The BEST episodes written by Vince Calandra

Unbalanced Load
star
9.22
45 votes

#1 - Unbalanced Load

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 26

Rocko decides that it's finally time to take a trip to the ol' laundromat (since some of his clothes are beginning to actually get up and walk around the room!)

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Popcorn Pandemonium
star
9.15
79 votes

#2 - Popcorn Pandemonium

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 14

Rocko would love to be able to go to a drive-in movie, but it looks like he'll have to settle for the huge matinee complex at the mall. He and Heffer go there, and experience first-hand the ""modern movie-going experience"".

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Who's for Dinner?
star
9.10
49 votes

#3 - Who's for Dinner?

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 23

Heffer invites Rocko over to his parents' house for dinner. There, Rocko sees just how dysfunctional a family can be. After Rocko tells Heffer that he is actually adopted, he sadly runs away to find his biological family.

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Clean Lovin'
star
9.00
50 votes

#4 - Clean Lovin'

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 25

Spunky becomes romantically smitten with an old rag mop, despite Rocko's constant attempts to dissolve the unhealthy ""romance"".

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My Dinner With Alan
star
9.00
3 votes

#5 - My Dinner With Alan

Retired at 35 - Season 2 - Episode 5

Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.

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Love Spanked
star
9.00
47 votes

#6 - Love Spanked

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 24

Rocko tries to get over his crush on his beautiful next-door-neighbor, Melba. Heffer tries to help by setting Rocko up with an assortment of dates (via personals ads), but each and every one of them ends in disaster.

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Sand in Your Navel
star
8.96
52 votes

#7 - Sand in Your Navel

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 18

Rocko and Spunky take a trip to the beach, in order to avoid a day of brutal heat.

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Rinse and Spit
star
8.96
51 votes

#8 - Rinse and Spit

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 20

Filburt cons Rocko into being his patient for a big dentristry exam he has to take.

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She's the Toad
star
8.94
84 votes

#9 - She's the Toad

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 - Episode 5

Ed has a nervous breakdown right before a big proposal is due. Bev writes the proposal and then makes an Ed costume that Heffer and Filburt wear to give the speech.

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Jet Scream
star
8.91
117 votes

#10 - Jet Scream

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 5

Rocko and Heffer experience the ups and downs of traveling by airplane.

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Bye, Bye Birdie
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8.82
118 votes

#11 - Bye, Bye Birdie

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 - Episode 1

When Filburt is sick, Heffer and Rocko ""bird"" sit Filburt's problem bird, Turdy. When Heffer birdsits in a literal sense, they panic about Filburt finding out.

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No Pain, No Gain
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8.73
313 votes

#12 - No Pain, No Gain

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 1

Rocko and Heffer join a health club in hopes of losing a few of those unsightly pounds.

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Carnival Knowledge
star
8.71
114 votes

#13 - Carnival Knowledge

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 17

Rocko and Heffer go to the local carnival, and Rocko is intent on winning something. But it's not as easy as he thinks, because these O-Town carnival games are actually rigged.

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Belch of Destiny
star
8.66
47 votes

#14 - Belch of Destiny

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 - Episode 2

When Heffer discover his talent of burping, he goes to the talent show. He wins, with the prize being a trip to Astro-Camp in outer space, but Heffer's dad won't let him go, since he thinks that burping his way to Astro-Camp is ridiculous.

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Skid Marks
star
8.58
95 votes

#15 - Skid Marks

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 8

When Rocko gets pulled over by the police because his gas cap is missing, his car gets into the pound and he has to go through driving school all over again, where Rocko is repeatedly warned not to have ""the fat guy"" as an instructor.

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The Lounge Singer
star
8.54
147 votes

#16 - The Lounge Singer

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 - Episode 4

Filburt becomes a famous lounge singer with the help of motivational tapes.

