The Best Episodes of Squidbillies

Green and Sober

#1 - Green and Sober 8.50

Season 7 - Episode 4

Lil goes to drug rehab.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is

#2 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 8.47

Season 3 - Episode 5

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
The Good One

#3 - The Good One 8.31

Season 3 - Episode 7

Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Beware the Butt-Cutter

#4 - Beware the Butt-Cutter 8.22

Season 7 - Episode 2

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Drone to the Bone

#5 - Drone to the Bone 8.18

Season 8 - Episode 4

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Office Politics Trouble

#6 - Office Politics Trouble 8.13

Season 1 - Episode 6

Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Class of '86

#7 - Class of '86 8.13

Season 6 - Episode 2

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.

Clowny Freaks

#8 - Clowny Freaks 8.09

Season 5 - Episode 8

Rusty gets interested in a white trash rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Taint Misbehavin'

#9 - Taint Misbehavin' 8.03

Season 9 - Episode 3

Take This Job and Love It

#10 - Take This Job and Love It 8.02

Season 1 - Episode 2

Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
America: Why I Love Her

#11 - America: Why I Love Her 8.00

Season 5 - Episode 10

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

#12 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler 7.95

Season 5 - Episode 2

Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.

Chalky Trouble

#13 - Chalky Trouble 7.94

Season 1 - Episode 4

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Condition: Demolition!

#14 - Condition: Demolition! 7.93

Season 3 - Episode 9

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Snow Daddy

#15 - Snow Daddy 7.93

Season 6 - Episode 6

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Krystal, Light

#16 - Krystal, Light 7.91

Season 3 - Episode 20

Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

#17 - Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D 7.90

Season 7 - Episode 1

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

#18 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen 7.90

Season 3 - Episode 14

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Need for Weed

#19 - Need for Weed 7.89

Season 5 - Episode 1

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

#20 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling 7.89

Season 3 - Episode 12

Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Squidbilly Manfishing

#21 - Squidbilly Manfishing 7.88

Season 7 - Episode 3

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

#22 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums 7.88

Season 5 - Episode 4

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

Armageddon it On!

#23 - Armageddon it On! 7.85

Season 3 - Episode 13

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Bubba Trubba

#24 - Bubba Trubba 7.82

Season 2 - Episode 9

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis
Wing Nut

#25 - Wing Nut 7.80

Season 3 - Episode 4

Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.

Directors: Jim Fortier, Dave Willis