Still Standing

The BEST episodes of Still Standing

Every episode of Still Standing ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Still Standing!

A working class couple in Chicago try to instill good values in their three kids, but their own past experiences often conflict with the lessons they try to teach to their children. Judy Miller is the attractive wife who was wooed by Bill when he duplicitously dated Judy's less attractive friend. Judy and Bill were both popular in high school, and they never outgrew that teenage mentality. Neither has the level of maturity to teach their kids right and wrong, often causing a role reversal between the parents and the children.

Last Updated: 8/12/2022Network: CBS
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Still Scoring
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14.00
2 votes

#1 - Still Scoring

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/3/2003

Bill feels inadequate in the company of Linda's physically fit boyfriend, so he attempts to prove his own athleticism by joining a beginner hockey league, but overexerts himself just trying to keep up with the other players. Meanwhile, Judy is pressured into joining a health club and taking spinning classes.

Still Cooking
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9.02
63 votes

#2 - Still Cooking

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2004

When Judy discovers that Bill is an excellent cook, she welcomes his help with the meals. But when he gets fussy about the cooking, Judy begins to think that maybe she preferred it when Bill spent all his time on the couch.

Directors: Bob Koherr
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Still Drinking
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8.49
63 votes

#3 - Still Drinking

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/31/2005

After Bill and Judy catch Brian, Lauren and their friends drinking in the basement, they decide to set an example and abstain from drinking for an entire month. Unfortunately, Bill and Judy's infamously wild Super Bowl party takes place during that time. Brian and Lauren are impressed that their parents have gone alcohol-free for a solid three weeks. However, when Super Bowl Sunday dawns, the ""holiday"" may be too much for Bill and Judy to handle sober.

Directors: Jeff McCracken
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Still Spending
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8.42
33 votes

#4 - Still Spending

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/2002

Bill loans a co-worker $300 to buy a big-screen TV without realizing the guy has a reputation for not repaying debts, which is worrisome considering Judy needs money to replace a broken hot-water heater.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Still Shallow
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8.42
33 votes

#5 - Still Shallow

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2004

Bill and Judy are elated when they discover that Brian actually has a girlfriend, but Bill is even prouder of his son for having a crush on his girlfriend's hot pal. Bill and Judy both have their own thoughts on how Brian should handle his love triangle. Judy wants her son to do the right thing, while Bill, speaking from experience, advises Brian to stay with his plain girlfriend in order to appear sensitive and score the hottie. Meanwhile, Tina retaliates against Linda for scaring her.

Directors: John Tracy
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Still in School
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8.30
33 votes

#6 - Still in School

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/14/2002

Bill and Judy attend their twentieth high school reunion, and soon they begin acting like teenagers again. Bill meets his old hot dog eating competitor and challenges him to see who can eat more pancakes at the reunion breakfast, while Judy is shocked to see that the most popular girl at school has become a successful architect and has a ""perfect life."" In order to make Judy happy, Bill makes up a lie about the woman's husband having an affair, and Judy spreads it all around the reunion. Now Bill has to make an effort and correct the lie, but only makes it worse – as the rumor spreads, the guy goes from a cheater to gay man. Meanwhile, Linda scores a date with an ex-boyfriend, but she can't get over his disliking of The Beatles.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Still Winning
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8.22
64 votes

#7 - Still Winning

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2004

Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player. Meanwhile, Judy starts spending time with Fitz now that Linda is engaged and doesn't have much time for her.

Directors: John Tracy
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Still Admiring
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8.22
64 votes

#8 - Still Admiring

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2005

Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren's hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her and ask her to the upcoming high school dance. However, just as Brian is about to make his move, his family once again manages to suck the joy out of the moment.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Still Volunteering
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8.18
33 votes

#9 - Still Volunteering

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/28/2002

Bill and Judy's behavior at Tina's recital shames them into volunteering at her school, which leads to disaster.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
Still Thankful
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8.00
1 votes

#10 - Still Thankful

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/2002

Tensions run high in the Miller household as Judy's steadily bickering parents visit for Thanksgiving, and things only get worse when the couple announce they're extending their already unwelcome stay by a week. Linda, meanwhile, tackles cooking the traditional turkey dinner in hopes of winning some praise.

Directors: Andrew D. Weyman
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Still Scalping
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8.00
33 votes

#11 - Still Scalping

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/9/2002

Judy takes Bill's advice to feign a shared interest with her boss to get a promotion. What she receives, though, are opera tickets for the same night as a big hockey game. Linda, meanwhile, happily volunteers to chaperone Lauren's sleepover party.

Still Exchanging
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8.00
2 votes

#12 - Still Exchanging

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/23/2005

Bill gets jealous when Brian becomes excited about his upcoming trip to Europe for a summer exchange program. In an effort to create a bonding moment with his son before he departs, Bill plans a last minute camping trip. But when Brian arrives late to leave on the excursion, the two have a falling out. Bill, still determined to bond with Brian, makes one last attempt before his son boards the plane, with disastrous results.

