The WORST episodes of Retired at 35
Every episode of Retired at 35 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Retired at 35!
Successful young businessman David decides to leave the rat race of New York City behind and move into his parents’ Florida retirement home to reconnect with them, re-evaluate his life and live the dream of retirement that so many are working toward.
#6 - Hit It and Quit It
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/26/2011
Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.
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#9 - Up North
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/26/2012
Elaine appears determined to pursue a one-night stand of her own after catching Alan in bed with Susan. Alan asks David and Amy (Marissa Jaret Winokur) to find out if their mother is following through on her threat, as he's determined to win her back.
#10 - The Break-Up
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2012
Amy is confused after getting a surprise kiss from Brandon, making her question her relationship with Jared. Making matters worse, the entire Robbins family gets involved in Amy's love life. Elsewhere, David and Jenn stuggle to agree on ground rules for their relationship.
#12 - The Apartment
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/1/2012
David becomes suspicious of Elaine's motives when he discovers that she hasn't released her old apartment yet. David then enlists Amy's help to uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.
#13 - The Grifters
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2012
David meets a nice girl named Jenn (Danneel Ackles) at the grocery store, and lies to her about his career and financial situations. Alan and Elaine become convinced that Jenn is hiding ulterior motives with regards to David. Amy and Jared agree to move in together, but after Amy gets advice from Alan about the decision, Amy scares Jared about possible marital commitments.
#14 - Poker Face
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/10/2012
Elaine takes part in Alan's poker games, making him uncomfortable. David begins working for Brandon's pool care business, but hurts Brandon's feelings by saying that he is embarrassed to tell his parents what his real job is. Brandon meets Amy's boyfriend Jared (John Ross Bowie), which stirs Brandon's romantic feelings for Amy even more.
#15 - The Dates
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/3/2012
Alan and Elaine go to couples therapy, and the therapist (Robin Givens) suggests that each plan a secret date for the other. David moves in with Amy, after the presence of both his parents in the condo begins to bother him. But Amy soon becomes bothered by David's presence.
#17 - My Dinner With Alan
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/25/2012
Amy pushes her father to be more friendly toward Jared, but later regrets it when Alan convinces Jared to move his huge massage chair into his and Amy's apartment. Elsewhere, David is annoyed when Alan replaces him with Jared on the community's softball team, even giving David's old uniform to Jared.
#18 - Knocked Up
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2012
Following her breakup with Jared, Amy fears she may be pregnant with Jared's child. Her excited parents don't bother to wait for confirmation before sharing their happy news.