The BEST Episodes of Assy McGee
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 25, 2020
Network: Adult Swim
Crime fighter Assy McGee is out for justice, so all you criminals better look out! Cop Assy McGee is nothing more than a pair of legs with a naked rear end…well, naked unless you count his gun holster! His drinking problem and violent tendencies lead to many shooting sprees and crass language.
#1 - Pharmassy
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 13, 2008
Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.
#2 - Game of Death
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 10, 2006
A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.
#3 - Johnny Arson
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 22, 2008
When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.
#4 - The Flirty Black Man
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 3, 2006
When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.
#5 - Busted
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 17, 2006
Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.
#6 - Conviction
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 7, 2007
A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.
#7 - Ring Of Fire
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 6, 2008
Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.
#8 - Pegfinger
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired May 4, 2008
Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.
#9 - Irish Wake
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired May 11, 2008
When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).
#10 - Mexican Rain
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 24, 2006
Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.
#11 - Hands Up
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 25, 2008
McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.
#12 - The Ballad of Blind Anthony
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 15, 2008
A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.
#13 - Murder On The Docks
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 26, 2006
Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?
#14 - Vowel Play
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired May 18, 2008
An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.
#15 - The Assy Diaries
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 29, 2008
On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.
#16 - Squirrels
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Jul 6, 2008
Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.
#17 - Mile High Mayhem
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 20, 2008
Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.
#18 - Murder On The Midway
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 27, 2008
Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.
#19 - Showdown In The Magic City
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Jun 8, 2008
Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.
#20 - Bikes For Bombs
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 1, 2008
Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.