generally happy about this relationship, but it has its ups and downs - that's what makes it so much fun. Pete has abandoned his plans to become an architect and is searching for a career Sharon is "the girl" - the upstairs neighbor who hates being a chemical saleswoman although she can't complain about the benefits, including a hefty salary and a shining "Beemer." Sharon's boyfriend Johnny adores her, but she's not sure what she wants... maybe it's because she's already met the ideal man but doesn't know it. For now, she enjoys being part of a special threesome enjoying life no matter how unbelievable it can really be.

Foul Play

#1 - Foul Play

Season 3 - Episode 8

Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon and Johnny to the Kama Sutra.

star 8.16
37 votes
Writers: Jennifer Colotta
Love Shack

#2 - Love Shack

Season 3 - Episode 21

The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Berg's invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that she's running a prostitution ring.

star 8.09
32 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Barry Wernick
Out With the Old

#3 - Out With the Old

Season 3 - Episode 12

Ashley has a New Year's Eve party, and Berg manages to get Robert Goulet to sing at her party after treating him for an ear infection. When Goulet learns that he cannot fly to the destination where he is doing a gig, Berg siezes the opportunity. But he has to work that night, so he swaps with another doctor who Ashley has a crush on, and she thinks he did it intentionally. Johnny tries to get out of a romantic evening with Sharon to hear Robert sing, he says that his dead grandfather used to sit him on his lap when he was a kid and play some of Goulet's songs. Pete invites Irene to the party and she surprises him by acting normal. He even starts to fancy her, but Goulet moves in on his gal before he can get anywhere with her. To be a nice guy, Berg goes back to the hospital and swaps back his shift with the English doctor that Ashley likes. Ashley goes to the hospital to thank him and they end up having sex on a hospital bed.

star 8.03
35 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Mike Larsen
A Few Good Firemen

#4 - A Few Good Firemen

Season 4 - Episode 16

Johhny wants to become a fireman.

star 8.00
25 votes
Directors: Wil Shriner
Writers: Liz Sagal
Another Moving Script

#5 - Another Moving Script

Season 3 - Episode 22

Sharon gets jealous when Johnny helps his friend Shawn with her Lamaze class, Pete is mad at Berg when he goes out with Marti because Pete wanted to go out with her and Germ suspects Ashley of stealing hospital supplies.

star 7.97
35 votes
Directors: Ted Wass
Writers: Pat Bullard
The Wedding Dress

#6 - The Wedding Dress

Season 3 - Episode 15

Pete searches for a woman he slept with only to find out she's getting married and he was her last one night stand. Ashley gets her arm stuck in the garbage disposal while trying to fix it herself and Sharon goes shopping for wedding dress on sale.

star 7.97
30 votes
Writers: Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz
The Love Boat

#7 - The Love Boat

Season 4 - Episode 19

Berg tries to woo Irene so she'll take him back, Pete agrees to be Ashley's date at a hospital mixer where she wins a residency at Stanford in California, Sharon and Johnny spend their anniversary at the fire house when Johnny has to work.

star 7.96
25 votes
Directors: Robby Benson
Writers: Casey Johnson, David E. Windsor
Disco Nights

#8 - Disco Nights

Season 4 - Episode 7

Pete, Berg and Johnny try to get into a club but end up drinking beer outside a convenience store, after Jonny complains about the price of the beer in there. When they return later to the club with Germ none of them are allowed in, except for Germ. They then go back to to the convenience store but end up getting arrested for drinking in the street. Sharon finds out that Johnny doesn't wear his wedding ring and goes out with Ashley to the club to try and help Ashley find a man, and for Sharon to find Jonny so she can kill him. But they end up having a great time and get piles of phone numbers from single guys.

star 7.93
30 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein
Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship

#9 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship

Season 2 - Episode 7

Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when he's caught having sex with the boss' daughter, Ashley's sister.

star 7.92
39 votes
Writers: Vince Calandra
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Feast or Fireman

#10 - Feast or Fireman

Season 3 - Episode 17

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. He's suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

star 7.92
36 votes
Directors: Ted Wass
Writers: Paige Bernhardt, Liz Sagal
Rescue Me

#11 - Rescue Me

Season 4 - Episode 10

Sharon is caught on tape saving a man's life, so Berg and Pete try to save someone's life.

star 7.90
32 votes
Directors: Robby Benson
Writers: Mike Larsen
The Bear

#12 - The Bear

Season 4 - Episode 1

A bear mauls Pete and he thinks Marti doesn't care for him when she doesn't rush to go see him. Berg and Irene try to keep what they did after the wedding a secret but they end up sleeping together again. Johnny shows Sharon the house he bought for them and it's in serious need of repair. Nomar breaks up with Ashley because of something Pete told him.

