The BEST Episodes of The Heart, She Holler
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 3, 2021
Network: Adult Swim
A live-action series starring Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal and Heather Lawless
#1 - Preverse Psychologism
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 26, 2013
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#2 - The Endginning
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Sep 28, 2013
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
#3 - In Meatro
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Dec 2, 2014
One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
#4 - The Comening
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 11, 2014
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#5 - Gamebored
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 27, 2013
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
#6 - Oralboros
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 6, 2014
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
#7 - Hambrain Jan
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Sep 25, 2013
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
#8 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 17, 2013
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
#9 - Pequiem for a Recker
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 18, 2013
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
#10 - Come Unity
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 24, 2013
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
#11 - Werelan
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 21, 2013
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
#12 - Congroined Hearts
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 10, 2014
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
#13 - WUWPs
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 3, 2014
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
#14 - Klansgender Rights
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 4, 2014
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
#15 - Groaning Amore
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 5, 2014
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
#16 - Dare to Holler
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 12, 2011
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
#17 - The Blue Lonegoon
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 13, 2013
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
#18 - Proper Dental Care Is MURDER
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 12, 2013
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
#19 - The DeArranged Marriage
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 20, 2013
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
#20 - The Telltale Butthole
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 14, 2013
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
#21 - Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 10, 2011
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.
#22 - Begend the Endginning
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 11, 2013
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
#23 - And So It Begends
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 7, 2011
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
#24 - Death Begins at Conception
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 11, 2011
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
#25 - Holy Meemaw
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 9, 2011
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time, Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.