Retired at 35

The BEST episodes of Retired at 35

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Retired at 35, starring esteemed actor George Segal, is a TV Land original and is the networks second venture into scripted comedy -- along with Hot in Cleveland. Successful young businessman David (Johnathan McClain) decides to leave the rat race of New York City behind and move into his parents' (George Segal and Jessica Walter) Florida retirement home to reconnect with them, re-evaluate his life and live the dream of retirement that so many are working toward.

Last Updated: 5/10/2022Network: TV Land
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The Proposal
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9.00
4 votes

#1 - The Proposal

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/22/2012

Jared proposes to Amy, leaving Brandon both heartbroken and a little suspicious of Jared's motives when the wedding is scheduled in two weeks. David discovers that Brandon's suspicions have merit.

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The Apartment
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8.25
4 votes

#2 - The Apartment

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/1/2012

David becomes suspicious of Elaine's motives when he discovers that she hasn't released her old apartment yet. David then enlists Amy's help to uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.

Directors: Shelley Jensen
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Secrets and Lies
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8.00
29 votes

#3 - Secrets and Lies

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2011

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My Dinner With Alan
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7.75
4 votes

#4 - My Dinner With Alan

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/25/2012

Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.

Directors: David Trainer
Workin' Man
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7.67
3 votes

#5 - Workin' Man

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/16/2011

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The Dates
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7.33
3 votes

#6 - The Dates

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/3/2012

Alan and Elaine go to couples therapy, and the therapist (Robin Givens) suggests that each plan a secret date for the other. David moves in with Amy, after the presence of both his parents in the condo begins to bother him. But Amy soon becomes bothered by David's presence.

Directors: Shelley Jensen
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Poker Face
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7.33
3 votes

#7 - Poker Face

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/10/2012

Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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The Grifters
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7.33
3 votes

#8 - The Grifters

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2012

David meets a nice girl named Jenn (Danneel Ackles) at the grocery store, and lies to her about his career and financial situations. Alan and Elaine become convinced that Jenn is hiding ulterior motives with regards to David. Amy and Jared agree to move in together, but after Amy gets advice from Alan about the decision, Amy scares Jared about possible marital commitments.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Rocket Man
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6.67
30 votes

#9 - Rocket Man

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2011

Alan becomes jealous as David develops a budding relationship with Elaine's new boyfriend, an astronaut.

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The Break-Up
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6.50
2 votes

#10 - The Break-Up

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2012

Amy is confused after getting a surprise kiss from Brandon, making her question her relationship with Jared. Making matters worse, the entire Robbins family gets involved in Amy's love life. Elsewhere, David and Jenn stuggle to agree on ground rules for their relationship.

Directors: Shelley Jensen
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David's Room
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6.40
5 votes

#11 - David's Room

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/9/2011

Elaine and Alan battle for David's affections by buying him fancy gifts. Alan learns that he loves being alone.

Pilot
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6.35
88 votes

#12 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/19/2011

When a New York executive visits his parents in their retirement home, he decides to quit his job and move in; however, his decision prompts them to make a life-altering decision.

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Gate Gate
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6.33
6 votes

#13 - Gate Gate

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/2/2011

Hit It and Quit It
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6.22
59 votes

#14 - Hit It and Quit It

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/26/2011

Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.

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Stuck in the Meddle
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6.20
5 votes

#15 - Stuck in the Meddle

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/23/2011

Elaine's meddling in her son's personal life prompts a lie from David that quickly spirals out of control.

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The Tell-Tale Cart
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6.17
6 votes

#16 - The Tell-Tale Cart

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/9/2011

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Matchmakers
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6.00
4 votes

#17 - Matchmakers

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/16/2011

David's new status as a matchmaker also has a financial upside, thanks to his top escort---Alan.

Up North
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6.00
2 votes

#18 - Up North

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/26/2012

Elaine appears determined to pursue a one-night stand of her own after catching Alan in bed with Susan. Alan asks David and Amy (Marissa Jaret Winokur) to find out if their mother is following through on her threat, as he's determined to win her back.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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Knocked Up
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0.00
0 votes

#19 - Knocked Up

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2012

Following her breakup with Jared, Amy fears she may be pregnant with Jared's child. Her excited parents don't bother to wait for confirmation before sharing their happy news.

Directors: Andy Cadiff
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My Best Friend's Wedding
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0.00
0 votes

#20 - My Best Friend's Wedding

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/29/2012

The second season concludes with Amy facing a difficult choice: She discovers that Jared wanted to marry her quickly to get a green card, while also realizing how much Brandon is in love with her.