The BEST episodes written by Katherine Green

Teacher Pets
star
8.06
309 votes

#1 - Teacher Pets

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 21

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

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Naomi and the Stork
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8.05
37 votes

#2 - Naomi and the Stork

Mama's Family - Season 2 - Episode 4

Everyone fears that Naomi is pregnant after Mama administers Aunt Ida's Tater Masher Test with positive results.

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One for the Book
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7.95
474 votes

#3 - One for the Book

Cheers - Season 1 - Episode 11

While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion.

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The Unnatural
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7.92
389 votes

#4 - The Unnatural

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 4

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

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Scared Single
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7.89
319 votes

#5 - Scared Single

Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 8

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

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Sleepless in Chicago
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7.88
348 votes

#6 - Sleepless in Chicago

Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 8

Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

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How Green was My Apple
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7.74
392 votes

#7 - How Green was My Apple

Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 16

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

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You Better Watch Out
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7.69
551 votes

#8 - You Better Watch Out

Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 13

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

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Ship Happens (2)
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7.66
310 votes

#9 - Ship Happens (2)

Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 19

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

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Johnny Be Gone
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7.61
783 votes

#10 - Johnny Be Gone

Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 13

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

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Crime and Punishment
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7.61
33 votes

#11 - Crime and Punishment

Taxi - Season 5 - Episode 6

Louie lets Jeff, his assistant dispatcher, take the rap for skimming money from the company (that Louie is actually responsible for), assuring Jeff that he'll smooth everything over. Louie overdoes it when he reprimands Jeff in front of the garage owner, though, and the owner not only fires Jeff but has him arrested. Louie eventually tells the owner the truth before Alex has a chance to turn him in, but the owner thinks that Louie is only doing it to protect Jeff. The owner decides as a favor to Louie to drop the charges against Jeff and hire him back, so Louie's crime ends up going unpunished despite his good intentions.

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For Whom the Bell Tolls
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7.58
741 votes

#12 - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 7

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

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The Call of the Mild
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7.58
33 votes

#13 - The Call of the Mild

Taxi - Season 3 - Episode 7

After witnessing Bobby playing a lumberjack in a beer commercial, the guys are inspired to go camping and rough it in the woods for a week. They opt for a hunting cabin 100 miles away from civilization in the middle of winter, and their guide is justifiably concerned they won't make it, but they reassure him that they're fine and to come back for them in a week. They soon regret their decision when they learn that there is no electricity in the cabin. To keep their food from spoiling, they put their groceries outside in the cold, but animals eat them during the night. Somehow they make it through a week, starving, unshaven, and barely coherent, but due to a snowstorm, their guide doesn't come back for them. They decide that they'll need to hunt for food to survive any longer, but the guys can't bring themselves to shoot anything. Finally when a wild turkey walks into their cabin, Alex rises to the occasion and shoots it. Jim says a prayer over the turkey dinner, which consoles Alex, up

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Route 666 (1)
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7.57
369 votes

#14 - Route 666 (1)

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 23

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

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The High Road to China
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7.57
45 votes

#15 - The High Road to China

The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 9

Drew pulls off an elaborate practical joke against Mimi and boasts that she will never be able to top it. A few days later, he wakes up to find himself on the Great Wall of China with no money or passport. Mimi has left a tape recording in his pocket in which she taunts him. Drew gets a ride into a small town, where a young woman who speaks English offers him shelter. She gets him a job helping her family sell chickens so that he can eventually afford bus fare to Beijing and go to the U.S. embassy. Kate, Lewis and Oswald grow concerned after they discover that Drew never made his scheduled business trip to Winnipeg. Mimi brags about sending Drew to China. She explains that she had her father's secretary drug Drew and put him on a courier flight. The gang has no idea what to do to help him. Ming finally agrees to drive Drew to Beijing, but the embassy is closed for Thanksgiving. He tries to make enough money to get himself a hotel room by putting on a sock puppet show, but onl

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Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
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7.55
452 votes

#16 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 2

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

Peggy Turns 300
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7.52
397 votes

#17 - Peggy Turns 300

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 19

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
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7.51
1062 votes

#18 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 5

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

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Sugar Ray Nardo
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7.48
29 votes

#19 - Sugar Ray Nardo

Taxi - Season 5 - Episode 15

When Elaine's son, Jason, watched Tony coaching youth boxing, he wants to get involved. Alex and Tony talk Elaine into letting Jason box, despite her better judgement. In Jason's first bout, he gets knocked out by the first punch and Elaine holds Alex responsible. Fortunately, Elaine forgives Alex eventually and Jason doesn't want to box again.

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Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?
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7.47
883 votes

#20 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 6

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

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I Who Have Nothing
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7.45
327 votes

#21 - I Who Have Nothing

Married... with Children - Season 6 - Episode 13

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

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Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave
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7.42
158 votes

#22 - Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave

Newhart - Season 1 - Episode 2

Dick and Joanna learn that there's a body buried in the basement. The Loudons try to get the body moved to the church cemetery, only to find that she was a witch.

