The BEST episodes of Squidbillies

Every episode of Squidbillies ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies!

Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

Last Updated: 3/13/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
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The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
star
8.53
32 votes

#1 - The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain

Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/25/2019

Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.

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Events By Russell
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8.48
29 votes

#2 - Events By Russell

Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/15/2019

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!

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Blue Lives Battered
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8.44
27 votes

#3 - Blue Lives Battered

Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/8/2019

A social media stunt nearly costs Sheriff his life.

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Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
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8.41
27 votes

#4 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/4/2008

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

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Thou Shale Not Drill
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8.41
32 votes

#5 - Thou Shale Not Drill

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/29/2013

The squids debate fracture mining.

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The Inkubator Lives!
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8.40
30 votes

#6 - The Inkubator Lives!

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/25/2013

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

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A Jailhouse Divided
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8.38
29 votes

#7 - A Jailhouse Divided

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/15/2013

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

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Survival of the Dumbest
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8.37
35 votes

#8 - Survival of the Dumbest

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/10/2006

After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

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Taint Misbehavin'
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8.36
69 votes

#9 - Taint Misbehavin'

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/2014

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

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The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
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8.33
30 votes

#10 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/6/2011

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

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Galvin
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8.31
32 votes

#11 - Galvin

Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/11/2019

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

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The Squid Stays in the Picture
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8.30
30 votes

#12 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2013

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

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Terminus Trouble
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8.27
37 votes

#13 - Terminus Trouble

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/2006

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!

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Tortuga de Mentiras
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8.27
41 votes

#14 - Tortuga de Mentiras

Season 11 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2017

Everyone lies and all of the houses burn.

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There's Sucker Porn Every Minute
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8.27
30 votes

#15 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/15/2019

Early lets his beak flag fly.

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Drone to the Bone
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8.23
70 votes

#16 - Drone to the Bone

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2013

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

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Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
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8.22
36 votes

#17 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2014

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

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Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
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8.22
77 votes

#18 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2006

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

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Dove in an Iron Cage
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8.19
63 votes

#19 - Dove in an Iron Cage

Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/2017

Justice is served, mayo free.

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Muscadine Wine
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8.19
27 votes

#20 - Muscadine Wine

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/18/2019

Early and Tammi start a band.

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Big E
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8.16
32 votes

#21 - Big E

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/2/2011

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

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Reunited, and it Feels No Good
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8.15
26 votes

#22 - Reunited, and it Feels No Good

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/19/2009

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

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Hybrid to Hell
star
8.15
33 votes

#23 - Hybrid to Hell

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/2014

Early loses the love of his life.

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Atone Deaf
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8.15
27 votes

#24 - Atone Deaf

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/2009

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

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Ga-Ga-Ghost
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8.13
38 votes

#25 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

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