The Best Episodes of Coupling

Last Updated: Nov 17, 2018

On average, men and women think about sex every six seconds. Shorten that to every second, and you've got Coupling. This series centers around Susan and Steve (who are a couple), and Sally and Patrick join the gang as friends of Susan (and then Steve), while Steve pulls in his best friend Jeff and his crazy ex Jane.

The End of the Line

#1 - The End of the Line

Season 2 - Episode 9

Steve and Susan's relationship is drifting into a new phase. They are beginning to get on each other's nerves. A bizarre set of misunderstandings brings on a crisis.

star 8.57
166 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Man with Two Legs

#2 - The Man with Two Legs

Season 2 - Episode 1

Jeff finally gets to speak to Chrissy, the woman on the train whose leg he has been fancying for days, and tells her that he only has one leg, a lie which becomes ever harder to undo. Meanwhile, Sally is dating a "surgeon" called David, and Jeff wonders whether it would be easier.

star 8.55
211 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Naked

#3 - Naked

Season 2 - Episode 8

As Jeff's 30th birthday approaches, his new boss Julia Davis questions the girls about whether one should kiss a junior work colleague, while Jeff admits to the lads that he had a close encounter of the Nat (Nose Avoidance Tilt) kind in a stationery cupboard at work.

star 8.54
166 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

#4 - Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

Season 3 - Episode 7

Sally is terrified that she might be pregnant, so she takes a pregnancy test and asks the other girls to do the same so that she knows what a negative result looks like. In her fluster she gets the tests muddled up. One of the girls is pregnant, but which one?

star 8.47
163 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Inferno

#5 - Inferno

Season 1 - Episode 4

Steve is plunged into total panic when he suspects that Susan has found one of his porn videos. To fill the embarrassing silence, he tells her he loves her, but Susan is well-aware that he was merely panicking. Susan invites all the friends over for a dinner party. Jane brings her therapist, Jill, who everyone assumes is there as Jane's date. In front of everyone, Susan insists that Steve justify his passion for the offending porn film, Lesbian Spank Inferno.

star 8.41
233 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Girl with Two Breasts

#6 - The Girl with Two Breasts

Season 1 - Episode 5

Jeff and co. can't take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar. And the girl can't take her eyes off Jeff. Jeff goes over to talk to her, only to discover that she doesn't speak a word of English, which to Jeff of course is quite a relief. Her interpreter, Alice, tells Jeff she's Israeli, then whisks her away. The next day the girl is back and Jeff attempts to chat her up. With neither speaking a word of the other's language, it is an utter disaster.

star 8.41
229 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
My Dinner in Hell

#7 - My Dinner in Hell

Season 2 - Episode 2

After watching an embarrassing program on TV with Susan, Steve bumps into his dream celebrity, Mariella Frostrup, in the bar, but it is not the dream encounter he might like, as she pours her drink down his trousers. Jane and Sally's attempt to make friends with her get him into more trouble as he then has to have dinner with Susan's liberal-minded parents, which turns into a nightmare as misunderstandings multiply.

star 8.28
186 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Girl with One Heart

#8 - The Girl with One Heart

Season 3 - Episode 6

Susan has invited everyone over for dinner, which as we know is just asking for trouble. Steve is particularly worried because Susan has recently redecorated the bathroom, and removed the lock, thus robbing him of his Fortress of Solitude. Sally's worry is that Patrick is bringing his new girlfriend: she's frightened that she will overcompensate her feelings of hostility towards her new rival by being embarrassingly nice. Patrick dimly perceives there might be a problem, so has told Jennifer that Sally is a lesbian...

star 8.27
160 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Split

#9 - Split

Season 3 - Episode 1

Steve and Susan have had an argument about their future, and Susan storms out of Steve's flat in tears. While Steve tries repeatedly to ring Susan, his courage failing every time, the girls are locked in a debate over the merits of 1471, and what it means if the phone "chirps". Eventually the tension at both ends of the phone gets too much. The boys and the girls set out for "the Temple of Woman': in the girls' case, a beauty salon; in the boys' case, a lap dancing club.

star 8.25
155 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Cupboard of Patrick's Love

#10 - The Cupboard of Patrick's Love

Season 1 - Episode 6

Patrick has a cupboard of video tapes of his former girlfriends, not to mention Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man. Jeff is excited, but Steve is appalled, when he realizes that Susan must be amongst them. Susan is also horrified when she realizes this in the company of the other girls. Later on, she arrives at Patrick's, and is outraged at what she finds going on there.

star 8.25
198 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Sex, Death & Nudity

#11 - Sex, Death & Nudity

Season 1 - Episode 3

Jeff explains to the guys about 'The Giggle Loop': the danger that the more you try to suppress laughter in important silences, the harder you want to laugh. Jane's aunt has died, and she wants Steve to come to the funeral, pretending to be her boyfriend still. Susan invites herself, and so Patrick must come as her 'boyfriend', and all six end up going.

star 8.20
236 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Size Matters

#12 - Size Matters

Season 1 - Episode 2

Susan invites Steve for a date at home, and offers to cook. Jeff warns him about 'The Sock Gap', and Patrick alerts him to her collection of remote controls. Somehow everyone's conversation seems to revolve around Patrick's size, and Jeff is asked by several people to accompany him to the toilet to check.

