The BEST episodes written by Russell Marcus

Happy Birthdays
star
9.00
1 votes

#1 - Happy Birthdays

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 8

It's Brandy's birthday though she is unhappy because it's her first birthday away from her family and she is afraid that she won't be able to have a good party. Brandy decides to send Mr. Whiskers out in order to get people to come to her party but when no one shows up because they consider her to be mean, she tries to throw Mr. Whiskers a party so that she can still have hers and improve her reputation at the same time. Will Brandy be able to prove that she is nice and have a very good party for herself or will she need to accept the fact that nobody likes her?

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To Catch a Neighbor
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8.39
288 votes

#2 - To Catch a Neighbor

The Golden Girls - Season 2 - Episode 24

Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

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Big Daddy's Little Lady
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8.26
342 votes

#3 - Big Daddy's Little Lady

The Golden Girls - Season 2 - Episode 6

Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and has an announcement he's engaged to be married. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee who happens to be younger than herself. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a song writing contest.

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But Seriously, Folks
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8.22
213 votes

#4 - But Seriously, Folks

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 16

Joey gets a chance to perform in front of an HBO comedy scout at a comedy club, but when Phyllis Diller jinxes Joey's chance by taking over Joey's spot in the lineup and performing for an hour, Joey feels like a failure, so he decides to leave the comedy business and become a dull businessman. The feeling of failure spreads to D.J., who has been taking guitar lessons from Jesse. A talk with Joey proves to D.J. that she and Joey both were frustrated and looking for the easiest way out of that frustration.

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The Fashion Fascist
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8.00
1 votes

#5 - The Fashion Fascist

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 7

r. Whiskers wants to try to go to the moon using a sling shot while Brandy wants to try to introduce fashion to the jungle. However, when the jungle denizens disapprove of Brandy's tastes and Mr. Whiskers fails to reach the moon and plummets to the ground through a bunch of tree limbs, the jungle denizens proclaim Mr. Whiskers a fashion genius do to him inadvertently wearing debris from the trees after he fell. Brandy then becomes jealous of Mr. Whiskers and she begins to fall out of the fashion circle, but will Brandy manage to regain her social status or will Mr. Whiskers continue his reign as the king of fashion?

Skin of Eeeeeeeevil!!!
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8.00
1 votes

#6 - Skin of Eeeeeeeevil!!!

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 13

While Lola Boa is taking Brandy to get a mud bath, she sheds her skin and goes to hide in a hole until her skin heals. However, Mr. Whiskers accidentally crushes her skin with a boulder, in which he believes he killed her. Mr. Whiskers attempts to get inside Lola Boa's skin so that Brandy will never know the crime in which he thinks he committed, but will he be successful in his endeavor?

And Then There Was One
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7.89
249 votes

#7 - And Then There Was One

The Golden Girls - Season 2 - Episode 16

Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

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Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)
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7.84
307 votes

#8 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)

Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 15

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

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Crimes Against Obesity
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7.78
271 votes

#9 - Crimes Against Obesity

Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 9

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

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Half a Love Story
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7.76
245 votes

#10 - Half a Love Story

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 14

At the TV station, Jesse meets Danny's co-worker Robin Winslow, who is also an old friend of Danny's, and Jesse uses Michelle's cuteness to get a date with Robin. When Jesse comes home later that day, Robin is also there -- then Jill, another woman Jesse used Michelle's cuteness to get a date with, shows up. This is when things become complicated, because Robin is now reluctant to date Jesse. Robin is willing to bet that Jesse has never had a relationship with a woman last any more than three or four months, because Robin has dated Jesse's type before and ended up hurt by the quick break-up every time, and she doesn't want that to happen again.

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Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
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7.75
249 votes

#11 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)

Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 5

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

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Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)
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7.74
304 votes

#12 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

Married... with Children - Season 11 - Episode 16

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

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The Seven-Month Itch (2)
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7.68
238 votes

#13 - The Seven-Month Itch (2)

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 20

Jesse calls to say that he and Samantha have gone to Lake Tahoe, where they have been skiing with friends. When Danny tells D.J. and Stephanie that Jesse has left and may move out, D.J. explains to Danny that when Pam died, D.J. thought that she would never again feel comfortable living in this house, until Jesse and Joey moved in and things got better. That's why D.J. and Stephanie don't want Jesse to move, so D.J. and Stephanie form a plan to make sure that doesn't happen -- they call Jesse and tell Jesse that Michelle is sick, when D.J. and Stephanie know that Michelle is not sick. From Lake Tahoe, Jesse drives his motorcycle behind a cattle truck for 4 hours in the freezing cold and arrives home only to discover that Michelle is really not sick, and that D.J. and Stephanie tricked him into coming home. Danny and Joey talk Jesse into not moving out, and they agree that Jesse needs more privacy than he's been getting.

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The Miracle of Thanksgiving
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7.59
292 votes

#14 - The Miracle of Thanksgiving

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 9

It's the family's first Thanksgiving without Pam Tanner. Danny's mother Claire is expected to come over for Thanksgiving, but a snow storm up north, in the state of Washington, has stranded Claire at her home, so it's up to Danny, Jesse, and Joey to see to it that the girls have a good Thanksgiving, but the feast turns out to be not exactly worth gobbling, and Jesse's feelings about Pam's death resurface.

