The BEST episodes of Married... with Children season 7
Every episode of Married... with Children season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children season 7!
This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.
#1 - The Proposition
Season 7 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/23/1993
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.
#2 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/25/1993
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
#3 - Movie Show
Season 7 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/11/1993
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
#4 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/24/1993
Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.
#5 - Mr. Empty Pants
Season 7 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1993
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
#6 - Al on the Rocks
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/1992
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
#7 - Heels on Wheels
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1993
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
#8 - Un-Alful Entry
Season 7 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/28/1993
Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.
#9 - Wedding Show
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1993
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
#10 - Go for the Old
Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/14/1993
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
#11 - Magnificent Seven
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/1992
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
#12 - The Wedding Repercussions
Season 7 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/16/1993
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
#13 - Christmas
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1992
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
#14 - The Old Insurance Dodge
Season 7 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/9/1993
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
#15 - Rock of Ages
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1992
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
#16 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/1992
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
#17 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Season 7 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/2/1993
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
#18 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1992
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
#19 - The Old College Try
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/1992
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
#20 - Frat Chance
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/1992
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
#21 - Peggy and the Pirates
Season 7 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1993
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
#22 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/1992
Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.
#23 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/20/1992
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
#24 - The Chicago Wine Party
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/1992
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
#25 - You Can't Miss
Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/1993
Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg doesn't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.