The BEST Episodes of Squidbillies

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 25, 2019

Network: Adult Swim

Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

#1 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Season 3 - Episode 15

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

star 8.50
24 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is

#2 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is

Season 3 - Episode 5

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

star 8.48
33 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
The Inkubater Lives!

#3 - The Inkubater Lives!

Season 8 - Episode 3

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

star 8.41
32 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Thou Shale Not Drill

#4 - Thou Shale Not Drill

Season 8 - Episode 7

The squids debate fracture mining.

star 8.39
33 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Drone to the Bone

#5 - Drone to the Bone

Season 8 - Episode 4

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

star 8.36
44 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Office Politics Trouble

#6 - Office Politics Trouble

Season 1 - Episode 6

Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".

star 8.35
57 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Blue Lives Battered

#7 - Blue Lives Battered

Season 12 - Episode 7

star 8.31
16 votes
America: Why I Love Her

#8 - America: Why I Love Her

Season 5 - Episode 10

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

star 8.29
17 votes
Events By Russell

#9 - Events By Russell

Season 12 - Episode 9

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!

star 8.29
14 votes
Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

#10 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Season 9 - Episode 4

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

star 8.25
36 votes
Granny Hotfoot

#11 - Granny Hotfoot

Season 9 - Episode 7

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

star 8.25
32 votes
Big E

#12 - Big E

Season 6 - Episode 4

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

star 8.24
33 votes
The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

#13 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

Season 6 - Episode 9

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

star 8.23
26 votes
There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

#14 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

Season 12 - Episode 8

Early lets his beak flag fly.

star 8.23
13 votes
A Jailhouse Divided

#15 - A Jailhouse Divided

Season 8 - Episode 5

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

star 8.22
32 votes
Writers: Casper Kelly, Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Green and Sober

#16 - Green and Sober

Season 7 - Episode 4

Lil goes to drug rehab.

star 8.21
38 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Fatal Distraction

#17 - Fatal Distraction

Season 5 - Episode 7

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

star 8.19
26 votes
Ga-Ga-Ghost

#18 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

Season 8 - Episode 2

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

star 8.19
37 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
The Squid Stays in the Picture

#19 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

Season 8 - Episode 8

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

star 8.19
27 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Muscadine Wine

#20 - Muscadine Wine

Season 12 - Episode 3

Early and Tammi start a band.

star 8.14
21 votes
Granite Caverns

#21 - Granite Caverns

Season 8 - Episode 1

Early becomes king of a cave.

star 8.13
45 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
The Pharaoh's Wad

#22 - The Pharaoh's Wad

Season 6 - Episode 8

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

star 8.13
31 votes
Burned and Reburned Again

#23 - Burned and Reburned Again

Season 2 - Episode 10

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

star 8.12
26 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

#24 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Season 2 - Episode 8

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

star 8.11
35 votes
Writers: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Dove in an Iron Cage

#25 - Dove in an Iron Cage

Season 11 - Episode 1

Justice is served, mayo free.

star 8.11
62 votes