The BEST episodes written by Artie Johann

Cool Hand Peter
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7.48
3601 votes

#1 - Cool Hand Peter

Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 8

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

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Turban Cowboy
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7.47
2302 votes

#2 - Turban Cowboy

Family Guy - Season 11 - Episode 15

An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.

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Chap Stewie
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7.45
1570 votes

#3 - Chap Stewie

Family Guy - Season 12 - Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

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Adam West High
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7.42
807 votes

#4 - Adam West High

Family Guy - Season 17 - Episode 20

When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

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Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
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7.41
2870 votes

#5 - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Family Guy - Season 15 - Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

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Single White Dad
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7.38
457 votes

#6 - Single White Dad

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

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Fecal Matters
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7.38
625 votes

#7 - Fecal Matters

Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 10

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

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The Griffin Winter Games
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7.32
1063 votes

#8 - The Griffin Winter Games

Family Guy - Season 17 - Episode 7

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

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Bend or Blockbuster
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7.28
599 votes

#9 - Bend or Blockbuster

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 2

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

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A Bottle Episode
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7.24
403 votes

#10 - A Bottle Episode

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

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The Peanut Butter Kid
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7.24
1954 votes

#11 - The Peanut Butter Kid

Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 11

When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

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Customer of the Week
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7.24
569 votes

#12 - Customer of the Week

Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 15

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

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Family Cat
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7.24
558 votes

#13 - Family Cat

Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 19

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

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#JOLO
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7.21
1535 votes

#14 - #JOLO

Family Guy - Season 13 - Episode 14

Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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Mister Act
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7.15
583 votes

#15 - Mister Act

Family Guy - Season 20 - Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys. Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

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The D in Apartment 23
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7.15
1818 votes

#16 - The D in Apartment 23

Family Guy - Season 16 - Episode 6

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

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Get Stewie
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7.08
511 votes

#17 - Get Stewie

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

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Old West
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7.00
431 votes

#18 - Old West

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

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