The BEST episodes of Two and a Half Men season 5
Every episode of Two and a Half Men season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Two and a Half Men season 5!
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
#1 - Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/5/2008
CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house.
#3 - Tight's Good
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2007
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
#4 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2007
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
#5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
#6 - The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/31/2008
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
#7 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/19/2008
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
#8 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2008
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
#9 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2007
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
#10 - City of Great Racks
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2007
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
#11 - Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/14/2008
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
#12 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2007
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
#13 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/2007
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
#14 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/2007
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
#15 - Rough Night In Hump Junction
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/21/2008
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
#16 - The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2007
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
#17 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/24/2008
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
#18 - Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/17/2008
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
#19 - If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/12/2008
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.