The BEST episodes written by Kenny Schwartz

The One True King (To Unite Them All)
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8.71
372 votes

#1 - The One True King (To Unite Them All)

Galavant - Season 2 - Episode 10

Under Madalena and Wormwood's spell, the zombie army revolt against Galavant and company, until Sid arrives with an unlikely army of his own. Galavant, Gareth, and Sid's army battle the Zombies while Isabella fights Madalena. Meanwhile, Richard goes after Wormwood, who attacks Tad Cooper, which provokes Richard to perform a (nearly) heroic act. Elsewhere, Gareth tries to reason with Madalena, but she is driven to learn how to use her newly acquired dark magic. At the end of the day, who will get their happily ever after.

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Battle of the Three Armies
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8.31
362 votes

#2 - Battle of the Three Armies

Galavant - Season 2 - Episode 9

In their war against Valencia, all hope seems lost for Isabella and the people of Hortensia until Galavant arrives with his zombie army. Meanwhile, Gareth abandons Madalena after he realizes that she betrayed him and is learning (and using) the Dark Dark Evil Way.

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The Bathroom Incident
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7.89
199 votes

#3 - The Bathroom Incident

Guys With Kids - Season 1 - Episode 7

Gary gets Emily's help organizing his apartment; Freddie and Ernie lock themselves in the bathroom; the guys talk to Nick about his lack of preparation.

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The Wedding Dress
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7.88
118 votes

#4 - The Wedding Dress

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 15

Pete searches for a woman he slept with only to find out she's getting married and he was her last one night stand. Ashley gets her arm stuck in the garbage disposal while trying to fix it herself and Sharon goes shopping for wedding dress on sale.

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Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (1)
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7.88
121 votes

#5 - Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (1)

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 17

Pete and Sharon think they see Berg engulfed by a tidal wave on the news, after he goes to meet the weather forecaster on location.

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The Pilot
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7.87
322 votes

#6 - The Pilot

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 1

Pete, Berg and Sharon, three close friends from college, are introduced, along with their workplace, Beacon Street Pizza.

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The Kidney Stays In the Picture
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7.81
1232 votes

#7 - The Kidney Stays In the Picture

American Dad! - Season 8 - Episode 16

Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.

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The Unbrave One
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7.80
1304 votes

#8 - The Unbrave One

American Dad! - Season 8 - Episode 8

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

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Killer Vacation
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7.79
1455 votes

#9 - Killer Vacation

American Dad! - Season 9 - Episode 2

During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

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First Word
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7.77
147 votes

#10 - First Word

Guys With Kids - Season 1 - Episode 11

Nick and Chris argue about who brought Sheila into their life; Gary talks about the origin of his chipped tooth; Sheila and Chris wait for Ernie's first word.

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It's Hard to Say Goodbye
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7.72
226 votes

#11 - It's Hard to Say Goodbye

American Housewife - Season 2 - Episode 19

Katie and Greg struggle to help the kids accept loss as a family friend suddenly passes away and as their pet pig, Hans Gruber, must be returned to his natural habitat.

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Get Back
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7.72
174 votes

#12 - Get Back

Mad About You - Season 4 - Episode 11

Jamie throws out her back during adventurous sex on the floor, leaving Paul to help out with her duties at City Hall while also trying to get his father to an optometrist's appointment.

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The Alan Brady Show
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7.71
148 votes

#13 - The Alan Brady Show

Mad About You - Season 3 - Episode 16

Paul finds it very difficult to deal with the considerable ego of a legendary TV star, until help arrives in the form of a tip from a surprising quarter.

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The Cold
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7.71
3581 votes

#14 - The Cold

Modern Family - Season 6 - Episode 3

Phil must make creative edits in Cam and Mitch’s wedding video when footage reveals that Phil is responsible for a terrible cold that has plagued the family; Gloria and Jay try to help Manny cope with stress in different ways and Mitchell is concerned about Lily's new friend.

The Test
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7.70
170 votes

#15 - The Test

Mad About You - Season 4 - Episode 3

A long wait at the bus stop leaves time for the Buchmans to take a Cosmopolitan marriage test. (Clip show).

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Finding Fillion
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7.68
225 votes

#16 - Finding Fillion

American Housewife - Season 2 - Episode 23

In order to impress the other moms at school, Katie, Taylor and Oliver travel to New York to track down Nathan Fillion at a "Firefly" convention, so Katie can convince him to attend the school's spring gala.

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Knock 'Em Down
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7.66
3160 votes

#17 - Knock 'Em Down

Modern Family - Season 6 - Episode 20

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam’s bowling team, not knowing it’s an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors. Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Coupling
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7.63
114 votes

#18 - Coupling

American Housewife - Season 5 - Episode 3

Katie is taken aback when she learns Taylor’s boyfriend Trip has been spending the night. Meanwhile, Greg is forced to separate the kids when Anna-Kat and Franklin both come down with mono. And Cooper feels neglected when Oliver starts spending too much time at the office.

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Big Trouble in Little Langley
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7.61
1085 votes

#19 - Big Trouble in Little Langley

American Dad! - Season 4 - Episode 4

When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

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When a Stan Loves a Woman
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7.60
1095 votes

#20 - When a Stan Loves a Woman

American Dad! - Season 3 - Episode 16

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

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Graduation
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7.60
121 votes

#21 - Graduation

American Housewife - Season 5 - Episode 1

Katie goes to great lengths to appease Principal Ablin in order to ensure Taylor graduates high school. Meanwhile, Greg finishes ghost writing the final chapter of Lonnie’s book. And while Oliver is devastated to learn Cooper’s family will be moving out of Westport, Anna-Kat tells Franklin she is ready to venture outside her comfort zone and plans to attend sleep-away camp during summer break.

