The BEST Episodes of Delocated
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 19, 2020
Network: Adult Swim
In "Delocated", a family in the witness protection program are moved to New York City, but only under the restrictions that they wear ski masks on camera and surgically graft voice changing devices to their vocal cords. David's problems are exacerbated when his family leaves him over the idea and the assassin discovers his new location.
#1 - Sample
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 8, 2012
Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.
9.40 
#2 - Jon He Does It
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 16, 2010
"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.
9.00 
#3 - Camping
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 23, 2012
Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.
9.00 
#4 - Warm-Up
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 1, 2012
Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.
9.00 
#5 - Jon Done Gone Nuts
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 29, 2012
"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.
9.00 
#6 - Mixer
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 9, 2010
"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.
8.88 
#7 - Conversions
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 29, 2010
"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.
8.83 
#8 - Reunion Show
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 5, 2012
The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.
8.80 
#9 - Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 23, 2010
"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.
8.75 
#10 - Lipples
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 2, 2012
Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.
8.60 
#11 - Friend
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 15, 2012
Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.
8.60 
#12 - TB's Mom
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 22, 2012
TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.
8.60 
#13 - Midnight Munchingtons
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 16, 2012
Jon uncovers a hidden talent.
8.57 
#14 - Sick of It!
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 29, 2009
“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.
8.50 
#15 - David's Girlfriend
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 28, 2010
"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.
8.40 
#16 - Kim's Krafts
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 30, 2010
Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.
8.33 
#17 - Decoys
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 22, 2010
The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."
8.27 
#18 - Member's Only
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 22, 2009
“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.
8.25 
#19 - RVB&B
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 21, 2010
Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.
8.25 
#20 - Coma
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 4, 2010
"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.
8.22 
#21 - Tap
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 14, 2010
"Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.
8.17 
#22 - The Soother
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 15, 2009
“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
8.07 
#23 - Bar Mitzvah
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 19, 2009
“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
8.06 
#24 - Good Buds
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 26, 2009
“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and his wife, (Susan) divorces him.
8.00 
#25 - Dog Mayor
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 5, 2010
"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.
7.90