The BEST episodes written by Vince Calandra
#1 - Unbalanced Load
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 26
Rocko decides that it's finally time to take a trip to the ol' laundromat (since some of his clothes are beginning to actually get up and walk around the room!)
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#2 - Popcorn Pandemonium
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 14
Rocko would love to be able to go to a drive-in movie, but it looks like he'll have to settle for the huge matinee complex at the mall. He and Heffer go there, and experience first-hand the ""modern movie-going experience"".
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#3 - Who's for Dinner?
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 23
Heffer invites Rocko over to his parents' house for dinner. There, Rocko sees just how dysfunctional a family can be. After Rocko tells Heffer that he is actually adopted, he sadly runs away to find his biological family.
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#4 - Rinse and Spit
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 20
Filburt cons Rocko into being his patient for a big dentristry exam he has to take.
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#5 - Clean Lovin'
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 25
Spunky becomes romantically smitten with an old rag mop, despite Rocko's constant attempts to dissolve the unhealthy ""romance"".
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Retired at 35 - Season 2 - Episode 5
Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.
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#7 - Love Spanked
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 24
Rocko tries to get over his crush on his beautiful next-door-neighbor, Melba. Heffer tries to help by setting Rocko up with an assortment of dates (via personals ads), but each and every one of them ends in disaster.
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#8 - She's the Toad
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 - Episode 5
Ed has a nervous breakdown right before a big proposal is due. Bev writes the proposal and then makes an Ed costume that Heffer and Filburt wear to give the speech.
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#9 - Sand in Your Navel
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 18
Rocko and Spunky take a trip to the beach, in order to avoid a day of brutal heat.
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#10 - Jet Scream
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 5
Rocko and Heffer experience the ups and downs of traveling by airplane.
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#11 - Bye, Bye Birdie
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 - Episode 1
When Filburt is sick, Heffer and Rocko ""bird"" sit Filburt's problem bird, Turdy. When Heffer birdsits in a literal sense, they panic about Filburt finding out.
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#12 - No Pain, No Gain
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 1
Rocko and Heffer join a health club in hopes of losing a few of those unsightly pounds.
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#13 - Carnival Knowledge
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 17
Rocko and Heffer go to the local carnival, and Rocko is intent on winning something. But it's not as easy as he thinks, because these O-Town carnival games are actually rigged.
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#14 - Belch of Destiny
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 - Episode 2
When Heffer discover his talent of burping, he goes to the talent show. He wins, with the prize being a trip to Astro-Camp in outer space, but Heffer's dad won't let him go, since he thinks that burping his way to Astro-Camp is ridiculous.
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#15 - Skid Marks
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 8
When Rocko gets pulled over by the police because his gas cap is missing, his car gets into the pound and he has to go through driving school all over again, where Rocko is repeatedly warned not to have ""the fat guy"" as an instructor.
#16 - The Lounge Singer
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 - Episode 4
Filburt becomes a famous lounge singer with the help of motivational tapes.
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#17 - Keeping Up With the Bigheads
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 7
Ed Bighead wants to dispose of Rocko, so he tips off a home inspector of Rocko's messiness, so Rocko must cean up before the inspector comes.
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Retired at 35 - Season 2 - Episode 3
Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.
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#19 - Dirty Dog
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 6
Rocko tries to get an extremely reluctant Spunky to take a bath. Meanwhile, a situation comedy - starring two microscopic parasites - plays out on Spunky's fur.
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#20 - Bedfellows
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 4
When Heffer is forced out of his parents' house, he decides to come and live with Rocko. Eventually, though, the two roommates' very different lifestyles start to conflict with each other.
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#21 - Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 9
When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It turns out it is Oxford, Mississippi. Ashley's boyfriend says he'll move to Boston so they can stay together. Pete and Johnny get jobs as limo drivers. Berg and Ashley finally kiss.
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#22 - Spitballs
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 13
Rocko and Heffer go to a baseball game, in hopes of catching a foul ball.
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#23 - Cabin Fever
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 19
Through a coincidence, Rocko, Heffer, and Mr. & Mrs. Bighead wind up sharing a cabin together on a winter vacation.
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#24 - The Laughing Place
Castle Rock - Season 2 - Episode 5
In 1994, a sequence of events begins that changes the life of a girl named Annie forever.
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#25 - Who Gives a Buck?
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 2
Rocko gets his very own credit card, and Heffer convinces him to go on a spending spree at the mall.
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#26 - Reload
Beautiful People - Season 1 - Episode 3
Sophie and Nicky compete against each other in a school's midterm project, which is run by Julian. Sophie chooses to focus her's on the B.P'.s and Nicky tries to get Karen to help him out. Lynn has trouble finding a new job and has dinner with Mr. Stein. Also, Karen makes a drastic decision involving her nightclub job.
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#27 - Three Sundays
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 16
When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives.
