A live-action series starring Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal and Heather Lawless
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
The Comening the Comening theComening theComeningtheComening theComeningtheComeningtheComening, etc.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
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