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Psych
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7.58
119 votes

#22 - Psych

American Housewife - Season 5 - Episode 2

Without her lasagna business to keep her preoccupied, Katie feels like her life is once again off course. As she searches to find her life purpose, she redirects her energy toward Greg and the kids becoming overbearing and controlling. Meanwhile, after sabotaging Greg’s efforts to preserve a historical landmark and putting the future of the Westport Historical Guild in jeopardy, Katie recommends Greg run for city council. And elsewhere, Franklin challenges an older boy to a duel in an effort to win back Anna-Kat’s affections.

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Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
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7.57
93 votes

#23 - Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 21

A jealous Berg tries to get Irene back but ends up screwing it up again, as he won't leave her alone and keeps on having conflicts with Roger, her new mailman-boyfriend. Pete tries to convince Ashley to stay by spending more time with her and making her a picnic in the park, but he gets stood up becuse Ashley doesn't want to get involved with pete as she's moving, and it will end in heartache when she does leave. Johnny wants to spend more time with Sharon, so he helps Sharon serve a subpoena to a man who has a scary dog, and they spend the day together trying to get through the garden to his letter box

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Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met
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7.55
176 votes

#24 - Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 11

Pete and Berg reflect on their college days when Bill asks them how come neither of them was ever romantically involved with Sharon.

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Getting Frank with the Ottos
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7.53
94 votes

#25 - Getting Frank with the Ottos

American Housewife - Season 5 - Episode 10

To celebrate the momentous 100th episode milestone of his podcast, Franklin invites Katie and the family to make guest appearances on his show, “Getting Frank with Franklin.” After witnessing his intrusive tactics with Taylor and the others, Katie is determined to keep her interview light and fun but is surprised when her mom Kathryn joins her. Meanwhile, Greg asks Lonnie to be his campaign manager to help strengthen his social media presence.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery
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7.53
162 votes

#26 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 10

Berg gets suspicious of Pete when he always want's to deliver the pizza to 845 Arlington. So Berg makes the delivery for a change and discovers that it's a gorgeous artist who paints with her nude body that's been making the orders. This leads Berg and Sharon to believe that Pete is cheating on Melissa with her.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter
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7.53
172 votes

#27 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 9

Berg and Sharon set Pete up with a girl they find listed in the personal ads, but she soon makes it clear she won't let anyone come between them, even to come in Berg's bedroom at night with a baseball bat.

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1600 Candles
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7.52
1704 votes

#28 - 1600 Candles

American Dad! - Season 5 - Episode 1

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.

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Roger 'n Me
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7.47
1201 votes

#29 - Roger 'n Me

American Dad! - Season 2 - Episode 13

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

Burning Down the House
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7.47
90 votes

#30 - Burning Down the House

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 11

Johnny and Sharon's new house burns down.

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The Setup
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7.46
172 votes

#31 - The Setup

Love, Victor - Season 3 - Episode 3

Victor's parents introduce him to a gay-friendly church and an exciting new friend. Mia questions how she fits into Lake’s new relationship. Felix learns that his mom is starting to date. A new secret of Benji's causes friction between him and Rahim.

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Francine's Flashback
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7.45
2011 votes

#32 - Francine's Flashback

American Dad! - Season 1 - Episode 4

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

Hot and Cold
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7.45
143 votes

#33 - Hot and Cold

Mad About You - Season 4 - Episode 13

Ira resumes gambling, wins a lot, hands out generous presents and then takes a $4,000 bath--no problems for him, but a couple for the Buchmans.

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White Rice
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7.44
2386 votes

#34 - White Rice

American Dad! - Season 7 - Episode 5

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

Shallow Vows
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7.42
1346 votes

#35 - Shallow Vows

American Dad! - Season 6 - Episode 6

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

Lincoln Lover
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7.39
1382 votes

#36 - Lincoln Lover

American Dad! - Season 3 - Episode 4

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

Two Guys, a Girl and a Mother's Day
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7.37
101 votes

#37 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Mother's Day

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 20

Berg is suspicious that Ashley might be posing nude for a professor. Johnny's four sisters and three of them are pregnant. Berg delivers a baby.

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Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective
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7.34
179 votes

#38 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 5

Pete has to choose an elective course. He chose metallurgy but when Berg brought his course choice card in he changed it for a course in sports broadcasting. At first Pete's mad at Berg but soon learns to enjoy it. Also Sharon tries to prove that her boyfriend isn't dumb.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming
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7.24
138 votes

#39 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 4

Pete and Berg tamper with the law, and Sharon exaggerates her boyfriend's social standing to impress former classmates.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette
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7.22
115 votes

#40 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 20

The guys at the firehouse make Pete believe that Marty has a thing for him. Pete, Berg and Sharon decide to hang out at O'Malley's, their old college hangout, just like old times since Johnny is having his bachelor party but Johnny shows up anyway and Berg gets mad at him for ruining their evening and punches Johnny right in the face.

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Halloween 2: Mind Over Body
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7.04
97 votes

#41 - Halloween 2: Mind Over Body

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 6

A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.

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The Couple
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6.94
146 votes

#42 - The Couple

Mad About You - Season 4 - Episode 8

Three lies, two shows and a realization as Jamie and Paul figure out ""why it will never happen"" to them, or so one is led to believe when their new friends turn out to be not quite what they pretend to be.