star 7.90
41 votes
Writers: Donald Beck, Vince Calandra
Teacher's Pet Peeve

#13 - Teacher's Pet Peeve

Season 3 - Episode 3

Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is riding him too hard.

star 7.90
41 votes
Writers: Mike Larsen
The Monitor Story

#14 - The Monitor Story

Season 3 - Episode 14

Sharon and Johnny discover a hidden room in their apartment, which contains a TV monitor that is hooked up to every apartment in the building. Berg and Ashley get back in the dating swing. Pete discovers that Irene has been taking his stuff and making a dummy of Pete.

star 7.89
38 votes
Writers: Donald Beck, Vince Calandra
An Eye for a Finger

#15 - An Eye for a Finger

Season 4 - Episode 15

Pete accidentally cuts the tip of his finger whilst making a salad and trying to apologise to Berg for sleeping with his mother. Berg takes him to hospital via taxi, as he says it will be quicker than ambulance or bus. But when they get out of the taxi, Berg leaves the finger behind and spends most of the day trying to find it. But it turns out that Pete is playing a trick on him, as he wants Berg to accept his apology. Berg accepts the apology thinking that Pete's finger is long gone but Pete had it the whole time. Ashley gives a reluctant Johnny a psychlogical test for a project, and ends up getting some very intresting insights. Meanwhile, Sharon gets a job as the assistant of a crooked lawyer, and only realises when they claim $30,000 for a man who ""lost the use of his legs"". But she keeps the job in attempt to clean his illegal ways

star 7.89
27 votes
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein
The Satanic Curses

#16 - The Satanic Curses

Season 4 - Episode 4

When Pete, Berg and Sharon won't let Irene watch scary movies with them she puts a curse on them. The next day Pete has Ashley's head grow out of his shoulder, Berg becomes ugly and Sharon wakes up with up with a penis.

star 7.87
39 votes
Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

#17 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

Season 2 - Episode 11

Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. She doesn't take very well and breaks down and cries. And for Sharon and Johnny because Sharon is jealous of Johnny's friend Sean when she finds that Sean is a woman.

star 7.87
32 votes
Writers: Barry Wernick
Once Again From the Beginning

#18 - Once Again From the Beginning

Season 3 - Episode 18

Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg is afraid he might screw up at the hospital again when he's called in to replace a sick doctor and Irene's dad visits.

star 7.87
32 votes
Writers: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Rick Wiener
War Stories

#19 - War Stories

Season 3 - Episode 19

Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.

star 7.87
39 votes
Writers: Jennifer Cellota
A Rookie Script

#20 - A Rookie Script

Season 3 - Episode 16

Pete gets angry with Johnny for selling him a broken toaster. Berg gets jealous when Ashley starts dating baseball superstar Nomar Garciaparra so he enters a bachelor auction to compete with him.

star 7.86
37 votes
Writers: Casey Johnson, David E. Windsor
Au Revoir Pizza Place

#21 - Au Revoir Pizza Place

Season 3 - Episode 2

Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny.

star 7.86
35 votes
Writers: Vince Calandra
A Moving Script

#22 - A Moving Script

Season 3 - Episode 11

Sharon and Johnny move to the basement because it's cheaper but when Sharon discovers that Johnny has over 23 thousand dollars in the bank she wants to stay. Johnny refuses to go back up because he says that that's his life savings and that he wants to buy a house. Ashley gets a new roommate but Berg scares him away to get even at her for scaring away a nurse he was trying to get a phone number from. Pete is afraid to pick up a package that came in the mail for him because Irene is holding it for him.

star 7.85
40 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Pat Bullard
The Internet Show

#23 - The Internet Show

Season 4 - Episode 22

When Sharon is late she thinks she may be pregnant so she makes Ashley take a pregnancy test with her, Berg tries to get a urine sample from Irene because he thinks she may be pregnant too when he finds out the glow in the dark condom they used was defective.

star 7.85
26 votes
Writers: Donald Beck, Vince Calandra
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The Icewoman Cometh

#24 - The Icewoman Cometh

Season 4 - Episode 20

Pete has a near death experience and he believes that he and Ashley are meant to be together. Ashley has a dream about Pete so she goes to talk to him and they end up sleeping together. Berg wants to see if there can be anything between him and Katie and he discovers that she's been stalking him for eight years. Irene won't take Berg back because now she's seeing her mailman.

star 7.85
26 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Barry Wernick
Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad

#25 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad

Season 1 - Episode 12

Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Berg's dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg and that Berg is no longer in law school from Berg's father.

star 7.84
48 votes