The BEST episodes of Squidbillies
Every episode of Squidbillies ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies!
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#4 - Thou Shale Not Drill
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/29/2013
The squids debate fracture mining.
#5 - The Inkubator Lives!
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/25/2013
Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
#6 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/4/2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
#7 - A Jailhouse Divided
Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/15/2013
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
#8 - Survival of the Dumbest
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/10/2006
After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
#12 - The Squid Stays in the Picture
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2013
A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.
#13 - Terminus Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/2006
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!
#16 - Drone to the Bone
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2013
Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.
#17 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2006
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
#21 - Big E
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/2/2011
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
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#23 - Ga-Ga-Ghost
Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013
Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
