The BEST Episodes of Black Dynamite
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jul 30, 2019
Black Dynamite is based on the 2009 film of the same name. Michael Jai White, Byron Minns, Tommy Davidson and Kym Whitley reprise their film roles as Black Dynamite, Bullhorn, Cream Corn and Honeybee, respectively. Like the movie, the show is predominantly a spoof of and tribute to blaxploitation cinema. The show features a dynamic animation style rooted in Japanese anime.
#1 - A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon
Season 1 - Episode 4
In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite on a doomed space rocket, leaving everyone to believe that Black Dynamite is dead. O.J. takes over the whorephanage and now Black Dynamite must find a way to get the moon rocks and return to Earth to stop O.J. Simpson.
#2 - The S**t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's
Season 1 - Episode 6
President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using them, ridding the community of drugs and using the money to drastically improve things. His original plan a failure, Nixon devises an even more sinister plan, and sends Elvis Presley to stop the flow of drugs from the black community.
#4 - Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats
Season 1 - Episode 2
Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dynamite to rescue his sidekick from the pleasures of the porn industry!
#5 - That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!
Season 1 - Episode 10
Weeks after the events of "Trouble on Puppet Street", the son of That Frog Kurtis, That Bastard Kurtis, enacts his revenge plan on Black Dynamite for killing his daddy on national television. Meanwhile, Black Dynamite finally finds his long-lost father.
#7 - Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip
Season 1 - Episode 3
Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy icon Richard Pryor to the most important performance of his career.
#8 - Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!
Season 1 - Episode 5
While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to handle his sinuses and the villains of the day.
#9 - Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes or The Hunger Pang Games
Season 2 - Episode 8
The Whorephanage is shut down, leaving the orphans to be adopted by a group of rich white friends.
#10 - Black Jaws! or Finger Lickin' Chicken of The Sea
Season 2 - Episode 2
A soul-food-eating contest ends up being interrupted by a man-eating shark.
#11 - Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song or Bill Cosby Ain't Himself
Season 2 - Episode 5
Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin, when he doesn't understand the concept of his film.
#12 - Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
Season 1 - Episode 1
Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!
#14 - How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back or Sexodus or Night of the Living Dickheads
Season 2 - Episode 4
Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for a vacation, where the women party and Honey meets Bob Marley.
#15 - Mister Rogers' Revenge or Please Don't You Be His Neighbor
Season 2 - Episode 6
Black Dynamite takes the Orphans to a recording of 'Mister Rogers' Neighborhood'.
#16 - Roots: The White Album or The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots! or Those Cotton Pickin' Crackers
Season 2 - Episode 1
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
#17 - The Wizard of Watts or Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz
Season 2 - Episode 9
Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and Tin Bee a set of balls, he has to bring down the Pig Chief, The Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful [email protected]$%er’s palace, or he’ll never get home.
#18 - American Band Standoff or The Godfather of Soooul Train or Get On Your Goodfellas
Season 2 - Episode 7
Cream Corn is excited for the chance to dance on “Soul Train,” but BD knows the show is a battle between Don Cornelius and Dick Clark.
#19 - Warriors Come Out or Mean Queens of Halloween
Season 2 - Episode 3
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!