star 8.18
251 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Unconditional Sex

#13 - Unconditional Sex

Season 3 - Episode 3

Jeff is still trying to decide whether he should cheat on his girlfriend Julia with Wilma, or not. While his friends try to help him, Jeff is no match in this debate for "devil woman" Wilma. She knows every argument that Susan (the expert in getting her own way) has ever used. Jeff paints himself into a terrifyingly extreme conversational corner, until he blurts out that the reason he can't have sex with Wilma is that his girlfriend is dead...

star 8.12
152 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Freckle, The Key and the Couple Who Weren't

#14 - The Freckle, The Key and the Couple Who Weren't

Season 3 - Episode 5

Steve is troubled by a blemish on his bottom, which Susan hasn't noticed. James remembers where he knows Susan from. Jeff and Julia try spicing up their love life, but he loses the key to the handcuffs. Then Julia's chunky ex-boyfriend calls round, and he has to pretend that they're not a couple.

star 8.10
155 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Mykola Pawluk, Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Flushed

#15 - Flushed

Season 1 - Episode 1

Jeff reckons Steve is still in 'The Zone' with Jane: the time after the breakup when there can still be sex, but he wants to date Susan instead. When he has a meal in a restaurant with Jane, Susan walks in.

star 8.09
345 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Her Best Friend's Bottom

#16 - Her Best Friend's Bottom

Season 2 - Episode 3

When Steve pops into Susan's flat, he accidentally sees Sally's naked bottom. This incident leads to dilemmas and awkwardness all round, which are dealt with in the classic sequence outlined by Jeff: the prickles (an embarrassed silence), the blurts (talking too fast), followed by the "head laugh".

star 8.08
174 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Gotcha

#17 - Gotcha

Season 2 - Episode 6

It's one year since Steve and Susan's first date, and he is dreading questions about their future. And then a wedding invitation drops through their front door. Patrick meets an ex who appears to fail to recognize him.

star 8.08
172 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Dressed

#18 - Dressed

Season 2 - Episode 7

Patrick has boasted to his business associate, Ivan, amongst other things that he has a wife, and when Ivan comes to the bar, Patrick presses Sally and then Susan into pretending to be his wife. Things turn awkward when Steve proposes to Susan while she is pretending to be faithfully married to Patrick. Meanwhile, Jane is invited on a dinner date by Bill, a man she chatted up in a pub, but makes an unfortunate choice of clothing for the evening.

star 8.03
169 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Remember This

#19 - Remember This

Season 3 - Episode 4

Sally is surprised to say the least when Patrick arrives at her flat at three in the morning to get rid of a spider for her. It turns out that he dreamt her distress call. What can this mean? Does Patrick subconsciously want to protect Sally? More shockingly, does Patrick have a subconscious? Encouraged by their friends, Sally and Patrick independently tell the story of how they first met...

star 7.98
154 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Faithless

#20 - Faithless

Season 3 - Episode 2

Jane finds herself competing with the Supreme Being of the Universe and she feels it isn't fair on either of them. Jeff finds himself in the middle when he has to decide to cheat his girlfriend Julia with Wilma or not.

star 7.98
144 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
The Melty Man Cometh

#21 - The Melty Man Cometh

Season 2 - Episode 4

Following their disastrous encounter, Patrick seeks reassurance from Steve & Jeff, who explain to him the theory of the Melty Man, and Sally seeks reassurance from Jane & Susan, who try to comfort her with their own "failure" experiences.

star 7.96
159 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Jane and the Truth Snake

#22 - Jane and the Truth Snake

Season 2 - Episode 5

Jane gets the sack as a traffic reporter for a local radio station, and decides on a new career in children's entertainment. She starts rehearsing with a pink snake hand puppet, which turns out to have an unstoppable ability to tell the bald truth. Patrick is trying to dump his latest girlfriend Lynda, but when she says she's interested in a threesome, he desperately starts backtracking.

star 7.95
168 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Nightlines

#23 - Nightlines

Season 4 - Episode 2

A phone call between Susan and Sally grows and grows as Steve, Patrick, Oliver and Jane gradually find their way onto the line. Will the phone call ever end?

star 7.94
136 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Nine and a Half Minutes

#24 - Nine and a Half Minutes

Season 4 - Episode 1

One bar, three different points of view, the same nine and a half minutes. Susan and Steve are pregnant (mostly Susan), Patrick and Sally are discussing relationships (mostly Sally), and Jane has a blind date - but will his job be a problem? Meanwhile, in the skies above an Aegean island, terrible danger grows.

star 7.90
150 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes
Circus of the Epidurals

#25 - Circus of the Epidurals

Season 4 - Episode 4

It's time to start attending antenatal classes. Susan need a back-up birth partner, Steve is haunted by the ghost of spanking lesbians past and Sally is seeking the solace of a string quartet. Meanwhile, Jane is trying to find a way to out-keen Oliver.

star 7.83
129 votes
Directors: Martin Dennis
Writers: Steven Moffat
Watch on Amazon Buy on iTunes