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User Friendly
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7.59
330 votes

#15 - User Friendly

Married... with Children - Season 9 - Episode 22

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

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Joey's Place
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7.53
336 votes

#16 - Joey's Place

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 10

Joey embarks on a tour, having been scheduled to perform at 16 colleges over a period of 14 days. When Joey arrives home from the tour, he sees that Danny and Jesse and the girls have a big surprise for him -- the garage has been renovated to become a bedroom for Joey, who no longer has to use the living room alcove as a bedroom, and this indicates that Joey is not going to be living anywhere else any time soon.

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The Return of Grandma
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7.50
446 votes

#17 - The Return of Grandma

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 4

In the kitchen, Jesse shows Danny and Joey a turtle named Bubba, which Jesse brought home because Bubba saved Jesse's life while Jesse was on his way home from a gig. Jesse then leaves the kitchen to get his guitar and bring it inside the house. By the time Jesse returns to the kitchen, the girls have noticed Bubba, and they talk Danny into letting Bubba stay -- then Stephanie says that Danny's mother Claire is coming to visit from Seattle. It turns out that Joey forgot to mention this to Danny after Claire called and said she would be over. Joey tells Danny that Claire will be arriving at the airport at 5:12pm. A now frantic Danny wants the messy house cleaned up as soon as possible so he can prove to Claire that he can handle things on his own, now that Pam is gone. The guys take the girls out shopping for cleaning supplies with them. When they get home, it's still about 5 hours away from Claire's arrival time. Minutes later, as the guys are about to start cleaning, Claire shows up a

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Sea Cruise
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7.45
367 votes

#18 - Sea Cruise

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 5

While the girls are staying home with their visiting grandmother, the guys decide to go out for a day of all male bonding, fishing on a yacht. It turns out that the captain of the yacht is a woman named Caroline, and there is also an all woman band on board the yacht, led by Jesse's former girlfriend Roxanne. Jesse is still angry because Roxanne's band, which Jesse put together for her, has made it big while Jesse and the Rippers are still playing dives, and Danny feels uncomfortable around Caroline because he's scared that he is becoming attracted to her at a time that he thinks is too soon after Pam's death to become attracted to another woman.

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Bearly Men
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7.43
271 votes

#19 - Bearly Men

Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 11

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he will get back together with her mother.

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Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
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7.39
338 votes

#20 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 1

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

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Our Very First Promo
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7.36
234 votes

#21 - Our Very First Promo

Full House - Season 1 - Episode 12

In an effort to boost ratings, the TV station is making promos about the employees and their families. Danny and the family are chosen for the first promo. Problem is, Ronnie, the ratings-minded director of the promo, does not want Danny and the family to be shown as they really are. Meanwhile, the sound of a ferret in the house makes D.J. and Stephanie think that there is a monster in the house.

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Saving Grace
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7.07
76 votes

#22 - Saving Grace

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - Season 1 - Episode 8

Parker tries to get Musso her job back after he discovers the replacement is much worse than she was.

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Cyranosaurus Rex
star
7.00
2 votes

#23 - Cyranosaurus Rex

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 3

It's spring time and everyone is falling in love due to Cupid's mischief. However, Brandy doesn't fall in love because she is the unobtainable beauty of the jungle and an expert on love, while Mr. Whiskers just doesn't believe in Cupid. However, when Mr. Whiskers gazes upon a gila monster named Izabel, he unexpectedly falls in love with her, though she just tosses him aside. Mr. Whiskers then, with Brandy's help, tries to get the lizard, named Isabel, to love Mr. Whiskers back. Will Brandy be able to make the relationship work and prove she is indeed an expert on love, or is this one couple that just wasn't meant to be?

Enemies
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6.80
270 votes

#24 - Enemies

Married... with Children - Season 10 - Episode 22

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

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The Babysitter's Flub
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6.60
5 votes

#25 - The Babysitter's Flub

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 2

While Brandy is at the beach, Mr. Whiskers tries to swim. However, when Mama Crock tries to eat Mr. Whiskers, Brandy goes to his rescue. Mama Crock is under the impression that Brandy is Mr. Whisker's babysitter and asks her to babysit her eggs. Brandy eventually accepts but when Lola Boa asks her to come with her to a watering hole, Brandy places Mr. Whiskers in charge of watching the eggs. However, will Mr. Whiskers be responsible enough to watch the eggs or will he end up messing up, causing Mama Crock to eat him?

Mr. Whiskers's First Friend
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4.60
5 votes

#26 - Mr. Whiskers's First Friend

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers - Season 1 - Episode 1

While on his way to camp, Mr. Whiskers meets Brandy, a member of the Florida Harringtons, which is a luxurious lineage of pure bred dogs. However, Brandy informs Mr. Whiskers that he isn't going to camp, but is actually being sold to a zoo for thirty three cents. While Mr. Whiskers is saddened that he won't see Brandy again, she asks him to turn on the light so she can read a magazine. Unfortunately, Mr. Whiskers opens up the air planes evacuation door! After the two fall into the Jungle, Brandy let's Gaspar Le Gecko take Mr. Whiskers in exchange for a map, but will Brandy decide to rescue Mr. Whiskers before Gaspar eats him, or will she disregard his plight?