The BEST Episodes of Squidbillies

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 12, 2019

Network: Adult Swim

Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

#1 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Season 3 - Episode 15

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

star 8.44
25 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
The Inkubater Lives!

#2 - The Inkubater Lives!

Season 8 - Episode 3

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

star 8.41
32 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Taint Misbehavin'

#3 - Taint Misbehavin'

Season 9 - Episode 3

star 8.38
73 votes
Thou Shale Not Drill

#4 - Thou Shale Not Drill

Season 8 - Episode 7

The squids debate fracture mining.

star 8.38
34 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Events By Russell

#5 - Events By Russell

Season 12 - Episode 9

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!

star 8.35
23 votes
Blue Lives Battered

#6 - Blue Lives Battered

Season 12 - Episode 7

star 8.32
22 votes
The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

#7 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

Season 6 - Episode 9

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

star 8.30
27 votes
Big E

#8 - Big E

Season 6 - Episode 4

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

star 8.26
34 votes
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

#9 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Season 2 - Episode 5

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

star 8.25
71 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Granny Hotfoot

#10 - Granny Hotfoot

Season 9 - Episode 7

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

star 8.25
32 votes
Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

#11 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Season 9 - Episode 4

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

star 8.24
37 votes
Drone to the Bone

#12 - Drone to the Bone

Season 8 - Episode 4

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

star 8.22
72 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain

#13 - The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain

Season 12 - Episode 4

Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.

star 8.22
27 votes
A Jailhouse Divided

#14 - A Jailhouse Divided

Season 8 - Episode 5

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

star 8.22
32 votes
Writers: Casper Kelly, Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Muscadine Wine

#15 - Muscadine Wine

Season 12 - Episode 3

Early and Tammi start a band.

star 8.18
22 votes
There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

#16 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

Season 12 - Episode 8

Early lets his beak flag fly.

star 8.18
22 votes
Fatal Distraction

#17 - Fatal Distraction

Season 5 - Episode 7

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

star 8.18
28 votes
The Squid Stays in the Picture

#18 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

Season 8 - Episode 8

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

star 8.18
28 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Ga-Ga-Ghost

#19 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

Season 8 - Episode 2

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

star 8.15
39 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Granite Caverns

#20 - Granite Caverns

Season 8 - Episode 1

Early becomes king of a cave.

star 8.13
46 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
The Pharaoh's Wad

#21 - The Pharaoh's Wad

Season 6 - Episode 8

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

star 8.13
31 votes
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

#22 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Season 2 - Episode 8

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

star 8.11
35 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Terminus Trouble

#23 - Terminus Trouble

Season 2 - Episode 11

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!

star 8.10
29 votes
Writers: Dave Willis, Jim Fortier
Galvin

#24 - Galvin

Season 12 - Episode 2

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

star 8.10
29 votes
Forever Autumn

#25 - Forever Autumn

Season 12 - Episode 1

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

star 8.10
30 votes