The BEST Episodes of Squidbillies
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Sep 25, 2019
Network: Adult Swim
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#2 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is
Season 3 - Episode 5
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"
#7 - Blue Lives Battered
Season 12 - Episode 7
#8 - America: Why I Love Her
Season 5 - Episode 10
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
#9 - Events By Russell
Season 12 - Episode 9
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!
#10 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Season 9 - Episode 4
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
#11 - Granny Hotfoot
Season 9 - Episode 7
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
#12 - Big E
Season 6 - Episode 4
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
#13 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Season 6 - Episode 9
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
#14 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute
Season 12 - Episode 8
Early lets his beak flag fly.
#17 - Fatal Distraction
Season 5 - Episode 7
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
#20 - Muscadine Wine
Season 12 - Episode 3
Early and Tammi start a band.
#22 - The Pharaoh's Wad
Season 6 - Episode 8
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
#25 - Dove in an Iron Cage
Season 11 - Episode 1
Justice is served, mayo free.