The BEST Episodes of Squidbillies
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 31, 2020
Network: Adult Swim
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#4 - Taint Misbehavin'
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 5, 2014
#5 - Events By Russell
Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 15, 2019
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!
#6 - Blue Lives Battered
Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 8, 2019
#7 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 6, 2011
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
#8 - The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 25, 2019
Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.
#10 - Big E
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 2, 2011
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
#11 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 15, 2006
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
#12 - Granny Hotfoot
Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired Nov 9, 2014
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
#14 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 12, 2014
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
#17 - Fatal Distraction
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 27, 2010
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
#19 - Muscadine Wine
Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired Aug 18, 2019
Early and Tammi start a band.
#20 - The Pharaoh's Wad
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 30, 2011
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
#21 - Galvin
Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 11, 2019
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.
#22 - Dove in an Iron Cage
Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 15, 2017
Justice is served, mayo free.
#24 - Trackwood Race-ist
Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 24, 2016
Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.
#25 - Terminus Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Nov 26, 2006
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!