The BEST episodes of Married... with Children season 9
Every episode of Married... with Children season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children season 9!
This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.
#1 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/8/1995
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
#2 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1994
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
#3 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1994
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
#4 - Sleepless in Chicago
Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/1994
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
#5 - Ship Happens (1)
Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/19/1995
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
#6 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/5/1995
On their way to Wanker County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
#7 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1994
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
#8 - Shoeway to Heaven
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/1994
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
#9 - Naughty but Niece
Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1994
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
#10 - Kelly Takes a Shot
Season 9 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/15/1995
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
#11 - Pump Fiction
Season 9 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/30/1995
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
#12 - And Bingo was Her Game-O
Season 9 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/26/1995
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
#13 - Ship Happens (2)
Season 9 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/26/1995
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
#14 - Dud Bowl
Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/13/1994
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
#15 - Shoeless Al
Season 9 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/14/1995
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
#16 - No Pot to Pease In
Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/6/1994
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
#17 - The Undergraduate
Season 9 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/21/1995
A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.
#18 - Dial B for Virgin
Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/16/1994
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
#19 - User Friendly
Season 9 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/9/1995
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
#20 - A Man for No Seasons
Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/1994
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
#21 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?
Season 9 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/12/1995
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
#22 - Kelly Breaks Out
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/1994
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
#23 - Business Still Sucks (2)
Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/9/1994
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
#24 - Something Larry This Way Comes
Season 9 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/12/1995
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
#25 - Business Sucks (1)
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/2/1994
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.