Assy McGee

The BEST episodes of Assy McGee

Every episode of Assy McGee ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Assy McGee!

Crime fighter Assy McGee is out for justice, so all you criminals better look out! Cop Assy McGee is nothing more than a pair of legs with a naked rear end…well, naked unless you count his gun holster! His drinking problem and violent tendencies lead to many shooting sprees and crass language.

Last Updated: 8/13/2022Network: Adult Swim
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Pharmassy
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7.63
8 votes

#1 - Pharmassy

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/13/2008

Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.

Game of Death
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7.54
13 votes

#2 - Game of Death

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/10/2006

A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.

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Johnny Arson
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7.43
7 votes

#3 - Johnny Arson

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/22/2008

When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.

The Flirty Black Man
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7.35
17 votes

#4 - The Flirty Black Man

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/3/2006

When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.

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Busted
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7.29
14 votes

#5 - Busted

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/17/2006

Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.

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Conviction
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7.27
11 votes

#6 - Conviction

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/7/2007

A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.

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Ring of Fire
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7.11
38 votes

#7 - Ring of Fire

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/6/2008

Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.

Pegfinger
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7.00
7 votes

#8 - Pegfinger

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/4/2008

Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.

Irish Wake
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6.94
33 votes

#9 - Irish Wake

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/11/2008

When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).

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Mexican Rain
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6.75
12 votes

#10 - Mexican Rain

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/24/2006

Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.

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Hands Up
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6.75
4 votes

#11 - Hands Up

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/25/2008

McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.

The Ballad of Blind Anthony
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6.67
6 votes

#12 - The Ballad of Blind Anthony

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/15/2008

A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.

Vowel Play
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6.60
5 votes

#13 - Vowel Play

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/18/2008

An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.

The Assy Diaries
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6.60
5 votes

#14 - The Assy Diaries

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/29/2008

On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.

Squirrels
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6.60
5 votes

#15 - Squirrels

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/6/2008

Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.

Murder on the Docks
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6.53
64 votes

#16 - Murder on the Docks

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/26/2006

Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?

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Mile High Mayhem
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6.50
6 votes

#17 - Mile High Mayhem

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/20/2008

Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.

Murder on the Midway
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6.50
6 votes

#18 - Murder on the Midway

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/27/2008

Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.

Showdown in Magic City
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6.50
6 votes

#19 - Showdown in Magic City

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/8/2008

Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.

Bikes for Bombs
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6.40
5 votes

#20 - Bikes for Bombs

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/1/2008

Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.

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