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Keeping Up With the Bigheads
star
8.53
136 votes

#17 - Keeping Up With the Bigheads

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 7

Ed Bighead wants to dispose of Rocko, so he tips off a home inspector of Rocko's messiness, so Rocko must cean up before the inspector comes.

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Poker Face
star
8.50
2 votes

#18 - Poker Face

Retired at 35 - Season 2 - Episode 3

Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.

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Dirty Dog
star
8.44
131 votes

#19 - Dirty Dog

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 6

Rocko tries to get an extremely reluctant Spunky to take a bath. Meanwhile, a situation comedy - starring two microscopic parasites - plays out on Spunky's fur.

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Bedfellows
star
8.41
137 votes

#20 - Bedfellows

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 4

When Heffer is forced out of his parents' house, he decides to come and live with Rocko. Eventually, though, the two roommates' very different lifestyles start to conflict with each other.

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Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
star
8.30
133 votes

#21 - Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 9

Berg follows Ashley to Oxford; Pete gets a job chauffeuring a rich elderly lady.

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Spitballs
star
8.21
87 votes

#22 - Spitballs

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 13

Rocko and Heffer go to a baseball game, in hopes of catching a foul ball.

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Cabin Fever
star
8.17
81 votes

#23 - Cabin Fever

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 19

Through a coincidence, Rocko, Heffer, and Mr. & Mrs. Bighead wind up sharing a cabin together on a winter vacation.

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The Laughing Place
star
8.04
988 votes

#24 - The Laughing Place

Castle Rock - Season 2 - Episode 5

In 1994, a sequence of events begins that changes the life of a girl named Annie forever.

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Reload
star
8.00
1 votes

#25 - Reload

Beautiful People - Season 1 - Episode 3

Sophie and Nicky compete against each other in a school's midterm project, which is run by Julian. Sophie chooses to focus her's on the B.P'.s and Nicky tries to get Karen to help him out. Lynn has trouble finding a new job and has dinner with Mr. Stein. Also, Karen makes a drastic decision involving her nightclub job.

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Who Gives a Buck?
star
8.00
199 votes

#26 - Who Gives a Buck?

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 2

Rocko gets his very own credit card, and Heffer convinces him to go on a spending spree at the mall.

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Mike's Pole
star
7.89
1203 votes

#27 - Mike's Pole

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 11

When Eve is inspired by her father's patriotism and decides to join the Junior ROTC, Vanessa is concerned.

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Three Sundays
star
7.89
728 votes

#28 - Three Sundays

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 16

When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives.

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Larabee for School Board
star
7.85
1122 votes

#29 - Larabee for School Board

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 6

When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Mandy give her advice on romance.

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Breaking Curfew
star
7.84
1204 votes

#30 - Breaking Curfew

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 15

Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd.

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Parenting Bud
star
7.84
1035 votes

#31 - Parenting Bud

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 20

When Bud gets jumped while unloading his truck, Mike tries to suggest ways for him to protect himself; Vanessa talks to the girls about caring for her and Mike in their old age.

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Leap Frogs
star
7.82
165 votes

#32 - Leap Frogs

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 - Episode 3

Feeling unwanted by her husband, Mrs. Bighead invites neighbor Rocko over to ""fix a few things around the house."" But little does our wallaby hero know of Mrs. Bighead's ulterior motives.

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Circle of Life
star
7.81
1332 votes

#33 - Circle of Life

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 2 - Episode 6

After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.

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The One Without Dialogue
star
7.81
128 votes

#34 - The One Without Dialogue

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 6

Pete tries to locate a woman he saw on the subway, Johnny tries to fix Ashley's bathroom plumbing and he has to turn off the building's water supply, which leaves Berg with a head full of shampoo. A dog follows Sharon home and she has him lick the dishes clean but he accidentally eats her wedding ring. Ashley refuses to give up her seat on the subway to a pregnant woman so four pregnant women hound her.

