The BEST episodes of Melissa & Joey

Every episode of Melissa & Joey ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Melissa & Joey!

Mel is a local politician from a political family. When a family scandal leaves her niece, Lennox, and nephew, Ryder, without their parents, Mel takes them in. Joe is a former commodities trader left bankrupt after a ponzi scheme who is searching for a job. Just when Mel finds it hard to handle an instant family, her career and her own personal life, she meets and hires Joe to become the family's nanny.

Last Updated: 10/7/2026Network: ABC FamilyStatus: Ended
The Settlement
star
8.30
261 votes

#1 - The Settlement

Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 9/14/2011

Joe considers newfound possibilities, when he comes into a large sum of money. Meanwhile, a water leak is found on the living room ceiling.

Directors: Jeff Melman
I Can Manage
star
8.10
232 votes

#2 - I Can Manage

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/30/2012

In the second-season opener, Mel has her home renovated, but the construction work does not go smoothly. Meanwhile, Lennox's school puts on a play she wrote, but the audience reaction is not what she anticipated.

Directors: Jeff Melman
What Happens in Jersey... (1)
star
8.00
87 votes

#3 - What Happens in Jersey... (1)

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/28/2013

In failing health, Joe's grandmother Sofia begs him to come visit her one last time for her birthday, and to bring his beautiful wife Tiffany along. Since Joe never got around to telling "Nona" he and Tiffany got divorced, he's forced to beg Mel to pretend to be his trampy ex. Soon, Joe and Mel are on the road to Jersey with Lennox and Ryder tagging along.

Directors: David Kendall
Right Time, Right Place
star
8.00
58 votes

#4 - Right Time, Right Place

Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/7/2014

Mel plans the perfect wedding day for her friend Carrie. But when Carrie calls it off, Mel wonders if she should keep all the flowers, catering and venue—for her and Joe. Meanwhile, Lennox helps Ryder lie on his resume to help him get a job.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Don't Train On My Parade
star
8.00
290 votes

#5 - Don't Train On My Parade

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/6/2011

Melissa's trainer, "Lindsay Gates" (Jessalyn Wanlim) has a physical thing for Joey.

Directors: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Matt Boren
Pilot
star
7.90
549 votes

#6 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/17/2010

Former wild child Mel Burke has just been elected as city council person for Toledo, Ohio. However, in addition to her new job, she is also forced into raising her niece, Lennox, and her nephew, Ryder. Lennox and Ryder's father, Louis Scanlon, was part of a ponzi scheme and fled the country. Their mother was sent to prison, leaving Mel as the only option. Joe Longo, a former employee of Louis and lost all of his money. His wife kicked him out and left him with nothing. Joe tracks down Mel for information on Louis. Their paths continue to cross until Mel accidentally offers Joe a job to help her take care of the kids. Lennox got suspended from school and Joe saves the day getting Lennox to talk to the principal and accept her punishment.

Directors: Ted Wass
The Other Longo
star
7.90
290 votes

#7 - The Other Longo

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 8/31/2011

Joe's younger brother visits and takes an interest in Mel.

Directors: David Trainer
Writer: Seth Kurland
Teacher/Teacher
star
7.90
261 votes

#8 - Teacher/Teacher

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/31/2011

Joe gets Ryder in trouble with his teacher; Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-and-over concert.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
star
7.90
290 votes

#9 - Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/20/2012

Mel plans to break up with her boyfriend, but seeks Joe's help in boosting his confidence before she gives him the bad news. Meanwhile, Ryder's girlfriend Holly confides a secret to Lennox and asks her to keep it from Ryder.

Directors: Jeff Melman
A Pair of Sneakers
star
7.90
319 votes

#10 - A Pair of Sneakers

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/1/2012

Joe gives Lennox driving lessons without Mel's consent. After Lennox gets into a minor accident, Joe tries to cover it up from Mel. Mel & Ryder are keeping a secret of their own.

Directors: Linda Mendoza
All Politics is Local
star
7.90
319 votes

#11 - All Politics is Local

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 8/24/2011

Mel's dad comes back to town to support a bill Mel opposes. Meanwhile, Lennox's poetry proves popular with a classmate who's an aspiring singer.