Still Using
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8.00
63 votes

#13 - Still Using

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2005

When Lauren starts taking advantage of neighbor Chris’ affections, Judy steps in to let him know that he is being used. Chris then directs his crush to Judy who takes advantage of him to get work done around the house.

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Still Beauty & the Geek
star
8.00
63 votes

#14 - Still Beauty & the Geek

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2005

When Judy and Linda go to traffic school together, their roles are reversed, with Linda suddenly the popular one and Judy seen as a boring doctor. Meanwhile, after picking Lauren up from a college party she sneaked out to, Brian forces her to be his slave.

Still Mother's Day
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7.94
33 votes

#15 - Still Mother's Day

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/2005

Judy tries to stand her ground when Bill's mother tries to hone in on her Mother's Day tradition with her own mom. Judy finally convinces Bill to take Louise wherever she wants to go while she, Helen and Lauren go to their traditional tea. But chaos ensues when they all convene at the same place.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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Still Bad
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7.94
63 votes

#16 - Still Bad

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/1/2006

Invited to a potential new boss' home for dinner, Judy desperately tries to get the family to be on their best behavior, but Brian's conflicting desires for both his daugher and sci-fi memorabilia collection complicate matters.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Still Bonding
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7.83
95 votes

#17 - Still Bonding

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/3/2005

On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together, and then split up to do their own things. Meanwhile, Judy's decision to try on Linda's wedding dress turns out to be a very bad one.

Directors: Joel Murray
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Still Partying
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7.75
95 votes

#18 - Still Partying

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/12/2003

Bill doles out advice that lands him in hot water with wife Judy. Bill's misguided remarks are acted upon by 15-year-old Brian, who's upset because he didn't get invited to a fellow cheerleader's big kegger, although younger sis Lauren did. His story of woe prompts Bill to relate a tale from his own youth when he crashed a party and pretended to drink a lot of beer. Later, Bill and Judy cut short their fun at an AC/DC concert to make sure that Lauren hasn't disobeyed them by sneaking off to the bash.

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Still Narcing
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7.73
64 votes

#19 - Still Narcing

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/2/2004

To Bill's delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team's statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their ""errand boy."" When Bill attempts to remedy the situation, the team instantly demotes Brian from cool statistician to school mascot, prompting Judy to come to the rescue.

Directors: Henry Chan
Still Hangin' Out
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7.73
64 votes

#20 - Still Hangin' Out

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/2004

When Lauren and her friends start hanging out in the Halversons' cool ""teen scene"" basement, Judy becomes jealous and starts a competition by creating a cooler teen hang-out in the Millers' garage. But when Bill discovers the real reason the neighborhood boys think the Millers' house is the better place to be, the Millers are forced to abandon their dream of being the neighborhood hangout and apologize to the Halversons for competing with them.

Still Champions
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7.73
64 votes

#21 - Still Champions

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/17/2004

When Tina is invited to a birthday party for the daughter of former Chicago Bear Willie Gault, she refuses to go, but Judy and Bill attend anyway to meet their childhood hero. But when Bill accidentally walks out with Gault's Super Bowl ring, the Millers get a chance to live the high life when merchants think Bill is a former Super Bowl winner.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Still Lying
star
7.73
64 votes

#22 - Still Lying

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2004

Judy asks Bill and Fitz to shoot Tina's ballet recital, but when Tina's teacher takes center stage in a sexy ballerina outfit, Bill can't take the camera off her. After Judy discovers what is on the tape, Bill puts the blame on Fitz in order to save his hide. When Fitz's wife discovers the same tape, Bill takes the blame for filming the attractive teacher. Caught up in a web of lies, Bill and Fitz do everything in their power to keep their wives from discovering the truth.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
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Still Single
star
7.73
64 votes

#23 - Still Single

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2005

Bill and Judy come to Fitz's rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him pick up women at a bar by pretending that they are all swinging singles. Meanwhile, Linda agrees to watch their kids until she figures out that Bill and Judy's efforts to help Fitz may not be as altruistic as they appear.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Still Saying I Love You
star
7.72
94 votes

#24 - Still Saying I Love You

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2006

Louise winning a car during a taping of Oprah puts a rift between her and Judy. Meanwhile, Brian and his meteorology club friends decide how to spend a club surplus.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Still Responsible
star
7.70
64 votes

#25 - Still Responsible

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/5/2004

To give Bill and Judy a much-needed break, Judy's parents come to take the kids for the weekend, but decide to stay when they realize Judy is sick. Having forgotten the joy of being taken care of, Judy conveniently extends her illness a little longer but gets into trouble when her parents find out she is faking.

Directors: John Tracy
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