Black Jesus

The BEST episodes of Black Jesus

Every episode of Black Jesus ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Black Jesus!

A TV series finds Jesus living in present day Compton, CA on a daily mission to spread love and kindness throughout the neighborhood with the help of his small but loyal group of downtrodden followers.

Last Updated: 9/13/2022Network: Adult Swim
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The Other Shoe Drops
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8.66
238 votes

#1 - The Other Shoe Drops

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/18/2014

Travyon forays into documentary filmmaking and discovers a saboteur pouring bleach in the garden.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Very Special Christmas in Compton
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8.48
155 votes

#2 - A Very Special Christmas in Compton

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/2015

Jesus makes a Christmas wish after he grows upset with the commercialization of the holiday. But, his wish brings unintended consequences.

Watch Now:Amazon
Love Thy Enemy (2)
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8.48
282 votes

#3 - Love Thy Enemy (2)

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/25/2014

The complex is in shambles thanks to Vic and Lloyd.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Gangsta's Paradise
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8.46
283 votes

#4 - Gangsta's Paradise

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/2/2014

Jesus decides to reunite with his friends from the "hood"

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
WTFWBJD
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8.42
246 votes

#5 - WTFWBJD

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/9/2014

While Jesus is on the run, the gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Never Say When
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8.42
158 votes

#6 - Never Say When

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/2015

Lloyd gets a lucrative job as a liquor salesman, which changes him in ways that worry Jesus.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Hands of God
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8.41
212 votes

#7 - Hands of God

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2015

Jesus joins Ms. Tudi in her latest money-making scheme, a mobile spa van charging for Holy foot massages. The hustle puts Fish in an awkward position when Tudi soon decides it better to sell Fish's "gift of sexiness" instead.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Fried Green Tomatoes
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8.33
242 votes

#8 - Fried Green Tomatoes

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/4/2014

The gang is ready to quit the garden when they find the weed in the garden has failed, but they discover an abundance of "miracle" green tomatoes.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
False Witness
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8.32
217 votes

#9 - False Witness

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2015

When Vic misinterprets the gang's latest hustle as terrorist activity, he gears up to wage a one-man war against them.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Jesus Gonna Get His
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8.26
223 votes

#10 - Jesus Gonna Get His

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2015

Jesus and the gang take on the Church of Jesus Christ in Compton; they plan to teach its corrupt preacher a lesson.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Janky Cable
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8.23
198 votes

#11 - Janky Cable

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/2015

Trayvon's dad gets him free cable, which causes problems with Vic.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Tasty Tudi's
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8.18
210 votes

#12 - Tasty Tudi's

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2015

When Fish seduces a city worker into a no limit EBT card, he learns that free food can come at a high price

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
No Room for Jesus
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8.18
279 votes

#13 - No Room for Jesus

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2015

Jesus returns to Compton in search of a place to stay, but becomes concerned about Fish, who appears to be returning to a life of crime.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
I Gave at the Playground
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8.12
257 votes

#14 - I Gave at the Playground

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/28/2014

The gang end up agreeing to help Boonie with a yard sale. His ex girlfriend shows up though to cause havoc.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Shit Heist
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8.08
310 votes

#15 - The Shit Heist

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/21/2014

After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, they are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:iTunes
Love Thy Enemy (1)
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7.94
269 votes

#16 - Love Thy Enemy (1)

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/11/2014

The gang bottle and sell their green tomato sauce and Ms. Tudi makes peace with the CCSWC.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Thy Neighbor's Strife
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7.90
199 votes

#17 - Thy Neighbor's Strife

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/2015

Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches".

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Lloyds Wife/Good for Nothing
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7.87
189 votes

#18 - Lloyds Wife/Good for Nothing

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/2015

Lloyds' wife resurfaces announcing she wants a divorce. Vic is overjoyed, until things get messy. After a visit to the probation office, Fish faces a test of faith.

Watch Now:iTunes
Taco Sundays
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7.86
203 votes

#19 - Taco Sundays

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2015

Jesus loses his phone when the gang travel through Compton in a food truck.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Fish and the Con Man
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7.86
347 votes

#20 - Fish and the Con Man

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/14/2014

Black Jesus tells his gang that they must start a community garden. Standing in the way of progress is Vic, the Apartment Manager who threatens to bring all of them down.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Parole Officer
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7.82
57 votes

#21 - Parole Officer

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2019

The parole officer for Jesus, a friendly white dude that just wants to make the world a better place, witnesses proof of Jesus' divinity, has a spiritual upheaval and decides to stop going to work and follow Jesus.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Vatican Guys
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7.63
60 votes

#22 - Vatican Guys

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2019

After discovering the leaked video of Jesus performing a miracle, the Vatican sends two secret agents from Italy to Compton to kidnap "the Black Jesus" and determine if the oversized black guy is really the son of God.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Hair Tudi
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7.51
37 votes

#23 - Hair Tudi

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/2019

Ms. Tudi miraculously scores a small business loan and opens Tudi's Wigs, Weaves and Whatnots; the Korean Mafia isn't happy the store is on their turf, and that means war.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Boonie Comes Up
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7.50
42 votes

#24 - Boonie Comes Up

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2019

Boonie thinks he has been possessed by the soul of a dead gangster and begins acting like a serious badass. That day, Lloyd serves Jesus papers - he's taking him to "Homey's Court" for making him sober, and to settle up for $600.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Operation SHUT'EMDOWN
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7.42
45 votes

#25 - Operation SHUT'EMDOWN

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2019

AmBro, the head of security at the New Compton Gardens, forms a militia to scare off drug dealers in the hood; in a show of force, his troops take over the street and screw up a drug deal the gang planned for that day.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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