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No Room at the Inn
star
7.41
58 votes

#23 - No Room at the Inn

Mama's Family - Season 2 - Episode 15

Mama decides to play third wheel to Naomi and Vint's first wedding anniversary.

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At the Zoo
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7.36
463 votes

#24 - At the Zoo

Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 10

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

Look Who's Barking
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7.36
325 votes

#25 - Look Who's Barking

Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 14

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

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Drew's Cousin
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7.33
69 votes

#26 - Drew's Cousin

The Drew Carey Show - Season 3 - Episode 25

Drew hosts the family barbecue for all of the Carey cousins. Kristen, his 18-year-old cousin, comes to the event while looking at colleges. She plans to attend Cleveland State, and asks to stay with Drew until she can get a place at the dorm. He also gets her a temporary job at the store. Drew is horrified to discover that Kristen and Mr. Wick are secretly dating. He worries that the relationship will cause him problems with his family and at work. Kristen and Wick point out that they are both adults and are free to date whomever they choose. Wick confesses that he is in love with Kristen. Drew reluctantly agrees not to stand in their way, but is more than a little disgusted to find a pantsless Wick in his house the next morning. Wick overreacts when Kristen makes plans with two guys from Cleveland State. She becomes freaked out by his possessive behavior and dumps him. He tries to win her back by standing on Drew's pool table and playing Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love

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Louie's Mother
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7.21
34 votes

#27 - Louie's Mother

Taxi - Season 3 - Episode 14

Louie is reveling in the news that he's moved his mother out of his apartment and into a nursing home and is throwing a party to celebrate, inviting only Alex. Alex grudgingly shows and learns that the party is a sad affair, the only other guests being three losers that soon leave to go to another party. Louie confesses to Alex that he's actually depressed-- his mom actually moved out after they had a fight and he misses her. Louie's depression gets worse over the days to come and Alex convinces him to go make up with his mother. Louie goes to see his elderly mother, who initially won't speak to him, but eventually agrees to come home with him and all is well again.

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The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
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7.08
287 votes

#28 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Married... with Children - Season 8 - Episode 23

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to "No Ma'am" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

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Still the Beavers
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6.98
49 votes

#29 - Still the Beavers

Newhart - Season 4 - Episode 10

Dick convinces George to quit the Beaver Lodge after the Beavers cheat George out of a prize rightfully his. George starts up a rival lodge to get back at the Beavers.

A House Divided
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6.87
103 votes

#30 - A House Divided

The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 14

A corporation tries to convince everyone in Drew's neighborhood to sell their houses to make way for a new mall. Drew is reluctant, but agrees to think it over. Mrs. Louder reveals that Winfred-Louder is behind the project. She and Mr. Wick try to sweet-talk Drew to get him to sell. He is interested in moving to lakefront property, but does not want to give up his family home. Mimi suggests that Winfred-Louder move the entire house, and Mrs. Louder agrees. Mimi later tells Drew that she has accessed Wick's E-mail and learned that the house will not be moved to the lake. Drew goes home and discovers that half of his house has been taken away, a week earlier than scheduled. Mrs. Louder and Wick claim that Drew's house was rejected by the lakeside property owners' association. They offer him another lot, which he accepts. Oswald, Kate and Lewis lodge a protest against the homeowners association, only to learn that Winfred-Louder never bought a lot in the area or submitted Drew's

Up on the Roof
star
6.72
68 votes

#31 - Up on the Roof

The Drew Carey Show - Season 4 - Episode 26

After her wedding plans don't work out, Oswald's mother moves back to Cleveland and decides to open a beauty salon. Kate gleefully quits her job as Mrs. Louder's assistant after Mrs. Harvey offers her work at the salon. Mrs. Harvey needs someone to repair the roof of the salon, and Drew suggests Sharon. Sharon is unsure because she doesn't have any experience with roofing, but Drew convinces her to take the job. Mrs. Harvey demands that Sharon re-do the job after the roof blows off in a storm, while Sharon insists that she isn't responsible. Lewis and Oswald get into a spat after Lewis sides with Sharon. Lewis ends up moving out and staying inside a storage locker. Mrs. Harvey sues Sharon for the completion of the job. She later goes to see Drew, who mistakenly believes she is seducing him. Mrs. Harvey instead shows Drew a report that proves that Sharon screwed up; she didn't realize that she needed special roofers' nails. Drew, Lewis and Kate try to repair the roof on their

Family Feud
star
6.14
7 votes

#32 - Family Feud

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 16

The Ropers and Brookeses feud on David's and Helen's birthday.

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Flim Flam Fever
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2.00
1 votes

#33 - Flim Flam Fever

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 19

After Brandy realizes how difficult it is to wash clothes in the jungle, she sees Lola Boa coughing. While many denizens of the jungle rush to Lola, telling her that they would do anything for her since she was sick, Brandy formulates a plan to pretend she is sick so she will receive such special treatment as well. Will all go well with her plan or will she end up messing up, losing her friends in the process?

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Alice Beats the Clock
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0.00
0 votes

#34 - Alice Beats the Clock

Alice - Season 4 - Episode 14

Mel installs a time clock which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday cleanup they used to do for nothing.

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