The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
#2 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 8.47
Season 3 - Episode 5
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
#7 - Class of '86 8.13
Season 6 - Episode 2
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
#8 - Clowny Freaks 8.09
Season 5 - Episode 8
Rusty gets interested in a white trash rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
#9 - Taint Misbehavin' 8.03
Season 9 - Episode 3
#10 - Take This Job and Love It 8.02
Season 1 - Episode 2
Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
#11 - America: Why I Love Her 8.00
Season 5 - Episode 10
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
#12 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler 7.95
Season 5 - Episode 2
Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.
#15 - Snow Daddy 7.93
Season 6 - Episode 6
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
#17 - Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D 7.90
Season 7 - Episode 1
Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
#19 - Need for Weed 7.89
Season 5 - Episode 1
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
#22 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums 7.88
Season 5 - Episode 4
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.