The BEST episodes written by Carl Jones

Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats
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8.63
381 votes

#1 - Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 2

Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dynamite to rescue his sidekick from the pleasures of the porn industry!

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A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon
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8.62
200 votes

#2 - A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 4

In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite on a doomed space rocket, leaving everyone to believe that Black Dynamite is dead. O.J. takes over the whorephanage and now Black Dynamite must find a way to get the moon rocks and return to Earth to stop O.J. Simpson.

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That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!
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8.58
177 votes

#3 - That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 10

Weeks after the events of "Trouble on Puppet Street", the son of That Frog Kurtis, That Bastard Kurtis, enacts his revenge plan on Black Dynamite for killing his daddy on national television. Meanwhile, Black Dynamite finally finds his long-lost father.

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Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!
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8.50
163 votes

#4 - Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 5

While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to handle his sinuses and the villains of the day.

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Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip
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8.46
235 votes

#5 - Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 3

Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy icon Richard Pryor to the most important performance of his career.

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Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song or Bill Cosby Ain't Himself
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8.40
108 votes

#6 - Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song or Bill Cosby Ain't Himself

Black Dynamite - Season 2 - Episode 5

Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin, when he doesn't understand the concept of his film.

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The Wizard of Watts or Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz
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8.38
72 votes

#7 - The Wizard of Watts or Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz

Black Dynamite - Season 2 - Episode 9

Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and Tin Bee a set of balls, he has to bring down the Pig Chief, The Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful Motherf@$%er’s palace, or he’ll never get home.

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The S**t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's
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8.32
186 votes

#8 - The S**t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 6

President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using them, ridding the community of drugs and using the money to drastically improve things. His original plan a failure, Nixon devises an even more sinister plan, and sends Elvis Presley to stop the flow of drugs from the black community.

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Roots: The White Album or The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots! or Those Cotton Pickin' Crackers
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8.15
125 votes

#9 - Roots: The White Album or The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots! or Those Cotton Pickin' Crackers

Black Dynamite - Season 2 - Episode 1

When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?

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Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)
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8.13
148 votes

#10 - Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 7

Black Dynamite returns to Vietnam with his crew to find his friend Mr.T who was left for dead.

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Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump
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7.89
170 votes

#11 - Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 8

A circus ape falls for Honeybee and kidnaps her. Black Dynamite launches a rescue attempt but encounters his own problems during the mission.

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The Legend of Tupaquia
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7.84
74 votes

#12 - The Legend of Tupaquia

Legends of Chamberlain Heights - Season 1 - Episode 5

Grover and Milk attempt to cheer up a newly-single Jamal by taking him to the local strip club where he meets Tupaquia, a stripper with an uncanny resemblance to the Legends' favorite rapper, Tupac.

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Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
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7.70
408 votes

#13 - Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 1

Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!

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The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!
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7.07
184 votes

#14 - The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!

Black Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 9

Dynamite enters a car race but realizes he's being used to transport a mind-controlling substance to tobacco companies.

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