The WORST episodes of The Heart, She Holler

Every episode of The Heart, She Holler ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Heart, She Holler!

A live-action series starring Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal and Heather Lawless

Last Updated: 10/30/2025Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended

7.33

6 votes

#1 - An Emotional Can of Mommyworms

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/19/2013

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

8.00

6 votes

#2 - Slaughter Me to Heaven

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2014

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

8.22

59 votes

#3 - No Jojo No!

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/8/2011

Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.

8.37

51 votes

#4 - Holy Meemaw

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/2011

Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time, Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.

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8.37

59 votes

#5 - And So It Begends

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/7/2011

When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)

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8.44

43 votes

#6 - Death Begins at Conception

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/2011

When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.

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8.48

42 votes

#7 - Begend the Endginning

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/11/2013

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

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8.51

49 votes

#8 - Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2011

Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.

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8.56

36 votes

#9 - The DeArranged Marriage

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/20/2013

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

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8.72

40 votes

#10 - Dare to Holler

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2011

When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!

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8.74

35 votes

#11 - Groaning Amore

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/2014

When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

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8.74

35 votes

#12 - Klansgender Rights

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/4/2014

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

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8.74

39 votes

#13 - Pequiem for a Recker

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/18/2013

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

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8.76

37 votes

#14 - Proper Dental Care Is Murder

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/2013

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

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8.76

38 votes

#15 - WUWPs

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/3/2014

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

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8.77

35 votes

#16 - Congroined Hearts

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/10/2014

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

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8.78

37 votes

#17 - The Telltale Butthole

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/14/2013

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

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8.83

35 votes

#18 - Werelan

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/21/2013

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

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8.83

36 votes

#19 - The Blue Lonegoon

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/13/2013

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

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8.85

33 votes

#20 - Hambrain Jan

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/25/2013

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

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8.86

36 votes

#21 - Come Unity

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/24/2013

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

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8.94

35 votes

#22 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/17/2013

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.

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9.53

36 votes

#23 - Oralboros

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/6/2014

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

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9.54

35 votes

#24 - Gamebored

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/27/2013

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

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9.60

35 votes

#25 - The Comening

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/11/2014

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