The BEST episodes written by Steve Tompkins
#1 - Sweet Home Chicago (2)
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 1 - Episode 22
The kids hope to see their mother when the family heads to Chicago for a funeral. Don Cheadle guest stars as Bernie's Cousin D.
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#2 - Magic Jordan
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 2 - Episode 12
Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic.
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#3 - Rattleskunkupine!
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 22
The boys find a new pet that's a cross between a rattlesnake, a skunk, and a porcupine. This animal is called the rattleskunkupine, but Fanboy and Chum Chum name it Scooter. They have to hide it from Oz when they learn that it's terrorizing the city.
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#4 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 21
Bart and Milhouse wonder if anything interesting happens to the citizens of Springfield, which leads to a series of interconnected vignettes.
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#5 - Raging Election
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 2 - Episode 13
Bernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests she run for class president. Jordan is upset when he puts his time into making a dung beetle project, but ends up only getting the huge pile of dung done. So Bernie decides to help Jordan on his next project, which turns out to be a VERY detailed model of an old building, but Bernie does all the work. Vanessa also asks Bernie to help her on her campaign, so Bernie appears as many characters in her video of why she should be allected. It goes over so well that Vanessa asks Bernie to compete in the school talent show, to help along her campaign. Meanwhile, Jordan's project turns out great, but Bernie doesn't know that Jordan has decided to make a few extra things. He changes the roof, throws in some plastic people, and sets it on fire, laughing hysterically. Bernie trips on pieces of it, trying to put the fire out
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#6 - Kelly's Heroes
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 1 - Episode 20
Bernie lets his friend Kelly stay at the house after his girlfriend, Daphne, broke up with him.
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#7 - Goodbye Dolly
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 2 - Episode 2
When Bryana loses her doll after a day at the beach, Bernie begins a midnight odyssey to retrieve it. After a grueling search, Bernie finds the doll, but realizes he must wean Bryana from it. When reasoning with her fails, Bernie decides to take more drastic action.
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#8 - The Big Picture
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 4 - Episode 14
Bernie is being honored at his high school in Chicago, but when Wanda mixes up the dates and Bernie misses the ceremony, he hires an assistant to help him, which offends Wanda. Meanwhile, WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's anonymous prank phone calls.When Bernie blows Jordan's cover, there will be ""H"" to pay.
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#9 - There Will Be Shrieks
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 18
When Fanboy and Chum Chum lose their taste sense to a Halloween spirit, Mr. Trick, they try to bring him 1,000 screams in order to get it back.
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#10 - The King and I
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 1 - Episode 11
when Bernie realizes that anything he says to Jordan and Bryana first goes through Vanessa, he decides to stop fighting the situation and let Vanessa be responsible for the kids.
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#11 - A Milhouse Divided
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 6
Kirk and Luann Van Houten are getting a divorce. Homer is confident that it will never happen to him, but Kirk tells him how quickly things can change.
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#12 - Guilt
Wilfred (US) - Season 2 - Episode 4
Ryan is forced to intervene when Wilfred becomes embattled with an unlikely foe.
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#13 - Treehouse of Horror VI
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 6
In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens' dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.
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#15 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 4
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
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#16 - Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 14
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
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#20 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 16
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
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#21 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 8
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
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#23 - Tazed In the Lady Nuts
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 11
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
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#24 - The Boys of Fall
The Ranch - Season 1 - Episode 3
Beau injures his back and has to go to the doctor; something he hasn't done in twelve years. He learns that he has high blood pressure. Colt is asked to go help out the football team at his old high school by the quarterback. The coach doesn't want him to do so and Colt gets upset and makes a fool of himself. He realizes that he needs to make a change due to his father who isn't happy changing his diet.
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#26 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 7
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
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#28 - Welcome to Alancrest
Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 12
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
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#29 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 5
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
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#31 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 13
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
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#35 - Fantasy Football
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 5 - Episode 15
Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.
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#38 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 13
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
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#39 - Nangnangnangnang
Two and a Half Men - Season 11 - Episode 1
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
#40 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
Two and a Half Men - Season 10 - Episode 18
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
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#41 - Every Doris Has Her Day
The Critic - Season 1 - Episode 7
Jay is given two tickets to a new play based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He tries to find a date but no woman will go with him so he goes with Doris instead. Surprisingly, Jay and Doris have a good time and their relationship eventually blossoms. One day Doris recalls she has a son she put up for adaption. Jay mentions he is adapted and both start to think they are biological mother and son and must find more evidence.
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#42 - From Chunk to Hunk
The Critic - Season 2 - Episode 5
Jay and Marty begin to feel a little big so they enroll in a weight loss camp. Marty loses a remarkable amount of weight which makes him feel more self- confident but when he is placed as the star in a school play, he doesn't feel his skinny self is right for him. Meanwhile, Jay receives a death threat from Belgian actor Jean Paul Le Pope whose movie he panned.
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#43 - Here To Stay
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 1 - Episode 6
Bernie realizes that the kids are here to stay, so he begins treating them differently. Wanda complains that Bernie is treating the kids like roomates and holds off sex from him until he realizes the kids are truly part of their family.
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Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 6
Lenny goes back in time to stop the boys from having their first Frosty Freezy Freeze.
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#45 - Stone Nuts
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 4 - Episode 8
Jordan wants to fit in with the popular kids in school, and Bernie suggests that he try playing games with them. When asking them to fly kites doesn't work and he's dubbed ""Benjamin Franklin"", Jordan tries his hand at their game, poker, and quickly loses his lunch money. Bernie teaches Jordan how to play cards and he becomes a whiz. Meanwhile, Wanda's friend Cheryl makes Bernie doubt that the gift he bought Wanda for her birthday is nice enough, so he enlists the help of his neighbor,Carl Reiner, on a search for the coveted and rare cognac-colored diamond.
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#46 - Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
The Bernie Mac Show - Season 5 - Episode 8
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
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#47 - Camp-Arctica
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 41
The boys win an opportunity to hang out with Man-Arctica at his insufferably cold summer camp, only to discover an easy escape at Global Warmer's summer camp.
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#48 - The Cold Rush
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 40
Faniel and Chumtholemew are two 1800s wild west prospectors on the hunt for the fabled Frosty Freezy Freeze.
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#49 - Heroes vs. Villains
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Season 2 - Episode 38
After reading a captivating comic book, the boys don't agree on whether heroes are better than villains, or if villains are better than heroes. They continue their debate as Super Chum and Fannihilator.
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#50 - Uneasy Rider
The Critic - Season 1 - Episode 12
Jay is asked by Duke to use his show to promote a new product, "Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco". Jay doesn't want to promote tobacco so he tears up his contract and quits. He finds a new career in truck driving where he is praised by the other truckers but starts to realize the importance of his other job.
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