The BEST Episodes of Eagleheart

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jun 22, 2020

Network: Adult Swim

Every episode of Eagleheart promises violence, suspense, intrigue and copious amounts of needless bloodshed as Marshal Chris Monsanto blindly kicks, punches and shoots his way to what may or may not be a legitimate solution to his case. On any given day, Monsanto may battle a pair of evil twin gubernatorial candidates, surgically alter his appearance to investigate a string of elderly kidnappings, track missing mountain lions to the center of the earth, or punch people so hard they explode. Aided by his sidekicks Brett (Brett Gelman, The Other Guys) and Susie (Maria Thayer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall), and under the watchful authority of Chief (Michael Gladis, Mad Men), Chris Monsanto's goal is always the same: to overcome the obstacle that was presented in the beginning of the episode.

Blues

#1 - Blues

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired May 3, 2012

Chris discovers the blues.

star 9.49
43 votes
Bowsley

#2 - Bowsley

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 29, 2013

The gang try to adapt to change.

star 8.74
23 votes
Beat Shack

#3 - Beat Shack

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired May 24, 2012

The marshals go after a crime boss who killed a beloved hardware merchant; Doc Shades finds a new calling.

star 8.68
19 votes
Silly Sammy

#4 - Silly Sammy

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 26, 2012

The marshals go undercover to catch an organ thief.

star 8.61
18 votes
Spats

#5 - Spats

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Jan 3, 2014

A surprise encounter.

star 8.58
19 votes
Danger: Mountain Lions

#6 - Danger: Mountain Lions

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 14, 2011

Chris discovers an ancient secret while looking for an old friend.

star 8.56
18 votes
Tinselwood

#7 - Tinselwood

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired May 17, 2012

A killer targets celebrities, so the team go to Tinselwood to stop him.

star 8.50
14 votes
Whitley

#8 - Whitley

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 22, 2013

A series of new developments pose a threat.

star 8.45
22 votes
Honor Thy Marshal

#9 - Honor Thy Marshal

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 31, 2012

Do you have what it takes to be a U.S. Marshal?

star 8.29
17 votes
Grandy

#10 - Grandy

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 6, 2013

Chris deals with consequences.

star 8.29
28 votes
Gribbs

#11 - Gribbs

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 10, 2014

A change in circumstances.

star 8.24
21 votes
Death Punch

#12 - Death Punch

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 3, 2011

Chris has a shocking run-in with a villain.

star 8.24
137 votes
A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

#13 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 21, 2011

Chris wants revenge after searching for missing marshals.

star 8.24
17 votes
Little Dude

#14 - Little Dude

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired May 10, 2012

Susie goes undercover to find a murderous hermaphrodite.

star 8.18
17 votes
Bringing Up Beezor

#15 - Bringing Up Beezor

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 19, 2012

Brett is caught off guard by his beezor.

star 8.12
49 votes
Creeps

#16 - Creeps

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 10, 2011

A local creep is murdered in the area and Marshal Chris Mansanto must assemble a competent team of marshals to investigate the case; along the way, damaging secrets are uncovered that threaten to tear the entire force apart.

star 8.04
262 votes
Gabey, Calvin and Stu

#17 - Gabey, Calvin and Stu

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 12, 2012

Chris must face his past in the Season 2 premiere.

star 8.02
47 votes
Double Your Displeasure

#18 - Double Your Displeasure

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 10, 2011

Chris is visited by twins from his past.

star 8.00
102 votes
Susie's Song

#19 - Susie's Song

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 24, 2011

Susie learns a lesson in love.

star 8.00
19 votes
Old Gary

#20 - Old Gary

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 28, 2012

The Marshals are called to the woods to quell tensions between loggers and some local activists. They uncover a lot more than you were expecting.

star 8.00
19 votes
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The Human Bat

#21 - The Human Bat

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 31, 2011

Brett's need for respect forces him to make a shocking decision.

star 7.95
21 votes
America

#22 - America

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 13, 2013

A dangerous situation emerges.

star 7.92
26 votes
Exit Wound the Gift Shop

#23 - Exit Wound the Gift Shop

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 7, 2012

Chris becomes an art sensation with his signature blood splatters

star 7.88
17 votes
Master of Da'Skies

#24 - Master of Da'Skies

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 17, 2011

A blimp without laws. A devil in the clouds. And an angel of justice. Chris Monsanto learns of a loophole in the law: anything that happens in the sky is perfectly legal. Chris uses this loophole to his advantage and goes after the Baron and all skycrime.

star 7.87
198 votes
Once in a Wattle

#25 - Once in a Wattle

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 7, 2011

A hunt for missing seniors prompts Chris to go undercover.

star 7.79
43 votes