The BEST Episodes of Delocated

In "Delocated", a family in the witness protection program are moved to New York City, but only under the restrictions that they wear ski masks on camera and surgically graft voice changing devices to their vocal cords. David's problems are exacerbated when his family leaves him over the idea and the assassin discovers his new location.

#1 - Sample

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 8, 2012

Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.

8.50

6 votes

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#2 - Mixer

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 9, 2010

"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.

8.25

12 votes

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#3 - Lipples

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 2, 2012

Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.

8.14

7 votes

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#4 - Sick of It!

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 29, 2009

“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.

8.11

9 votes

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#5 - Tap

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 14, 2010

"Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.

8.11

9 votes

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#6 - Jon He Does It

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 16, 2010

"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.

8.09

11 votes

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#7 - The Soother

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 15, 2009

“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.

8.00

45 votes

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#8 - Conversions

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 29, 2010

"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.

8.00

10 votes

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#9 - Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 23, 2010

"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.

8.00

16 votes

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#10 - Midnight Munchingtons

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 16, 2012

Jon uncovers a hidden talent.

8.00

8 votes

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#11 - Jon Done Gone Nuts

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 29, 2012

"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.

8.00

6 votes

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#12 - Reunion Show

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 5, 2012

The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.

8.00

7 votes

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#13 - Member's Only

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 22, 2009

“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.

7.93

15 votes

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#14 - Decoys

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 22, 2010

The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."

7.93

15 votes

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#15 - Kim's Krafts

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 30, 2010

Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.

7.92

13 votes

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#16 - Coma

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 4, 2010

"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.

7.91

11 votes

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#17 - Bar Mitzvah

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 19, 2009

“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.

7.91

53 votes

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#18 - Good Buds

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 26, 2009

“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and his wife, (Susan) divorces him.

7.88

16 votes

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#19 - Friend

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 15, 2012

Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.

7.86

7 votes

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#20 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 12, 2009

“Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life and changes. Paul Rudd guest stars.

7.82

91 votes

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#21 - David's Girlfriend

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 28, 2010

"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.

7.75

12 votes

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#22 - TB's Mom

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 22, 2012

TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.

7.71

7 votes

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#23 - RVB&B

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 21, 2010

Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.

7.67

6 votes

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#24 - Warm-Up

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 1, 2012

Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.

7.67

6 votes

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#25 - Dog Mayor

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 5, 2010

"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.

7.64

14 votes

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