The BEST episodes of The Heart, She Holler
Every episode of The Heart, She Holler ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Heart, She Holler!
A live-action series starring Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal and Heather Lawless
#2 - The Endginning
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/28/2013
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
#3 - In Meatro
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/2/2014
One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
#4 - Oralboros
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/6/2014
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
#5 - The Comening
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/11/2014
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#6 - Preverse Psychologism
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/26/2013
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#7 - The Blue Lonegoon
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/13/2013
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
#8 - Congroined Hearts
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/10/2014
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
#9 - Groaning Amore
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/2014
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
#11 - WUWPs
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/3/2014
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
#12 - Hambrain Jan
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/25/2013
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
#13 - Come Unity
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/24/2013
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
#14 - Werelan
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/21/2013
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
#15 - The DeArranged Marriage
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/20/2013
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
#16 - Pequiem for a Recker
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/18/2013
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
#17 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/17/2013
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
#18 - The Telltale Butthole
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/14/2013
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
#20 - Begend the Endginning
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/11/2013
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
#21 - Dare to Holler
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2011
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
#22 - Death Begins at Conception
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/2011
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
#23 - Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2011
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.
#24 - Holy Meemaw
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/2011
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time, Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
#25 - No Jojo No!
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/8/2011
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.