The BEST episodes of Axe Cop

Every episode of Axe Cop ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Axe Cop!

The "Axe Cop" web comic was created by then five-year-old Malachai Nicolle and his 29-year-old brother, Ethan, and chronicles the adventures of an axe-wielding police officer and his loyal team of allies as they fight bad guys. Written by Malachai and drawn by Ethan, the first five installments of "Axe Cop" were put online on January 25, 2010 and went viral in a matter of days.

Last Updated: 11/25/2022Network:FXX
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Taxi Cop
star
8.67
148 votes

#1 - Taxi Cop

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/30/2013

Young Axey and Flutey grow up to run a taxi company, just falling short of their childhood dreams of becoming crime fighters.

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The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules
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8.48
260 votes

#2 - The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/24/2013

AXE COP gets a lesson in parenting when a mysterious, silent boy shows up asking AXE COP to be his father. After some nudging by FLUTE COP, AXE COP brings the boy to his Tri-Annual Learn Out camp to teach him how to kick and chop heads off. However, no one knows that the boy happens to be possessed by the soul of AXE COP's first kill: a rabbit that broke all the rules by eating coconuts.

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Babysitting Uni-Baby
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8.43
237 votes

#3 - Babysitting Uni-Baby

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/10/2013

When FLUTE COP finally has enough money to take his wife, Anita, on a romantic anniversary trip to Hawaii, he enlists AXE COP to babysit his daughter, Uni-Baby. Unfortunately, AXE COP hates babies and just wants to have fun, so he steals Uni-Baby's magical horn to transport himself to Magic World, along with Dr. Rang and Chubby Doll.

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28 Days Before
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8.40
156 votes

#4 - 28 Days Before

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/2013

It's Thanksgiving and Axe Cop hasn't been seen since Halloween. How will his team celebrate Thanksgiving without him?

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An American Story
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8.30
237 votes

#5 - An American Story

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/3/2013

AXE COP tells the story of how his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Book Cop, invented the Fourth of July.

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The Dumb List
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8.29
119 votes

#6 - The Dumb List

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/30/2013

Axe Cop is forced to let a girl join the team even though he has put all girls on the dumb list.

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No More Bad Guys
star
8.26
192 votes

#7 - No More Bad Guys

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/2013

Axe Cop has killed all the bad guys on earth, which means only one thing: new jobs.

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Birthday Month
star
8.22
233 votes

#8 - Birthday Month

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/17/2013

AXE COP's birthday month is not going as planned when he accidentally murders a group of good mermaids. However, FLUTE COP and DR. RANG give AXE COP the best birthday present ever: finding out who killed AXE COP's parents - BAD SANTA. AXE COP travels to South Pole World in order to find BAD SANTA and bring him to justice.

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Zombie Island... In Space
star
8.21
265 votes

#9 - Zombie Island... In Space

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/27/2013

Axe Cop and Flute Cop look for a kidnapped British scientist and travel to the Zombie Island planet to help save a queen.

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Bald Cop
star
8.16
49 votes

#10 - Bald Cop

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/2015

Axe Cop is forced into hiding by the sinister Hell Chicken, while the world falls ruin to the Hell Chicken Zombie Apocalypse.

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The Center of the Ocean
star
8.05
42 votes

#11 - The Center of the Ocean

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/8/2015

Axe Cop goes to a fancy dinner party that falls under siege by evil aliens who are there to kidnap the Water Queen.

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Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back
star
8.00
322 votes

#12 - Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2013

Axe Cop, Flute Cop, Grey Diamond, Army Chihuahua and Liborg help fellow superhero Bat Warthog Man find his missing friends.

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The Ultimate Mate
star
7.89
45 votes

#13 - The Ultimate Mate

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/11/2015

Axe Cop needs to find the best roller-skating partner so he can win the Ultimate Space Trampoline grand prize, but little does he know that a much grander prize lies ahead.

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The Extincter
star
7.73
41 votes

#14 - The Extincter

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/18/2015

When Bigfoot goes missing, Axe Cop & Flute Cop must team up with the Mysterious Beast Force to find him and put a stop to the Extincter once and for all.

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President Cop
star
7.70
46 votes

#15 - President Cop

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/22/2015

Axe Cop declares himself President of The World and unleashes a million years of peace and boredom.

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Mark Frankenstein
star
7.67
45 votes

#16 - Mark Frankenstein

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/15/2015

Grey Diamond explores his origins and searches his past for his true identity.

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Night Mission: The Moon
star
7.60
60 votes

#17 - Night Mission: The Moon

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/17/2015

Flute Cop convinces Axe Cop to take him on his very first night mission... to the moon!

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Axe Cop Saves God
star
7.60
45 votes

#18 - Axe Cop Saves God

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/29/2015

After Axe Cop's ham restaurant comes under attack by hell demons, he must venture to Heaven to protect God from Satan's forces.

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Super Axe
star
7.60
160 votes

#19 - Super Axe

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/2013

Axe Cop must convince his old college buddy, Super Axe, to go on one last adventure to save the world -- by travelling back in time.

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Heads Will Roll
star
7.57
54 votes

#20 - Heads Will Roll

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/24/2015

Following the fight against Goo-rilla with the help of some Ice Vikings, Axe Cop is arrested for breaking the laws and is incarcerated in the local prison. Once their, the warden allows Axe Cop to chop the heads off of the inmates. Flute Cop later discovers that the warden is using the heads to grow his own henchmen so that he can sell them to every supervillain that needs loyal henchmen.

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Baboons Rising
star
7.30
40 votes

#21 - Baboons Rising

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/25/2015

There is an uprising of baboons which led to the death of the President as Axe Cop enlists the Almighty Bear and his bear army of Bearopolis to help fight the baboon army. When the baboon army plans to target the Secret President, Axe Cop, Flute Cop, and the Almighty Bear must enter the Secret President's bloodstream in order to confront the baboon's leader the Almighty Baboon.

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When Night Creatures Attack
star
7.29
184 votes

#22 - When Night Creatures Attack

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/2013

Axe Cop and Flute Cop track down the Sun Thieves before the world is torn apart by Night Creatures.

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