The BEST Episodes of Squidbillies
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Dec 12, 2019
Network: Adult Swim
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#3 - Taint Misbehavin'
Season 9 - Episode 3
#5 - Events By Russell
Season 12 - Episode 9
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!
#6 - Blue Lives Battered
Season 12 - Episode 7
#7 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Season 6 - Episode 9
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
#8 - Big E
Season 6 - Episode 4
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
#9 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 5
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
#10 - Granny Hotfoot
Season 9 - Episode 7
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
#11 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Season 9 - Episode 4
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
#13 - The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
Season 12 - Episode 4
Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.
#15 - Muscadine Wine
Season 12 - Episode 3
Early and Tammi start a band.
#16 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute
Season 12 - Episode 8
Early lets his beak flag fly.
#17 - Fatal Distraction
Season 5 - Episode 7
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
#21 - The Pharaoh's Wad
Season 6 - Episode 8
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
#24 - Galvin
Season 12 - Episode 2
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.
#25 - Forever Autumn
Season 12 - Episode 1
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.