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#28 - Mike's Pole
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 11
When Eve is inspired by her father's patriotism and decides to join the Junior ROTC, Vanessa is concerned.
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#29 - Leap Frogs
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 3
Feeling unwanted by her husband, Mrs. Bighead invites neighbor Rocko over to ""fix a few things around the house."" But little does our wallaby hero know of Mrs. Bighead's ulterior motives.
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#30 - Larabee for School Board
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 6
When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Mandy give her advice on romance.
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#31 - Breaking Curfew
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 15
Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd.
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#32 - Parenting Bud
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 20
When Bud gets jumped while unloading his truck, Mike tries to suggest ways for him to protect himself; Vanessa talks to the girls about caring for her and Mike in their old age.
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#33 - The One Without Dialogue
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 6
Pete tries to locate a woman he saw on the subway, Johnny tries to fix Ashley's bathroom plumbing and he has to turn off the building's water supply, which leaves Berg with a head full of shampoo. A dog follows Sharon home and she has him lick the dishes clean but he accidentally eats her wedding ring. Ashley refuses to give up her seat on the subway to a pregnant woman so four pregnant women hound her.
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#34 - Circle of Life
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 6
After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.
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#35 - Rediscover America
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 3
The longtime friendship between Mike and Ed is challenged when Ed's pushy girlfriend, Wendi, thinks Outdoor Man store owner Ed and not Mike should be the face of the sporting goods store. Meanwhile, Eve feels the pressure of being labeled her high school football team's "female" kicker.
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#36 - Au Revoir Pizza Place
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 2
Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny.
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#37 - Sinkhole
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 4
After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.
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#39 - The Mother
Castle Rock - Season 2 - Episode 6
A familiar face arrives in Castle Rock.
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#40 - Tertia Optio
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan - Season 2 - Episode 2
Jack is granted permission from Senator Chapin to stay in Venezuela. President Reyes denies involvement in the events that are keeping Jack in the country. Jack and Harry team up to follow a lead that could create dissension within the ranks.
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#41 - Blue Gold
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan - Season 2 - Episode 5
Using Max's daughter as bait, Jack and Harry convince Max to meet face to face. Stranded in the jungle, Marcus stumbles across a prisoner camp. Greer visits Gloria hoping to draw a connection between Reyes and her missing husband.
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#42 - Ripe
Sharp Objects - Season 1 - Episode 4
Camille is triggered by scenes from her past. Her and Richard grow closer.
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#43 - The Internet Show
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 22
When Sharon is late she thinks she may be pregnant so she makes Ashley take a pregnancy test with her, Berg tries to get a urine sample from Irene because he thinks she may be pregnant too when he finds out the glow in the dark condom they used was defective.
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#44 - Thanksgiving
Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 9
On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad (Robert Forster) announces plans to open a recreational marijuana store; Mike worries what message his dad's business venture will send to the family.
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Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 2
Berg thinks he may have drugged Pete before an important architecture presentation.
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#46 - The Undercard
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 23
Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Sharon makes all the important choices, Pete is stressed when Marti gets into fireman boot camp before he does and they admit to each other that they like each other, Berg is depressed so he visits his parents only to discover that his mom threw his dad out because he cheated on her.
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#47 - The Monitor Story
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 14
Sharon and Johnny discover a hidden room in their apartment, which contains a TV monitor that is hooked up to every apartment in the building. Berg and Ashley get back in the dating swing. Pete discovers that Irene has been taking his stuff and making a dummy of Pete.
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#48 - The Bear
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 1
A bear mauls Pete and he thinks Marti doesn't care for him when she doesn't rush to go see him. Berg and Irene try to keep what they did after the wedding a secret but they end up sleeping together again. Johnny shows Sharon the house he bought for them and it's in serious need of repair. Nomar breaks up with Ashley because of something Pete told him.
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#49 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 19
Berg gives Ashley a key to his and Pete's apartment without telling Pete. Pete doesn't like because he hates Ashley. Ashley doesn't find out that Pete hates her until Sharon tells her. Now Ashley won't talk to Pete, Sharon won't talk to Ashley because Ashley said Sharon has a big mouth. But they all find someone to blame for this, Johnny. You see Pete went to talk to Sharon and Johnny and Sharon got mad at Johnny for mentioning Shawn's name again so she went upstairs and Ashley was there. Sharon told Ashley Pete hates her and when Pete asked who told her that she said that Sharon told her because Sharon has a big mouth. Berg gets the whole thing settled though. Berg becomes a ringside fight doctor but gets fired when he tells the fighter that he should call it quits because he has extreme brain damage.
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#50 - Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 16
Pete gets a new extremely peppy best friend, Sharon sets Berg up with Sean so she'll stop seeing Johnny but Sean is secretly in love with Johnny which leads Sharon and Johnny to break up. Sharon and Pete share a passionate kiss at the end of the episode.
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