Directors: Shelley Jensen
The Truth Hurts
star
7.80
116 votes

#12 - The Truth Hurts

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/26/2013

Joe accidentally injures Mel's boyfriend, Austin, during a competitive game of pool. Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway. Meanwhile, Joe invites a nerdy kid to join Ryder in his home school studies, and Lennox takes to psychoanalyzing everyone in the house.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Writer: Seth Kurland
A Decent Proposal
star
7.80
116 votes

#13 - A Decent Proposal

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/15/2014

Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to give his relationship with Mel another try. Deciding he can't stay and watch them fall in love all over again, Joe quits. Meanwhile, Lennox plots to get Joe and Mel together and Ryder gets sick from his own cooking.

Directors: David Kendall
Mel Marries Joe
star
7.80
290 votes

#14 - Mel Marries Joe

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/29/2012

Mel decides to perform the wedding ceremony between Joe and Elena so the Russian can get a green card.

Directors: Rob Schiller
The Donor
star
7.80
290 votes

#15 - The Donor

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/11/2012

Mel's friend declares she wants to have a baby, and thinks Joe should be the father.

Directors: David Kendall
Good to Go
star
7.80
261 votes

#16 - Good to Go

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/6/2012

When Mel and Joe walk in on Lennox and Aidan in bed together, they try to steer her away from sex, while Aidan's parents are delighted at the idea of the two being each other's "first." Holly tries to get Ryder to shave for the first time.

Directors: Rob Schiller
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Do as I Say, Not as I Did
star
7.80
319 votes

#17 - Do as I Say, Not as I Did

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 9/14/2011

Fearing that she will give into peer pressure, Mel and Joe follow Lennox to her all night after-party. Meanwhile, while studying with another girl, Ryder seizes the opportunity to stand up to Holly.

Directors: David Trainer
Writer: Julie Brown
A House Divided
star
7.80
261 votes

#18 - A House Divided

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 9/7/2011

Mel and Joe get into a property dispute with their neighbor; Ryder films a PSA starring Lennox.

Directors: Ted Wass
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Play Ball
star
7.80
290 votes

#19 - Play Ball

Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/7/2011

Mel recruits Joe to play on her office softball team, as she is determined to beat her rival's team (Tom Wilson). Meanwhile, Ryder wants Lennox to feature Holly's short story in the school blog.

Writer: Ed Driscoll
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Waiting for Mr. Right
star
7.80
319 votes

#20 - Waiting for Mr. Right

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/10/2011

Mel feels the pressure to find someone after her last single friend gets engaged.

Directors: David Trainer
Writer: Matt Boren
Joe Versus The Reunion
star
7.80
290 votes

#21 - Joe Versus The Reunion

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 7/20/2011

After debating whether to show his face after the tumultuous year he's had, Joe ultimately decides to go to his 10-year college reunion. On the same evening, per the Mayor's request, Mel goes out to dinner with an artist to discuss bringing his installations to Toledo. But when Mel gets a call from a depressed Joe at his reunion, she rushes over there to surprise him by posing as his girlfriend and save the day - only to realize that in the meantime, Joe has found and reconnected with an old flame. And Lennox and Ryder decide to throw a party with Mel and Joe out for the evening, but it does not go as planned.

Directors: Jeff Melman
Lost in Translation
star
7.80
319 votes

#22 - Lost in Translation

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 7/13/2011

Mel has an important deal with a Japanese businessman and asks Joe to teach her Japanese. When the businessman's son arrives in his place and speaks no English, Joe has to translate between the two. When the Japanese businessman develops a romantic interest in Mel, Joe sabotages the translation. Meanwhile, Lennox is forced to work with her ex-best friend on a school project, and Ryder tries to mediate.

Directors: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Seth Kurland
Seoul Man
star
7.80
347 votes

#23 - Seoul Man

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2010

Due to a recent scandal at the city council, Mel is asked to prove Joe’s legal working status in the United States. Much to her surprise, Joe was born in Korea while his family was stationed abroad, and he can’t find his legal documents. Meanwhile, when Lennox decides to go to a school dance with one of her girlfriends, rumors start circulating about her sexuality.

Directors: Tim O'Donnell
Dancing With the Stars of Toledo
star
7.80
347 votes

#24 - Dancing With the Stars of Toledo

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2010

Mel agrees to dance with a dancer from "Dancing with the Stars'' at a charity event.

Directors: Ted Wass
Writer: Matt Boren
Up Close & Personal
star
7.80
347 votes

#25 - Up Close & Personal

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2010

Mel is working on her public image and invites a TV reporter to do a story on her and the kids. Celeste Vega (Valery Ortiz) finds out that Mel has a male nanny working for her and shifts the story to Joe. Stephanie alerts Joe that the piece is not flattering for Mel. Joe goes down to Celeste‘s office to defend Mel.

Directors: David Trainer