The WORST episodes of Delocated

Every episode of Delocated ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Delocated!

In "Delocated", a family in the witness protection program are moved to New York City, but only under the restrictions that they wear ski masks on camera and surgically graft voice changing devices to their vocal cords. David's problems are exacerbated when his family leaves him over the idea and the assassin discovers his new location.

Last Updated: 12/14/2025Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended

7.14

7 votes

#1 - Camping

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/23/2012

Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.

7.19

43 votes

#2 - 'Fidence

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2010

"Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.

7.39

44 votes

#3 - Rage Cage

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/8/2009

“Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend.

Writer: Jon Glaser

7.43

7 votes

#4 - Warm-Up

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2012

Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.

7.43

7 votes

#5 - Skins

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2012

Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.

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7.62

13 votes

#6 - Decoys

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/22/2010

The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."

Writer: Jon Glaser

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7.63

8 votes

#7 - TB's Mom

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2012

TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.

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7.64

14 votes

#8 - Dog Mayor

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/5/2010

"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.

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7.67

6 votes

#9 - RVB&B

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/21/2010

Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.

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7.75

12 votes

#10 - David's Girlfriend

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/28/2010

"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.

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7.77

92 votes

#11 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/12/2009

“Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life and changes. Paul Rudd guest stars.

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7.79

14 votes

#12 - Kim's Krafts

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2010

Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.

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7.82

17 votes

#13 - Good Buds

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/26/2009

“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and his wife, (Susan) divorces him.

Writer: Jon Glaser

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7.83

12 votes

#14 - Coma

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/4/2010

"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.

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7.86

7 votes

#15 - Jon Done Gone Nuts

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2012

"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.

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7.86

7 votes

#16 - Friend

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/15/2012

Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.

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7.86

7 votes

#17 - Lipples

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2012

Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.

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7.88

8 votes

#18 - Reunion Show

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2012

The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.

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7.92

12 votes

#19 - Mixer

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2010

"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.

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7.94

17 votes

#20 - Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2010

"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.

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7.94

53 votes

#21 - Bar Mitzvah

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/19/2009

“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.

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7.98

45 votes

#22 - The Soother

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/15/2009

“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.

Writer: Jon Glaser

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8.00

12 votes

#23 - Jon He Does It

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/16/2010

"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.

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8.00

10 votes

#24 - Conversions

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/29/2010

"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.

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8.00

15 votes

#25 - Member's Only

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/22/2009

“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.

Writer: Jon Glaser

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