The WORST episodes of Black Jesus

Every episode of Black Jesus ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Black Jesus!

A TV series finds Jesus living in present day Compton, CA on a daily mission to spread love and kindness throughout the neighborhood with the help of his small but loyal group of downtrodden followers.

Last Updated: 2/16/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended

7.24

46 votes

#1 - The Compton Crusader

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2019

There's a vigilante in Southwest Compton, and he's taken matters into his own hands. Jesus has to stop him before he goes too far.

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7.26

38 votes

#2 - Boonie Christ

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/2019

Jesus lets Boonie have the power of Christ so he can see how difficult being the Son of God really is; while Boonie tries to figure out how to make his new powers work for him, Jesus takes a skip day for himself.

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7.32

37 votes

#3 - The Real Jesus of Compton

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2019

The gang talks Jesus into starring in a reality show after a sleazy producer promises them fame and fortune. It's a disaster from start to finish, but Jesus is determined to get Pop's good word out as a result.

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7.34

47 votes

#4 - Operation SHUT'EMDOWN

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2019

AmBro, the head of security at the New Compton Gardens, forms a militia to scare off drug dealers in the hood; in a show of force, his troops take over the street and screw up a drug deal the gang planned for that day.

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7.39

506 votes

#5 - Smokin', Drinkin', and Chillin

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/7/2014

Black Jesus and his gang fail at trying to score some good weed. To make matters worse Black Jesus gets detained by police and questioned.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg

Writer: Aaron McGruder, Mike Clattenburg

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7.40

70 votes

#6 - The Compton Carter

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2019

Jesus returns from jail to discover his running buddy Boonie has relocated from their old Compton Gardens apartment complex to the "new" Compton Gardens, where Lloyd is building manager.

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7.49

35 votes

#7 - God's Team

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2019

Jesus suddenly finds himself as the coach for the Compton Devils junior high football. His agenda to spread love and kindness is at odd with winning at all costs, and we see his struggle play out in the big game.

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7.55

38 votes

#8 - Hair Tudi

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/2019

Ms. Tudi miraculously scores a small business loan and opens Tudi's Wigs, Weaves and Whatnots; the Korean Mafia isn't happy the store is on their turf, and that means war.

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7.58

43 votes

#9 - Boonie Comes Up

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2019

Boonie thinks he has been possessed by the soul of a dead gangster and begins acting like a serious badass. That day, Lloyd serves Jesus papers - he's taking him to "Homey's Court" for making him sober, and to settle up for $600.

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7.66

61 votes

#10 - Vatican Guys

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2019

After discovering the leaked video of Jesus performing a miracle, the Vatican sends two secret agents from Italy to Compton to kidnap "the Black Jesus" and determine if the oversized black guy is really the son of God.

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7.76

58 votes

#11 - Parole Officer

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2019

The parole officer for Jesus, a friendly white dude that just wants to make the world a better place, witnesses proof of Jesus' divinity, has a spiritual upheaval and decides to stop going to work and follow Jesus.

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7.84

319 votes

#12 - Fish and the Con Man

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/14/2014

Black Jesus tells his gang that they must start a community garden. Standing in the way of progress is Vic, the Apartment Manager who threatens to bring all of them down.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg

Writer: Aaron McGruder, Mike Clattenburg

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7.87

179 votes

#13 - Lloyds Wife/Good for Nothing

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/2015

Lloyds' wife resurfaces announcing she wants a divorce. Vic is overjoyed, until things get messy. After a visit to the probation office, Fish faces a test of faith.

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7.90

193 votes

#14 - Taco Sundays

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2015

Jesus loses his phone when the gang travel through Compton in a food truck.

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7.90

192 votes

#15 - Thy Neighbor's Strife

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/2015

Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches".

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7.96

247 votes

#16 - Love Thy Enemy (1)

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/11/2014

The gang bottle and sell their green tomato sauce and Ms. Tudi makes peace with the CCSWC.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg

Writer: Aaron McGruder, Mike Clattenburg

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8.14

284 votes

#17 - The Shit Heist

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/21/2014

After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, they are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.

Directors: Mike Clattenburg

Writer: Aaron McGruder, Mike Clattenburg

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