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Rediscover America
star
7.80
1030 votes

#35 - Rediscover America

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 3

The longtime friendship between Mike and Ed is challenged when Ed's pushy girlfriend, Wendi, thinks Outdoor Man store owner Ed and not Mike should be the face of the sporting goods store. Meanwhile, Eve feels the pressure of being labeled her high school football team's "female" kicker.

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Au Revoir Pizza Place
star
7.75
103 votes

#36 - Au Revoir Pizza Place

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 2

Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny.

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Sinkhole
star
7.70
1048 votes

#37 - Sinkhole

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 4 - Episode 4

After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.

Casualty
star
7.67
623 votes

#38 - Casualty

UnREAL - Season 2 - Episode 6

Rachel deals with a trauma, and Chet is there for her. Meanwhile, Quinn pursues a new relationship; Rachel learns something surprising on a hometown date; and an angry Darius makes a startling decision.

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Tertia Optio
star
7.65
2374 votes

#39 - Tertia Optio

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan - Season 2 - Episode 2

Jack is granted permission from Senator Chapin to stay in Venezuela. President Reyes denies involvement in the events that are keeping Jack in the country. Jack and Harry team up to follow a lead that could create dissension within the ranks.

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The Mother
star
7.65
914 votes

#40 - The Mother

Castle Rock - Season 2 - Episode 6

A familiar face arrives in Castle Rock.

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Blue Gold
star
7.61
2175 votes

#41 - Blue Gold

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan - Season 2 - Episode 5

Using Max's daughter as bait, Jack and Harry convince Max to meet face to face. Stranded in the jungle, Marcus stumbles across a prisoner camp. Greer visits Gloria hoping to draw a connection between Reyes and her missing husband.

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Ripe
star
7.59
1650 votes

#42 - Ripe

Sharp Objects - Season 1 - Episode 4

Camille is triggered by scenes from her past. Her and Richard grow closer.

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Thanksgiving
star
7.55
1231 votes

#43 - Thanksgiving

Last Man Standing (2011) - Season 3 - Episode 9

On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad (Robert Forster) announces plans to open a recreational marijuana store; Mike worries what message his dad's business venture will send to the family.

Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation
star
7.55
284 votes

#44 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 1 - Episode 2

Berg thinks he may have drugged Pete before an important architecture presentation.

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The Internet Show
star
7.54
94 votes

#45 - The Internet Show

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 22

When Sharon is late she thinks she may be pregnant so she makes Ashley take a pregnancy test with her, Berg tries to get a urine sample from Irene because he thinks she may be pregnant too when he finds out the glow in the dark condom they used was defective.

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The Undercard
star
7.52
96 votes

#46 - The Undercard

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 23

Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Sharon makes all the important choices, Pete is stressed when Marti gets into fireman boot camp before he does and they admit to each other that they like each other, Berg is depressed so he visits his parents only to discover that his mom threw his dad out because he cheated on her.

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The Monitor Story
star
7.44
126 votes

#47 - The Monitor Story

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 3 - Episode 14

Sharon and Johnny discover a hidden room in their apartment, which contains a TV monitor that is hooked up to every apartment in the building. Berg and Ashley get back in the dating swing. Pete discovers that Irene has been taking his stuff and making a dummy of Pete.

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The Bear
star
7.41
103 votes

#48 - The Bear

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 4 - Episode 1

A bear mauls Pete and he thinks Marti doesn't care for him when she doesn't rush to go see him. Berg and Irene try to keep what they did after the wedding a secret but they end up sleeping together again. Johnny shows Sharon the house he bought for them and it's in serious need of repair. Nomar breaks up with Ashley because of something Pete told him.

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Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
star
7.39
132 votes

#49 - Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 16

Berg is ignored when Sharon and Johnny double-date with him and another girl -- and both women want to be with Johnny.

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter
star
7.38
104 votes

#50 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter

Two Guys and a Girl - Season 2 - Episode 19

Berg enjoys his new job as ringside fight doctor until he has to tell a fighter his career is over.

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