The WORST episodes of Delocated
Every episode of Delocated ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Delocated!
In "Delocated", a family in the witness protection program are moved to New York City, but only under the restrictions that they wear ski masks on camera and surgically graft voice changing devices to their vocal cords. David's problems are exacerbated when his family leaves him over the idea and the assassin discovers his new location.
#1 - Camping
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/23/2012
Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.
#2 - 'Fidence
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2010
"Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.
#3 - Rage Cage
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/8/2009
“Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend.
#4 - Warm-Up
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2012
Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.
#5 - Skins
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2012
Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.
#6 - Decoys
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/22/2010
The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."
#7 - TB's Mom
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2012
TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.
#8 - Dog Mayor
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/5/2010
"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.
#10 - David's Girlfriend
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/28/2010
"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.
#12 - Kim's Krafts
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2010
Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.
#13 - Good Buds
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/2009
“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and his wife, (Susan) divorces him.
#15 - Jon Done Gone Nuts
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2012
"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.
#16 - Friend
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/15/2012
Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.
#17 - Lipples
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2012
Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.
#18 - Reunion Show
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2012
The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.
#19 - Mixer
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2010
"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.
#20 - Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2010
"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.
#21 - Bar Mitzvah
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/2009
“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
#22 - The Soother
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/15/2009
“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
#23 - Jon He Does It
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/16/2010
"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.
#25 - Member's Only
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/22/2009
“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.