The BEST episodes of Squidbillies season 2
Every episode of Squidbillies season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Squidbillies season 2!
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
#1 - Survival of the Dumbest
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/10/2006
After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
#2 - Terminus Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/2006
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!
#3 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2006
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
#4 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/5/2006
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
#5 - A Sober Sunday
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/17/2006
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some.
#6 - The Tiniest Princess
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/2006
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
#7 - Rebel With a Claus
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/24/2006
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
#8 - Meth O.D to My Madness
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2006
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
#9 - Swayze Crazy
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2006
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
#10 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/2006
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads which requires the help of a therapist.
#11 - Butt Trouble
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/2006
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
#12 - Bubba Trubba
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/2006
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
#13 - Burned and Reburned Again
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/2006
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
#14 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2006
After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows the Cuyler family to become the 'lucky' winners.