The BEST Episodes of Assy McGee

Crime fighter Assy McGee is out for justice, so all you criminals better look out! Cop Assy McGee is nothing more than a pair of legs with a naked rear end…well, naked unless you count his gun holster! His drinking problem and violent tendencies lead to many shooting sprees and crass language.

#1 - Pharmassy

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 13, 2008

Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.

7.63

8 votes

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#2 - Game of Death

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 10, 2006

A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.

7.54

13 votes

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#3 - Johnny Arson

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 22, 2008

When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.

7.43

7 votes

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#4 - The Flirty Black Man

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 3, 2006

When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.

7.35

17 votes

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#5 - Busted

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 17, 2006

Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.

7.29

14 votes

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#6 - Conviction

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 7, 2007

A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.

7.27

11 votes

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#7 - Ring Of Fire

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 6, 2008

Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.

7.11

38 votes

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#8 - Pegfinger

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired May 4, 2008

Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.

7.00

7 votes

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#9 - Irish Wake

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired May 11, 2008

When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).

6.94

33 votes

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#10 - Mexican Rain

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 24, 2006

Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.

6.75

12 votes

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#11 - Hands Up

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 25, 2008

McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.

6.75

4 votes

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#12 - The Ballad of Blind Anthony

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 15, 2008

A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.

6.67

6 votes

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#13 - Vowel Play

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired May 18, 2008

An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.

6.60

5 votes

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#14 - The Assy Diaries

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 29, 2008

On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.

6.60

5 votes

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#15 - Squirrels

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Jul 6, 2008

Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.

6.60

5 votes

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#16 - Murder On The Docks

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 26, 2006

Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?

6.53

64 votes

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#17 - Mile High Mayhem

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 20, 2008

Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.

6.50

6 votes

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#18 - Murder On The Midway

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 27, 2008

Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.

6.50

6 votes

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#19 - Showdown In The Magic City

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Jun 8, 2008

Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.

6.50

6 votes

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#20 - Bikes For Bombs

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 1, 2008

Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.

6.40

5 votes

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