The BEST episodes of Delocated
Every episode of Delocated ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Delocated!
In "Delocated", a family in the witness protection program are moved to New York City, but only under the restrictions that they wear ski masks on camera and surgically graft voice changing devices to their vocal cords. David's problems are exacerbated when his family leaves him over the idea and the assassin discovers his new location.
#1 - Sick of It!
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2009
“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.
#3 - Sample
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2012
Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.
#5 - Member's Only
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/22/2009
“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.
#7 - Jon He Does It
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/16/2010
"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.
#8 - The Soother
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/15/2009
“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
#9 - Bar Mitzvah
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/2009
“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
#10 - Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2010
"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.
#11 - Mixer
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2010
"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.
#12 - Reunion Show
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2012
The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.
#13 - Jon Done Gone Nuts
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2012
"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.
#14 - Friend
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/15/2012
Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.
#15 - Lipples
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2012
Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.
#17 - Good Buds
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/2009
“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and his wife, (Susan) divorces him.
#18 - Kim's Krafts
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2010
Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.
#20 - David's Girlfriend
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/28/2010
"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.
#22 - Dog Mayor
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/5/2010
"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.
#23 - TB's Mom
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2012
TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.
#24 - Decoys
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/22/2010
The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."
#25 - Skins
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2012
Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.