Last Updated: Aug 14, 2019
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains.
This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#1 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby Season 3 - Episode 15
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #2 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is Season 3 - Episode 5
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #3 - The Inkubater Lives! Season 8 - Episode 3
Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #4 - Galvin Season 12 - Episode 2
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.
#5 - Thou Shale Not Drill Season 8 - Episode 7
The squids debate fracture mining.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #6 - Drone to the Bone Season 8 - Episode 4
Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #7 - Office Politics Trouble Season 1 - Episode 6
Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #8 - Forever Autumn Season 12 - Episode 1
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
#9 - America: Why I Love Her Season 5 - Episode 10
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
#10 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water Season 9 - Episode 4
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
#11 - Granny Hotfoot Season 9 - Episode 7
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
#12 - Green and Sober Season 7 - Episode 4
Lil goes to drug rehab.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #13 - Big E Season 6 - Episode 4
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
#14 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap Season 6 - Episode 9
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
#15 - A Jailhouse Divided Season 8 - Episode 5
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
Casper Kelly , Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #16 - Fatal Distraction Season 5 - Episode 7
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.
Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
#17 - Ga-Ga-Ghost Season 8 - Episode 2
Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #18 - The Squid Stays in the Picture Season 8 - Episode 8
A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #19 - Granite Caverns Season 8 - Episode 1
Early becomes king of a cave.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #20 - The Pharaoh's Wad Season 6 - Episode 8
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
#21 - Lerm Season 4 - Episode 1
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
#22 - Burned and Reburned Again Season 2 - Episode 10
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #23 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust Season 2 - Episode 8
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #24 - Terminus Trouble Season 2 - Episode 11
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!
Jim Fortier , Dave Willis #25 - Tween Stream Season 3 - Episode 3
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.
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