The BEST episodes written by Marjorie Gross

#1 - Out of the Loop

The Larry Sanders Show - Season 1 - Episode 8

Larry feels out of touch when he's the last to know that his headwriter is having a torrid office affair.

#2 - The Fusilli Jerry

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 21

Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about.

#3 - The Shower Head

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 16

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry's parent are in seclusion in New York while biding time until they can move back to Florida. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no room for them in Florida that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted. Elaine finds the cause of her opium addiction and finds a donor for her next physical. Jerry makes a joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno at the expense of Uncle Leo and he pays the price for making fun of the family.

#4 - The Secretary

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 9

Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he thinks he'll be able to get some work done; however, the secretary's efficiency turns him on, so he gets her a raise and then she makes more than he does. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number and sells Bania his suit at a women's clothing store then he hides in a dressing room until he can get some clothing. At this same store, Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store.

#5 - The Understudy

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 24

George and Jerry are suspected by the cast and Kramer of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. While crying about losing her manicurists, Elaine meets the owner of a catalog, J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job.

#6 - We Gotta Get Out of This Place

ALF - Season 2 - Episode 19

ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.

#7 - Presence of Malice

Newhart - Season 6 - Episode 15

Dick has a showdown with television critic Curtis Bilgray after Bilgray writes several negative reviews of 'Vermont Today'. Larry and the Darryls become cult figures after finding a pancake with Paul Anka's face on it.

#8 - Draw Partner

Newhart - Season 6 - Episode 20

Dick gets a chance to work with his favorite illustrator, Corinne Denby, while George & Joanna eagerly await the Inn's 5,000th guest.

#9 - No Joy in Weemawee

Square Pegs - Season 1 - Episode 19

Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

#10 - Dadicus

Get a Life - Season 1 - Episode 3

Chris convinces his father to accompany him to the father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic.

#11 - Halloween XII

Square Pegs - Season 1 - Episode 5

An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

#12 - Houseboy 2000

Get a Life - Season 1 - Episode 15

After destroying her kitchen, Chris becomes Sharon's slave to work off the $2000 in damage and she also breaks his will.

#13 - Bored Straight

Get a Life - Season 1 - Episode 9

While delivering papers in the bad side of town, Chris meets a group of young hoodlums and he decides to take back the streets by helping the kids.

#14 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

Square Pegs - Season 1 - Episode 11

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

#15 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

Square Pegs - Season 1 - Episode 12

#16 - The Sitting

Get a Life - Season 1 - Episode 8

Chris becomes a house sitter in an old Victorian house that appears to be haunted.

#17 - The Big City

Get a Life - Season 1 - Episode 19

Chris loses his wallet in the big city, and the big city give him the key to the city and other perks to make him feel better.

#18 - Pac Man Fever

Square Pegs - Season 1 - Episode 3

Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.