The BEST episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: season 1

Every episode of NTSF:SD:SUV:: season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: season 1!

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.

Last Updated: 10/4/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
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Full Hauser
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7.80
190 votes

#1 - Full Hauser

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/1/2011

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!
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7.73
312 votes

#2 - One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2011

A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Exes and Oh-No's!
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7.69
153 votes

#3 - Exes and Oh-No's!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2011

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
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I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
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7.66
125 votes

#4 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2011

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Cause for ConCERN
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7.56
137 votes

#5 - Cause for ConCERN

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/15/2011

Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
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7.50
145 votes

#6 - The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/11/2011

Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Rob Huebel
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Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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7.49
97 votes

#7 - Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/22/2011

Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Dolphinnegan's Wake
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7.42
175 votes

#8 - Dolphinnegan's Wake

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2011

Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
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7.40
196 votes

#9 - Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/25/2011

Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Up Periscope, Down With San Diego
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7.40
131 votes

#10 - Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/8/2011

The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Twistin' the Night Away
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7.21
104 votes

#11 - Twistin' the Night Away

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/29/2011

Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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The Birthday Party That Was Neither
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7.00
263 votes

#12 - The Birthday Party That Was Neither

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/28/2011

Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Owen Burke
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