The BEST Episodes of Assy McGee

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 13, 2019

Network: Adult Swim

Crime fighter Assy McGee is out for justice, so all you criminals better look out! Cop Assy McGee is nothing more than a pair of legs with a naked rear end…well, naked unless you count his gun holster! His drinking problem and violent tendencies lead to many shooting sprees and crass language.


#1 - Pharmassy

Season 2 - Episode 2

Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.

star 7.71
7 votes
Johnny Arson

#2 - Johnny Arson

Season 2 - Episode 12

When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.

star 7.50
6 votes
Ring Of Fire

#3 - Ring Of Fire

Season 2 - Episode 1

Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.

star 7.44
9 votes
Game of Death

#4 - Game of Death

Season 1 - Episode 3

A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.

star 7.36
11 votes
The Flirty Black Man

#5 - The Flirty Black Man

Season 1 - Episode 2

When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.

star 7.20
15 votes

#6 - Busted

Season 1 - Episode 4

Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.

star 7.08
12 votes

#7 - Conviction

Season 1 - Episode 6

A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.

star 7.00
9 votes

#8 - Pegfinger

Season 2 - Episode 5

Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.

star 7.00
6 votes
Murder On The Docks

#9 - Murder On The Docks

Season 1 - Episode 1

Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?

star 6.85
34 votes
Hands Up

#10 - Hands Up

Season 2 - Episode 8

McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.

star 6.67
3 votes
The Ballad of Blind Anthony

#11 - The Ballad of Blind Anthony

Season 2 - Episode 11

A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.

star 6.60
5 votes
Vowel Play

#12 - Vowel Play

Season 2 - Episode 7

An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.

star 6.50
4 votes
The Assy Diaries

#13 - The Assy Diaries

Season 2 - Episode 13

On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.

star 6.50
4 votes

#14 - Squirrels

Season 2 - Episode 14

Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.

star 6.50
4 votes
Irish Wake

#15 - Irish Wake

Season 2 - Episode 6

When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).

star 6.50
4 votes
Mexican Rain

#16 - Mexican Rain

Season 1 - Episode 5

Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.

star 6.40
10 votes
Mile High Mayhem

#17 - Mile High Mayhem

Season 2 - Episode 3

Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.

star 6.40
5 votes
Murder On The Midway

#18 - Murder On The Midway

Season 2 - Episode 4

Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.

star 6.40
5 votes
Showdown In The Magic City

#19 - Showdown In The Magic City

Season 2 - Episode 10

Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.

star 6.40
5 votes
Bikes For Bombs

#20 - Bikes For Bombs

Season 2 - Episode 9

Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.

star 6.25
4 votes