The BEST Episodes of The Heart, She Holler

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 3, 2021

Network: Adult Swim

A live-action series starring Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal and Heather Lawless

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Preverse Psychologism

#1 - Preverse Psychologism

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 26, 2013

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

star 9.82
33 votes
The Endginning

#2 - The Endginning

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Sep 28, 2013

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.

star 9.76
33 votes
In Meatro

#3 - In Meatro

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Dec 2, 2014

One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.

star 9.64
39 votes
The Comening

#4 - The Comening

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 11, 2014

The Comening the Comening theComening theComeningtheComening theComeningtheComeningtheComening, etc.

star 9.64
36 votes
Gamebored

#5 - Gamebored

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 27, 2013

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

star 9.63
35 votes
Oralboros

#6 - Oralboros

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 6, 2014

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

star 9.49
37 votes
Hambrain Jan

#7 - Hambrain Jan

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Sep 25, 2013

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

star 8.97
34 votes
Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

#8 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 17, 2013

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.

star 8.91
35 votes
Pequiem for a Recker

#9 - Pequiem for a Recker

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 18, 2013

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

star 8.87
38 votes
Come Unity

#10 - Come Unity

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 24, 2013

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

star 8.83
36 votes
Werelan

#11 - Werelan

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 21, 2013

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

star 8.82
34 votes
Congroined Hearts

#12 - Congroined Hearts

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Dec 10, 2014

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

star 8.75
36 votes
WUWPs

#13 - WUWPs

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 3, 2014

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

star 8.75
40 votes
Klansgender Rights

#14 - Klansgender Rights

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 4, 2014

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

star 8.72
36 votes
Groaning Amore

#15 - Groaning Amore

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 5, 2014

When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

star 8.72
36 votes
Dare to Holler

#16 - Dare to Holler

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 12, 2011

When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!

star 8.71
38 votes
The Blue Lonegoon

#17 - The Blue Lonegoon

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 13, 2013

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

star 8.68
37 votes
Proper Dental Care Is MURDER

#18 - Proper Dental Care Is MURDER

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 12, 2013

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

star 8.67
39 votes
The DeArranged Marriage

#19 - The DeArranged Marriage

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 20, 2013

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

star 8.67
36 votes
The Telltale Butthole

#20 - The Telltale Butthole

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 14, 2013

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

star 8.66
38 votes
Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

#21 - Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 10, 2011

Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.

star 8.46
48 votes
Begend the Endginning

#22 - Begend the Endginning

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 11, 2013

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

star 8.43
42 votes
And So It Begends

#23 - And So It Begends

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 7, 2011

When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)

star 8.40
57 votes
Death Begins at Conception

#24 - Death Begins at Conception

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Nov 11, 2011

When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.

star 8.37
43 votes
Holy Meemaw

#25 - Holy Meemaw

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 9, 2011

Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time, Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.

star 8.30
50 votes